Zelda: The Misadventures of Link

The Legend of Zelda:
The Misadventures of Link

by Moranos of Valinor

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Part I
Mating Rituals


Saria watched wistfully as Link turned away to leave the forest forever. She'd been dreaming of this moment for weeks, and every time it was the same. She could never call out, never grab him by the arm, never pull him into her arms...

This time was different. It was real. Her arm shot out as he took his first step, ensnaring his wrist in her smooth fingers. "Link... stay just one more night. Please? For me?" she begged. Tears welled in her eyes as he turned to face her.

"Okay... I guess one more night wouldn't hurt," he replied. Seeing Saria get emotional always made him feel funny. But not in a bad way.

-- Later that evening --

Saria led Link through the lost woods... the moon was full, casting a ghostly light on their travels. She'd been planning for this night for some time.

Saria was in heat. Kokiri children didn't reproduce like hylians or humans, since they remained in child form for their entire lives. The process was unusual, wrapped up in secrecy and ritual, and she'd had to consult the Deku tree for help. The last piece of the puzzle was more difficult, since he'd passed away.

Saria's heart lept as she found the spot she sought. Under a large tree, a small door, with no handle. Instead, the carved wooden surface of the door showed two pairs of handprints, perfectly matched for the typical Kokiri. Saria quickly rubbed her hands together and placed them upon the prints on the door. Link reluctantly did the same. He had no idea why he was here, or what she was up to. She'd told him she wanted to have one last adventure in the woods before he left. The door swung slowly inward....

Inside, the pair found themselves in a carved out bedroom in the base of the tree. Against the opposite wall stood an old four-poster bed, and a small chest. Torchlight cast a warm glow on the room, and reflected from a full length mirror attached to the wall next to the bed.

"This doesn't feel right," Link said, warily. "This looks like somebody's house."

"No, silly boy," giggled Saria. She had a nervous quiver to her voice. "This room is for us tonight. Just you and me."

Saria quickly dragged Link over to the chest and kicked it open. In the torchlight, she quickly saw the two small silver pendants hidden away in the chest. Drawing them out, she handed one to Link, and bade him wear it about his neck.

Link examined the pendant curiously, as Saria put the other one over her head. "Um, Saria, you do realize what this is, right?"

Saria giggled naughtily, holding up the pendant strung from her own neck. It was in the shape of a woman's crotch, and had an opening between the labia. "I sure do," she said, grabbing Link's pendant out of his hands, and holding the two close together. His, naturally, was in the shape of a large erect cock...

"These are the Kokiri mating pendants. I wanted our last night together to be special," she said, sounding wistful and husky. She drew the two pendants together, and the snapped into place, the small silver cock locking into the pussy. A blinding light filled the room, and Link and Saria fell to the ground stunned.

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Saria awoke, and realizing where she was, quickly scrambled to her feet. She felt odd, unbalanced and disoriented. As her roving eyes caught sight of her reflection in the mirror, she let out a small shriek. She had grown! She was over five feet tall now, and her silky green hair hung down below her shoulders. Her breasts were quite large, and felt firm as she ran her hands over them. Her waist was narrow, giving way to full round hips. She turned sideways, looking at her tight round butt in the mirror... and her long slender legs. "Oh my..."

Her heart was racing with excitement, and her new body was responding quickly. She could feel the moisture between her legs and the throbbing excitement shutting down all the reasoning in her brain. "Link?" she called, surprised by the sultry quality of her voice, "Link, where are you?"

"Over here," came the deep-throated reply. He was standing in a shadowy corner of the room, facing the corner. She ran over to him, throwing her arms around him. His arms were rock solid, and his wide chest was hard and toned. "Saria, I've got a problem," he said, his voice cracking.

"What is it, are you..oh my!" she exlaimed as she turned him around and looked down. His throbbing cock was visible, pushing up from underneath his tunic. She pulled his tunic off to get a better look. "Link, that's not a problem at all," she said, dropping to her knees.

Saria knew exactly what she was doing. The Deku tree had sent her on a quest the previous week, and she'd found a book left by her ancestors in the forest. In it, she read about Kokiri sex... how they had to use the mating pendants to assume adult form, how the bodies worked, and how to perform well. It was a thorough book..

Now, as she knelt before Link, she put her knowledge to use on the throbbing twelve inches of man meat that stood before her. She took it in her hands, caressing gently, while she began to kiss the tip.

"OH!" Link gasped, "well, you said you wanted it to be special... that's... oh... fuck that's good."

Saria went to work, taking as much of Link's cock into her mouth as she could. He couldn't control him self, and he took her head in his hands and began to thrust gently. She certainly didn't resist. Instead, she relaxed and let him fuck her mouth, deeper, his cock hitting the back of her throat as she resisted the urge to gag. Then slowly she put her hands on his ass and pulled him deeper, taking the head of his cock deep down her throat, deeper each time until his huge rod was sliding all the way down on every thrust.

Link came quickly, shooting his first load down Saria's throat and in her mouth, which overflowed, dripping his cum down her chin and neck. She moaned in exctacy, rubbing his hot cum into her skin. She stood up slowly, shaking from excitement, and she took Link by the hand and led him to the bed where she began to undress.

"Keep the boots on," Link told her, "I always thought you looked great in boots." Saria giggled playfully, doing as he requested. The special tight fitting high heeled boots she'd brought along for the trip were something she knew her lover would like.

The kokiri girl got down on her hands and knees, pointing her tight buttocks toward Link. His cock hadn't softened in the slightest, and he was ready to go again. He placed the tip against Saria's soaking wet twat and pressed inward firmly.

"Fuck!" Saria moaned, "deeper... I want all of you inside me!" Link was only too happy to oblige, firmly thrusting his cock deep into Saria's womb. The girl screamed with pleasure as Link began to pump his cock in and out of her. His fingers dug into her hips as he gained speed.

"Yess!" she screamed. Tears were in her eyes, as the combined pleasure and pain of the pouding she was taking drew spikes of pleasure into her brain. "Fuck me harder!"

Again, Link was only too happy to oblige her. He quickly went from excited lover to savage beast, one hand visciously pulling at her left hips while the other grabbed her right breast, drawing shrieks of pain and pleasure from the kokiri girl he was hammering from behind.

Saria could hardly believe it. Link had turned into a sexual brute beyond her imagination, and she loved it. Her fresh cunt dripped blood slightly as Link violated it, and she rammed herself into his cock, meeting every thrust with her own. "Link I... " she gasped, moaning loudly with every breath, "I'm gonna... " Her voice was a mixture of moans and sobs and screams. Tears were in her eyes and a smile was on her face.

"I know," he snarled, slowing slightly, "But I wanna try something first." With hands that gripped like iron, he flipped her over onto her back, pulling his cock out of her cunt with a loud slurping noise. He gripped her legs in both hands, bending them back so that her knees were next to her head. While holding her down like this, he bent down to take a taste of her pussy. His tongue lapped up her sweet honey, and teased her enlarged clit.

"You taste great, Saria," he moaned, "but your pussy is dripping onto your ass. I'm going to have to do something about that."

Saria's eyes bugged out with alarm, "I don't know if... um... that's such a good idea." She'd read about it in the book, even tried it on herself with her fingers... but Link's cock was 12 inches long!

Sure enough, the boy stood up and pressed his throbbing member against Saria's anus. "No!" she cried, "I don't want to!"

He thrusted himself firmly in, drawing a shriek from the girl. Without another word, he began to fuck Saria's virgin ass. A trickle of blood greeted his cock as he began to fuck her harder and harder, eventually working up the same energy he'd used just before pulling out of her cunt.

Saria was on the edge of consciousness. Her brain was assaulted with pleasure and pain like she'd never imagined. Slowly, the pain grew into a pleasure of its own. Her awareness changed, limited to what she felt. Her eyes were glazed over, still filled with tears, and an expression of pure joy and ecstacy was on her face. Her cunt grew even wetter, dripping onto her anus and Link's cock, exciting him further. Saria felt as if she was going to explode.

"Don't slow down," she sobbed. He continued to fuck her, even harder, smashing her into the bed. She reached down and began to finger herself violently as she continued to submit to Link's pounding. Her vision went white as she gasped and screamed, trembling and tremmoring. Orgasm was upon her, and she let out a long ecstatic scream, punctuated by the slapping noise of Link's thrusts.

A few moments later she noticed that she'd lost consciousness and had awoken again. Link was still fucking her.

"Link... please fuck my mouth again.. " she moaned softly. He slowed his pace and allowed her to pull away. she turned around, lying on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed. Without a word he placed his cock in her mouth and began to thrust, violating her throat with his member. She choked and gagged in between thrusts, gasping for air whenever she could. The feeling was unbelievable, having him deep within her again.

In a few moments, Link was grunting and groaning with every thrust. He threw back and let out a roar as he drove himself down her throat with one last thrust, before pulling out and falling next to her on the bed. She sat up, delirious from pleasure, and begain to suck his cock again, lapping up every last drop of his cum. She lay next to him, stroking his face, as they fell asleep, peaceful for a moment in a world that was on the brink of war.

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The end.

In the next episode: Link meets Malon, who helps him see the Princess by keeping some guards busy with her special farm-girl skills. "Tresspassers Lust", coming soon!