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Sandra's Law

By: redmoonrising
folder +A through F › Fire Emblem (all)
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 4
Views: 11,008
Reviews: 6
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Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Author's Note

Happy holidays my preciouses. You have gifts, be merry, decide that cigars are something you should avoid at all costs, and all sorts of crap like that. Since i was the designated driver this year, i'm completely sober and will not have a huge hangover. What does that mean for you? UPDATES! My office is closed until Monday! Expect updates on every day of the week until then.

Oh, and before i continue, i'd like to point out something i should've noticed earlier. SageofLemons, it's me, Stretch, from your graduating class. I saw you at the party tonight. I want to give you two salutes: one for being the only one to not become handicapped after drinking Red's cocktail, and the other is for your Legend of Zelda fanfic. Now that i remember you, i'll tell you this: You've come a long way from simply reading a lot of Edgar Allen Poe. Check your old e-mail, i sent you some advice for your fanfic. You and i need to prove that Mr. Barker's creative writing class wasn't all a load of shit by making random, slightly slanderous and definitely inappropriate fanfics.

So, partying and remembering my old high school buddies aside, here are the plans:

I'll update Sandra's Law until i finish up the first group sex chapter

After Sandra's law, i'll tackle the following requests in Endless Lemons:
--Zihark and Ilyana
--Lyn and a surprise Super Smash Bros Brawl character
--And because i have good ears (a.k.a. was eavesdropping) on one of the FE nuts i know who apparently is one of the annonymous reviewers here, i'll make one for his favorite pairing which is Rebecca and Wil
Though i go back to work on Monday, Tuesday i have nothing scheduled, so i'll update then (By that i mean probably around 2 a.m. on Tuesday). I'll attempt a request posted on my Disgaea fanfic. Until then, this is the Grandmaster, and i still have a headache from that fucking cigar. Remember, use alcohol in moderation, and do not touch smokes. I say this to the fresh graduates, the old farts, and the stupid kids who lied about their age to get onto the site.

Enjoy your parties, your lovers, and your gifts, readers. Once your hangovers have cleared up and you've had your fill of love, come on back for this crap.
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