Gone Adventuring

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This story is based on the PC game Baldur’s Gate 2.

We join our hero, Tennas Heartsong who has escaped from the dungeon of Irenicus and is currently gathering funds in order to purchase assistance for the rescue of his friend Imoen. Tennas is a level 15 bard, specialist kit - panty dropper. His bard song has no effect in combat but has the ability to make woman wildly horny and want to have sex. Of course, getting them to have sex with him is far from guaranteed. Having accepted a quest to liberate the De’Arnise keep, Tennas is on route with his trusty party of adventurers.

The call of nature had some so suddenly that Tennas almost didn’t have time to excuse himself graciously. He had to be courteous of course, it wouldn’t do to offend his companions. Even though Aerie’s cooking seemed to be trying to burn its way out of his stomach he didn’t want to offend the dear girl. He was sure she’d only used normal cooking ingredients but right now he swore she must have served him up a double helping of acid slime. Thankfully they were in a forest so there were plenty of bushes to duck behind. Afterwards Tennas groaned and patted his stomach which seemed to be settling. He reached out and grabbed some leaves to clean up with and thought about the party of adventurers he’d collected.

It had seemed like such a great idea to assemble an all fempartparty. Surely he couldn’t help but score regularly with so many women around him. Heck, if things worked out well he get into some threesomes, foursomes or even moresomes. So far things weren’t working out. Really, really not working out. The closest he’d come to any pussy was the catty behavior the girls were exhibiting towards each other. Instead of doggy style he was just getting bitchiness. Mentally Tennas reviewed his traveling companions. Firstly there was Aerie, he’d picked her up soon after his escape. At first he’d assumed that having been with a circus she must know all sorts of positions and bizarre sex acts. Instead she seemed totally naive. She was pretty enough that he hoped to score with her but even still she was so childlike he felt almost like a pedophile. For that matter he sucked at guessing the age of elves so she could be still a child for all he knew. She was a decent enough spellcaster in a fight but he wished she would stop trying to cook dinner.

His next traveling companion was the drow elf Viconia. He could still remember meeting her in the forest near Baldur’s Gate all those months ago. He’d been transfixed by the perfect shape of her ass and was halfway through composing a suitable ode to it before his gazed had wandered and he’d realized it was attached to a drow elf. Letting her go would mean not getting to look at her ass anymore so he’d kept her on. Strangely enough she was the woman he’d gotten the most action with since meeting her. It wasn’t that she’d ever let him fuck her of course, her idea of sex was him eating her out while she thwacked him with a long cane to provide direction. He would have refused except one of his barding teachers had told him he should accept such things as part of the life of a bard which was to experience everything the realms had to offer. To this day Tennas still wasn’t sure if his teacher had been a wise old man giving sage advice or a dirty old pervert who liked having his butt spanked. The only time Viconia had ever even touched his dick was after they’d managed to kill Sarevok. They threw once mother of a party at a nearby tavern and after copious amounts of booze they staggered upstairs and Viconia decided to give him a blowjob. It had been great but he’d been so fuddled with booze he hadn’t warned her and had blown his load down her throat. He could barely remember the thrill of the blowjob now, but he would never forget the punch to the nuts she gave him in response. She’d just vanished into the night then and he hadn’t seen her until finding some townspeople trying to barbecue her. Such heathens. Asses that perfect should never be wasted.

His most recent companion was Nalia De’Arnise, a noblewoman with a taste for adventure. She was somewhat worldly, having had thief training, but he wasn’t sure how much. He’d been going cautiously with her until he was sure she wouldn’t see through his ploys. His bard training had included virgin identification and he was fairly sure she was one which was making his fingers shake because the girl was cute. He’d hoped to get a special bonus from her for clearing her keep out of… something. He hadn’t been listening much to her plea for assistance being busy trying to work out her body shape under that loose mages robe she wore.

The leaves Tennas had found were really nice and soft so he grabbed a few extras and started to head back to the others. He almost jumped when a voice behind him said, “Feeling better oh fearless leader?” Tennas winced as he turned to his final traveling companion, Jaheira. Another elven cutie she was still grieving over the death of her husband. Deep inside Tennas wondered if she was more sorrowful from her loss or sad because she didn’t have anyone to nag anymore. Still, she was decent enough in a fight even if she one of the main sources of the bitchy behavior that infected his party. Tennas smiled weakly and said, “Jaheira, I’m so touched you are concerned for my well being.” The druid/fighter didn’t seem to be listening but instead seemed fascinated by the leaves he had in his hands. Shit, he thought, was she pissed off at him picking leaves? He still didn’t understand druids and their love of nature. It wasn’t as if a tree could put out or anything. Jaheira stepped closer and examined the leaves closely. After a few moments of inspection she nodded to herself and said, “Amazing, I didn’t even know that ferverleaf grew around here but you managed to find a patch.” Tennas reviewed his own limited knowledge of herbs which was limited to intoxicants and pain killers, ferverleaf didn’t ring a bell. However he became aware of a warm, tingling sensation which had appeared just below waist height. “It isn’t poisonous is it?” he asked. Jaheira didn’t look like she was pondering the answer but instead seemed to be smiling wickedly. “No”, she answered, “Not poisonous per se but it does have a certain effect on the human body.” Tennas became aware that the tingling sensation had really started heating up now. Jaheira continued, “A lot of potion makers use it when they make cures for problems of an ….. intimate nature.” Tennas realized his “little adventurer” was starting to come to attention. “However they normally dilute the stuff rather than using the leaf by itself. It’s a bit too potent otherwise. It will generally wear off after the user experiences a ... release of some type.” Tennas considered his options really quickly. A possible solution was standing there talking to him, unfortunately he wasn’t in any shape for the right type of song and he knew Jaheira would be on guard. He wasn’t game to force his attentions on her either, amongst the loot they’d found so far had been a girdle to enhance the wearers strength so he knew she’d kick his ass if he tried anything. The others girls were all the way back at the campsite and he didn’t think he could last long enough to go and execute a suitable seduction. An idea came to mind, “Jaheira, you’re a druid, surely you have some other kind of cure?” The bright smile the Jaheria gave him didn’t fill him with confidence. “Yes.”, she replied, “I could use a spell of slow poison to alleviate the problem.” She began to reach towards him then stopped. “But wait, slow poison is a second level spell. And so is another spell that my fearless leader ordered me to memorize as many times as I could. What was that spell again? Now I remember – prevent pregnancy. So I guess I can’t help you with magic.” Tennas hadn’t felt the way he did now since he’d wandered into a foreign owned tavern and had been so enamored by the girl belly dancing that he’d spilled some of the hot, spicy food onto his groin. His ”little adventurer” wasn’t starting to complain from lack of attention and excess heat. Tennas decided he’d have to alleviate the problem himself. He started to excuse himself and duck back into the forest when Jaheira interrupted him, “I notice you still have those leaves in your hands. I’d be careful what you touch with them for the next couple of hours. You certainly don’t want to make your condition worse.” Tennas dropped the leaves as if they’d caught fire and tried to think desperately. It was hard to focus on anything else but the burning from his crotch though and in desperation he tried his last option. “Jaheira, I know it’s asking a bit much but could you, possibly, you know?” Jaheira feigned ignorance and said, “I’m not sure I understand.” Tennas started to go weak at the knees and finally burst out, “I need some pussy. Please. I need pussy and I need it now.” Jaheira seemed amused for a second then her eyes lit up as an idea seemed to occur to her. Tennas couldn’t work out what she had planned and he felt like hot coals were being applied to his testicles.

Jaheira said, “Certainly, you only had to ask. I’ll give you more pussy than you’ve ever had in your entire life.” She turned her back to him and casually began stripping off her clothes. Tennas felt like her was going to explode and quickly pulled off his own clothes. “No time for foreplay”, he thought to himself, “I can only hope she’s wet already.” He was naked in seconds but Jaheira took her own sweet time. After a minute she was finally naked and Tennas took only a brief moment to admire her body before staggering forward. When he was just a few steps away Jaheira bent over away from him. Tennas assumed she wanted it from behind but suddenly she blurred and transformed. Before him was a large, white tiger which seemed to be purring happily. “Jaheira?”, he asked. The cat raised its tail up. “Jaheira, what are you …”, Tennas began before his recent words came back to him. “Ah, fuck no.”, he thought to himself. This wasn’t what he was expecting. The cat lowered itself on its front paws to give Tennas a better view from behind. Tennas tried to find the words to convince her to change back when an urgent message arrived from his “little adventurer”. Message reads:

Greetings and salutations my good friend,
I send this message and hope it finds you in good health. Alas, my own condition is greatly lacking and I fear my time may be growing short. I may be overestimating my peril but I feel certain that if I am not relocated to somewhere tight, wet and friendly I will soon spontaneously combust and burn up taking your two “ioun stones” with me. I know you may enjoy singing soprano once again however I do ask if the thought of having to piss like a girl for the rest of your life is equally appealing. I trust you will find a solution to this problem with all due haste.



Yours truly

Little Adventurer


With a cry Tennas staggered forward and tried to thrust himself inside the shape shifted Jaheira. He hoped like hell he didn’t aim too high as he didn’t like the thought of fighting an enraged tiger. His “little adventurer” seemed happy with where it ended up so he started thrusting like a madman. After a few minutes he heard a low, throaty noise and realized Jaheira was purring happily. His body felt like it was on automatid afd after another minute of desperate thrusting he came and came hard. Feeling sapped of energy he slumped to the ground but his bard training kicked in. “Never fall asleep straight after”, his teachers had told him, “A woman should always think you are ready for another round.” He forced himself back to alertness and watched as Jaheira blurred again and changed back to her normal form. She was still on all fours and she lowered her head to look at him between her legs. “Feeling better?”, she asked, “That was certainly… quick.” Tennas thought, “Bitch.”. His strength was coming back and the fire did seem to have nearly died out. Suddenly a thought popped into his head. Well, turnabout was fair play he decided. Before Jaheira could get up he reached out and stuck two fingers of his right hand into her pussy and a finger on his left hand into her ass. Jaheira sat up as if stung and quickly wriggled free. As she spun around he grabbed the leaves that were on the ground and tossed them to her. She caught them then she scowled at him and said, “What do think you are …”, then understanding came in a flood. She flung the leaves away then leapt at him with a growl. For a minute she tried to attack him as he blocked her efforts. “Thankfully she took that girdle off or she’d really be beating the shit out of me.” Tennas thought. Jaheira’s attacks became less and less determined before she finally stopped. She groaned and started to reach for her crotch before stopping herself with force of will. Tennas didn’t waste the opportunity and quickly thrust himself up and into her. Jaheira looked at him angrily for a second then her expression melted and she began sliding herself up and down on him. Tennas just lay there and enjoyed the feeling for a minute. He was surprised at how tight she was given that she’d been a married woman. He’d always thought Khalid had been a bit on the wimpy side. If Jaheira had been his woman he’d be between her legs so often he’d have to have given them as his permanent address. Tennas decided it was time to get involved and sat up to suckle on her breasts. Jaheira had been keeping quiet up until this point but finally began moaning in pleasure. Tennas knew he’d be able to last much longer this time and began kissing Jaheira deeply as he began his own thrusting to meet hers. After nearly ten minutes of thrusting, moaning and sucking he came again.

“Now I’m really tired”, he thought. The masters never said anything about being ready for a third round thankfully. Jaheira just glared at him with mixed emotions on her face for half a minute before she got up and grabbed her clothes then strode off into the forest. Giving himself a minute to regain some strength, Tennas grabbed his own clothes, and some leaves, before following her.