Axel Likes It When

Me: I should really get some sleep, but I don’t want to.

Mims: At least eat something, you don’t want to pass out because of lack of nutrition

Me: I suppose you’re right. Ramen and rice time! –runs off to make food- And I have returned! I made rice and added vinegar, soy sauce and nori. It’s so goooooood. It’s like sushi without any fish…now I want raw fish. Damn, it’s too expensive. Oh, um, I wrote an oneshot while I was supposed to be working on this. It’s called Not Him and if you like ‘holy shit dude, what the hell is wrong with you?!’ writing I suggest you check it out. It does have a little rape in it though, so be warned. Well, a lot of rape in it actually. Like I said, holy shit what is wrong with you writing.

Mims: I’m so proud.

Cautai: Don’t encourage her.

Me: Holy shit dude! I got 2k for my profile! Thank you so much to everyone who looked me up!

Disclaimer: I really wish I owned Kingdom Hearts; then I could make a full yaoi sex RPG. But I don’t own it so I can’t.

Warning: Oh my god. I made spaghetti sauce naughty. How the hell did I do that? No seriously, spaghetti sauce and porn, what the fuck? This is a HUGE WARNING right now; this is kind of messed up in my opinion. So if you are disturbed in any way, I did warn you. I am slightly disturbed, to tell the truth. I actually intend to show this to my therapist the next time I go to see her. So don’t flame me for that, how much more can I warn you?

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Axel likes it when Roxas giggles in embarrassment.

The blond just laughed, his cheeks glowing a bright pink. Axel barely even cared that Roxas had dropped the pot of spaghetti sauce; he got to see that face. The face that was so innocent and endearing, making Roxas look seem younger than he really was. He couldn't resist. Axel leaned over and captured the blonde's lips in a searing kiss. Roxas squeaks slightly at the sudden action, but quickly melts into the kiss. His hands tangle themselves in crimson spikes; a low moan escaping into Axel’s waiting mouth.
Axel decided right then and there that he was going to make the blond blush for a completely different reason.

Pulling back the redhead smirked at the annoyed glare he was receiving. “What?” Axel said, “You had some sauce on your lip.”

“Oh really?” Roxas blushed fiercely, “Thanks for getting that.”

Axel was about to speak again when he saw the blond run his finger through some of the sauce that had landed on the counter and rub it across his lips. Roxas looked up at him with a raised eyebrow and Axel was not one to ignore the invitation. The younger teen probably hadn’t expected quite the reaction he got though. Axel launched himself at Roxas, knocking the blond onto the floor and into the splattered sauce. Roxas let out a grunt as he hit the tiles, but was quickly silenced by Axel’s lips covering his own. He moaned slightly when he felt the redhead’s tongue licking along his lips, opening his mouth to allow it access. As the taste of unknown spices filled his senses, Roxas’ hands found their way to Axel’s hair, his finger entwining themselves in crimson locks. He was distantly aware of the hand running along his side and lifting his shirt, but it was not until something cold and wet came into contact with his skin that Roxas actually paid attention.

“What the hell?!” he yelped, pushing the redhead up so he could see what was on his stomach, “Spaghetti sauce?”

“Mhmm,” the redhead hummed, “Can’t let it go to waste now can we?”

The blond was about to ask what he meant when Axel leaned down, his face stopping inches away from Roxas’ flesh. Emerald eyes flicked up to meet their sapphire counterpart before the redhead lowered himself and closed the small distance left between them. Roxas’ eyes were fixed on Axel’s until the redhead’s hot tongue licked across his abdomen. His eyes rolling up, Roxas head fell back and it was all he could do to support himself on his elbows as Axel continued to lick the sauce off his skin. The redhead smirked at Roxas’ reaction and ran his hand through some more of the sauce. If it hadn’t been for the fact that the floor had just been mopped by the Organization clean freak Vexen he never would have been doing this. He made a mental note not to kill Vexen today, if it hadn’t been for the icy bastard he wouldn’t have gotten to do this after all.

Spreading the sauce over Roxas’ chest, Axel used just the tip of his tongue to lap it up. His smirk only grew wider as the blond began to shudder and only just barely caught him when his elbows gave out and he fell backwards. After all, if Roxas smacked his head on the tile and passed out there wouldn’t be any fun for Axel. Well, not any fun that didn’t involve having another long chat with Xemnas about boundaries and inappropriate behavior. Gently setting Roxas down so that he wouldn’t hurt himself, Axel returned to the task at hand. Slowly he licked over the blonde’s chest, teasing pink nipples into hardness before he was done.

Axel moved to remove the blonde’s pants, but stopped when he saw the mess on his hand. A slow smirk crept onto his face and he instead trailed his hand up Roxas’ neck and brushed a finger against his lips. His eyes finally opening, Roxas stared at the redhead as he took the digit into his mouth, sucking lightly. Axel groaned at the feeling, his free hand yanking the blonde’s pants away. As Roxas moved on to the next finger, Axel started to remove his own clothing, his pants and boxers quickly discarded. Finally he had to retract his own hand in order to pull his shirt off. It was then that he realized the blond still had his shirt on. With a slight growl he simply tore the garment away, causing Roxas to squeak adorably.

Smiling slightly, Axel brought his lips to meet Roxas’, the taste of the sauce washing over him yet again. As soon as he felt the blond relax into the kiss, Axel trailed his hand through the sauce on the floor. Smirking into Roxas’ mouth, the redhead gripped the blonde’s length. Roxas broke the kiss with a gasp, wide eye looking in between their bodies.

“What the hell Axel?” he managed to get out.

Axel didn’t bother to respond; instead he bit into Roxas’ neck as he started to pump his hand along the younger teen’s shaft. The blonde’s head fell back, a moan tearing its way from his throat and Axel chuckled softly. Then a thought occurred to him, one he was sure Roxas was going to like. Leaving the smaller teen’s neck, the redhead started to trail soft nips and kisses down Roxas’ body. He paused for a moment to suck on one of the pert nipples, delighting in the way it made Roxas shudder and whimper slightly. Continuing downward, Axel nipped at flesh, leaving marks in his wake. Glancing up at Roxas’ face, Axel found the blonde’s eyes shut tight, his mouth agape as he tried to catch his breath. Releasing his hold on Roxas’ length, the redhead didn’t even give the blond enough time to protest before engulfing him in his mouth.

Roxas let out a startled cry as he felt himself surrounded by wet heat. Trying to thrust his hips up, he found that Axel had pinned him down. Growling in frustration, Roxas fisted red spikes. His frustration disappeared when Axel ran his tongue along the vein on the underside of his shaft, a moan erupting from him. His eyes slid closed when the redhead began to suck, the world dissolving around him. He barely even noticed his leg being hitched up and placed on Axel’s shoulder, his hips lifted ever so slightly. Not until he felt a slick digit at his entrance. Gasping as the digit entered him, Roxas looked down at Axel. He was about to make sure the redhead hadn’t used what he thought he had for lube when Axel gave a particularly hard suck, effectively derailing his train of thought.

The way Roxas was shuddering under his touch was driving Axel insane. It was all he could do to stop himself from simply taking the blond right there. He prepared the younger teen as quickly as he could, and found himself moaning in time with Roxas by the time he was finished. Withdrawing both his fingers and his mouth, Axel was met with a severely annoyed groan.

“I was close damn it!” the blond snapped.

“Oh hush,” Axel smirked as he moved up to lay a soft kiss on Roxas’ lips, “Let me do my magic.”

“Ego mu-ah!”

Axel silenced the blond with one swift motion, burying himself to the hilt. Panting heavily, the redhead laid his head on Roxas’ chest to stop himself from simply thrusting into the body beneath him. After what seemed like an eternity he felt Roxas push up against him. Still holding tight to what little self control he had, Axel began to slowly move in an attempt not to hurt the blond.

“God damn it Axel!” Roxas growled, “MOVE!”

Apparently Axel didn’t need to be quite as careful as he thought. Speeding up just a bit, in case Roxas was just being impatient, Axel was met with a frustrated growl. Suddenly their positions were switched and Axel found himself lying in the somewhat sticky red sauce. Roxas smirked down at him for a second before he started to move, bringing himself up only to slam back down. Axel stared at the blond, held captive by the sight of him moving above him. It was only when Roxas let out a throaty moan, his head falling back, that Axel snapped out of his daze. As the smaller teen started to come back down once again Axel snapped his hips up to meet him. Roxas shuddered violently, his back curling in slightly and hands flying out to grip the redhead’s shoulders. Had Axel been in a slightly more coherent state he probably would have smirked at the effect he was having on Roxas, but at the moment all he cared about was the sensation and sight of it.

The redhead had never realized just how erotic Roxas could look, how unbelievably hot he was. The way his hair bounced ever so slightly as he moved. How sweat dripped down his body and slid over his perfect abs. The way he started to moan louder and louder until Axel was fairly sure that most of the castle could hear him. On it’s own it was enough to drive the redhead closer to the edge, but with the added sensation of it all, it was too much for him to take. Feeling the all too familiar heat pooling in his stomach, Axel reached out and took hold of Roxas’ length, pumping in time to the blonde’s movements. Roxas started to gasp and pant more heavily, his moans becoming almost desperate as he continued to thrust himself down on the redhead. Suddenly he let out a hoarse shout, his muscles clamping down unbearably tight around Axel as he came. Axel wasn’t even aware of his own orgasm, pleasure filling his system as he continued to stare at the blond.

Roxas collapsed on top of Axel, both gasping as they tried to catch their breath. After a moment the blond lifted himself off Axel and sat on the floor next to him. Turning on his side, Axel pulled the blond into a heated kiss. After a moment Roxas broke away, a slight smile on his face. The blond looked around and grimaced. “I am not cleaning this up,” he said pointedly.

“Neither am I,” Axel looked at the mess they had made, “Let’s leave it for Vexen.”

“Sounds like a plan,” Roxas smiled as he looked down at himself, “Uhg, I need a shower.”

“That sounds like fun.”

“No,” Roxas pointed at the redhead, “You are not taking a shower with me.”

“Why not?” Axel attempted to do the puppy dog eyes that Demyx was famous for. He guessed he failed miserably when Roxas just raised an eyebrow at him. When Demyx did that the blond usually crumbled after all.

“I would like to walk later,” Roxas sighed as he stood, wincing slightly, “And that is already going to be enough of a problem. See you later.”

Axel just watched as Roxas left through a dark portal before summoning one for himself, no reason to stay sticky after all. A few minutes later a shriek was heard through the castle when Vexen stumbled on the ruined kitchen.

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Me: I turned spaghetti sauce into porn food.

Cautai: -laughs hysterically-

Mims: That’s kind of sad.

Me: It really is. I was actually writing it and going, ‘why am I actually typing this? What the hell is wrong with me? Why can’t I stop typing and just start over?’ It was actually kind of disturbing. And now I’m kind of tempted to try and turn the most random things into a kink. I need to stop that train of thought right now or it will become very bad for my psyche…And I have failed miserably at that attempt…oh god, the images! They burn!

Cautai: It can’t be that bad.

Me: -draws a picture of what’s going on in my head-

Cautai: OH DEAR GOD!! HOW CAN THEY…WHY?!

Me: I need a therapist now…Oh god, they won’t go away…That can’t even be legal…

Cautai: WHY?! OH GOD WHY?!