Zexion in wonderland

A/N: I’m.. BACK! Oh and..

Disclaimer: I don’t own kingdom hearts or the characters.. And I don’t make money off of this.

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Running was boring and painful, Zexion had bumped into about… five trees? All because Riku wouldn’t slow down or see if Zexion was alright… that bastard. ‘Ugh, must resist urge to whine.. I do -not- whine, it’s too childish..’ Even with that thought in mind he ended up whining a few moments later.

“My side hurts.. I‘m running out of breath too and I think my feet are going to fall off! Why the hell did he have to put me in boots! Stop pulling on my wrist so much! It‘s losing circulation!..” As the last word left his lips the lilac haired boy nearly tripped over the damned boots.

Riku muttered something about “him being wimp” before coming to a abrupt stop, turning to face Zexion as he let go of the boy’s wrist only to scoop up the protesting Zexion. “This should shut you up.”

Zexion shoved against Riku’s chest. “Put me down!” He yelped when he was nearly dropped. Quickly he clung to the other with a pout. ‘This is so unfair.’

Riku had once again took off as fast as he could. (Zexion swore he heard screaming from flowers and a certain caterpillar when Riku stomped on them.)

The urge to start complaining was coming back as the wind was began to annoy Zexion, it kept hitting his bare legs and back, making him shiver, it was getting very -embarrassing-, especially when he felt eyes on him every time it happened.

Zexion stiffened, his back wasn’t bare before! His shirt was riding up… damn Riku was trying to put his hand up his shirt! He squirmed for a moment, opening his mouth to say something, but he soon found himself burying his face into Riku’s shoulder to get away from the wind. Like that’d work. Ha.

It felt like Riku had been running forever until he suddenly came to a halt. (A/N: He only ran for about.. Twenty minutes.. And how he ran without pausing or having problems with breathing.. Beats me!) Slowly, Zexion lifted his head from Riku’s shoulder, glancing around their surroundings before he let his head drop back down on the other’s shoulder.

‘Seeing things again.. Like a tea party. Maybe if I just will myself to sl--’ His train of thought was cut off as he started to shiver… again. Riku had started walking, most likely towards the tea party because Zexion could hear people’s voices getting closer.

Zexion slid out of Riku’s arms, quickly fixing his shirt while sending a glare at Riku out of the corner of his eyes, who just ignored it as he made he quickened his pace so he could get out faster, which he was already nearly out. Zexion didn’t have such luck though, as he was passing by a man in a hat had grabbed his wrist and jerked him into a chair next to said man.

The voice of the person sounded familiar, infact it kind of sounded like.. Demyx! “You should join our tea party!” The blonde leaned closer to the shorter boy too close for Zexion’s comfort.

“I… umm..” Zexion glanced around, trying to think of a excuse, seeing nothing he quickly said the first thing that came to his mind. “I’m not gay so I have to go!” After he shoved himself up he was grabbed and jerked into Demyx’s chest.

Demyx hugged the shorter boy tightly. “But you’re just so cute!”

Suddenly Zexion was yanked away from Demyx, he yet again slammed into someone’s chest… this time, Riku’s. “Sorry, but he’s coming with me, Blondie, we‘ve got somewhere to be.”

Zexion stayed very still, he had no clue what to do… and he could tell Riku and Demyx were getting jealous. Slowly, Zexion started to pull away, but he froze when he felt more then two set of eyes on him, causing him to freeze. ‘..I hate you so much right now, Riku.. You’ve ruined my -straight- life..’

A loud yelp escaped Zexion as Demyx yanked him back into his arms. “What if he doesn’t want to go with you?!”

Riku snorted and tried to pull Zexion back to himself, which didn’t go so well seeing as Demyx was holding on rather tightly. “Let go of him! I’m sure he doesn’t want to be at your… womanly tea party!”

Demyx gaped at him, he must have been very offended, his voice came out rather squeaky and whiney. “It’s manly!”

“Please! Your tea party could make a dress look manly!” A jerk on Zexion’s arm.

“..Oh yeah?!” A tug to his other arm.

“Yeah!” A very hard yank on his arm that made him squeak.

“Atleast I don’t wear makeup!” Another violent jerk.

“It’s not makeup..! It’s.. natural!” And another.

“Then why is it coming off?!” Aaaand another.

“Skin problems!” And finally the last painful treatment was done because Zexion had had enough.

Zexion pulled his arms free from the other’s grasps, resisting the urge to rub at the sore muscles. “I’m leaving.”

Demyx stared quietly at Zexion before he frowned. “..B-but… you can’t.. I’ll miss you.”

‘..Damn, he got me. But how the hell would he miss me? I haven‘t been around him -that- long? Ugh.. Oh well...’ Zexion sighed, but gave a small nod. “Fine.. I’ll stay for a little while.. I mean it can’t hurt… right? Heh..” He frowned and glanced over his shoulder, a rabbit.. A RABBIT was staring at him… and it was wearing clothes… a sleepy looking mouse was also staring at him clothes and all.

“Is th-that a.. m-mouse..?” Quickly Zexion clung to whoever was closest who was Demyx. ‘Wow Zexion! Make it obvious you’re scared of mice!… moron..’

Demyx flashed a grin over at Riku who was seething with anger before he turned his attention back to Zexion and patted his head. “Don’t worry, he won’t bite.. GET HIM BACK IN THE JAR!”

The rabbit gasped and slammed the lid shut over the mouse. “No need to shout! I didn’t know he was out!”

Demyx shook his head, leading Zexion to one of the many seats, quickly yanking the one on the right side close to the other boy’s chair then flopping down in it.

It was silent for a moment as a confused Zexion tried to make sense of a mouse in a jar, then suddenly Riku stormed out of the garden shouting over his shoulder. “I’m leaving before I get even more late!”

Forgetting about the mouse, Zexion turned around as much as he could in his chair. “H-hey! Wait! Don--” His sentence was cut off when the rabbit had grabbed his arm and dragged him down the table, shouting with Demyx. “CLEAN CUP! CLEAN CUP!”

Even though Riku didn’t hear what Zexion was going to say, he seemed to know because he quietly followed Demyx and the shouting rabbit, but he didn’t seem to happy about it, he was only going back to get Zexion then leave.

Zexion was slammed down into a chair again, (A/N: ..let’s call the rabbit Frank, shall we?) with ‘Frank’ sitting on his right side and Demyx on his left, they both had scooted their chairs close so they could stare at him.

He let out a uncomfortable sound at the staring, but they didn’t seem to notice, suddenly a jar was shoved in his face, the one that held the mouse, Frank was bouncing in his seat as he nearly shouted. “Do you want to hold him?!”

For a moment it stayed silent until everything registered in Zexion’s mind and he let out one of his ‘manly’ shrieks and threw himself out of his chair and away from Frank and Demyx, nearly knocking Riku over as he threw his arms around Riku’s neck. “KILL IT!!”

The platinum blonde was shocked slightly, he wasn’t really expecting Zexion to throw himself at him. “..That’s it, I’m leaving before your mouse scares him any more.” Riku scooped up Zexion and left the garden quickly, only to have Demyx follow him.

“I’ll come with you~!”

“No!”

“Too late! I’m coming! I’m sure -my- beloved would want me to!”

“He’s mine! And don’t call him beloved he deserves a better name from a better person!”

“It doesn‘t get any better than me, besides! It‘s a really good name!”

“Yeah right!”

Zexion twitched, wiggling out of Riku’s arms. “My name is ZEXION! Not beloved… or whatever else you guys can come up with.” ‘Maybe I should just leave… it doesn’t look like Riku even knows where the hell he’s going!’

“..That fits you, Zexy.” Demyx grinned widely.

Quickening his pace, Zexion tried to stay ahead and away from them, taking many turns to try and ditch them, but for some reason he couldn’t shake them off.

He slowed down his pace, glancing over his shoulder. Where was Riku suppose to be going anyway? “..Riku?” Said person made a small noise to show he was listening. “What were you late for?”

Riku stopped dead in his tracks before breaking out into a sprint, grabbing Zexion’s wrist. “Late! I’m going to be very late! Must hurry!”

Demyx was a pretty good runner… because he was keeping up with Riku pretty good. “Oh my! Late again already?! It’s a good thing our tea parties are never late… or early for that matter!”

Riku ignored him and paused for a moment when Zexion nearly crashed into the ground. “You’re worthless when it comes to running.”

Zexion opened his mouth to retort, but ended up just whining quietly.

Demyx had gotten ahead of them without realizing it and come to halt, walking over to them. “This is what you were late for?”

Riku raked his fingers through his hair. “Shit.. I keep forgetting.”

Flopping over, Zexion glared. “I’m staying here, I hate running.”

“I’ll carry you!” Demyx kneeled down in front of Zexion, faced away from him.

‘..Well, I could jump on his back or I could just sit here until Riku decides he’s going to carry me.. Ha! I think I’d rather take a piggyback ride..’ Sighing, Zexion pushed himself up, wrapping his arms around Demyx’s neck.

When Zexion made no other movement Demyx reached behind him and grabbed Zexion’s legs and wrapped them around his waist, nearly making the shorted boy let go of his neck and fall over. “Okay! Let’s go!”

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A/N: ..I’ll end it right here for now.. I think some of this seemed rush, I’ll try and improve on that. Hopefully I’ll try and make a longer chapter next time. REVIEW PLEASE.