Call of Enoby

Author's note: Here it is, Major Bloodsucker Degtyarev making his debut!

The next day I woke up in my sleeping bag. I put on my old SEVA suit that was all ripped around the ends and a hood with red skulls all over it and boots that were black. I put on two artifacts in my belt. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In The 100 Rads, I ate some bread with raw bloody meat instead of canned meat, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my chest.

“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t wear a SSU badge anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Scar’s. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy Ukrainian accent. He looked exactly like goff gopnik. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection.

“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Major Alexander Degtyarev, although most people call me Bloodsucker these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I’m a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Scar came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.