Leaf Anew

Blathers was deep in slumber, dreaming of his own private collection of ancient fossils, lost in his fantasy. He dreamt he lay bathing in a lush horde of his personal collection of ancient white bones.

John snuck closer, taking the optimal position for pranking, from behind. He had previously dunked water over him, hammered a gong, set of several alarm clocks around him, shouted

"I WANT YOU TO ASSESS THIS FOSSIL!!" and most recently he had pretended Blathers had gone deaf and made no noise during their conversation, only mouthing words instead.

John needed something new. It was all too easy really, Blathers was the deepest sleeper he had ever come across, and previous attempts at slamming the front door had proved this.

He survayed his target again. Of all the animals in this town, he struck John as the oddball. Never venturing outside his museum to enjoy events or activities within the community, in fact, John thought, he couldn't recall a time Blathers had even moved from his post.

He had encountered others walking around the museum before, but Blathers never served as a guide or gave any help as to where anything might be. He just assessed things.. and slept. A lot.

John considered the turn of events recently. Perhaps, he thought, I've been neglecting the obvious prank. He returned to the front of Blathers, still soundly asleep. John then pulled out his penis.

"This town could do with some more flavour" John said aloud to himself

He advanced upon the helpless Blathers. However John could already see the difficulty in his task. For starters, Blathers was actually pretty tall, considering he was sleeping upright, secondly he had a beak, that was currently closed.

Sighing John looked around the bare room for some sort of platform. Finding nothing in close proximity, he decided to change tact. He advanced on Blathers again, this time the target being his own specimen. Unsure of where to begin, John began to stroke the underside of Blathers. Sure enough with encouragement, a growing member slowly awoke. Getting on his knees John grasped the presented third limb and began stroking.

Once he had gotten a rhythm going, and was sure Blathers had little chance of waking he stepped it up a notch. Running his tongue up the now full length John took in the head of Blather's meat. He suckled on the tip, using his tongue to play around it, taking full advantage of this free practise. John tightened his hold with his mouth and smoothly bobbed up his length. Then with his spare hands helped to caress the shaft and grasp his freely swinging balls.

Blathers twitched for an instant, and John paused, mouth full of Blathers, and observed the owl resuming his sleep nodding. John continued, this time picking up the pace, already getting bored.

John reached back into his pants and drew out his stiff dick. As he continued to suck all of Blathers he beat of quickly giving short moans, muffled by his own work. Soon he felt Blathers' soft head pulsing and quickly drew his head back, sticking out his tongue awaiting his well-earned gift.

For a moment the member in front of him just twitched and bobbed slightly, as if in sync with the owl's own sleep. John took a breath in just as a load of thick semen spurted over his face. Taken of guard John jerked his head back slightly and ended up falling back against the floor.

"Oh, pardon me"

John shot a look to Blathers, who was seemingly blushing.. but still asleep.

He waited about thirty seconds, then decided to get his revenge. Fully erect with his face showered in cum, John swiftly began beating off again,  this time taking back plan A. Pointing his dick at Blathers.

As he felt his body grow weak, John forced himself to stay standing. His knees buckled slightly and he threw his head back shouting out in relief as he felt his own cum shoot out. Dropping his head forward with an exhale, he looked at his work.

Blathers' nice and snug cardigan was somewhat coated now with streaks of cum. Nodding in satisfaction of his work, John decided it was best this time, to not wake up Blathers and instead leave him to his sleep, for all to see.