Doctor Tails, a TxC with a TARDISlike device

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June 29, 20XX

Tail's Home

Miles 'Tails' Prower

Team Sonic

"Good morning Cosmo... Cosmo?"Tails as he discovered that Cosmo was missing from the bed, "Cosmo? This isn't funny."

Tails got up from the bed to look for Cosmo, as he got from the bed, he accidentally steped on Cosmo.

"Please don't!" she sharply yelled.

Tails jumped back on the bed in fright, his head hanging out the side looking at her.

"Oh, Tails..."the Seedrian said crying, she was covered in semen, "Remember those men that guy was fighting?"

"Yes, did they... rape you?" Tails asked.

"Yes..."Cosmo started crying harder.

Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh. Vverawwn.

A mysterious guy came out, he wore cyan clothes and jeans, on top of him was a light blue armor.

"Eat this" he said, it was an apple plated in gold.

Cosmo took the magical apple and eat it, and her wounds and bruises healed.

"What is this?" Cosmo asked the stranger.

"WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?"yelled Tails.

"Enchanted golden apple, it heals people, made with 8 cubic meters of pure gold." He replied back.

"EIGHT CUBIC METERS?" Tails and Cosmo suddenly yelped in disbelief.

"Its actually quite common." The mysterious stranger said, "It has regenerative properties and grants temporary protection, including fire upon eating."

"A apple of nigh invincibility?" an awestruck Tails said, "You must teach me how to do craft it."

"Quite easy actually." the man replied back, as he opened his alchemical pouch and pulled out a cubic meter crafting table and place it on the ground.

"All you have to do is bring eight cubic meters of gold to an apple, or for a weaker apple that doesn't protect , bring 8 gold nuggets to an apple, they'll magically merge together." the stranger explained, crafting a normal golden apple as a example.

"Anyways thanks for the apple." Cosmo said.

"No problem, plant girl."

"Its Seedrian." she calmly said.

By the way, whats your name?" the couple asked at the same time.

"Steve, just Steve." the stranger replied.

"Anyways, whats your IQ?" Tails asked.

"Over 500."

"500?" the again dismayed couple reacted.

"Mine's 400." Tails said.

"How about yours, Seedrian?" Steve asked.

"I don't know." the girlfriend responded.

"Can I stay in this universe?" Steve asked to Tails.

"Definitely!" Tails replied back, "You can stay in here."

"No, thanks, I can build my own house, I got all the materials I need in my alchemical bag."

"Alchemical bag?" the couple said.

"Its a magical pouch that shrinks items." Steve replied back.

Steve left to make his house. The couple decided get off the bed and look outside, there, they seen a mass of trees just disappear before their eyes which made Cosmo jump slightly and Steve started building a elaborate base of operations. Steve spotted them looking though the window and waved, the coupled waved back and walked away from the window.

Mini-chapter 2

At Team PUR' base...

(enter Rabbids Go Home - Bãtutã din Moldova )

BLU Heavy looks at RED Scout, and RED scout looks at BLU Heavy... yeah, you get the idea.

End of mini-chapter