UB2: What's The Story, Morning Glory?
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Category:
+S through Z › Sonic
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
13,138
Reviews:
39
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Sonic The Hedgehog game series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Hospitalised Interlude
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Universe Backstabber 2: What's The Story, Morning Glory?
By Harley Quinn hyenaholic
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Me: Dear god, Furious and Enraged is even my new name on Fanfiction.net! This sort of thing really makes me laugh. Listen, F&E, you are both a jerk and a loser. Stop trying to cause trouble, especially since WW was kind enough to take the fic down. You can read it all here.
Sonic: Christ, Chapters 7, 8, and 9 have been a long time coming.
Me: Yes, well now I'm back on track. I'm wonderful again. Now, let's get on with it.
Nic: Hey, a whole Chapter to ourselves!
Nack: Oh, shit. It's just another Interlude.
Me: Well, I was going to put it in with the Pointless Action Sequence, but it didn't sit right. I felt that the last important scene with Nic and Nack deserved a chapter to itself. But don't worry, we're going back to Tails saving the world from bastards in general next Chapter.
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Chapter 9: Hospitalised Interlude
When I come around, I'm sitting in a chair, and Nic is lying nearby in the bed, cradling the baby - our baby - in her arms. He's sleeping, and she's smiling, looking tired.
"So," I say slowly, looking at the baby's two tails, "What are we going to call him?"
"I've been thinking of names," says Nic, "How's 'Patrick' sound?"
I consider the old song, "Patrick. As in, 'Nic, Nack, Paddy Wack, give the dog a bone'?"
She smiles, kissing Patrick's forehead, "Yeah."
"Two tails," I say, slumping into the chair, "Two tails. Two tails. Two tails."
"Yes, I heard you the first time."
I look at the baby - Patrick.
I look up at Nic again, "If Miles survives the shit that's happening right now, he's gonna go crazy when he sees Patrick."
Nic nods, "Oh, Patrick might look different, but look on the bright side," she says, "He could have been twins." Suddenly, Patrick wakes up and starts crying. She holds him out, "Here, you hold him for a while. See if you can comfort him."
I take him in my arms, slowly, looking him over. He slowly stops crying, and cuddles up next to me, "He knows I'm his father," I say quietly.
"Nack," Nic looks nervous, "Do you want him to know you're his father?"
I look at Patrick. He's so innocent. And kind of cute, in a baby kind of way. He reaches up and takes my finger in his tiny hand. God, he's so tiny, and yet so strong.
"I don't think he needs to grow up with that kind of knowledge," I say, "Maybe one day, when he's old enough to understand," There's a long pause, "Well, I can still be his close uncle, right?" Nic looks at me, "Either way, I'll be here. For you and him. I promise. I never was one to shy away from a tough job."
We laugh together, for the first time in months, and I sit on the bed next to Nic. We hold him together. I helped bring this child into the world. I'm going to help guide him through it. Maybe, if I play it right, it won't be such a punishment after all...
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Go To Chapter 10
Me: Aw... ain't that cute. Nic's just given birth - to a baby with two tails!!!! I got you! I got you all! You thought she was gonna have twins! Fear my ninja writing skills! Hee-yah! Yeow! Hah! Haaai-yah! Cha-ch-ch-chaaaaa!
Tails: This has something to do with me, hasn't it?
Me: Later, yes. Much later.
Tails: But now we're going back to me saving the world, right?
Me: Yeah.
Tails: Woot! I am the man! I'm so cool! Don't touch me, I'll give you hypochondria! I beat up Sonic and now I'm gonna trash Robotnik's ass! Yeah! Don't mess with the Puff Daddy!
Me: Yeah, give you some sunglasses and a trenchcoat and you'd be a regular Matrix rip-off.
Universe Backstabber 2: What's The Story, Morning Glory?
By Harley Quinn hyenaholic
~~~
Me: Dear god, Furious and Enraged is even my new name on Fanfiction.net! This sort of thing really makes me laugh. Listen, F&E, you are both a jerk and a loser. Stop trying to cause trouble, especially since WW was kind enough to take the fic down. You can read it all here.
Sonic: Christ, Chapters 7, 8, and 9 have been a long time coming.
Me: Yes, well now I'm back on track. I'm wonderful again. Now, let's get on with it.
Nic: Hey, a whole Chapter to ourselves!
Nack: Oh, shit. It's just another Interlude.
Me: Well, I was going to put it in with the Pointless Action Sequence, but it didn't sit right. I felt that the last important scene with Nic and Nack deserved a chapter to itself. But don't worry, we're going back to Tails saving the world from bastards in general next Chapter.
~~~
Chapter 9: Hospitalised Interlude
When I come around, I'm sitting in a chair, and Nic is lying nearby in the bed, cradling the baby - our baby - in her arms. He's sleeping, and she's smiling, looking tired.
"So," I say slowly, looking at the baby's two tails, "What are we going to call him?"
"I've been thinking of names," says Nic, "How's 'Patrick' sound?"
I consider the old song, "Patrick. As in, 'Nic, Nack, Paddy Wack, give the dog a bone'?"
She smiles, kissing Patrick's forehead, "Yeah."
"Two tails," I say, slumping into the chair, "Two tails. Two tails. Two tails."
"Yes, I heard you the first time."
I look at the baby - Patrick.
I look up at Nic again, "If Miles survives the shit that's happening right now, he's gonna go crazy when he sees Patrick."
Nic nods, "Oh, Patrick might look different, but look on the bright side," she says, "He could have been twins." Suddenly, Patrick wakes up and starts crying. She holds him out, "Here, you hold him for a while. See if you can comfort him."
I take him in my arms, slowly, looking him over. He slowly stops crying, and cuddles up next to me, "He knows I'm his father," I say quietly.
"Nack," Nic looks nervous, "Do you want him to know you're his father?"
I look at Patrick. He's so innocent. And kind of cute, in a baby kind of way. He reaches up and takes my finger in his tiny hand. God, he's so tiny, and yet so strong.
"I don't think he needs to grow up with that kind of knowledge," I say, "Maybe one day, when he's old enough to understand," There's a long pause, "Well, I can still be his close uncle, right?" Nic looks at me, "Either way, I'll be here. For you and him. I promise. I never was one to shy away from a tough job."
We laugh together, for the first time in months, and I sit on the bed next to Nic. We hold him together. I helped bring this child into the world. I'm going to help guide him through it. Maybe, if I play it right, it won't be such a punishment after all...
~~~
Go To Chapter 10
Me: Aw... ain't that cute. Nic's just given birth - to a baby with two tails!!!! I got you! I got you all! You thought she was gonna have twins! Fear my ninja writing skills! Hee-yah! Yeow! Hah! Haaai-yah! Cha-ch-ch-chaaaaa!
Tails: This has something to do with me, hasn't it?
Me: Later, yes. Much later.
Tails: But now we're going back to me saving the world, right?
Me: Yeah.
Tails: Woot! I am the man! I'm so cool! Don't touch me, I'll give you hypochondria! I beat up Sonic and now I'm gonna trash Robotnik's ass! Yeah! Don't mess with the Puff Daddy!
Me: Yeah, give you some sunglasses and a trenchcoat and you'd be a regular Matrix rip-off.