OMG SEX
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Category:
+G through L › Harvest Moon
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
10,315
Reviews:
43
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harvest Moon, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
OMG SEX
OMG I don't own these people enjoy!
Jack was one day farming when Karen came in and said "OMG I WANT TO SEX0RSIZE YOU" so Jack whipped out his 28 inch wang and made Karen suck that thing. She took all of it down and sucked it so hard that he shot down 12 gallons of cum down her throat. He slapped her with his limp cock, sending her unconscious.
"OMG what a whore" Jack moaned and buried her in the ground for later sex.
He walked around town when he saw Popuri fucking a tree. "OMG TREE OMG" she moaned. Jack ran away from the horrid sight and ran into Maria, who blushed at first for being in the way, then turned extremely red at Jack's wang. Jack grinned fiendishly at Maria, and pushed his head towards the library. Maria was extremely shy, and never had sex before, so she didn't know whether she should go wiack ack or not. Before she could decide, Jack kissed her, w got got her aroused. They ran into the library and locked it.
Jack and Maria took off their clothes, and Jack slowly broke away Maria's virginity. Maria moaned a bit, then Jack pounded into Maria so hard that her orgasm sent her into a coma. Jack blinked for a moment, put his clothes on, and ran out before he could get caught.
The next day, Jack received word that Maria was raped and knocked unconscious. Jack then decided to go to the mountain to get high on the mushrooms. On his way there, he saw Popuri naked trying to shove plant life into her vagina. Jack sighed and walked off.
He decided to go to the Green Ranch or wherever and get stuff. He entered the barn and saw Ann taking it from a horse. Ann then saw Jack, and wishing to keep her fetish private as opposed to Popuri, she pleaded to Jack not to tell anyone. Jack had a fiendish grin, and Ann knew what he was hinting at.
They locked the barn door, and Jack shoved his length up Ann's ass. Ann hadn't had such a load on her ass before, and he started to bang her so violently that her ass started to bleed. She nearly passed out when Jack finished, and then Jack threatened to expose Ann's secret if she told of this. Jack then went to the ocean to wash the blood off, and went home.
Since no one wanted to touch Popuri, the last girl left for Jack was Elli. However, Elli wasn't such a pushover, as she came from a land where she was fucked everyday since she was 6. No details because pedophelia is WRONG, but suffice to say she was definately a cengeenge Jack wanted to try.
So that day, Jack went to Elli and challenged her to a Sex-Off. She accepted, and they went to the town square. Everyone in the town showed up to watch the Sex-Off, because they have no TVs to watch porn on. Jack and Elli stripped their clothes and quickly went at it. Both started out strong, and kept at it. Neither reached orgasm hour after hour as the crowd watched intently. Days past, as the crowd went and came and then left to come again. Yes, that was clever.
Days went to weeks went to months went to years. No one knows how the two were able to go years without food, water, or bathrooms, let alone orgasms, but you can get away with that in video games. Maria woke up, Karen dug herself out of Jack's pit, and Ann got her ass fixed, none of them telling about their experiences with Jack. As for Popuri, she jumped off the mountain in an attempt to fuck the moon and died. Everyone celebrated.
Finally, 60 years later, they died, never reaching an orgasm. Sucks to be them. THE END
Jack was one day farming when Karen came in and said "OMG I WANT TO SEX0RSIZE YOU" so Jack whipped out his 28 inch wang and made Karen suck that thing. She took all of it down and sucked it so hard that he shot down 12 gallons of cum down her throat. He slapped her with his limp cock, sending her unconscious.
"OMG what a whore" Jack moaned and buried her in the ground for later sex.
He walked around town when he saw Popuri fucking a tree. "OMG TREE OMG" she moaned. Jack ran away from the horrid sight and ran into Maria, who blushed at first for being in the way, then turned extremely red at Jack's wang. Jack grinned fiendishly at Maria, and pushed his head towards the library. Maria was extremely shy, and never had sex before, so she didn't know whether she should go wiack ack or not. Before she could decide, Jack kissed her, w got got her aroused. They ran into the library and locked it.
Jack and Maria took off their clothes, and Jack slowly broke away Maria's virginity. Maria moaned a bit, then Jack pounded into Maria so hard that her orgasm sent her into a coma. Jack blinked for a moment, put his clothes on, and ran out before he could get caught.
The next day, Jack received word that Maria was raped and knocked unconscious. Jack then decided to go to the mountain to get high on the mushrooms. On his way there, he saw Popuri naked trying to shove plant life into her vagina. Jack sighed and walked off.
He decided to go to the Green Ranch or wherever and get stuff. He entered the barn and saw Ann taking it from a horse. Ann then saw Jack, and wishing to keep her fetish private as opposed to Popuri, she pleaded to Jack not to tell anyone. Jack had a fiendish grin, and Ann knew what he was hinting at.
They locked the barn door, and Jack shoved his length up Ann's ass. Ann hadn't had such a load on her ass before, and he started to bang her so violently that her ass started to bleed. She nearly passed out when Jack finished, and then Jack threatened to expose Ann's secret if she told of this. Jack then went to the ocean to wash the blood off, and went home.
Since no one wanted to touch Popuri, the last girl left for Jack was Elli. However, Elli wasn't such a pushover, as she came from a land where she was fucked everyday since she was 6. No details because pedophelia is WRONG, but suffice to say she was definately a cengeenge Jack wanted to try.
So that day, Jack went to Elli and challenged her to a Sex-Off. She accepted, and they went to the town square. Everyone in the town showed up to watch the Sex-Off, because they have no TVs to watch porn on. Jack and Elli stripped their clothes and quickly went at it. Both started out strong, and kept at it. Neither reached orgasm hour after hour as the crowd watched intently. Days past, as the crowd went and came and then left to come again. Yes, that was clever.
Days went to weeks went to months went to years. No one knows how the two were able to go years without food, water, or bathrooms, let alone orgasms, but you can get away with that in video games. Maria woke up, Karen dug herself out of Jack's pit, and Ann got her ass fixed, none of them telling about their experiences with Jack. As for Popuri, she jumped off the mountain in an attempt to fuck the moon and died. Everyone celebrated.
Finally, 60 years later, they died, never reaching an orgasm. Sucks to be them. THE END