Doctor Tails, a TxC with a TARDISlike device
Something Familiar
NOTE: If you read this before completing MGS4, your going to have a bad time.
'Something Familiar'
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Nomad
Miles 'Tails' Prower
Sonic Team
Soon, they entered the teleporter, and Tails typed in "METAL GEAR" onto the interface.
Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh. Vverawwn.
They met up Old Snake with in his civilian life.
Huh? Snake immediately pointed his signature Operator at Tails, and Tails pointed his Mk14 at Snake.
CALL
PRESS SELECT
vroom!
"Admiral, there's a... anthropomorphic fox boy and a... plant girl..."
"IM A SEEDRIAN!" Cosmo yelled.
"Thats my girl... hehe..."Tails quietly said said, holding his girlfriend.
"Sorry, 'Seedrian'" Snake continued talking to Admiral, "Snake, listen to what they have to say." Admiral ordered Snake."
vroom!
"Anyways, Snake," Tails said.
"How you know my name, are you Psycho Manits?" Snake said.
"No, anyways, I need help, my world needs your team's help in defeating a madman that could take over the world."
CALL
PRESS SELECT
vroom!
"Admiral, Meryl, according to the fox, he needs us because..." as Snake explained the situation.
The group rest came, Admiral, Meryl and Johnny, Octagon and Sunny
"Okay, lets go" Admiral said"
Tails set the teleporter to HOME, and they went to the Sonic universe safely.
When they came back, they were greeted by a strange presence
(enter Mantis' Hymn here)
"Ah!" Meryl and Cosmo screamed.
Cosmo stole a pistol from Admiral.
"Snake..." Meyrl said, pointing her gun at him.
"Tails..." Cosmo said at the same time, also pointing the stolen gun at him.
"Do you... like me?" both of the mind controlled females said.
"Psycho Mantis! Again!" Snake exclaimed.
"Of course I do Cosmo... why wouldn't I?" Tails said, scared.
"Do you like me?" both females said again.
"Hold me Snake" Meryl said.
"Hold me Tails" Cosmo said.
"Hurry, hurry! Make love to me!" they both said.
"Snake, I want you!" Meryl said.
"Tails, I want you!" Cosmo said.
"Your not being the same Cosmo!" Tails frightfully said, pointing his Mk14 to try to get her to her senses.
"You don't like girls?" Mantis and Tails Doll said.
"What?" Tails exclaimed.
"Tails! Don't use your weapon! She's not herself! Don't use your weapon! Try to knock her out!" Admiral said.
Snake threw a stun grenade to knock the two out.
"Useless woman" Mantis said.
"Useless girl!" Tails Doll said.
"Optic camouflage?" Tails said. "I hope thats not your only trick you two."
"You!" they both said, "You doubt our power?"
"Now we will show you why I am the most powerful practitioner of..." They both said.
"No! I am the best!" Mantis said.
"No I am!" Tails doll said
"Rock, paper, scissors" Mantis said
"Accepted." said the doll.
"Rock, paper, scissors" they both got rock.
"Rock, paper Scissors" They both got paper, and this went on and on and on.
"Lets just end this" Snake said"
So Tails with his Mk14 and Snake with his 'Patriot' went guns blazing on their respective nemesises, and their nemesises yelled out "No!" before lying dead on the ground.
"TAILS! What happened?" the seedrian ran crying to Tails.
"You were just brainwashed, but your fine now." Tails said caringly to Cosmo..
"Put your controller on the ground, as flat as it can go, that's good" Admiral said.
"Quit it" Snake said.
"Okay, I was just messing with you." Admiral jokingly said, with a slight grin on his face.