Reunited

Author’s notes: This is the 5th chapter in my ongoing series detailing the situations Commander Megan Shepard, her XO and lover Miranda Lawson, and the crew of the Normandy find themselves in. You’ll need to have read the earlier chapters to fully understand the story. And special thanks to Stradivarium for his story (Creativity) which inspired the first part of this story! Everything else was my idea. Enjoy, review, subscribe and introduce to others. Commander Megan Shepard can be seen with Miranda in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPIKd0LUQI. Oh, and it’s not a crackfic, despite the random hilarity that ensues.


Miranda awoke from her deep sleep, feeling reinvigorated and refreshed. She turned to her left to see the beautiful love of her life, Commander Megan Cassandra Shepard, still soundly asleep, snoring lightly and hugging her tightly. “Hey Megan honey.” Miranda smiled as she leant in to give the Commander a peck on the lips. She broke away from the embrace, causing Megan to let out a soft whine before she resumed her even, soft snores. It had been almost two weeks since the entire squad destroyed the Collector base, and the Normandy had docked on Omega to repair the damage done by the Collectors a day after they escaped from the now destroyed base. Ever since they’d come back from the Collector base, Megan and Miranda shared the same quarters, and Megan had promptly thrown whatever regulations restricting fraternization on the vessel out of the airlock. After all, she wasn’t affiliated with any military service, so she could damn well share her bed and sleep with her XO.

If someone had told Miranda that she would see Megan again, whose real name was Megan Cassandra Noakes, her long-lost best friend and first love, the ex-Cerberus agent would have laughed her head off and given the person a one-way ticket to the nearest mental asylum. Now, she was sleeping in the same bed as her first love, and they were having passionate sex every night on top of that. Dear Lord, I never thought I’d see Megan ever again. Now we’re sleeping together and fucking each other every night. Miranda thought, wincing as a throbbing ache from last night’s ‘intense workout session’, as she jokingly called it, started to manifest deep within her in between her legs. But the pain is totally worth the prize. And to discover that she sleeps commando style? Priceless.

Swinging her shapely, well toned legs off the bed, Miranda got up and strode to the bathroom, showering, brushing her teeth (she never understood why her father created her with 2 buckteeth which weren’t even considered big but still looked out of place), and putting on her makeup. Nearly an hour later when the raven haired woman came out, dressed in her skintight black latex uniform, sans the Cerberus logo, Megan was still sleeping soundly. “Pig.” Miranda giggled to herself as Megan’s private terminal flashed, signaling the arrival of a new message titled ‘Inventive Uses of Biotics’ from Professor Mordin Solus. Her curiosity getting the better of her, Miranda walked over and accessed Megan’s mailbox using her special password that allowed her to access the mailboxes of everyone on the Normandy.

As the leading Cerberus officer of the Lazarus Project, Miranda had been given access by the Illusive Man to monitor what everyone on the ship did on their computers. Apparently, Zaeed was a big fan of Stephanie Meyer; an author of soppy vampire romance novels from almost 2 centuries back, Garrus enjoyed watching the Galactic Elcor Boxing Championships, Jacob and Kasumi enjoyed watching quarian comedies, Samara fell in love with James Cameron’s Titanic and would watch it over and over again, which explained why she needed so many tissues in her quarters, and Joker thoroughly loved his porn. After Megan told Miranda who she really was during a teary reunion, Miranda hadn’t monitored what Megan did on her terminal, but she did keep a loose tab on Megan’s mail, trying to respect her girlfriend’s privacy and still maintain operational security.

Mordin? Why would he send Cassie someth-oh. Oh my. Miranda blushed furiously as she read the message. Oh my word. This is... Clicking on one of the videos in the message, a woman screamed “Take me boy! Oh yes take me!” as her partner who was coruscated in blue thrust in and out of her repeatedly at an impossibly rapid rate, thanks to biotic ability of the partner. At that point, Miranda swore she could’ve died of utter embarrassment. She quickly closed the video, afraid that it would wake the still snoring redhead up and continued reading the rest of the message, her face looking more like an overgrown tomato than an actual overgrown tomato did.

She was so engrossed with the contents of the Professor’s message that she didn’t notice the redheaded Vanguard stirring. Miranda realized that Megan was awake only when the Commander snuck up on her, kissing her on her cheek as her hands wormed their way into her uniform and fondled her magnificent D-cup breasts through her bra. “Morning Miri baby. What’re you reading?” Megan purred huskily, her hot breath against Miranda’s neck driving the former Cerberus officer mad. “Nothing! Just some repair reports.” Miranda replied much too quickly, closing the mailbox and the message before Megan could see what it was. “Repair reports, huh? Lemme see.” Megan grinned as she withdrew her hands from Miranda’s uniform and reached down to the haptic adaptive interface, but her hands were slapped away by Miranda.

“No! And don’t sneak up on me like that!” Miranda pouted, swiveling the chair around to face Megan as she saw Megan’s eyebrows arch up quizzically. “Never seen you this jumpy before. What’s up?” Megan chuckled as Miranda glared at her. “Nothing. You just caught me at an unguarded moment, that’s all.” Miranda said stiffly. “Riiight...” Megan drawled mockingly with a self-satisfied smirk on her face. Dammit, I HAVE to shut her up. “If you don’t shut up now, there’s not going to be any sex for you in the coming month missy.” That should keep her quiet. Miranda smiled triumphantly. However, Megan just stood in front of her in her silk nightgown, still smirking.

“Just drop that smi-mmf!” Miranda’s threat was cut short when Megan pulled her into an embrace and crushed her lips against the raven haired woman’s lips, and all thoughts of continuing the threat promptly died when Megan slid her tongue into Miranda’s mouth as Miranda’s tongue fought against Megan’s. After staying like that for a while, Miranda broke off the kiss and changed the subject. “Well Cassie dearie, as you know, Aria, the queen bitch of Omega has requested to see you at 1030, and you’re supposed to go salvaging for spare parts with Tali and Engineers Donnelly and Daniels in the Omega Markets.” Miranda recited with ease. “Ok Miri, looks like it’s a long day. Got to get ready... And you have to take charge of the repairs.” Megan said in a sing-song voice as she walked into the bathroom, her hips swaying temptingly, causing Miranda to lick her lips. “Megan... you’ll be the death of me.” Miranda smiled lustily at Megan as the redhead threw her nightgown out of the bathroom laughing.

When Miranda had made very sure that Megan had left the ship and wouldn’t be returning anytime soon, she reopened the message from Mordin and she blushed once again as she finished the entire message uninterrupted. Miranda Anne Lawson was a very adventurous woman in life, and especially in bed with Megan, but she didn’t even know she could use her biotics like that! Hell, she wouldn’t even dream of using it in the ways mentioned in the message. “Looks like I’ll need the assistance of the good professor...” Miranda said to herself, her lips curling up in a smile as she got up and headed for the elevator. Very interesting and erotic... I just hope I don’t end up killing Megan by accident.

The doors to the lab opened with their customary hiss, admitting Miranda Lawson into the lab. “Ah yes. Miss Lawson. How may I help? Need information on Reapers based on data acquired by EDI from the Collector base? Or need to know source of scale itch? Not sure, but suspect Yeoman Chambers is the culprit.” Mordin rattled off, not even looking up from his console as Miranda restrained her laughter. Till this day whenever Mordin spoke when she was listening, she would unconsciously start laughing, which offended Mordin at first, but he had gotten used to it and Miranda had managed to keep her mirth under control. “Actually Professor, I’d like to ask you something else. Did you send a message titled ‘Inventive Uses of Biotics’ to the Commander?” Miranda asked, her expression deadpan.


That got Mordin’s attention immediately as he looked up from his console. If I tell truth, she might maim me with substantial biotic powers. If I don’t, same result may occur. Hmm. Problematic. Mordin thought as he decided that telling the truth had a lower probability of the XO injuring him than not telling the truth. “I did send the message.” Mordin replied, his eyes narrowing into slits as he tried to read Miranda’s expression, and was relieved when he saw the raven haired beauty smiling. “Relax Mordin. I just wanted to find out if it was really you. And do you happen to have anymore guides on the same topic?” Miranda asked, her brows arching up in inquiry. “Yes Miss Lawson. In fact, I have 2 more. Can forward it to captain’s quarters.” Mordin exhaled, glad that at least he wouldn’t be paying a visit to Dr. Chakwas anytime soon. “Don’t. Send it to my quarters instead. I don’t want Megan sneaking up on me during my... tutorials.” Miranda smiled, turning on her heels and leaving the lab.


12 hours later, Megan boarded the ship, her duties for the day done and she was dead tired. She headed up to her cabin and was surprised that Miranda wasn’t lying in wait for her in their quarters. Shrugging to herself, she took off her clothes and stepped into the bathroom and took a long, relaxing shower. When she came out, her raven haired girlfriend still wasn’t there. Perplexed, Megan turned to EDI’s holo. “EDI, where’s Miranda?” She asked as she dried herself off. “Operative Lawson is in her quarters on the crew deck. However, she is aware of your return to the ship and she instructed me to say that she’ll be in your quarters shortly.” Megan then sat on the edge of her bed completely naked, waiting for the incomparable Miranda Anne Lawson to come up to her cabin so that they could fall asleep together.

Less than 5 minutes later, the cabin doors opened, admitting Miranda into the cabin. She was dressed in a black trench coat and had a sultry smile on her face as she walked over to Megan while she unbuttoned her coat. When she popped open the last button, Miranda shrugged the coat off as her sultry smile widened, revealing that she wore absolutely nothing underneath. “Dear God. You’re gonna be the death of me Miri.” Megan breathed before she scooped Miranda up into her arms and began kissing her passionately. Just as the redhead was about to throw Miranda onto the bed, Miranda pulled her face away from hers, and placed a finger on Megan’s lips. “I have a surprise for you, Cassie baby.” Miranda purred throatily. “What is it Miri?” Megan asked. Miranda’s salacious smirk grew even larger as she glowed a brilliant blue in reply.

“Oh? Well... I have a surprise for you too Miri honey.” Megan said huskily, winking as she glowed a brilliant blue as well. Miranda’s gasp of surprise was cut off when Megan used her biotics to throw Miranda on the bed and keep her pinned down onto the bed as she walked over, swaying her hips suggestively. Megan then jumped on Miranda and kissed her passionately, the tongues of both women fighting for control in their mouths. The Commander then rolled off Miranda and lay on her side, propping herself up with her elbows and just staring at the raven haired beauty with a lecherous smirk on her beautiful face.

Miranda gasped as she felt something brush against her nipples repeatedly, and she looked at her girlfriend, who was just lying there staring at her with a big grin. Her gasps of pleasure grew louder as not only were her nipples being brushed against, they were being flicked about, and she felt her breasts being fondled. She gritted her teeth and turned to Megan, who was still grinning like a pervert as she just drank in the sight of Miranda and her naked body. “Megan, stop it. Stop teasing me with your biotics.” Miranda groaned in pleasure as Megan continued her biotic assault on Miranda’s magnificent tits. “What? I haven’t even moved a muscle!” Megan pouted, still smiling lewdly.

Suddenly, Miranda’s legs were forced apart by an unseen force, revealing her dripping wet and very warm womanhood. She started moaning as the same unseen force simultaneously began stroking the silken lips of her pussy and her inner thighs, in addition to playing with her breasts. “Megan... ooh!-dearie, please... mmh... stop it. Oh yes...” Miranda moaned loudly in arousal as she turned to face Megan. “You seriously want me to stop Miri sweetie?” Megan asked with a salacious smile as she swung her left leg over Miranda’s prone form, straddling Miranda. The redheaded Vanguard then leant forward to kiss Miranda passionately once more, sliding her tongue deep into Miranda’s mouth as the brunette eagerly reciprocated.

“Just let me-uuh yes-go from-mmh-your bonds!” Miranda gasped. “Okay then, Miri baby.” Megan said throatily with a smile. The Commander squealed in surprise when Miranda grabbed her and rolled her over as soon as she let Miranda go from her biotic restraints. The former Cerberus agent then smiled salaciously as she began teasing Megan’s hot and wet womanhood, as well as her firm breasts with her own biotics, causing the redhead to moan loudly in pleasure as Miranda French kissed her fervently. “I love you, Miranda.” Megan gasped as she broke away from the kiss. “I love you too, Megan.” Miranda whispered breathily, her heart beating faster in excitement from Megan’s biotic teasing of her breasts and pussy, and in joy with Megan’s proclamation of love for her even though the redheaded Vanguard had said those three words to her many times in the past. Not many words were said after that as the two women lost themselves to their lust and desire, and the captain’s quarters was filled with the sounds of pleasure and passionate lovemaking.

After Miranda’s 7 orgasms, Megan’s 6 and more than 3 hours later, the two lovers collapsed back onto the luxurious queen sized bed, utterly exhausted but even more sated with their exploration of each other’s bodies using their newfound ‘abilities’. “My God Miri, this is a lot more tiring than using only my biotics during a prolonged firefight. But it’s totally worth it.” Megan gasped with a contented smile, her limbs still twitching from her multiple intense orgasms. “Wow. That was really exhausting! I can’t even feel my legs now! And my entire groin area is totally sore. By the way, when’d you learn to use your biotics like that?” Miranda laughed breathlessly, Megan giggling along with her. “Actually I read the message already. I just programmed it to flash as an unread one at that exact time. Just so you could read it and we could, well, enhance our sex life.” Megan replied with a randy smirk as the two sexy women snuggled up together, and Miranda gave Megan a chaste kiss on the lips before the couple drifted off to sleep together, utterly exhausted from their passionate biotic-enhanced lovemaking.

Megan groaned as she woke up, her body and especially her groin still very sore from their ‘biotic workout session’, and smiled warmly when she saw Miranda cuddled up against her, the brunette’s head resting on her shoulder and drooling onto her bare skin. Megan had to stifle a laugh when she saw Miranda drooling, not wanting to wake her lover up. It wasn’t much use though, as Miranda started to stir, groaning in pain from her sore body and very sore womanhood and ass. “Morning lovergirl.” Megan purred with gentle smile as Miranda responded with a deep, passionate kiss. “Morning Cassie honey. God, my arse is still as sore as hell.” She grunted as Megan laughed. The two ladies just lay there in bed, savoring each other’s warmth in silence before Miranda sighed sadly.

“What’s wrong Miri? Something bothering you? Is it about your sister?” Megan asked, concerned. “No, my sister’s fine. And I want to thank you again for pulling strings to get some N7 operatives to guard my sister after we quit from Cerberus. It’s just that…” Miranda trailed off sadly. “Just what?” “I’m old. I know my relative age is 23 and I look it, but my actual age is 35. I mean, I’m on the wrong side of 30, and I-I still don’t even know what I’m going to do with my life. And my father created me to look this good even when I’m old. My curves you like so much were all plotted by a computer used to control sex doll manufacturing. And my IQ was paid for with his credit chit.” Miranda exhaled sadly.

“Miri, your father might have provided you the foundation for your appearance, but it’s you who made yourself a very attractive woman. And what you did with your intellect is amazing. It’s all you, Miranda. Your father gave you gifts, but it’s you who did amazing things with them. Besides, you are actually 23, given that you’ll live one and a half lifespans longer. And I’m also on the wrong side of 30 too.” Megan said tenderly, gingerly stroking Miranda’s flawless face. “Thanks Megan. It means a lot coming from you. And did I ever tell you that you have the same life expectancy as me after all the genetic enhancements and cybernetics Cerberus put into you when they rebuilt you, and that you’ll still look wonderful at 150?” Miranda said quietly, smiling lovingly at her redheaded girlfriend. “Really? So that means I’m what, 20? And I won’t get wrinkles till I’m 200?” Megan asked.

“Yep to both. And you do know what that means right, Cassie honey?” Miranda smiled as she gave Megan a sly wink. “Hmm... slightly more than a century of intense sex with you?” Megan smirked, returning the wink as she swung her leg over Miranda’s prone form, straddling the brunette. “Ready for round two?” Megan asked with a salacious grin on her face as she pulled Miranda up for a passionate kiss. Miranda broke off the kiss and was about to reply when Joker interrupted on the intercom. “Hey Commander. Tali and the engineers say they’ll get the repairs done by 1830. I guessing that we go grab a little R&R after that huh Shepard?” Joker chirped.

Just as Miranda was about to tear into Joker over the intercom, Megan cut in. “Yeah sure, go grab all the R&R you need. Hell, you people earned it.” The Vanguard said before she turned the intercom off. “Time to get back to work.” Miranda groaned as Megan leaned over to kiss her on the lips. “Mmm. Let’s go show-ouch!” Megan yelped, her pretty features contorting in pain as she swung her legs off the bed. “What’s wrong Megan sweetie?” Miranda asked, concern etched into her beautiful face. “Goddamn cramp in my legs!” The Commander managed to squeak out, rolling on the bed as Miranda laughed. “Miri you sadist!” “I’m sorry... I just can’t help it... here, let me give you a massage.” Miranda chuckled as she reached for Megan’s legs.

The raven haired beauty started massaging her girlfriend’s cramped-up legs, earning gasps of pain at first but they soon became sighs of relief and pleasure. “Oh wow Miri, you’re really good with your hands...” Megan sighed in pleasure as Miranda gently massaged her calves, kneading all the soreness and tension out of her legs. “I’m very... versatile. And I’m good at everything I do.” Miranda giggled as she winked suggestively at the redhead. “Oh really? Well... I think I should reward you for that massage. How about I bathe you?” Megan laughed teasingly as she scooped Miranda up into her arms and carried her into the bathroom, causing the sexy ex-Cerberus officer to squeal and giggle uncharacteristically in mischief and mirth. Needless to say, the lovers didn’t come out of the bathroom for quite awhile.

10 hours later, the Normandy’s crew found out that Joker’s idea of a ‘little’ R&R involved dozens of asari hookers, gallons upon gallons of beer and batarian ale, and lots of stupid bar bets that sober, sane people wouldn’t even think of attempting. Maybe reserving the VIP section of Afterlife just for the crew and asking them to put everything on my tab was a bad idea. Megan thought as she drowned her 22nd drink due to her losing yet another bar bet. Or she would’ve thought if she wasn’t even more drunk than an Englishman on stag night, as the crew cheered her on while she clambered onto the bar to do an erotic bartop dance clad in nothing but her underwear due to losing said bar bet.

Throughout the night, the entire crew partied hard. A little too hard, as Miranda ended up stripping completely naked and then doing a pole dance because of a lost bar bet (she complied only because she was even more drunk than Megan was, and her father’s vision of the perfect woman didn’t include anything about alcohol control thus making her a lightweight), Jacob, Hadley and Donnelly streaked naked through the club as high as kites thanks to the copious amounts of hallex and alcohol they consumed, and someone somehow managed to get Samara dead drunk and stoned on hallex despite her objections to alcohol and drugs because of her Code. Kasumi got into a keg stand competition with Jack and Daniels, and all three ended up repainting the floor of the bar, but nobody cared. In a big private booth, Garrus and Grunt were enjoying the attentions of a half dozen asari hookers as they plied the duo with alcohol. The sounds of laughter, drunk slurring, vomiting, hooting and cheering became the sounds of the night in the VIP section of Afterlife.

The only three who weren’t there was Legion, who was a robot and thus had no interest in ‘engaging in harmful organic party behavior’, Zaeed, who disembarked with a broken arm thanks to him shielding Tali from an explosion back at the Collector base as soon as they reached Omega in search of a nice place to retire to, and Thane, who decided to simply catch a charter to the Citadel as soon as the Normandy docked to spend the last few months of his life with his son. Samara had sworn another oath to Megan due to her finding her ‘true purpose in stopping the Reapers’ due to them ‘being the root of all injustice’, so that was why she was there, completely stoned and even more drunk. Grunt and Jack realized the quickest way to a good firefight was to follow Megan, so they weren’t leaving anytime soon, both from the club and the ship.

As Joker looked around him, he was honestly appalled at the professionalism (or lack thereof) of the crew, especially the Commander, XO Lawson and the justicar, who were currently gyrating around the same pole, completely naked and eyeing each other lustily. “Goddamn.” Joker slurred as he got up from his seat unsteadily, remembering his vow to take the Commander back to her cabin if she ever got too drunk and did something stupid, which was definitely happening now. “Okay guys, party time’s over! Good night! Enjoy whatever’s left of it!” Joker yelled in a drunken stupor, causing several incoherent jeers. Garrus and Grunt were too busy getting frisky with the asari whores, and thus didn’t join in the jeering.

“Okay ladies, let’s party somewhere else.” He grunted as he pulled both Miranda and Megan from the pole, eliciting a string of curses from both women. Jack smiled lecherously as she yanked Samara off the pole and frog-marched her unsteadily back to the ship, whispering drunkenly into the asari’s ear all the erotic things that the convict wanted to do to the now horny justicar, causing Samara to ‘ooh’ in anticipation. “I hate copssh... and you’re one of ‘em. Now you’ll pay... yessh.” Propping up both the Commander and the ex-Cerberus agent on either side of him to stabilize them as he dragged them both back to the Normandy and to their cabin, passing by a still-naked Jacob who was carrying a passed-out Kasumi and reciting all his sexual fantasies about her, to her as he stumbled towards a darkened booth.

10 agonizing minutes later, Joker finally managed to get both ladies into their cabin without any broken bones. “What a fucking miracle.” The helmsman mumbled to himself drunkenly, eyeing their naked forms on lying on the bed as they laughed and giggled and he felt the fabric around his crotch get very tight. “Joker... stay with us... party time ain’t over yet...” Megan laughed drunkenly. “Uh, can’t ladies. Gotta go.” Joker slurred as he attempted to stumble out of the room. However, Miranda and Megan had other ideas as Miranda used her biotics to keep Joker in place, while Megan gently pulled Joker back to them and down onto their bed, careful not to break any of his bones. “Oh no you don’t.” They cackled as they lay on their taut, well toned stomachs on either side of Joker.

Giggling like schoolgirls on speed and far too much caffeine, Megan and Miranda used their biotics to tear off Joker’s uniform and toss it aside. Both women gasped in surprise when they saw the size of Joker’s erection before a mischievous grin materialized on both of their pretty faces. “Goddammit Mr. Moreau! And they said you were a cripple!” Miranda giggled drunkenly as she wrapped her right hand around Joker’s hard dick and began to stroke it gently as Megan laughed along as she grasped Joker’s manhood lightly with her left hand and began to stroke it as she raked the fingernails of her other hand gently across his balls, their combined treatments making Joker groan in pleasure. “All this time, I never imagined that a brittle boned guy would have such a huge, strong boner!”

Megan licked her lips before she slid Joker’s hardened erection into her mouth, bobbing her head up and down vigorously as she savored the salty taste of Joker’s cock as he groaned. After Miranda gave Megan a gentle nudge, Megan released Joker’s erect dick from her mouth with an audible pop and a sly smile as she licked her full, luscious lips. Miranda then spat on the helmsman’s hard manhood with a salacious smirk before she bent down to lick the length of his penis, causing Joker to shudder and groan in pleasure before she placed the entire length into her mouth and sucked on it vigorously as Joker reached down to pull her luscious black hair into a ponytail and press down on the back of her head, forcing her to take his cock deeper into her mouth as he had seen so many times in all his porn vids.

Feeling himself about to cum, Joker quickly shoved Miranda’s face away from his groin gasping. “Okay ladies... slow down man! I’m not... multi-orgasmic like you two.” “Okay, whatever you say sir!” Both women laughed as Miranda began sucking on Joker’s cock, but slower this time. Miranda was nudged aside by Megan, who proceeded to take Joker’s erect dick deep into her throat, making gagging noises as her mouth bobbed up and down the helmsman’s penis, which was covered with his own precum and her saliva, serving to increase Joker’s arousal as he continued to groan loudly in pleasure. 10 minutes later, Megan finished with Joker’s cock and proceeded to lick and suck on his balls, which Miranda had been doing for the last 10 minutes while Miranda moved up slightly to assault Joker’s hard manhood.

Suddenly, Joker stood bolt upright, nearly flinging both the redhead and the brunette off him. “Okay ladies, my turn to take charge.” He panted as he grabbed the back of Miranda’s head, roughly pulling it towards himself as he slid his cock deep into Miranda’s throat, fucking her throat and mouth as the raven haired beauty gagged and spluttered around his penis, adding her own saliva to the mixture of precum and Megan’s saliva that was now dripping off Joker’s erection while Megan leant low to resume her assault on Joker’s ‘daddy-bags’, as Engineer Donnelly called it.

“Okay you two, lie on the bed.” Joker commanded the two women, who willingly obeyed as he grabbed Megan’s very firm, B-cup breasts and sucked, licked and kneaded both of them for a while before he squeezed them together and slid his rock hard Johnson up and down the valley. Megan gasped in pleasure as the sensations of Joker fucking her breasts sent waves of pleasure coursing through her body. Joker kept at it for about 10 minutes before he switched targets, sucking, licking and kneading Miranda’s equally firm D-cup tits, making the former Cerberus agent to mewl softly in pleasure before he broke off and pushed them together, tit fucking Miranda as her mewls escalated into soft moans.

“Okay girls... enough-ohh yeah... tit fucking, it’s time to fuck... hell yeah...” Joker groaned as both of the sexy women in front of him giggled as they complied. The duo then slowly lowered Joker onto the bed, Miranda straddling his crotch in a cowgirl position while Megan positioned her warm, dripping wet vagina right above Joker’s lips as she faced Miranda. The brunette beauty then teased the folds of her very warm and very wet pussy with the tip of Joker’s manhood, letting out gasps of pleasure before she impaled herself on it, sliding his cock slowly deep into her tight heat. “Oh fuck yes Joker! You’re so huge in me... mmh!” She moaned loudly. “Oh Jesus Miss Lawson, you’re so fucking tight and wet and hot around me...” Joker groaned loudly, almost cumming when Miranda allowed his rock hard Johnson into her due to the unbelievable tightness, heat and wetness of her most intimate organ. Megan then leant forward to kiss Miranda passionately, as their hands groped each other’s breasts, the mere sight of the two ravishing women doing that almost making Joker cum.

Joker then bent up a little to lick and finger Megan’s tight vagina, causing the Commander to moan in pleasure as well. The cabin was filled with Joker’s grunts and Megan and Miranda’s sensuous moans, which became louder as Joker began thrusting faster and harder into Miranda’s pussy while simultaneously fingering and licking Megan’s faster. Soon enough, Joker felt Miranda’s vagina clench even tighter around his dick as she started to convulse wildly. “UUUHH! OH FUCK YES JEFF I’M CUMMING!! OH MY GOD YOUR COCK FEELS SO GOOD IN ME JEFF!!! AAAGH!” Miranda screamed as she was sent into a powerful orgasm by Joker’s large erection, squirting her feminine cum all around Joker’s boner and onto his crotch.

At the exact moment Miranda came, Megan’s tightness became impossibly tight as she also started to buck wildly against his tongue and fingers. “OOH JEFF I’M CUMMING!! UUUHH MY GOD YOU’RE AN EXPERT!! OH JESUS!! JEFF!! MMMHH!!” Megan shrieked as she also squirted her delicious juices into Joker’s mouth and onto his face. The two women dismounted him, gasping and moaning from their orgasms as they fell back onto the bed. Joker then eyed the panting women with a raised eyebrow, making the two laugh in unison. “Not done yet huh? Don’t worry, we weren’t either.” Megan purred throatily as she got off the bed, bending over and giving the helmsman a clear view of her core and ass as her ass gently swayed about, inviting Joker over to take her. Miranda smiled lasciviously as she lay on the bed, spreading her long, elegant legs, allowing her girlfriend and Commander to perform cunnilingus on her.

She moaned loudly and sensuously as Megan’s tongue flitted back and forth rapidly across her clit while Megan’s index, middle and ring fingers slid in and out of Miranda’s tight, wet and unbelievably hot pussy at a fast pace. Jeff Moreau couldn’t resist the two beautiful women anymore and he grabbed Megan by her well-curved waist as he thrust deep into Megan’s equally tight and wet vagina, the heat emanating from her sex alone almost making him cum. “Ooh yes Jeff! Fuck me harder! Uuuhh yes like that!” Megan cried out in delight and pleasure as Joker groaned his reply loudly. “Mmh Megan finger me faster!” Miranda moaned, the redheaded Vanguard acceding to her request as she leant in to French kiss Miranda passionately once more. “Told you he was huge!” Miranda gasped as she winked at Megan.

“Oh hell yeah Commander... you’re even tighter, wetter and hotter than in my wildest fantasies...” The helmsman groaned as Megan moaned back. “You fantasized- oh fuck yes! - About me all- ooh-ooh-ooh- these years? Uuuhh!” Megan gasped as she grasped tightly the sheets with her hands; unaware that Joker had sexual fantasies about her for more than 2 years. “Yeeeahh... hell Megan-ohhhh shit... even all the aliens know-whoo! That you’re really hot and beautiful.” Joker panted as he thrust in and out of Megan’s maddening heat faster and deeper as she desired. Megan lasted less than 15 minutes at that intensity before she was sent into an intense orgasm as Miranda came at the exact same time. “UUUHH FUCK ME JEFF I’M CUMMING!! OH SHIT-OOOOOHH!! YOU’RE HUGE!!” Megan screamed as Joker pulled out of her as she squirted her female cum onto Joker’s still rock hard dick and his groin.

Miranda let out a wordless shriek of pure ecstasy, squirting her feminine juices into Megan’s eager mouth. Megan drank it all up and leant forward to kiss Miranda passionately once more and both women moaned loudly into the kiss. That pushed Joker over the limits of his pleasure threshold, unable to put off his cumming any longer. “Girls... Im-ma cum!” He panted desperately, stroking his cock fervently. Megan and Miranda quickly jumped off the bed and kneeled in front of him, wrapping their hands around his erect dick and stroking it gently while they both looked up at him.

“Jeff, please, cum for us.” Megan and Miranda whispered breathily in unison as Joker looked down at their beautiful faces and saw their exquisite, pleading eyes looking up at him. That sent him into a frenzy as he roared in ecstasy, shooting most of his cum onto Megan’s face first before adjusting his aim to unload the rest of his semen onto Miranda’s equally beautiful face. “Ohh yeah ladies... you two were amazing.” He mumbled as the two women laughed. “Oh thank you Joker.” Miranda said with a smile. Megan was busy gathering up the cum on her face with two of her fingers and licking them off her digits as Miranda followed suit, both ladies looking at him tenderly as their tongues twirled around their fingers while they remained kneeling on the floor. Joker’s eyes widened. Shit, that’s gotta be the hottest thing I’ve seen in my life.

“No fair Megan! How come you get more cum than I do?” Miranda pouted with a lewd grin. “Don’t worry Miri baby, I’ll share with you.” Megan replied with a lascivious grin on her pretty face as the two lovers hugged each other, engaging in another passionate lip lock, their tongues dancing around in their mouths as they shared the cum. Okay, now THIS tops that as the single hottest thing I’ve seen in my life. Joker thought. “Wow. Did you two just... cum swap?” He croaked, his eyes even wider now. “Mm-hmm.” Megan hummed in reply as she swallowed down Joker’s cum as Miranda did likewise. “Come on Joker, bed time.” Miranda purred as the three fell into bed together, the two women caressing Joker. Soon, the trio fell into a deep sleep.

“Mmm Miri sweetie, you were amazing last night.” Megan purred as she woke up several hours later. Suddenly, a massive headache hit her with the force of a X98 Widow round, causing her to clutch her forehead in pain and a throbbing ache deep within her pussy making her groan as she reached her other hand down to try and massage the area, brushing against a very hairy chest on its way down. What the hell? When did Miri’s chest become so hairy and flat? Megan thought as she opened her eyes. Okay, it’s Joker, not Miri. She thought, closing her eyes in agony before her large honey green eyes flew wide open. “Oh my God Joker what the fuck are you doing in my bed naked!” Megan screamed in horror as she practically jumped up from the bed, her eyes wild and her headache forgotten.

Miranda awoke upon hearing the scream. “Ooh Megan honey, you’re awesome. When did you get so much chest hair... AUUGGHH!!” Miranda shrieked in terror when she opened her eyes fully to see herself hugging a very naked Joker instead of her redheaded girlfriend. She leapt from the bed and scurried to Megan’s side, clutching her arm. “What the bloody hell is Moreau doing in our bed?” She hissed at Megan, wincing as the headache from her hangover came to the forefront of her consciousness. “I don’t know... I only remember getting dead drunk and pole dancing naked with you and Samara... I have no idea what happened after that.” Megan squeaked as the lovers backed away from the bed.

“Morning Megan, Miranda... WHAT THE FUCK!” Joker yelled in shock as he woke up to see his Commander and XO standing before him completely naked. He then realized he was naked, and he quickly pulled the sheets over himself, trying to cover himself up while the two women squeaked in embarrassment as they used their hands to shield their private parts from Joker’s view. “What the hell are you doing here in our bed naked!” Megan hissed loudly at Joker. “What, you don’t remember? I brought you two back here from Afterlife while you two were dead drunk! And then you two got all horny on me and we... we... well, had sex.” Joker gulped, fearing for his life.

“What? You mean we had a threesome?” Miranda asked, her voice a squeal as her jaw dropped. “Yeah... pretty much. Look, it’s true! Ask EDI!” Joker whimpered, afraid that the two would maim him. “Oh, shit. We really did ask him to fuck us over. Literally.” Megan groaned as the events of the night came back to her. The drinking. The pole dancing. And finally, the threesome sex she had with Miranda and Joker. “That is true. You and Operative Lawson had blood alcohol levels of 0.8236% per milliliter when you arrived back on the ship. It is only logical you cannot remember anything.” EDI intoned from her usual holo-console.

“Joker, you are not to breathe a word of this to anyone under any circumstance.” Miranda growled, but the threat was undermined by her blushing so much that she looked like a tomato. “Okay! I swear to my great-aunt Fanny I won’t tell anyone!” Joker gulped as he got off the bed and walked to the door as fast as his legs would allow him to. “Don’t say anything and you’ll be fine. Because what happens on Omega ought to stay on Omega.” Megan said firmly. Joker just nodded in agreement as he limped towards the door. “And Joker? You were amazing. And your... manhood was pretty large.” Megan giggled as Joker headed for the lift, still naked, causing him to choke.

Miranda then turned to Megan and glared at her sternly. “What? I mean, it’s true. The sex was amazing!” Megan said as she winced from the ache deep within her and her headache. The sound of Miranda’s slap reverberated throughout the captain’s quarters. “You sick, perverted arse.” Miranda scowled at the redhead who was gingerly massaging her breasts, which was where Miranda slapped her hard. “It’s true! Don’t tell me you don’t have a deep throbbing ache within you.” Megan whined as Miranda sighed in agreement and resignation.

“Okay fine, you win. Joker was awesome in bed.” The brunette sighed. “Oh crap. If Joker dragged us from the club back to the ship...” Miranda breathed as her exquisite cerulean eyes widened in shock as Megan finished for her. “That means most of the crew are still on Omega itself, passed out. We have got to get them back before we end up in a shitstorm.” Megan exhaled. “But first... let’s bathe together again Miri baby.” Megan smiled lasciviously as she scooped Miranda up into her arms and carried her into the bathroom, causing Miranda to giggle and squeak in delight. “You horny woman.” Miranda laughed before she was silenced by a forceful kiss and Megan’s tongue which ravaged her mouth as she reciprocated with equal fervor.

Their departure from the Normandy to get their crew back was delayed by a couple of hours.

Final notes: For the record, Megan and Miranda are bisexual, but they’re deeply in love with each other. That was incredibly fun to write, and I almost pissed myself laughing while writing this, especially at the wild partying part. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it, and if you did, review, subscribe and introduce to your friends and family. The party and Joker, Megan and Miranda having a threesome were all my idea. Once again, if you have any ideas for my future chapters, leave it in your review. See you next time! Hola!