Complications

The Day has come!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsunari- please, don’t do that.

…….I do what I want.

Kanetsugu- Nice try, Mitsunari, but it was all for naught.

All for what? You got a rich vocabulary boy!

Kanetsugu- Aren’t you technically writing this? So in a way, my vocabulary is your vocabulary?

………wha?

Mitsunari- Give up Kanetsugu. She’s a retard.

I’ve got another new reviewer, so let’s start with them.

Meinarch

I’ll handle this one myself boys. I’m glad you enjoy reading my stories. It means a lot to me. As for my grammar…. It’s horrible. I do have very poor grammar. I am a beginner when it comes to writing and I’m also a horrible speller. I always have been. I ask that you please forgive any other mistakes I make. I only make Kejji speak like an idiot on purpose. I know what you mean about the Yuki paring. It was hard to decide, that’s why I have you guys! Please keep reviewing!

Iana Silmir

Kanetsugu- We told you NOT to dial the number! Thank you Raziel, before she got herself in trouble with the gods on the switchboard. What do you mean by fun?

Mitsunari- trying not to laugh-

Kanetsugu- ?

I like the comment about the snowball. I’m just like that when it comes to my friends too.

Xing Xing

Mitsunari- How many sister’s do you have girl?! Thanks for the vote.

HeartAngelgirl

Kanetsugu- sleeping, ne? Ha. It’s alright. Thanks for reviewing.

TripleMGurl


Mitsunari- you are the most cracked up dope baby, I’ve ever seen.

-Hits Mitsunari in the head- Don’t say things like that to my loyal reviewers!

Mitsunari- grumbles-

Kanetsugu- It’s always a pleasure to hear from you. I’ve never seen someone review as they read. It is quite interesting. Ehehe…. You proclaim your vote, quite energetically…

You can be Yuki’s sidekick. I have no problem with it.

Yukimura- Don’t I get a say in this?

NO! TO YOUR EMO CORNER!!!!

Yukimura- cries and goes in the corner.-

Oh my god. Literally moments before I finished with the votes, I got one more reviewer who swayed the entire outcome!

LuMike

I’m glad you decided to comment on my story! Please keep reviewing for me!

By the way, this chapter gets a bit dirty. Don’t hurt me for my pitiful attempt at writing Yaoi.

Anyway! The votes are in and the poll is closed! Keep in mind; I have this story posted elsewhere. Your votes are not the only ones! SUSPENCE!!!!!


Chapter 5- Yuki’s new playmate.

Kanetsugu looked down at the list of names, then up at Mitsunari who was smiling smugly. He was quite content at the moment. Kanetsugu had to do a double take at the list then back at his friend. Finally he sighed and put the list down on the low table that he and Mitsunari where currently drinking tea at.

“You cannot be serious.” He spoke up finally.

“Oh, but I am serious.” Mitsunari grinned like a fox and folded his hands under his chin.

“All of these men would rape Yukimura rather than date him.”

“Oh, calm down Kanetsugu. There not bad men.”

“You put down Fûma Kotarô…. He’s an evil ninja.”

Mitsunari shrugged. “He’s not bad.”

“He hates people.” Kanetsugu picked up the list and crossed his name out. “No.”

“Hey! I’m a good judge of character!”

Kanetsugu lifted an eyebrow. “Mitsunari….you put Ginchiyo Tachibana on this list.”

“So?”

“Ginchiyo is a woman!”

Mitsunari blinked. “Really?”

Kanetsugu’s eye twitched. “Yes.”

“Ohhh…”

Kanetsugu scowled and crossed her name out too. Then he saw another name that almost made him whip the list at Mitsunari’s head. Instead he just bonked Mitsunari on the head with it.

“Ow!”

“Sasaki Kojirô?! What is wrong with you?!”

“Why? Is he a girl too?!”

“No!” ‘Or at least I don’t think so…’ “He’s a maniac…”

“Fine, mister high and mighty! You get some people together and convince them to be Yukimura’s man.”

Kanetsugu scowled. “I’ll find some people, but you are helping me interview them. I’m not doing this alone...”

After looking over Mitsunari’s entire list again, he threw it over his shoulder to be lost and forgotten. “Maybe we should just leave Yukimura alone and let him find his own love.”

“No way! You know how he is Kanetsugu! He keeps everything inside and then goes and mopes when things don’t go right! What kind of friends would we be if we let him find his own love!?”

“Good ones?”

“NO! Bad ones! Because when Yuki finds someone he likes, he always holds in his feelings until it’s too late! That’s why we have to interfere.”

Kanetsugu sighed again. He wasn’t going to win this on either. If Mitsunari had an idea in his head, it was going to happen. Kanetsugu figured he’d be there to at least keep the plan in working order…

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Kanetsugu had spent a good deal of time trying to make a new list of people to interview. He was trying to recall people he knew that could be reliable and watch over poor little Yukimura. When he had accumulated enough people to interview, he sent out messages and waited for replies. He got some feedback and the meetings were set up. Luckily, everyone could come on one day around noon.

Kanetsugu sat in his room nervously, waiting to the time to approach.

Kejji walked in and saw the state his little boyfriend was in. He came over, much too silently for a man his size and placed a hand on Kanetsugu’s shoulder, instantly jarring him out of thought.

“What’s wrong sweetheart?”

Kanetsugu blushed a bit and tried not to listen to the husky tones of Kejji’s voice. It always made him feel warm for some reason.

“Nothing… Just thinking.”

Kejji laughed and got on his knee’s behind Kanetsugu. He wrapped large arms around his slender shoulders and pressed the smaller man into him. It made Kanetsugu blush deeper.

‘He’s so warm...’

“Do you like it?” Kejji asked breathing in his ear.

Kanetsugu’s whole body shuttered. He had felt something stir inside himself so he brought his legs closer together. It was Kejji’s voice. That damn husky, deep voice that was doing this to him!

Kejji put his mouth on Kanetsugu’s nape and blew on it before kissing it. This caused another shutter to run through Kanetsugu’s body. The smaller man gripped Kejji’s clothed legs on either side of him as he shivered.

‘What is he doing to me?!’

Kejji slipped his hands lower, until they were pulling off the top of Kanetsugu’s loose fitting kimono.

“Kejji!”

“Your face is all red Kanetsugu.” Kejji teased as he continued to remove the kimono top.

“Y-you are-e just m-making m-me too w-warm!”

Kejji laughed and felt Kanetsugu shutter under him again. “I could warm you every night if you’d let me.” He finally got the offensive garment off Kanetsugu and he tossed it somewhere behind him. Now his little captive was only in his baggy pants and socks. He started to kiss down Kanetsugu’s spine, causing the shorter male to writhe under him.

Kejji came to two conclusions. Kanetsugu either hated it or loved it and since he hadn’t complained yet, he figured it was the latter. Kejji let his hands roam the front of Kanetsugu’s chest as he kissed lower. Kanetsugu even unconsciously leaned forward so Kejji had better access. When Kejji’s lips met the small of his back, he looked over at Kanetsugu’s reaction. The shorter male’s eyes were closed, but his eye lashes were fluttering. His cheeks had a slight pink tinge to them and his chest was heaving.

Kejji kissed back up Kanetsugu’s back, while starting to get his hopes up. His hands moved lower until they hit the waistband of Kanetsugu’s pants. He had another option open to him. Kejji figured the worst thing that could happen was that Kanetsugu would knock him out…again…but he decided to go for it anyway.

He shoved one of his hands inside while the other held Kanetsugu around the waist. He was quite surprised to find Kanetsugu was already fully erect.

Kanetsugu’s eyes snapped open immediately and he gasped. Before he could protest, Kejji gripped him and moved his fingers around. If Kanetsugu was going to protest, it was drowned out by a moan. Kanetsugu’s fingers tightened in the fabric of Kejji’s pants. Kejji decided it was safe to move his hand a bit more. Kanetsugu was already wet with pre-cum. He was just like a little virgin. Kejji would bet money that he was a virgin. That just made it more exciting.

He was regretting making that promise to Kanetsugu before. The whole thing about not actually having sex until he was ready, thing. Kanetsugu was thrusting in his hand now and making sounds like a bitch in heat. It was driving Kejji crazy with desire for him. He was fully hard now and let Kanetsugu feel it against his clothed behind. To his surprise, Kanetsugu looked back at him, his gold eyes clouded with lust. He started to move his hips faster, ramming himself into Kejji’s hand.

Kanetsugu’s mouth opened slightly and Kejji could tell that he was near his release. Kejji helped him by stroking him, harder and faster until the smaller male let out a shuttering cry and came all over Kejji’s hand and the inside of his pants. Kejji pulled his hand out and wiped it unceremoniously on his own pants. He held onto Kanetsugu until the smaller man’s chest stopped heaving and his breathing returned to normal.

“You alright now, babe?”

Kanetsugu blushed the deepest shade of red, when his brain finally caught up with what he’d just done. “I-I’m sorry!!”

Kejji laughed and hugged the struggling Kanetsugu to him. Kejji was still horny, but he figured his could wait. “What for? You looked really hot.”

Kanetsugu shook his head rapidly and tried to pry himself from Kejji’s arms. “It was dirty!”

“It was hot.” Kejji corrected him. “You looked so damn beautiful like that.”

“Please stop…You’re embarrassing me!” Kanetsugu whined.

Kejji leaned over him again and smiled against the skin on his back. “Your pretty, Kanetsugu and you smell real nice.”

Kanetsugu supposed he should take that as a complement. “Kejji I-..”

“Kanetsugu!” Mitsunari called from outside the door. Kanetsugu yelped but Kejji saw it coming this time and grabbed both of Kanetsugu’s hands and pressed them against the floor, before he could materialize his cards. He wasn’t going to get hit with those things again over this. Kanetsugu was now wiggling frantically to get out of Kejji’s grip but the much larger man was refusing to let go until he calmed down. It also didn’t help that every time Kanetsugu wiggled, his backside was brushing against Kejji’s clothed erection. It almost made him not want to let go, even after Kanetsugu calmed down.

“Kanetsugu!!!” Mitsunari called again.

Kanetsugu looked back at Kejji, his big gold eyes, pleading for Kejji to let go.

“Are you gana to be calm?”

Kanetsugu nodded and Kejji let go of him. Kanetsugu grabbed a different Kimono top from the chest, not wanting to go and find the one that Kejji had gotten him out of. He slung it on and went to the door. Kanetsugu took a deep breath and tried to compose himself. He opened the door and found Mitsunari waiting there.

“What took you so long to answer? We have those interviews to go to!”

“Oh yes! Right. I’d forgotten about those. I’ll be right there.”

Mitsunari rolled his eyes and turned down the hall. Kanetsugu closed his door and walked back over to the sitting Kejji. Kejji got another surprise when Kanetsugu bent down and kissed his lips softly. It lasted only moments and was the sweetest, most innocent kiss Kejji had ever received in his life, but it still blew his mind. It had actually managed to make his hard-on throb.

“I’ll see you later.” Kanetsugu smiled after and left the room. Kejji was left dumbfounded. He was also left with a very big problem. Kejji looked around the room and saw the Kimono top that he had taken off, Kanetsugu. He grabbed it with one hand, while the other untied his pants. He decided to relive himself of the problem that Kanetsugu left him with.

He gasped slightly at his own touch and brought Kanetsugu’s kimono top, closer to his face.

‘It smells like him…’

With a smell to accompany an image, it didn’t take Kejji long to finish as he fantasized about Kanetsugu. Afterwards Kejji sat with his back against the wall and smiled.

“Brat.”

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“Are you okay? You look awfully ruffled.” Mitsunari asked lifting a fine eyebrow.

Kanetsugu tried not to turn red. “I’m fine.” He was a bit upset because his thighs were sticky from his ‘activities’ with Kejji. It was very uncomfortable.

Mitsunari stared at him accusingly but decided to let it go. “Can we just get on with this?”

“Yes, of course.”

Around thirty interviews later, both men thought that this whole situation was becoming bleak.

“This is getting stupid.” Mitsunari complained. “That last guy was ugly. We can’t stick poor Yukimura with an ugly man!!!”

Kanetsugu scowled. “Not everyone is as handsome as our men.”

“Damn strait! They have to be hot, or I won’t accept them!”

Kanetsugu rolled his eyes. “We have one last person to interview.”

Mitsunari huffed. “Let’s get this over with.”

When the man walked in, both there eyes widened.

“Hell-o!” Mitsunari gaped.

Kanetsugu tilted his head. He was definitely handsome enough. “Do you know who Yukimura Sanada is?”

“I do. He is a very nice boy.” The man said.

“You’d be able to take care of him?”

“I’m sure. I’m good at that.”

“I’m sure you are.” Mitsunari grinned.

Kanetsugu shot him a disapproving stare. “Great. Mitsunari go get Yukimura.”

Mitsunari nodded and left the room to go and fetch, Captain Oblivious.

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“Where are you taking me, lord Mitsunari?” Yukimura asked innocently.

“To meet your date.”

“WHA?!?!”

“You heard me.”

“Nooo!!! Why didn’t you tell me!!!?”

“Didn’t feel the need too.”

“You can’t make me!”

“You might as well. We are already outside the door.”

Kanetsugu sweat dropped when he heard them bickering behind the door.

“Rambunctious, are they?”

“Very.” Kanetsugu replied and opened the door. They both tumbled inside, ass over tea kettle. Mitsunari jumped up quickly like it had never happened. Yukimura took a little bit more time getting up.

“Yukimura. I’d like you to meet your date.” Mitsunari gestured to the man.

Yukimura gaped. “I know you!”

The man smiled. “Yes and I know you. Just for the record, my full name is Akechi Mitsuhide.” He spoke grabbing Yukimura’s hand and pulling him close. “I promise to take good care of you.”

He kissed Yukimura’s cheek and there was a moment of dead silence, until Yukimura’s nose began to bleed and he passed out onto the floor.

Kanetsugu sighed. “This is going to be harder than I thought…”

End of chapter 5

DUN DUN DUN!!!!! IT’S MITSUHIDE AKECHI!!!!!

Kanetsugu- he won with five votes.

Mitsunari- Hanzo had four and was going to be the winner by a coin toss that Miss Naoe had done, but then that new reviewer popped up and settled it.

Yep! Mitsuhide is really sexy too, so it should be fun!

Kanetsugu- Isn’t he dead around this time though?

.................................... That… is a minor plot detail. He’s alive cuz I say he is!!!

Kanetsugu- I’ve learned not to question you.

Good! Review please! I hope to get some more please!