Axel Likes It When

Me: I am drunk.

Cautai: Yes, yes you are.

Me: -giggles insanely-

Mims: Just write something.

Me: Okay! But a word to the wise for the readers, I am drunk! Let’s see what I write while under the influence!

Disclaimer: I relinquish any rights for this that I have, oh look at that; I have exactly the same number of rights that I started with.

Warning: I wrote porn while drunk, this can’t be good. Axel has some fun with two blondes, TWO! That’s right, threesome time.

Do not flame me because this contains yaoi! If you are going to flame me do it based on my technical skills or the actual story, not the subject matter. I put this up because I got a lovely little email from someone telling me I was going to hell because I write about sin. That’s right, someone actually took the time to get my email address and send me a message just to tell me I am, “writing about the devil’s ideology”. What the hell?! Don’t worry, I sent them a nice response clearly stating my personally opinion on the matter and how intolerance is worse than anything else. Remember, I accept flames, but only if they have a valid point. Don’t just be an asshole, I will file abuse.

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Axel likes it when Roxas smiles and is god damn happy.

“Axel!” Roxas screamed launching himself at the redhead.

“What the hell?!” Axel yelped as he was knocked backwards onto the ground.

“You'll never guess what happened, come on guess, guess, guess!” Roxas said unbelievably fast.

“I don't know,” Axel couldn't take his eyes away from the wide grin on Roxas' face.

“Demyx gave me sugar!”

Thank you Demyx, Axel thought happily. There were a few things about Roxas that were a given when he was full of sugar. One was that he got very hands on. The second was that he could be convinced to do anything. The third was that he didn’t care when Axel took advantage of those facts.

“Hey Rox,” Axel said casually.

“Yeah?!” Roxas was practically bouncing.

“I have a fun idea.”

“Ooooh!” Roxas stared up at the redhead with wide eyes. Axel always had the best ideas, they were so fun, even when someone got hurt. Though Roxas was fairly good at diverting the blame so that it was Axel who got hurt. “What is it?” the blond asked.

“Let’s go streaking!” Axel grabbed Roxas’ hands and started bouncing up and down, knowing full well that if he acted excited then Roxas would automatically agree.

“Okay!” Before the redhead could even blink Roxas was off, running away down the hall. Axel watched with his mouth slightly agape as the blond started to shed clothing. Roxas turned a corner and his coat was thrown into the air behind him. That was enough to snap Axel out of his stunned stupor and the redhead took off after the younger teen, his own clothes left for some other member of the organization to find.

Twenty minutes later the pair were nearly running for their lives, though from Roxas’ hysterical laughing no one would ever know. Axel understood the situation though. He hadn’t actually thought the blond would take him seriously when he had suggested that they run through Xemnas’ office. Nor had he thought that Saix would be there…naked…with Xemnas…The image was forever burned into the redhead’s mind and he was fairly certain that he was going to have nightmares about it for weeks. He was going to blame Roxas for that one and make the blond share beds with him…for comfort…Axel decided that it wasn’t such a bad thing to have witnessed after all. Still, he had to get Roxas to shut up or they were never going to lose the infuriated Saix that was on their tail. The man had unbelievable hearing, but he didn’t have Zexion’s nose. If they could get out of earshot then they could lose him. If Roxas would be quiet that was. After his desperate pleas for silence did nothing to quiet the fleeing blond, Axel just tackled him, pushing them both through a dark portal as he did so.

The next night Axel decided it was time to guilt Roxas into letting him spend the night. When he arrived at the blonde’s room he realized that it would be extremely easy to do. Opening Roxas’ door, Axel was greeted to the sight of the blond and Demyx sprawled on the floor eating sugar packets and watching ‘Kung Pow: Enter the Fist’ (it’s a good movie damn it!) in just their t-shirts and boxers. Grinning widely, the redhead plopped down in between the two blondes and grabbed some sugar for himself. By the time the movie had finished Axel had a nice little buzz going, but the two blondes were wired.

“I have an awesome idea!” Demyx suddenly announced.

“What?!” Roxas stared at the musician with wide eyes.

“We should totally make out,” Demyx said seriously.

“We should,” Axel nodded, his eyes shifting between the two younger teens.

“Oh my god! That is an awesome idea!” Roxas said and jumped at the other blond.

Demyx was knocked onto his back as Roxas started to attack his lips with his own. Axel stared for a moment, the sight of Roxas sucking on the musician’s bottom lip holding him captive. When Demyx let loose a soft moan Axel was finally able to move. Coming up behind the key blade wielder, the redhead slipped his hands around the smaller blonde’s chest. Slowly he worked his hands under Roxas’ shirt, running his fingers over the blonde’s firm abs and chest. Roxas broke the kiss he had with Demyx, turning to face the redhead behind him and grabbing crimson spikes. Pulling Axel’s head down, he brought their lips together, immediately forcing his tongue into the redhead’s mouth. From behind the pair Demyx groaned slightly and reached out to run his hands through Roxas’ hair.

The musician plastered his body against Roxas’ back, unintentionally thrusting his hips into the smaller blonde’s ass as he began to nip at Roxas’ neck. The dirty haired blond ran his hands over Axel’s shoulders as the redhead tried to devour Roxas’ mouth with his own. Roxas broke the kiss to lean back against Demyx, his hips pushing into the other blonde’s causing the musician to gasp. Growling low in his throat, Axel removed his hands from under Roxas’ shirt and pulled the blonde’s hips forward so they ground against his. Both shuddered violently, sensation clouding their minds. Roxas felt the redhead’s hands on his hips, the fingers hooking into his boxers, the fabric being pulled down, and yet he did nothing to stop it. Instead he began to remove Axel’s clothing with one hand and Demyx’s with the other.

In a matter of minutes all three were naked, Roxas still sandwiched between the two older Nobodies. His back arched as Axel nipped at his throat before shuddering as Demyx ran soft hands along his sides. He was driven by the sensation of it all, thought long ago thrown out the window. Gasping, Roxas thrust his hips forward against Demyx’s hand that had just encased his member. He barely registered Axel’s soft laugh, usually a warning sign that the redhead was about to do something he wouldn’t be too pleased with. Proving his own tell to be true, Axel wrapped his arms around both blondes and pulled them sideways onto the floor. Both Roxas and Demyx let out startled cries as they tangled in the blanket and pillows they had been using when watching the movie. Axel let out another soft chuckle as the blondes glared at him, but his amusement died when Roxas started to smirk.

“No sex for you,” the youngest Nobody said.

“But,” Axel started.

“Nope,” Roxas shook his head and thrust his hips back into Demyx’s cock.

The mullet haired musician gasped at the sudden contact, his hands moving to grasp Roxas’ hips tightly. Smiling slowly, Demyx winked at Axel over Roxas’ shoulder. Sticking his fingers in his mouth for a second, Demyx then positioned them outside the smaller blonde’s entrance. “Why don’t we give Axel a show he won’t forget?” he said.

“Let’s,” Roxas answered.

Roxas gasped as he felt Demyx insert a finger into him, his eyes sliding shut at the sensation. Axel stared at the sight of the blond as Demyx added a second finger. It was by far the most erotic thing he had seen in his entire non-existence. Roxas’ face as he shuddered with each penetration caused the redhead’s arousal to become more painful, throbbing through his body and begging for attention. When Roxas moaned loudly, arching as the water wielder brushed against his prostate, Axel lost the desire to watch. Instead he moved up Roxas’ body so that he sat at the blonde’s head. He had just enough thought process left in his brain to register Demyx’s head shake and stopped. The redhead watched as Demyx flipped Roxas onto his stomach and forced him onto his knees.

When the mullet haired musician withdrew his fingers Roxas whined in protest before letting out a startled cry as he was entered again. Axel groaned slightly, a hand drifting down to tend to his own aching member. Seeing him about to touch himself, Demyx smacked Axel’s hand away and nodded down at Roxas. The smaller blond was panting heavily as Demyx began to thrust into him and Axel grinned widely. Demyx shifted Roxas slightly so that he was facing Axel and the redhead placed his hand on the back of the blonde’s head. Immediately the younger teen lowered himself, taking Axel’s length into his mouth. The redhead let out a deep moan as he was surrounded by the wet heat. His breath hitched sharply when he felt the blond deep throat him, pushed forward by Demyx’s thrusts.

Axel had always known Roxas was good with his mouth, but damn, he hadn’t known he was this good. As much as he had wanted it in the past, Roxas had flat out refused to give him head, something about it being gross. Axel had seen the blond eat too many popsicles to not know that he would have a natural talent for it though and it seemed that all he needed to get over his distaste for the act was to be consumed by mindless arousal. Any thoughts about why the blond was willing to do this were driven from Axel’s mind when Roxas ran his tongue along the vein on the underside of the redhead’s cock. Gasping for breath, Axel’s entire world seemed to center around the blond in front of him. The feeling of that tongue wrapping itself around his shaft, the way he slid farther down Roxas’ throat with each thrust from the water wielder, how the younger teen was sucking ever so slightly on him, it was more than Axel could take. He felt himself reaching his limit only seconds before he did, spilling down Roxas’ throat. The redhead had to give him credit, he actually swallowed it all instead of just spitting it back out like he had suspected Roxas would.

Axel regained enough sense to realize he was the first one to reach completion and had it been any other time probably would have been embarrassed by that fact. Instead of dwelling on it he reached forward, taking Roxas’ neglected length in his grip. Rather than pumping the blond in time with Demyx’s movements he began to vary the strength of his grip and allowed the blond to thrust against him. Roxas keened loudly for a few minutes before giving a hoarse cry, spilling over Axel’s hand. Demyx cried out seconds later and slumped over Roxas’ back as all three of them collapsed in a pile on the floor.

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Me: Wow, that’s what I write when drunk. –Stares/rereads-

Mims: You have no idea how entertaining that was to watch you write though.

Me: -finishes rereading- Wow, just wow. You know, it’s better than my first threesome, the one for Holiday Surprises that I haven’t posted due to crappiness. Maybe I should drink when I want to write threesomes if they’re going to turn out like this. It’s still not as good as I would like it to be, but it’s a vast improvement in my opinion.

Cautai: Why don’t you have a hangover?

Me: Don’t know. Oh, I’m writing the end note while sober, but the chapter, that was Mike’s hard lemonade talking, and my friend who was leaning over my shoulder while I typed this up. She drank more than me but she was only a little drunk, it was so not fair. Not that I’m supporting underage drinking…even if I did participate. I’m 19 right now, turn 20 in four months. So don’t drink and write porn because…um…I don’t know why, but don’t drink if it’s illegal, because it’s wrong or something.

Mims: You are quite the role model, you should give speeches.

Me: I don’t need the sarcasm Mims. Oh, um, I just realized I did some review responses while not quite so sober. If you got a really weird response that’s probably why and I’m sorry for any confusion it may have caused, I really shouldn’t have done that while intoxicated. I can’t even remember who it was that got the messed up responses to redo them. It didn’t help that my only slightly buzzed friend was right there telling me it would be funny and I totally should reply. I’m going to hurt her later, if I can catch her that is, she’s very good at running faster than me. The hurt isn’t only for the responses, she did other crap too and you aren’t going to find out what that is because I will keep that a secret until the day I die. Let’s just say she’s lucky what she did isn’t permanent.

Mims: It was funny.

Me: I will hurt you.