Call of Enoby

AN: Da only reson Sedorovic swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx!

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Sidorovich made and Scar and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Scar comforted me. When we went back to the The 100 Rads Sidorovich took us to Tremor and Guide who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Red Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Guide.

"How dare you?" demanded Tremor.

And then Scar shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!"

Everyone was quiet. Sidorovich and Guide still looked mad but Tremor said. "Fine. Very well. You may go to find somewhere to sleep."

Scar and I went to find a campfire while they stared at us.

"Are you okay, Strelok?" Scar asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to grab some stuff from my backpack and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a ratty sweater, a leather trench coat over it and black boots. When I went back to the campfire...

Scar was standing in front of the fire, and he started to beatbox Squat Party by Gopnik McBlyat. I was so flattered, even though the other stalkers were yelling at us to stop. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and we reluctantly went to sleep.