Luigi Meets the Matchmaker

A/N: I know this story sounds weird, but just hear me out.

Some of the words that Luigi speak will end with this “-a”
Just think of it as speaking this quote, “Its-a Me, Mario” Got it? Good.

Without Further ado, Little Monster Proudly Presents:

LUIGI MEETS THE MATCHMAKER

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Disclaimer: I Don’t own any of the Nintendo Characters mentioned in this story.
There! I’ve Said it.
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RING!!! RING!!! RING!!!

Luigi answered the phone that was ringing off the hook.

“HELLO?” said Luigi.

“Ho Ho Ho Ho, Luigi My Boy! You are not gonna believe this, but Princess Daisy has just informed me that a rare portrait ghost is hanging out in a temple in Sarasaland”
It was Professor E. Gadd who sounded very excited.
“You gotta get down here right away”

“Well thats-a cool and all, but why do you-a need-a me?”

“Because you’re the only one who can use the Poltergust 3000, and Princess Daisy has chocolate-chip cookies for us. Now get down here and don’t forget your flashlight.”

Professor Gadd Hung up.

“I guess I-a better get to it. I don’t got anything better to do”
Luigi thought to himself. He packed his things( including his flashlight) and took the next train to Sarasaland.

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When Luigi arrived in Sarasaland station the next morning, his biggest surprise was the first person who greeted him.

“OH, LUIGI I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!” It was Princess Daisy who was clinging on Luigi so tightly and smothering him with her breast.

Luigi broke from the Princess and said, “...huff... puff... Daisy... huff... puff... It hasn’t been that long ...huff... puff... has it ...huff... puff... I-a mean we’ve been in many recent Mario themed video games ...huff... puff... haven’t we....?”

Daisy hugged him again, gently this time, “But Luigi, to be with you without the others... It means a lot to me.”

Professor Gadd interrupted, “Okay your highness, now its time Luigi and I to have a man to man talk”


“Of course, your room is waiting in the castle”

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When the three entered the room, they noticed that there was only one bed.

“Shouldn’t there be a bed for both Luigi and I?” asked the Professor.

“Uh... I think the other bed should arrive this afternoon.” Said the Princess.

“Forget the bed” said Luigi unpacking a rolled up sleeping bag. He then
unrolled it flat on the floor.

“Um.... who is that Luigi?” asked a jealous Daisy.

“ It’s-a my Princess Zelda sleeping bag... isn’t it cool?”

“Now now now your Highness, I need to discuss the details with Luigi so can prepare for tonight”

“Okay then, is there anything I can do?”

“Yeah, Professor Gadd said you had some cookies....”

“YOU'LL GET THOSE AFTER YOU CATCH THE GHOST!” Daisy slammed the door.

Luigi stared at the door as if did something wrong.

“Ho ho ho ho, Don’t worry my boy... she’ll get over it... I think. But for now lets get down to business.”

Luigi and the Professor sat down on the floor.

“Before you go off and catch this portrait ghost, there are a few things you should know about your target. This ghost is named ‘Rubba The Hutt’. Legend has it that he was a matchmaker for all of those who lived in Sarasaland, including the monarchy. During the last years of his life, he attempted to betroth Princess Violet with the local blacksmith. But the Princess was repulsed by the matchmaker’s decision, she instead married a wealthy merchant who became King. Disgusted by Violet turning her back on the matchmaker, ‘Rubba’ became a portrait ghost and cast a spell on himself and left these words: “The powerless mediocre with pure of heart who obtains me shall receive one out of reach”

“Young men have been searching for that ghost for centuries... but no such luck. Ho ho ho ho, until now. So here’s the plan, tonight you’ll search the temple and capture that ghost.”

“That sounds a bit-a too easy” Luigi responded.

“The ghost only appears in the presence of a young male that possesses no divine power and a pure heart, that’s why I asked for you. Also the ghost has high stamina, so you’ll have to wear him down, probably because he wants to test you and how committed you are to obtaining him.”

“Okay then, we should get-a started on getting ready for tonight” said Luigi.

The Professor agreed, and spent the rest of the day planning.

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That night, after a brief meal in the dining room, Luigi strapped on the Poltergust 3000 and armed himself with his trusty flashlight. Luigi noticed Daisy peering at the doorway of the lobby, when she noticed Luigi, she hid away in fright.

“Whats-a her problem?” Luigi thought.

Professor Gadd was with several Koopas that would escort Luigi to the Temple.

“Now remember Luigi, this ghost has a high stamina, trying to capture him might take a lot out of you. Don’t forget everything I taught you about the Poltergust.”

“All right then, lets-a go!”

The group set off traveling through the harshly cold desert night.

Within an hour, they finally reached the ancient temple. The door had design of a young man and young woman having their hands held by a wise man.

“This must be the matchmakers temple. This must have been where young men and women came to find their better half. Luigi, from this moment on, your on your own, we’ll secure your exit”

Luigi entered the temple.

“Good Luck Luigi”

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Never has Luigi seen such a place, though the temple was in ruins, he was still fascinated. But still their was work to be done. He noticed a short stairway to a set of double doors. Luigi entered the doors and noticed two rectangular metal slabs laid on the floor side by side.

“Kneel for your mate” said an eerie voice.

Luigi was puzzled.

“Kneel for your mate” it said again.

Luigi was still puzzled.

“Kneel for your mate.... I talking to you dumb ass.... yeah you! Just kneel on one of those slabs”

Luigi saw the slabs light up. One was colored blue, the other was colored pink.
Luigi decided to kneel on the pink slab. Suddenly a figure appeared on the blue slab.
It was a young man with blond hair, blue eyes, long ears, and wore a green shirt and cap. The figure noticed Luigi, and approached to him in a very suggestive way. The figure winked an eye and licked his lips as he got closer... and closer... and closer...

“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Luigi as jumped off the slab. But the figure soon vanished.

“HOW DARE YOU DENY MY CHOOSING!!!!” shouted the voice.

B-b-but... h-he... was-s trying to seduce me” said a trembling Luigi.

“Wait a minute, wait a minute... what is your gender?”

“Uh.... male”

“Then get on the blue slab, pink is for girls”

“Of course.....” said an embarrassed Luigi.

Luigi kneeled on the blue metal slab. And suddenly, a figure appeared on the pink slab. It seemed like it was suppose to be a beautiful woman but it was hard to make out.

“AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHH!!!!” said the voice who sounded very frustrated.

All of a sudden another figure appeared between the two slabs. It was a portly figure with a long white beard and yellow eyes. Luigi was in the presence of ‘Rubba the Hutt’

“I guess my powers aren’t what they used to be. Sorry but I’ll have to do this another night”

But the matchmaker noticed that Luigi was looking right at him.

“Say... how can you see me? You have to have no divine power and pure of heart to see me. Oh well I guess I’ll accept your challenge, that is.... ha, ha, ha... if you can handle it.”

Luigi and ‘Rubba’ engaged in battle. ‘Rubba’ made his first move by swinging his wooden staff at Luigi, but Luigi dodged the first couple of swings, until the next one struck tossed Luigi to the wall. Knocked a little out of Luigi, but was able get back and find ‘Rubbas’ weakness. But Luigi didn’t expect on what happened next as ‘Rubba’ turned himself in a beautiful ghostly maiden girl (I know it sounds weird).

‘Rubba’ then ‘puckered up’ and inhaled a vortex. Luigi couldn’t resist the struggle as he soon found himself flying towards the maidens lips, and before he knew it, his lips were touching ‘Rubbas’ (Again... I know it sounds weird).

Luigi was soon free from the kiss but was under an enchantment as if he drank too much ‘Love Potion No. 9’. ‘Rubba’ still in the form of the maiden was giggling like a little girl and said (In a perky female voice), “You are a unique one Luigi, it surprises me you last this long”. Then ‘Rubba’ decided to kick the ‘bejeezus’ out of Luigi with a few kickboxing moves. Luigi flew flat on the floor after that attack. “Tee-Hee” giggled ‘Rubba’ “I think one more kiss should finish you off!” And with that, ‘Rubba’ sucked Luigi back towards the lips. Luigi regained consciousness and struggle to get away from the lips, but try as he might, he couldn’t break free. He knew he had only one choice left, with one quick and lucky 180 degree turn, ‘Rubba’ realized that Luigi’s backside was connected to the cursed lips.

“AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed the matchmaker in maiden form. Luigi was freed and ‘Rubba’ returned to his normal form and spitting left and right. Luigi saw ‘Rubbas’ purple heart and knew it was now or never.

POW! Luigi’s flashlight struck, and in an instant, began sucking up the matchmaker no sweat. Before ‘Rubba’ head entered the Poltergust 3000, he left these words,
“You Win!”

POOF! The battle was decided and Luigi was the victor, but felt like he didn’t win anything, but no matter, Luigi done his job, and it was time to return to his group.

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As Luigi exited the temple all puckered out, his group was in shock, but Luigi raised the Poltergust hose in a victorious gesture. Everybody cheered for the ‘lean, mean, green, ghost busting machine’ as they carried him all the way back to Daisy’s castle.

“Ho, ho, ho, ho! Luigi my boy you are fantastic!” said a cheerful Professor Gadd.

“Uh... lets just-a get some chocolate chip cookies shall we?” suggested Luigi.

“Sounds good to me!”

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Back at the castle dining room, Daisy served the crew freshly baked chocolate cookies and ice cold milk. Luigi was trying to regain his strength on a chair. When he got back on his feet to get some cookies, he realized there weren't any left.

“Uh... Daisy... are there any more cookies?” asked Luigi.

“Oh let me see.... um... NOPE! All gone”

“But Luigi hasn’t had any yet” said The Professor. “It’s really not fair to deny Luigi any cookies, after all he did capture that ghost for us.”

Daisy slammed the metal cookie plate to floor.

“Maybe Zelda’s cookies would be better than mine! HMPH!”

Daisy then left the dining room.

“Don’t worry my boy, we done our job. I know someone who has a very attractive granddaughter, I you want me to hook you up with her, just let me know okay”

A disappointed Luigi returned to his room.

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(Here comes the Lemon part.... Don’t say I didn’t warn)

It was 2:00 A.M. and Luigi was still awake.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! was what he suddenly heard at the door. He opened the door but no one was there. He then noticed a little note taped at the floor in front of the doorway. “TOUCH THE WALL WITH YOUR NOSE” it said in orange crayon. He saw an arrow pointing to a wall. Luigi decided to investigate, he took with him the Poltergust 3000, just in case. He figured to touch the wall with his nose as odd as it had sounded. He noticed then a hidden passage opened at his left side, Luigi entered to go deeper with his investigation.

He soon found himself facing a chestnut door at the end of the secret passage. He opened the door and saw large room with many beautiful dresses. No doubt this was a closet, he saw another door at the end, when he opened it, he saw the fanciest bedroom he had ever seen. Luigi then saw a glass table with a plate full chocolate chip cookies and two tall glasses of milk.

He also saw a note that said ‘TO: LUIGI FROM: DAISY’ in green and orange crayon.

He also realized that the cookies were suspiciously larger than the ones his group received. He also noticed that the two glasses of milk were suspiciously cold.
But for that, he didn’t care, he decided to help himself.

“In my room are you, and eating cookies without asking?” said a voice.

Luigi turned around and saw Princess Daisy.

“Do you even know what’s in those cookies?”

“Oh My God, don’t tell me there-a poisoned”

“Of course not... just a little VIAGRA.”

Then Luigi noticed that his ‘manhood’ was attempting to escape his overalls.

Daisy with a slight grin on her face walked to Luigi and whispered in ear “The powerless mediocre with pure of heart who obtains me shall receive one out of reach”

She then licked the lips of the green plumber, and then lashed her toung into his.

Luigi was know confused. But Daisy held him toward her soft chest.

“I’m so sorry Luigi, I shouldn’t have been so mean. Do you really have some crush with Zelda, if you do, I’ll understand”

“I’m-a just a member of the official Zelda Fan Club. For you, I’m-a your number one fan.”

Daisy sighed with relief. Then she took Luigi’s hands to her dress zipper, and slowly
unzipped the dress (of course).

Daisy’s yellow dress slid to the floor revealing her petticoat. She and Luigi laid on her bed with the green plumber face up. Daisy then unbuttoned Luigi’s overall buttons in an attempt to feel his chest. She slid her hands in Luigi’s turtleneck. Luigi enjoyed the silky feel of her gloves running across his bare torso. Daisy then exhaled and removed her gloves one by one with her teeth, and got on up to remove her petticoat, when she did, she would be dressed in her blue high heels and a pair of white cotton panties with little daisies all over.

Luigi was through with waiting, he removed his shoes and overalls revealing a pair of green striped boxer shorts.

Daisy was impressed, but before she could remove her panties, she was suddenly knocked flat on her bottom.

“STRUGGLE BITCH!”

Luigi was armed with the Poltergust and began sucking.

POP! POP! went Daisy’s high heels off of her feet and into the ghost busting machine.

“Wh-what’s wrong Luigi?!!” asked a confused Daisy.

“I SAID-A STRUGGLE YOU FUCKING BITCH, IT MAKES-A ME-A HORNY!”

With that Daisy decided not to deny any pleasure from her lover and ran for her bedroom door. But as Daisy was holding on to the door knob, she found herself being pulled into vortex with her bare feet in the air and her panties slowing being pulled down her waist. Try as she might, she tried to keep them on, but the panties slipped through her fingers, flew off her legs and into the vortex joining her high heels.

Luigi turned off the Poltergust and said with a grin ‘Now I’m-a ready’

Daisy got back up on her feet, a bit embarrassed about what just happened to her, but to her, it was quite thrilling. But she soon realized she was being carried back to the bed by Luigi.

Daisy was now face up eye to eye of the green plumber who slowly removed his green shirt.

“Could you... keep your cap on?” Daisy requested.

Luigi said nothing but did what Daisy asked.

The two kissed again, caressing each others bodies, and enjoying the never ending pleasure.

Daisy broke the kiss and whispered “I got an idea”

She reached to a mini refrigerator next her bed (why not?), and took out a squeeze bottle of chocolate syrup.

“Are you game?” she asked.

Luigi took the bottle from her “Only if you are”

He opened the bottle and began to squeeze the syrup on Daisy’s right breast. The cold and sticky substance made the Princesses nipples solid and firm. Luigi began licking off the syrup, sucking upon the fat of her breast and chewing upon her nipple.

He did the same thing again to Daisy’s left breast, giving the her the pleasure, the pain... you know the rest.

Luigi then drizzled syrup upon Daisy’s flat stomach, and the princess began to squirm. He then devoured the syrup, like a hungry leech worm.

Luigi’s next target was Daisy’s ‘sacred zone’. But before a drop of syrup could touch her again, Daisy stopped the bottle with her finger.

“My Turn” she whispered. And with that, Luigi was face up with the princess eye to eye, as Daisy looked down towards Luigi’s boxer shorts. She slid her hands in each leg hole, her fingers then crept out from the shorts waistband. She then slowly pulled down Luigi’s green striped boxer short and threw them to the floor.

“Mama Mia” Luigi whispered.

When Daisy gazed upon Luigi’s manhood, she realized it gone a bit soft.

“Uh... sorry?” said an embarrassed Luigi.

“No Need to be” Daisy said with a smile. She brought her face closer and closer to his manhood, and gave a small ‘huff’ of her tingling breath. With that small ‘huff’, Luigi’s manhood grew more solid then before, and Princess Daisy showed Luigi, what she had in store.

(A sex scene that rhymes)

Daisy wrapped her fingers around Luigi’s solid ‘dick’, she licked the tip to make him tremble, “ooooooohhhhhh......” that did the trick.

She was soon working the ‘manhood’ like a pumping motor machine, she was rough and she gentle, but not the least bit mean.

Luigi was turning and squirming, enjoying the pleasure, hating the pain, with all that Daisy was doing to him, he thought “This is insane”

With all that she was doing, and maybe even more, Luigi knew something was coming, he felt a zillion times before.

“Daisy my love, something is gonna come right out of my ‘tip’” But Daisy was excited and just said “Let ‘er rip!”

Cum oozed from Luigi’s manhood engulfing the ‘hood’ Daisy licked it off in an instant and said “That was good”

(Okay that’s enough rhyming)

Daisy broke from Luigi and gave him permission to continue, and so he did.

He retrieved the bottle of chocolate syrup and poured some upon Daisy’s virgin ‘pussy’, and dipped his toung in at very tender spot.

“OH LUIGI!” Daisy shirked in pleasure.

Luigi extended his toung even further while he sucked upon her ‘pussy’ as if he was going to suck every bit of life from her.

“Luigi.... I can’t... hold back... “

Luigi broke from her ‘pussy’ and saw an incoming geyser of ‘love juice’.

Luigi discarded the syrup knowing he had to taste it without the benefit of a sweetener,
he spread his toung and slowly licked upwards the ‘love juice’ glazed ‘pussy’.

Luigi sat up kneeling and closed his eyes to take brief moments of quiet.

He gazed at his lover eye to eye and said with a smile, “Not bad... not bad at all”

Daisy was pleased.

She soon realized that both of her legs were being ‘man handled’ and that her ‘pussy’ was being widely spread and she saw Luigi with a teeth grinding grin.

“NOW LETS-A GET-A DOWN TO BUSINESS!”

Luigi aimed his ‘manhood’ to his last target, Daisy’s ‘pussy’.

“This is it Princess... are you ready?”

“I’ve been waiting for this... for a very long time”

(Hear comes the finale... in rhymes again)

Luigi made contact, it was something he never felt before, with all that can do to her, it let his imagination sore.

Daisy was begging and pleading to Luigi not to stop, she wanted to fucked so bad she was ready to pop!

Inward and outward Luigi went at her ‘cunt’, the pleasure was so satisfying that it made them both grunt.

Daisy was attempting to hold at Luigi’s back skin, cause she wanted for Luigi’s solid ‘dick’ to stay in.

They touched every other part as far as their lips could reach, they were still moaning and grunting and Daisy gave a screech!

But now time was running out as the sun rose from the desert sand, Luigi knew for a fact that his finale must not be bland.

Luigi was fucking Daisy getting ready for his final blow, he warned his lover “Here it comes my little doe”

Luigi erupted his last bit of cum, more than ever before, Daisy unleashed her final orgasm... may I say more.

The night was over, all they could do now was rest, watching the sun light up the room, chest to chest.

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It was 2:00 p.m. at Sarasaland Station as Luigi and Daisy were say their good-byes.

“Another time perhaps?” Daisy asked.

“Perhaps” Luigi responded “If ‘Luigi’s Mansion 2’ doesn’t get a ‘green light’”

The two giggled.

“Take care of yourself Luigi” said Daisy.

“You too...” said Luigi “And thanks for the cookies”

And Luigi got on the train and left Sarasaland... for now.

“What was up with you and Daisy?” asked Professor E. Gadd

“Heh-heh.... we made up, and I’ll know what to with her next time... heh-heh.”

“Ho ho ho ho, well Luigi my boy, I guess we all got we came for.”

“Ha Ha Ha, we sure did.”


THE END... or is it?

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Meanwhile: when Professor Gadd returned to his lab to turn ‘Rubba the Hutt’ into portrait, he didn’t realize that the Poltergust was empty.

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A/N: How was that?
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