Gone Adventuring

A few double crosses later and the party were on their way out of the Drow city. Tennas was tempted to stop by the tavern and have a few for the road. He aborted that idea when he realised that if they delayed too long, Aerie would probably try to make an omelette out of the eggs they were transporting. If that happened, food poisoning would be the least of his troubles. The rest of the party were waiting by the city games while Viconia did some last minute shopping. “It’s alright for her”, thought Tennas, “If our illusion runs out then she won’t be immediately spotted as an imposter.”

Tennas glanced around to check on his party and realised someone had wandered off. He searched the crowd and spotted Aerie coming towards him with a worried expression on his face. “This can only be bad”, thought Tennas to himself. Aerie wasn’t a very convincing Drow as she lacked the willingness to inflict pain upon others. The others managed, especially Jaheira who seemed to be getting famous as a result. She hurried up to him and said, “We have to do something. They are tormenting a poor Djinn over there.” Tennas looked over towards where gestured and could see some drow wizards casting spells. Tennas wasn’t particularly interested in risking their cover at this late point. Before he could turn Aerie down she hurried back towards the Djinn. Tennas held down the swear words that came to mind and tried to think. Just then Viconia returned from her shopping spree and asked him, “What’s the matter?” Tennas told herut wut what Aerie had found; Viconia just shrugged and replied, “Leave her.” Tennas shook his head, “Our illusions are due to run out soon. When that happens they’ll capture her and then send a hunting party after us.” Viconia considered the matter then answered, “If you kill the Djinn it will be returned to its native plane.” Tennas asked, “Won’t the other Drow get angry?” She answered, “A bit. But drow are pretty mercenary they’ll probably just want gold to compensate for the loss.”

Tennas thought hard as he went after Aerie. He couldn’t leave her behind but he’d be damned if he was going to fork over his hard earned gold just to free a Djinn. He needed a solution that wouldn’t cost him money or goods and that wouldn’t take them very long. An idea popped up that had a chance of working with enough quick talking. He caught up with Aerie and quickly outlined his plan. A short while later the pair came up to where the caged Djinn was being held. Tennas glanced around and picked out the female who looked like she was in charge. He told her, “Food for the prisoner.” While Aerie headed over to the cage the priestess he’d spoken to looked at Tennas with some confusion. She opened and closed her mouth a few times before she rallied, glared at him, then said “What are you talking about? It’s a Djinn. It doesn’t need food.” Tennas shrugged and gave her a long suffering look, “My apologies Mistress but I’m simply follow Matron Ardulace’s orders.” The priestess looked at him cautiously; she was suspicious, but unwilling to cross the Matron. Tennas tried to look casual and hoped she wasn’t going to send word to the Matron for confirmation considering she’d been disemboweled by a Demon lord a short while ago. Meanwhile, Aerie had begun offering some of her cooking to the Djinn who seemed confused as to what to do with it. Aerie managed to convince him to eat it. The Djinn, assuming this must be part of some kind of escape plan began to chow down.

A minute later Aerie and Tennas tried to hurry away from the scene while looking casual. The plan seemed simple enough; Aerie’s cooking would surely kill the weakened Djinn and return it to the plane where it normally lived. As an added bonus, he wouldn’t have to eat whatever Aerie had been preparing for their next meal. Tennas didn’t have time to enjoy this thought for long before the air was split by a mighty roar from behind him. Tennas spun around and looked up expecting to see a massive monster bearing down on him. Then he heard the roar again as well as the sound of tearing metal. A few drow came sprinting away from where he’d just been. Half a minute later the Djinn, now twice as large and with eyes glowing with power, came out and began laying waste to everything in sight. Tennas swore “What the fuck? How did that happen?” He turned to Aerie and asked, “What did you feed that thing?” She replied and winced as she watched the Djinn barbeque some slower moving drow “Just some of my chilli lamb.” After a second she added, “Well, I did make this batch a little bit spicier. The last batch was a bit bland.” Tennas looked at her in horror; he remembered the last batch she’d cooked. It had cauterised everything it touched from the moment it entered his body to the moment it left. He swore he’d gained resistance to fire just from eating it. He couldn’t imagine it being any hotter without being declared a holy relic by some fire elementals.

They left the burning city in the confusion and a short while later they returned to the lair of the silver dragon, Adalon. She was delighted to receive her eggs back. She then transformed into a human woman. Tennas couldn’t stop himself staring; she had the largest breasts he’d ever seen on a woman. He wondered if she was using magic to keep herself upright as he couldn’t image how she wasn’t hunched over with that kind of weight. The “little adventurer” asked him, “Please can we study shapeshifting magic? Please?” Tennas followed her as she beckoned him to one side. Tennas’ libido was starting to do cartwheels thinking that the dragon was about to give him a “special reward”. After they’d moved out of view of the others, Adalon leaned over to him and asked, “So. Any chance that Penetrator is for sale?” There was a brief, shocked, moment then Tennas’ libido started to fill with rage and got ready to deliver a response in which the word “fuck” would be about the politest thing said. Before it could start it was crashed tackled by his mercenary instincts (seeing a profit to be made) and his intellect (seeing that pissing off a dragon would be a really bad idea).

Even still, the dragon was still able to work out what Tennas was interested in while they were haggling over the price. She said, “Let me guess. You’d like some kind of sexuavourvour as part of the deal?” Tennas seemed amazed, “You can read my mind?” Adalon shook her head, his gaze hadn’t wandered from her tits since she’d transformed. She doubted he would even be able to give an accurate description of her in human form apart from her cup size. She replied, “Well, you aren’t really up to my standards but it has been a while so why not. I’m sure you are aware of the risks involved.” Tennas froze for a second, the only risk he could think of was knocking her up and he expected to be long gone by the time that would be apparent. The possibility of a blonde haired dragonling flying up one day crying out “Daddy!” was considered then dismissed. “Um, risks?” he asked while his libido started to swell with power as the chances of getting laid increased. “You hadn’t heard?” asked Adalon “I guess it’s a rare occurrence for a human and a dragon to couple so you might not have heard the rumors. As I understand it the sex for a human male is unbelievably good. Utterly incredible – literally the best sex they ever have in their life.” Tennas reviewed the matter for a few seconds and couldn’t see anything remotely close to a problem. “So?” he asked. “It’s also the last sex they have in their life” she answered. “The male dies?” Tennas asked, he could imagine weaker men dying of exhaustion but figured a grade A stud like him would be fit enough to handle it. “No. Apparently the male’s body, well, gives up on sex. It seems to instinctively realise it will never have it that good again and stops responding to any sexual stimuli.” Before Tennas could ponder this his libido finally broke free crying “Ha! Time for action. Mr Adventurer, plot a course between those two mountains. Maximum thrust.” “Stop” cried Tennas’ logic “Didn’t you hear what she said?” The libido reviewed her recent statements and shrugged, “What the hell does any of that mean?” Logic answered, “It means we engage in sexual intercourse with her then we may well find ourselves to be impotent and unable to engage in similar activities in the future.” Libido considered this for a second “Huh? Whu? What?” Logic shook its metaphorical head in despair “It means if we fuck her we might never fuck again.” Libido concentrated on the matter hard; it was truly a new and alien concept for it – to have pussy on offer and not accept. After a tense few seconds it cried out, “Fuck it allhellhell. Blaze of glory time. Give me full power Mr. Adventurer, we’re going to plow that bitch until she…” At that moment all the other voices in Tennas’ head piled on the libido screaming “Take the money. Just take the fucking money and run.”

A short time later Tennas was leading his party up a tunnel towards the surface. He’d spun a yarn about the Penetrator being a weapon of evil that the dragon would seal away for safe keeping. Tennas didn’t figure he’d gain much bad karma for the lie. Technically the weapon had been designed for something nasty and it was almost certainly “sealed away” by now. The party finally reached the surface. Tennas blinked at the brightness and took a deep breath while enjoying the fresh air. He hadn’t realised how much he’d missed the surface – the clouds, the trees, the wind, the elves with arrows aimed at him. Ah shit. As his eyes adjusted better he could see the dozens of elves aiming at him and his party.

“Don’t panic.” Tennas told himself, “I learned some elvish at barding school. I’ll just assure them that we are friendly.” He aimed a mental prod at his memory, “Hey. I need an phrase in elvish and I need it now.” His memory looked up from cataloguing Tennas’ sexual conquests, paused for a second, then replied “Ok, how about this one?” “What does it mean?” Tennas asked. “Hey baby, shake that hot sylvan ass.” “No. Well okay, that might come in handy later but how about something more like a greeting?” “Hmm, this one should do the trick.” “And it means?” “Hey cutie, I think pointy ears are a real turn on.” “They don’t look drunk enough or stupid enough for that one. Shit! Now they’re starting to look more aggressive. I need something to calm them down.” “Ah. I’ve got just the phrase.” “Sigh. Yes, what does this one mean?” “Please be gentle, I’ve never tried it this way before.” “No. No. No. No. Fuck no. Hell no. Fucking hell no. Just forget about it, I’ll try common.”

Tennas spoke up, “Don’t shoot. We’re not drow.” One of them snarled a response “She is.” Tennas looked at where he was gesturing and saw Viconia. He thought to himself, “Well shit. He’s right. I’d gotten so used to thinking of her as a piece of ass I’d forgotten she was a drow.” He amended out loud, “Well. We aren’t your enemies.” After some discussion they took the party to meet their leader.

The elven general glared at Tennas and his party. Tennas had taken the truth detection spells they’d used on him as a form of challenge. Bullshitting was a way of life for bards so he’d tried lying at every step. He hadn’t fooled them even once but due to the line of questioning it seemed like the elves thought he could be of assistance so they hadn’t gutted him. There had been a tense moment when they searched through Viconia’s belongings to check her claims that she’d left the service of Lolth. Well, it had been more embarrassing than tense. It seemed her last minute shopping spree had been to buy a tonne of sex toys of all descrons.ons. Viconia had been happy to graphically describe what she planned to do with each and every one of them. Several of the younger, male elves had excused themselves at that point. Tennas swore he could hear some kind of “fapping” sound in the distance. He also could have sworn the elven general had palmed a butt plug but he hadn’t been about to accuse him of it. Eventually they asked Viconia to submit to a geas. Her gaze narrowed and she asked, “Will I be forced to pleasure all of your troops using every hole in my body as part of the vow?” The general rolled his eyes and told her “No”. “I won’t? Oh. What a pity. Oh well, I’ll take the vow anyway.”

A short while later, laden with stakes and holy water, the party headed off back towards the city. A short hike later and Tennas realised they weren’t alone. “Crap!” he thought “Another drow? Don’t these guys ever give up?” After a second he realised the drow had companions the they were anything but drow. Tennas muttered to himself “Let’s see. That one’s a dwarf, that’s a halfling (better keep Mazzy under control) the really big guy looks like a barbarian and oh boy I think I’m in love.” Tennas studied the drow again and recognised him. The recognition appeared somewhat mutual. “Haven’t we met?” asked Drizzt Do’Urden. The reply “Yes, it was on the sword coast. You butchered some gnolls while I ran around shrieking like a little girl” came out of Tennas’ memory only to get ambushed by Mr. Ego. After some threats and cosmetic surgery the reply that was spoken was “I believe we met on the sword coast and we faced some gnolls together.” Tennas was about to about to beg his leave (figuring the other party had only one woman amongst them and might be keen for some fresh meat) when an idea occurred to him. “Say. Would any of you be interested in some vampire slaying?”

A couple of days later Tennas woke up and quietly got out of bed. Things were finally looking up. He’d been running around convincing various groups to help defeat the vampires in the graveyard. So far Drizzt and co., the thieves and the paladins had all signed up. As with all bards, Tennas had a love-hate relationship with paladins. The paladins tended to frown on bards and their rather lax moral code. On the other hand, paladins loved to hear about their deeds in song and made sure that bards didn’t accidentally fall down any flights of steps when they found them drunk and urinating on their front lawn. Agreeing to gather at the graveyard on the following day, Tennas had retired to the Copper Coronet for some ale and a good nights rest. Luck had truly smiled on him then. He’d found himself talking to a pretty female mage who was in the process of getting absolutely smashed. She had somed ofd of sad story that she’d tried to relate to Tennas but with her being incredibly drunk and him being only half interested he hadn’t really caught any of it. He’d just made consoling noises until she’d become drunk enough for him to lead upstairs to a room. The sex had been, well, kind of awkward. The lass had seemed almost inexperienced in bed although she hadn’t been a virgin. Tennas just assumed she was too drunk to function properly. Anyway, it had been sex without his genitals or ass getting abused which was a great improvement over his nt bnt bad luck streak. “Finally things are going my way” Tennas muttered to himself. The lady was still asleep in bed so Tennas decided he’d follow barding tradition and leave a poem as a tribute to her on the pillow next her. He grabbed some paper and quill out of his backpack and tried to think. “Sinner? Winner? Grinner?” he pondered, “What is a good word to rhyme with Edwina?”

A few hours later, the party charged into the graveyard and began hammering vampires left and right. Thankfully the other groups had arrived which m Ten Tennas didn’t have to expose his own neck quite as much. They made their way into a room with a bath of blood where Drizzt and his companions were already engaged. Tennas could see Viconia was eyeing of Drizzt with interest. He didn’t blame her; the drow weapons master was practically an army by himself. His ability to wield two blades at once was damn impressive. Tennas had certain skills that involved using both hands at once but he wasn’t on friendly enough terms with the vampires to try any of them. After a short battle the last vampire in the room fell. Tennas wandered over to the blood bath and tipped in some holy water. A vampire leapt out shrieking in pain – apparently it had been enjoying a pleasant soak in the blood bath. Tennas backed away hurriedly as it turned an angry look on him. It leapt but was intercepted in midair by the hammer wielding barbarian Wulfgar who hit it with an overhead smash that pounded it into the ground. After making a mental note to reconsider his policy of females only as his companions, Tennas did a quick checklist: vampires dead – check; heart not stopped from shock– check; pants still clean – check. Everything seemed to be in order so he turned to thank Drizzt and his companions but was pre-empted by a shriek. He turned and saw the girl Cattie-Brie checking on her halfling friend Regis who sat slumped in the corner lethargic. “H. “He must have been drained by the vampires – quick, he needs healing.” Tennas leant over but couldn’t see any puncture marks on the halfling’s neck. He also couldn’t see down the girls shirt so he did a look glance around saw Mazzy straightening out her clothing. “Yeah” Tennas muttered, “Level drained. Right. If anything I think he gained experience from that incident rather than lost it.” He ordered Aerie to cast restoration anyway.

Shortly the party, along with their allies, headed downstairs to where Bodhi was lurking. After getting past some traps Tennas found himself at the door leading to the vampire’s lair. After calling for some protective spells he kicked open the door and lead the charge. As his companions fanned out and took on the lesser vampires, Tennas found himself face to face with Bodhi herself. Unfortunately it looked like she’d gone clothes shopping and had opted for the evil sex vixen look. Tennas swallowed hard and tried to focus. He thought to himself “Damn. I think she’s using her hypnotic powers on me. I can’t bring myself to fight her.” His logic replied, “No, that’s just the libido. He’s trying to direct all ps tos to your eyesight at the moment.” Tennas ducked and dodged Bodhi’s attacks and replied “Are you sure? I swear I feel her gaze boring into my head.” “That’s libido, he’s now trying to crawl his way out through your skull. He is probably under her spell though. Right now he’s in his normal headlong charge state because of the sight of a scantily clad female – we’ll be in deep shit when he regains his senses and tries to take control.” Tennas’ memory chipped in, “I heard drinking alcohol can counter the effect of a vampires charming powers.” Tennas didn’t hesitate; he never did when there was an excuse to get drunk. He ducked and reached a hand inside his pack, found a bottle and pulled it out. He dodged to his left, pulled out the cork and took a mout. Al. Alarm bells started ringing from his mouth. “Don’t swallow that” his tastebuds screamed. “What’s wrong?” Tennas asked “Is it poison? Is it too strong? Did Aerie make it?” “No” they replied “Even worse. It’s plain water.” Forgetting the danger from the attacking vampire, Tennas’ gaze unfocused and he spat the water from his mouth as hard as he could. “Water!” he thought “No bard would ever drink plain water.” His intellect gave him a hard kick then he thought, “Oh shit, where’s vam vampire?” His attention snapped back to the fight at hand. Bodhi was no longer in front of him; he looked around her saw a burning figure running around the room shrieking. Tennas glanced at the bottle in his hand and realised it was some of the elven holy water. “Note to self” he thought “If anyone asks: I meant to do that”.

Actually finishing off Bodhi turned out to be harder than Tennas expected considering that she was running around wildly. It made it hard to for him to line her up for a hit. After chasing her around the room for a minute, Tennas gave up and simply dropped a few fireballs on her. She turned into mist and flew away. After the remng vng vampires were defeated, Tennas led the party into where Bodhi’s coffin was. As he moved to finish her off, Imoen stopped him and said “Let me do it”. She moved over to where the helpless vampire lay. After watching for a minute Tennas spoke up, “Imoen. You do know that you need to stake her through her heart and not just kick the shit out of her don’t you?” After giving her a final boot, Imoen pulled out a stake and finished Bodhi off. Her eyes lit up as her soul re-entered her body. She breathed a sigh of relief and said “Oh thank the gods. It felt awful without my soul, it was like my moral compass was gone. I was willing to do pretty much any kind of depraved act.” Tennas pretended to smile while gritting his teeth and thinking “She was? Well, she has been piccketcketing and robbing houses like mad since I rescued her. She’s also been learning the finer points of fisting under Mazzy’s tutelage. I just assumed she was celebrating her release. Apparently she was pretty much morality free. Ah fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK. I could have taken advantage of that. Hell I could have sold tickets to see stuff like that.”

After retrieving the Rhynn Lanthorn, Tennas led his party back to the Copper Coronet. When he reached the slums he stared in shock at where the inn used to be. A smouldering ruin was all that remained. He spoke to a passer-by who told him that some psycho mage had torched the place in a fury. Shaking his head at the senseless violence, Tennas led the party in search of another inn. He found one in Waukeen’s Promenade and proceeded to drink away his problems. Meanwhile the girls went upstairs to help Imoen celebrate the return of her soul.

They watched in fascination as Mazzy worked a fist slowly into Imoen’s pussy. Aerie asked “It doesn’t hurt?” Mazzy answered while Imoen just panted “Not if you relax enough. It really depends on the kind of size you’ve taken before.” Everyone except Aerie paused for a moment of silence to mourn the sale of the Penetrator. Nalia began kissing Aerie on the neck and asked “Did you want to give it a try?” Aerie blushed and shook her head. Nalia thought for a second then announced “Well I’m going to give it a go.” She stripped then positioned herself next to Imoen. Mazzy began to finger her in order to get her juices flowing. On the opposite side of the room, facing away from spectacle was Jaheira who was brushing her hair and ignoring what was happening. She heard movement behind her then heard Viconia ask “Aren’t you going to join in the fun?” Without turning she answered “No. I prefer members of the opposite sex.” Viconia leaned over and whispered into her ear “Go on. Give it a try. You certainly need to blow out a few cobwebs.’ Jaheira flushed red with anger and she turned while she answered “My sex life is none of your business and I am fine without …. What the fuck is that!?” She stared at Viconia’s groin where some kind of odd device was strapped onto her. It took her a moment before she realised it was some kind of dildo although it seemed to be covered in magical runes.

Viconia patted the strange dildo fondly as she replied “I picked this up as we were leaving the drow city. It’s the very latest in strap on dildo technology.” Jaheira considered this for a few seconds before her curiosity overrode her distaste and she asked “What the hell do you meant the latest in dildo technology? What do you do to improve on an artificial dick? Put a speedometer on it?” Viconia smiled and said “This one has tactile feedback.” Jaheira’s face went blank with incomprehension. Viconia explained “It provides a sense of touch. To the wearer it feels like it’s real.” Jaheira looked at the dildo in amazement. Viconia prompted her “Go on. Touch it.” Hesitantly the elven druid touched the dildo then she started to run her hands all over it. Suddenly she stopped as a thought hit her, “Doesn’t that mean I’m jerking you off by doing this?” Viconia grinned and nodded. Jaheira yanked her hands away. “Take it away. The goddess only knows where it has been.” Viconia pondered that for a minute. She’d bought it brand new, but if it had been a used model it would no doubt have been used for either lesbian sex between drow females or to sodomise any annoying males a drow female might have decided needed punishing. That thought gave her a thrill and was starting to make her even hornier. She considered a few options then asked “Do yont tnt to try it?”

Mazzy had managed to get all of her fingers inside of Nalia who was gripping the bed and beginning to moan. Aerie had watched shyly for a few minutes but had finally gotten aroused enough to join in. She stripped off her own robe then moved to join Nalia. Imoen grabbed her when she got close though and pulled Aerie towards her to begin eating her out. Aerie gasped with shock at the difference. Nalia was always slow and gentle when making love. Imoen leapt into action like she was sex starved, a condition that was unlikely considering that she had a halfling’s fist all the way up to her wrist inside her vagina. Imoen knew what she was doing though and soon Aerie began to writhe and moan.

Jaheira had been quite adamant about not trying the magical dildo. Viconia had finally just slapped it against Jaheira’s groin. Even through her clothing, Jaheira was able to feel the sensation and had paused for a second. Viconia used the time to drop down and began giving Jeheira a blowjob. Soon Jaheria had her hands in Viconia’s hair directing her action. After a minute Viconia stopped and stood up. She went to a nearby bed and bent over the edge. She turned her head to look at Jaheira, raised an eyebrow and said “Well?” Jaheira cursed her weakness and reflected that this feeling must be what drove all men. With an angry snarl she strapped on the dildo, moved to Viconia and thrust herself inside the waiting drow.

Aerie was now straddled between Nalia and Imoen. Imoen was still eating her pussy was Nalia was engaging in some ass play with her tongue. Both human mages were still being pleasured by Mazzy who had her fists all the way inside the both of them. Aerie realised the halfling was the only one not receiving any pleasuring and invited her up on the bed. After some repositioning, Mazzy was sitting on top of Aerie’s face while still fisting the two mages on either side of her. Just as she began to get into Aerie’s ministrations, the door to their room opened. All the girls froze and turned in horror. Tennas, bleary eyed and one brandy short of unconsciousness staggered into the room. He swayed his way over to a vacant bed, managed to wave his hand in the air and mumble something sounding like “good night” before simply dropped face first onto the bed and falling asleep. There was silence for a moment before Nalia said, “I know I’ve heard of someone being ‘blind drunk’ but I never thought it was literally possible.” Imoen spoke up “No matter how many times I see that, I’m still impressed.” Nalia gave her a curious look “You mean you are impressed by someone collapsing while drunk?” “No, it’s a special barding talent. They factor in the strength of the booze available, the speed of being served and how much they like the atmosphere in the tavern. Then they calculate out how long it will take them to get drunk and pre-order their legs to take them to bed at the right time. I’ve even seen bards who have miscalculated and passed out suddenly get up, go to their room and collapse on their bed without ever opening their eyes.”

After some exchanged glances, and Jaheira dashing over to close and lock the door, the lesbian orgy continued. A few minutes later another patron was walking by the door and heard the sounds of sex coming from inside, he paused to remember who was inside, shook his head and wandered off muttering “Lucky bastard.”

A short while later, Imoen’s head shot up and she said “Oh. I almost forgot. Hehehe. Watch this.” She carefully untangled herself and moved over to Tennas. With a heave she flipped him over onto his back. She undid his pants and pulled out the “little adventurer” then began to stroke it saying “Come on little guy. Wake up.”

The “little adventurer” had been dozing, only waking occasionally to check the bladder gauge. Suddenly it woke right up as short range sensors picked up a hand. The “little adventurer” spoke to himself “What the hell? I wasn’t briefed about any incoming nookie. What’s going on here?” He checked some readings and concluded “Judging by the size and smoothness it’s almost certainly the hand of a female, probably human. Hmm. Oh, I know. I’ll run the fingerprints through the main database.” After a second he got a response --DATABASE OFFLINE--. “Offline? Why would it be…. Oh I get it; the big guy must be asleep. Hmm. Well, I suppose he’s had a rough day…. And I should be able to handle this by myself…. No need to wake him up then. Now, I’ll just redirect some blood and…”

The “little adventurer” stiffened in Imoen’s hands. Nalia looked at her like she had gone nuts and whispered harshly “Are you crazy? He’ll wake up.” Imoen shook her head and replied, “Nope. I’ve done this before. He never wakes up, and he never cums either.” Jaheira paused in the midst of slamming into a moaning Viconia “That’s impossible, even out cold a man will cum eventually.” She thought for a second then continued “And what do you mean you’ve done this before?” Imoen barely even blushed, “He got drunk one night celebrating his birthday. I helped him up to his room and he passed out on his bed. I noticed he’d gotten a boner so I thought I’d try and see if he’d wake up when I blew him.” She noticed Jaheira’s disapproving look and said “Well, I was really drunk as well. Anyway, I found that no matter what I did he’d stay hard, not wake up and never cum.” The other ladies considered the words “no matter what I did” thoughtfully. “No way” Nalia said “You mustn’t have been doing it right.” Imoen replied by launching into an energetic blowjob. After a few minutes she shrugged to indicate he still wasn’t reacting. Nalia wandered over while Aerie and Mazzy went into a 69er. She took over from Imoen by rubbing the “little adventurer” between her firm breasts. After few minutes the other ladies came over, curiosity having overcome their lust for the time being.

An hour and a half later they admitted defeat. No combination of blowjobs, handjobs, titty fucks, vaginal sex, anal sex or even all the ladies licking the “little adventurer” at once was able to rouse Tennas or cause him to cum. Viconia had been vetoed, barely, when she suggested giving him the magical dildo up his ass. Nalia realised Aerie had been mostly only watching and had really only joined in on the concerted licking effort. She looked at her coyly, gestured at the “little adventurer” and suggested “Maybe you’d like to try it?” Aerie blushed and shook her head. Nalia made eye contact with Viconia who was on the other side of Aerie and an unspoken agreement was made. They grabbed Aerie from either side by holding a knee in one hand and her ass in the other. Before she could protest they swung her up, moved her into position and impaled her on the ‘little adventurer”. Aerie let out a gasp, then an oooh. After a few seconds she began to slide up and down slowly. Nalia and Viconia helped her out by sucking on her nipples. Aerie rode the “little adventurer” faster and faster. After a minute, Imoen and Jaheria began kissing her on either side of her neck. Still she continued faster and faster. Finally Mazzy came up behind her and stuck a finger into her ass. With that, Aerie orgasmed loud and hard. The other ladies looked at Tennas nervously but he didn’t even twitch.

“Time for bed?” suggested Jaheira “As in to sleep?” The other ladies agreed, but as Aerie slid herself off of the “little adventurer” Imoen noted “You know, he looks a bit worn out now.” Aerie took a closer look at the frazzled looking penis. She nodded in agreement then cast a healing spell to sooth it. They then tried putting the “little adventurer” away but it steadfastly refused to go down. Finally Imoen cast a sleep spell on it which softened it up so they could put him back in Tennas’ pants.

The following morning Tennas awoke and rubbed his eyes to clear them. Years of bard training (as well as a cantrip cast before getting hammered) meant he wouldn’t wake up with a hangover. Around the room the other ladies were in their beds and sound asleep. Tennas shook his head. He couldn’t understand how the ladies could be such stick in the muds. Couldn’t they think of something fun to do rather than going to bed early?