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Call it a Meal

By: AJAngelique
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Rating: Adult ++
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Neopets: Call it a Meal

Call it a Meal

Disclaimer -
I don't own Hannah, Karnak or Neopets. I'm just borrowing them for my own peevish delights.
*evil cackle*

With that said and done, one with the show!

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Call it a Meal
AJ Angelique

1) Appetizer

Some time had passed since Hannah had returned from Terror Mountain and her adventure in the ice caves. Yet Hannah was still working at the same tavern on Krawk Island as she happily served the customers. It was during one of these songs that someone from Hannah's past quietly slipped in and took a seat at a lone table in a darken corner of the tavern. Once seated, this Neopets sat and waited as they watched the young Usul continue with her song.

Once the song was over with though, Hannah continued her waitress duties as she tended to one table after another. Finally, Hannah got close enough to the lone table that when the Neopet cleared his voice, Hannah snapped her head up and looked right at him.

"Karnak?!" Hannah practically gasped.
"Hello Hannah," the green Gelert said as he hid a grin in the corner of his mouth and she walked over to his table.

"So, what brings you to this neck of the woods?" Hannah asked curiously.
"The Hannah Special," Karnak said bluntly with an obvious grin. Hannah nearly dropped her jaw and had to shake herself out of surprise before she could speak again.

"Here? Now?" Hannah asked and Karnak just nodded. Hannah bit her lower lip and she nervously looked around as she wondered how she was going to pull this off with a tavern full of Neopets. Karnak noticed this and quickly looked around the tavern as he slipped an acorn out of his pocket. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed an Aisha heading back to the kitchen with a tall stack of dishes in her arms. Karnak quickly took aim and flicked the acorn in her direction. The acorn silently flew through the air and skipped a couple times on the floor before it came to a stop directly in front of the Aisha's next step.

The moment that the Aisha stepped on the acorn she lost her balance and soon both she and the plates fell down on the floor. While the breaking dishes distracted everyone else, Hannah ducked under Karnak's table in the blink of an eye and held her breath for a moment as the green tablecloth fell back down behind her. She stared at the tablecloth for a moment and only breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the other Neopets applauding the Aisha.

'Whew! Well, guess I better get started on that Hannah Special,' as she turned her attention to Karnak and quietly crawled over to his black clothed open legs. Once she was situated between his legs, she reached up and undid his pants so as to release Little Karnak, who was all to happy to see Hannah as it popped free of the cloth and pointed straight in Hannah's face like a Rainbow Gun.

'Whoa,' Hannah thought and slightly gulped as she stared at the nearly erect phallus in front of her.

'Well, if he wants a Hannah Special. Might as well start him out with the appetizer,' Hannah thought as she wrapped her fingers around the lower half of the phallus and her lips around the tip. The moment that Hannah began to massage and suck on Karnak's phallus, he had to bite back a moan of pleasure, as he had to remind himself that he was in public.

"Excuse me sir," said a female voice and Karnak jumped in his seat. He looked to his left and saw a beautiful Blue Aisha standing by the table with a notepad and pencil in her hands, whom Karnak couldn't help but stare in a silent trance.

"Are you ready to order?" the Aisha asked even though she was still unsure if he was all right or not. When Karnak took a little too long to answer her, Hannah gave a ready hard suck and Karnak sucked in a sharp breath of air before he quickly said "Yes" as he tried his best not to yelp.

"Ok, what will you have sailor?" the Aisha asked.
"I'll have the Shrimp and Lobster platter," Karnak said, trying his best to keep his cool as Hannah slowly engulfed more of his length.

"All righty then, would you like something cool to drink with that?" the Aisha asked in a sultry tone that sent a shiver through Karnak's body.

"No. No thank you," Karnak said and the Aisha sighed.
"The platter it is," she said and walked off to turn his order in to the cook. The moment she was gone, Karnak furrowed his eyebrows and glanced down at the table as he mentally cursed Hannah as she chuckled lightly and continued to go down on him. At first, Hannah had wanted to get this over as fast as possible so as to please Karnak and she wouldn't be missed. But after what had just happened between him and that waitress, she was do her best to make this nice and slow so as to torment Karnak and make him regret his ordering "the Hannah Special".

So she settled herself in and began to process of slowly building the pleasure in Karnak's body as she bobbed her head on Karnak's length as the pad of her tongue rubbed roughly on the under skin of his phallus and she every so lightly flicked the tip of her tongue on his tip as she made careful not to graze her teeth against his flesh. Time slowly paced and Karnak began to fidget and squirm ever so lightly as he did his best to keep quiet. He wanted Hannah to quicken her pace before his food arrived but he knew he could do nothing about it. Karnak knew, he just knew, that if. IF! He put both his paws under that table cloth and ran his digits through those silken waves of brown hair, he wouldn't just urge her to go faster, he would lose his control and put on a nice little side show for everyone in the tavern. So Karnak kept his hands on top of the table and fidgeted once more.

Hannah noted that Karnak was doing his best to keep his cool as she finally began to deep throat his entire length. The task would have not been easy if she hadn't taken her time in swallowing the whole length...and the fast that this wasn't the first time she serviced the thief didn't hurt either. Hannah grinned at this little secret as she hummed ever so lightly. When she felt Karnak stiffen up a bit and suppress a moan, she grinned once again.

'Curse you Hannah,' Karnak thought as he glared at the table in such a way that it would have burned a hole not only through the table but through the floor as well.

"Here you go sailor," came the same female voice and Karnak jumped once again as the same blue Aisha returned to his table with a giant platter brimming with shrimp and lobster.

"Oh, thank you," Karnak said as the platter was placed in front of him.
The Aisha smiled as Karnak...Karnak smiled at the Aisha...and there was silence.
"Well?" the Aisha in a motherly tone.
"Well?" Karnak asked, slightly confused.
"Aren't you going to eat your food?" she asked as she crossed her arms on her chest.
"My food?" Karnak asked and Hannah faltered slightly in her sucking.
"Yes," the Aisha said as she moved closer to Karnak, "the cook took an awful long time to cook this and I hate to see this go to waste," the Aisha said quite sadly with a slight pout.

"Uhhh," Karnak mumbled at a lack of words and he didn't notice that some patrons from nearby tables were snickering at the show at his table.

"Now," the Aisha said as she picked up a piece of shrimp, "won't you take at least one bite?"
"Uh," Karnak said as he opened his mouth ever so slightly.
"Oh come now, you must open your mouth wider than that," the Aisha said. Hannah than took that moment to hum quite hard this time. Karnak opened his mouth to release a cry of pleasure but that was soon cut off by the piece of shrimp that the Aisha stuff into his mouth.

"Now, isn't that good?" the Aisha asked.
"Hmmm," Karnak hummed and nodded his head in the positive as he chewed the food.
"Good, now I want to see you eat each and every bite of your platter," the Aisha said.
"Hmmm," Karnak hummed as he tried to hide the not so pleased look on his face as Hannah chuckled inside. As Hannah continued to serve Karnak his first order under the table, the Aisha fed Karnak his second order above the table. So every time that the Aisha gave Karnak a bite of food, Hannah did something that gave Karnak a good jolt of pleasure that caused him to open his mouth just wide enough for the Aisha to stuff another piece of food practically down his throat.

"Ok now, here comes the big lobster tail," the Aisha said as she held up the last piece of food.
'Oh shit,' Karnak thought as he could feel finally quicken the pace on her work and suck harder.
"Now, open wide," the Aisha said in a singsong sort of way as she held up the lobster tail.
"Ahhhh," Karnak started as he opened his mouth but his Ah soon changed into an AHHHH as Hannah fed him his Appetizer orgasm and the Aisha fed him the lobster tail. Karnak bit off half of the tail and did his best to chew on it as his body reacted to the orgasm that coursed through his body. When it was all over, Karnak was finally able to swallow all the lobster he had chewed up as he could feel that Hannah was no longer on his length...or between his legs for that matter.

'Is she still under the table?' Karnak thought as the Aisha fed him the last of the lobster.
"Aphrodite," came the annoyed tone of a female voice and the two turned to see Hannah on the other side of the table with her arms crossed.

"Hannah," the Aisha said as both she and Karnak were surprised to see her.
"Didn't the boss tell you not to bother the customers," Hannah said.
"Awww, you're no fun," Aphrodite said with a slight pout and walked off. Hannah watched her walk away and didn't approach Karnak until she was halfway across the tavern.

"So, how did you like the special?" Hannah asked.
"Nice, but not as filling as I thought it would be," Karnak said.
"Well, that happens when you just order the appetizer in the afternoon. I suggest trying the dinner special in the evening," Hannah said.

"I'll do that then," Karnak said as he pulled out the money for the food he had eaten and left the tavern. Hannah smiled as she watched him leave and once he was gone, she collected the money and took it to the counter where Aphrodite was waiting for her.


"You own me some shiny doubloons," Hannah said as she handed the Aisha money. Aphrodite pouted as she put the money away with the rest of the day's earnings.

"That was fun though."
"If want to see some real fun, wait till tonight," Hannah said.
"He's coming back?" Aphrodite gasped and Hannah nodded.
"Yes, he'll be back for the dinner special."
"But, we don't serve dinner tonight," Aphrodite said.
"I know," Hannah said with a grin that was soon mirrored by the Aisha.
"I see, you little minx you," Aphrodite said playfully.
"Yes, now I guess we better get back to work before the boss yells at us," Hannah said.
"Yes, but I'd wipe that thing off your neck first," Aphrodite said as she went back out to the table. Hannah raised an eyebrow at this comment and wiped off her neck with her right paw until she found something sticky in her fur. When she moved her paw away from her neck, Hannah was surprised to find that it was a glob of semen that had hit her during Karnak's little orgasm under the table. Hannah blushed lightly and quickly wiped the semen off on a nearby towel before she returned to her waitress duties as thought of that night danced through her mind.

TBC

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