Naughty Navi

ZELDA: NAUGHTY NAVI

Written By Thantos69

Note from Thantos69: This is a parody of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. It doesn't follow the previous stories that I wrote regarding the game, so if you're disappointed with that, I could give a rat's ass. I don't own the game, the rights anyway, so these characters are used without permission. The story contains sexual situations…duh…so you lawyers better put away your legal briefs and pull out your Kleenex boxes. If you are a minor that is reading this on the school server, please don't be a fucking dumb ass by giggling out loud, yelling for people to get a load of this, or by masturbating in front of the screen. Everyone else may do as they please; I don't give a crap.

[Note from BigGator5: I did not write this, Thantos69 did and I can't seem to find him. I just wanted to share this all with you because I don't see too many Navi fics here. If Thantos69 asks for me to take this down, I will. However Thantos69, you must email me.

I might do chapter 2 myself. ;-)]

Disclaimer: “I don’t own any characters nor the story and I make no money off this, at all."

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"Man, what a day!" Young Link ya as as he flattened down some bushes to make a bed.

The bright blue light that covered Navi the fairy flew in circles around cam campfire, which held softly dying embers below a pot of roasting deku nuts. She made a musical giggle as she circled.

"You lazy boy. The adventure has barely begun and you're already tired out." She teased.

"Give me a break, Navi. Just this morning I met you, crawled around inside the old Deku tree to fight a spider thing, left the forest for the first time, met a princess, and now we're traipsing through the lost woods in search of Saria. To me that sounds like enough adventure for a lad to take in one day." Link said, snuggling into the brush.

"Gripe, gripe, gripe!" Navi giggled.

Link groaned.

"Fine, go to sleep, I'll just go do fairy things." Navi flew off, making sure to barely miss Young Link's nose as she passed by.

"Crazy fairy." Link mumbled, and drifted off to sleep.

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Link was awakened by some strange sounds, and immediately reached for his sword. He'd barely begun his quest, but he'd already dealt with enough carnivorous plants, spiders, and lobos to last him a lifetime. After awhile the sounds repeated, sounds of rustling and high-pitched squeaks.

Curious, Link crept toward the sounds. The squeaks turned out to be barely audible moans when he listened carefully. Something was in trouble nearby, it sounded as if it were sick, or in pain. Link hardly left eyeshot of the dwindled campfire before he stumbled upon the source of the moans.

Among some weeds was a small naked damsel, about a foot in height. She had pink hair, in both places, and a pair of gossamer wings. Her skin was glowing blue, but only slightly, only enough to illuminate what she was doing. Her hand was between her legs, stroking the cleft therein with feverish abandon. Her head shook from side to side as she moaned out her pleasures. A copious amount of nectar was dripping from the secret area onto the weeds below, which seemed to be sucking it up.

"Navi?" Link exclaimed, recognizing the creature for the brightly glowing one that until recently wouldn't stop drifting around his head.

"Link!" Navi panted. "Help me!"

"Navi, what's wrong?" He was alarmed.

"Help me Link! It's my…my heat!" She cried out, furiously rubbing her crotch to no avail.

"What do you mean, your heat?" Link asked dumbfounded.

"Damn it, do I have to…ahhhh…explain everything to you? It hit me unexpectedly this time, with all the…ahh ahh…excitement; I forgot to check my cycle. You have to help me!" She sobbed, humping her hand.

"How?"

"Ease my passions. You are my master, it is up to the fairy's master to ease the heat of their fairies when there are no other…ooo goddess…fairies around to mate with."

"I've never heard the elf children mention this before?" Link protested.

"Ahhhhh, of course not silly boy. It is a private matter between master and fairy. Normally, you would be eased into this, but…oooohh…you've never had a fairy untils mos morning! Now, please, Link, help me!"

Link gulped. "What do I do?"

"Anything!" She gasped. "No wait, quick, pluck one of these weeds."

Link quickly did as he was told, plucking one of the weeds. It was a dandelion stem about halfway as thick as a pencil.

"Now what?"

Navi flipped over on her stomach and raised her rump up desperately; she spread hersy lsy lips apart with her two finge

"Fuck me Link!"

"What…but?" Link stammered.

"Please, I'm in pain!" She begged.

Nervously, Link lowered the dandelion stem and touched it against Navi's backside. The horny little fairy gripped the end and put it against her opening.

"Push, Link, push hard!"

Link pushed, and the stem broke through her hole. Navi let out a piercing squeal as it entered and bottomed out in her hot box. Hearing the squeal, Link made to pull out.

"No, leave it in, it feels good!" She moaned.

"It does?" Link was bewildered.

"Yes, now move it in and out of me, fuck me!"

Link did as he was told. Now that he had started, the action was smoother. The fairy humped back and forth with each stroke made with the stem. From what he could see, her juices were soaking up the stem. He looked on in amusement as he saw her little butt squirming and gyrating with his efforts. As her moans got louder and more fevered, her body began to glow that bluish hue he was accustomed to, and her wings began to flutter faster and faster.

Link had to keep up with his ministrations as she flew up to face level in a sexual high. She backed up until he stumbled over and landed on his back, hardly missing a beat with the stem. Soon enough, she was hovering a foot over his face while he continued to fuck her.

"Oh, yes, yes, Link! It feels so good! Fuck me! Harder, faster!" She screamed.

Link wasn't sure how much more the stem could take, and was glad that he had such a strong arm for using the sword. Nevertheless, he sped up, and her moans took on a different tune.

"Oh goddess! That's good! Fuck me Link! I'm going to CUM!"

He didn't have much time to figure out what she meant by that, before she let out an ear-piercing shriek, and froze in mid air. Her pussy muscles tightened so much it broke the battered stem in half. Her body shuddered and dropped, right into Link's open mouth. Link wisely kept it open to avoid biting down on his little friend, but was surprised when he felt the other end of the stem pop into his mouth followed by a thick tangy nectar. The nectar coated his tongue as she humped herself on it during the waning stages of her orgasm. It was a pleasing taste, and Link found himself looking forward to another taste of it.

As her spasms died down, Link lifted her gently out of his mouth and set her in the weeds once more. Then reached into his own mouth and pulled out the battered stem from where it stuck to his tongue. But he made sure to suck Navi's nectar from the stem before discarding it.

"Are you all right Navi?" Link asked.

"Never better." She replied flushed.

"Uh, Navi."

"Yes, lover, I mean, Link."

"Are you getting bigger?"

Navi, looked at him strangely, and gasped. "Oh no! You're getting smaller."

Link was startled, and paused to inspect his surroundings. Sure enough, everything was getting bigger.

"What's happening to me?" He cried.

"You must have swallowed some of my fairy nectar. It has magical properties to shrink things down to fairy size." Navi exclaimed.

"What! Oh no, this is horrible! I can't stay fairy size!" Link yelled, halfway there.

"Don't worry, it only lasts for a few hours." She reassured him.

"Thank the goddess."

Before long, Link was Navi's size. She threw her arms around him and gave him a smothering kiss.

"What was that for?" He asked.

"For helping me out. Besides, I'm still in heat, and horny!"

"What?" Link stammered.

"Oh come on, you think only one cum is enough. For helping me out, I'll reward you first before we get to business." Navi reached under his pantaloons and grabbed for her prize. "Oooo, you naughty boy, you've been enjoying our session for quite a while haven't you."

Link gasped as he felt her soft hand tease his hard penis. Feelings he had never before experienced rushed through his body, which could only make him stand there and enjoy them.

"Have you ever heard of the mystical legends of receiving a blow-job from a fairy?" Navi teased.

"Uh, no!" Link blushed as his pantaloons disappeared.

"Well, they are enough to start songs and create legends. Some have been driven mad by the very desire of receiving one. You lucky boy!"

With that, she took him in her mouth, and he could believe her. It was like trying to bottle sunshine, or describe a color, or to see music, or to hear a thought. It was both burning hot and freezing cold with none of the discomfort. It was difficult to comprehend, or even to experience, for Navi's talented tongue was exquisitely unbearable. Link felt fire being coaxed out of his penis, and with a painful yell, it exploded out of him.

When the bright flashes faded from his eyes and his head cleared of the throbbing, he looked down upon Navi. She was on her knees with his penis in her hand and several strands of slime around her face. With a long tongue, she licked up the residue and sucked it into her mouth.

"Yum!" She said with a coy smile. "You lasted longer than most fairy men, you are quite a stud!"

"What?" Link was perplexed.

"You came, silly boy!" She giggled.

"I came?"

"This." She swiped up a missed glob on her forehead, showed it to him, and then sucked it off her finger. "It's like mctarctar. Haven't you ever played with yourself?"

"Sometimes, when I can't find Saria or the others." Link shrugged.

"That's not what I meant. It doesn't matter, you're old enough to start puberty, you would have found out soon enough anyway."

"It felt strange, but good." Link scratched his head.

"It gets better, we're going to have to start the main course now." Navi winked.

"What do you mean?"

Navi sighed; human boys were so slow. She positioned herself on all fours, reaching back to spread her ass cheeks for his viewing pleasure. "Do you get the picture now?" Navi teased.

"I think so, but I don't know where I threw the dandelion stalk."

"Come here Link, I know where to find another stalk." She muttered impatiently.

Link crawled over to her, but he couldn't see any nearby dandelions.

"Behind me Link, get on your knees and grab my butt." Did she really have to explain everything to him?

Link did as he was told. Her gossamer wings tickled his face affectionately as he ran his hands over her posterior. It felt nice and soft; he loved the way she wiggled her hips as he felt them up. Link still didn't know what all this was about, but he suddenly gasped when he felt her hand reach under him and grab his penis. With a few strokes it grew, and that strange sensation returned. He began to comprehend what was going to happen, and it filled him with excitement. Who knew such strange and wonderful things could be done with the body.

"Are you going to stand back there daydreaming all day, or are you going to fuck me?" Navi demanded.

Link snapped out of it, and realized that she had been rubbing the head of his penis across her dripping hole for a while. She had used the word "fuck" to describe what he did to her with the dandelion, so in imitation, he pushed his penis in instead.

"Oh yes!" Moaned Navi. "Your cock feels so much better than a stem!" It was essentially true, sure, he wasn't as big as the stem, but the heat and shape filled her with pleasure.

Link wasn't sure what to make of it. Navi's pussy was extremely tight, much hotter and wetter than her mouth had been. He felt the bumps and ridges of her inner folds squeezing him, making him feel safe and secure.

"Come on, don't tell me you forgot how to do it already, fuck me!" Navi yelled.

Oh, yeah, he had to move it in and out of her. As he proceeded to do just that, bursts of pleasure shot through his body. It was definitely better than her mouth. Little fires shined across his pupils as he realized he wanted more. He savagely grabbed her hips and fucked her roughly, plunging in and out as fast as he could. Navi responded by making quick scattered squeals and pumping her wings furiously. If Link hadn't fallen across her back to reach around and roughly grope her breasts, they would have floated off.

"Yes, yes, fuck me. Fuck ardearder you stud! Gimme that big cock of yours! I'm going to cum!"

He ignored her pleas, and just did his own thing. He didn't even notice that she was beginning to glow blue. Before long, Navi let out a sonic cry that jerked his attention away from the fucking. Her pussy became unbearably tight as she came, and he couldn't pull out to thrust. She screamed and writhed for thirty seconds as the orgasm overtook her. Finally, the upper portion of her body collapsed, and her muscles relaxed. Link fell backward as the entrapment released his hold.

Link got back up, not satisfied because he hadn't reached his own climax. In his excitement, his penis was probing and pushing at her ass.

"Huh, Link! What are you doing? That's the wrong ho…" Navi screeched.

It was no wonder, for at that moment, he pushed in with all his might. His entire length shot right up her virgin ass. It would have hurt even more if her cum hadn't been coating the boy's cock. Link pumped away happily, her hole had certainly got tighter after he disengaged. Keep this up and it wouldn't be long before that really good feeling came again.

Navi was crying for him to stop, at first. But as she loosened her ass muscles and got into a rhythm, she felt small waves of pleasure flow through her. She was actually enjoying this! She fucked him back, trying to get as much cock into her as possible, her pleasure grew.

"Ooooo, Link, fuck my ass you dirty boy. Give me a good reaming, fuck that tight ass!" She encouraged.

Link grunted, knowing that he couldn't take much more. He grabbed her breasts real hard, pinching the nipples. As she cried out in pleasured pain, he slammed into her with a final thrust.

Navi shrieked as his boiling hot cum erupted into her ass, filling it up and coating the walls. The sensation of the hot sticky nectar flowing through her bowels sent her coasting through a tremendous orgasm. Her pussy squirted female cum all over Link's balls, which twitched and spurted more semen into her.

Link fell backwards, still holding onto her. They both sat on the ground, still engaged, panting, her wings spread around his torso.

"Wow!" Navi said.

Link couldn't add to that.

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Navi stealthily disengaged from Link's sleeping form. It didn't take long for the exhausted hero to fall asleep once she got him on his back. Making sure he wouldn't wake up, she silently crept out into the forest. Before long, she came to a small puddle she could use to wash herself off.

"So, enjoy the show?" Navi said to the air.

"Very much." An answer came back; as a green light floated down to join her. It cut off to show a buxom green haired fairy in green spandex.

"Looks like I won the bet Sova, told you I could get him to fuck me." Navi smirked.

"I can't believe he bought that shit about fairies going into heat and having their elf children help them out." Sova shook her head, proceeding to remove her spandex in preparation.

"I can't believe what a good lay he was, he even took my ass. I have a feeling this 'heat' is going to last for several days." Navi giggled.

"Well, you won the bet, so I guess its time to collect." Sova knelt down and crawled toward her friend. Before long, her face was buried between Navi's thighs. "Mmm, he certainly does have tasty cum, much better than fairy males!"

"Perhaps we should have a threesome, I'm sure he won't mind helping out a 'lost' little fairy in 'heat'."

The two fairies giggled at this before continuing with Navi's just reward.

THE END