Complications

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Mitsunari- Uhoh.

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Kanetsugu- oh my…she forgot to take her medication again…..

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Mitsunari- What?

Never mind that! To my loyal reviewers!

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By the way, the story is mostly going to follow Kejji and Kanetsugu now. I’m also vaguely aware that Kejji’s name has another way of spelling it. I’m not changing it now, so you’ll all have to live with it. Okay! Forward march! Tally ho!

Mitsunari- Tally ho?

Chapters 4- keep your hands to yourself.

Kanetsugu stirred to semi- consciousness to something touching his back. He had been having a wonderful dream. All his friends were around him, smiling. His old Master Kenshin was alive and his usual self. They all sat around a fire and told stories of the war and talked easy, without a single care in the world. Everyone was there. Mitsunari, Sakon, Yukimura, Mitsuhide, Okuni, everybody. Hell, even Nobunaga was there! There was no fighting though. Just peace. The best part of the dream is when Kanetsugu felt someone touch him. It wasn’t violent of hurtful. He felt over bearing love in that single touch. It made him feel like he never had before. Before he could see who was touching him, that world faded away and he could see the insides of his lids. It was only a dream, but the hand of the person he felt so much love for, was still touching his back. Whoever it was the touch felt nice. A soft easy touch that was extremely gentle against his skin. His eye lashes fluttered but he did not open his eyes. He half wondered if he was still dreaming. If he was, it was extremely relaxing.

Then it hit him. If this wasn’t a dream, who the hell was touching him?! His invasion of personal space alarm went off and his eyes snapped wide open.

“Hiya!” Kejji smiled down at him.

From outside the door, all that was heard was a loud yelp and the sound of something being hit. Hard.
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Mitsunari laughed as Sakon tickled his sides. Every time they had tried to make love, it ended with Mitsunari in a giggle fit. It’s not that he didn’t want to have sex with Sakon or anything, because he did. But he was extremely ticklish and Sakon always managed to graze a ticklish spot with his hands or breathing. Sometimes they’d surpass even that, then Sakon would make a funny face and that would get Mitsunari going again. It didn’t matter if Sakon had stuck it in yet or not, Mitsunari would start laughing and ruin the mood.

Sakon’s eye twitched and he backed off. “Damnit Mitsunari!”

Mitsunari wiped the tears that threatened to overflow his eyes from laughing too hard. He sat up on the floor and stared at the very disgruntled Sakon Shima. “I’m sorry, Sakon.”

“I wonder if you really are…” Sakon mumbled to himself. Then he spoke up louder. “If it’s not me tickling you, you say it’s the faces I make. Am I going to have to do you from behind?”

Mitsunari was about to answer when he heard a loud yelp and a thump from next door. Kanetsugu’s room was next to his. Both Mitsunari and Sakon exchanged looks.

“Is Kanetsugu okay? Do you think we should check on him?” Mitsunari asked, getting worried.

Sakon laughed and shook his head. “I saw Kejji go in there a while ago. He must have woken Kanetsugu up.”

Mitsunari blinked confused. “Why would Kejji go into Kanetsugu’s room?”

Sakon studied his lovers face then scooted closer to him. He grabbed Mitsunari’s head and started looking at his auburn hair.

“What are you doing, Sakon?”

“Checking for blonde hair. It must be in here somewhere…”

THWAP!

“Ow. Not sure I deserved that.”
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When Kejji awoke about an hour later, in a bed. He looked around confused. He realized, very slowly that this was Kanetsugu’s room and he was in Kanetsugu’s bed. Kejji, being Kejji assumed something had happened.

‘Did I sleep with him?’ He shook his head. ‘Defiantly not, though that would be a dream come true.’ His brain filled with images of the beautiful man in very compromising positions. He grew hard under his clothes, thinking about him. ‘Wow, when did I become a pervert?’ Suddenly, the side of his head really hurt. He reached up to touch it, only to feel a bandage. ‘The hell?’

Kanetsugu walked in at that moment, carrying a tray of food. He wore a loose fitting Kimono with bagging pants underneath. When Kanetsugu set the food down on the low table, the top of the kimono he wore opened a bit, so Kejji could see his collar bone and a bit of his smooth chest. He felt him self grow harder at the sight.

Kanetsugu set up a bowl of rice and some tea for Kejji and one for himself. When Kejji just stared at him, Kanetsugu sighed. “Eat, Kejji.”

Kejji’s brain was broken. Why was Kanetsugu doing this? ‘I woke up in his bed…I remember going into his room while he was asleep…Oh my god….did I sleep with him?! Holy crap! If I did, why can’t I remember!? That’s not fair!!!’

“Are you okay, Kejji?” Kanetsugu asked, breaking him from thought. “I didn’t hit you too hard did I?”

“Hun?”

Kanetsugu sighed again and set his cup down. “I hit you in the head with my cards when you woke me up. I didn’t mean too…” He said apologetically. “You frightened me… It was impulse.”

“Ohhhhh…” Kejji fumbled. ‘Damnit. We didn’t do it.’

“What did you think happened, Kejji?”

“UH! AH, NOTHIN!”

“Uh, ah, nothin? I don’t think that nothin is a word. I believe your looking for the word, nothing.” Kanetsugu laughed and Kejji found himself almost drooling over him.

Kejji mumbled something and it caught Kanetsugu’s attention.

“What, Kejji?”

“I said….I. You know….”

“No….no I don’t know.”

“I love ya… I guess….”

Kanetsugu blinked and brought his tea up to his lips. “I think you mean, you. Not ya.”

What was this? A grammar lesson? Kejji was growing tired of this dance.

“Do I stand a chance or not with you, Kanetsugu!? If I don’t, I’m not going to waste my time!”

Kanetsugu took a sip of his tea calmly. Leave it to Kejji to put it out there so bluntly. Although he had thought about it. The loving touch of Kejji’s hands helped as well.

“Maybe.” He shrugged, trying to avoid eye contact.

“Really?!” Kejji leaned forward so that he was over the entire table. “You have feelings for me too?!”

Kanetsugu blushed and looked down at his tea. “Some, yes.”

Kanetsugu had just enough time to put his cup down before he was tackled again. Miraculously, Kejji didn’t spill a thing around them when he tackle hugged Kanetsugu. He made sure to grasp Kanetsugu’s waist and rest lower on the man than the first time this occurred. He didn’t want Kanetsugu to feel his ‘friend’ again, and flip out, like last time. Kejji couldn’t keep himself from marveling about how this was his second time resting between Kanetsugu’s parted legs and nothing had physically happened yet.

Kanetsugu laughed and nudged Kejji’s shoulders. “Alright, you beast. Get off.”

“I don’t wanna! You feel nice!”

“I think you mean you don’t want to.”

“That’s it!” Kejji began to unmercifully tickle Kanetsugu’s sides.

“ACK! NO!” Kanetsugu shouted between giggles. “Stop it!”

The tussle on the floor lasted a while and anyone outside the door would have sworn something extremely dirty was going on.

“Say you won’t correct my speaking again!”

“You mean grammar, not speaking,-AH! Sorry!!! I’ll stop!”

Kejji stopped tickling Kanetsugu and rested his head against the smaller man’s heaving chest. His Kimono top had come open in the tussle, so Kejji’s face rested against warm skin. He started to drift off a bit but was jarred out of his half-wakefulness when he felt Kanetsugu touch his hair.

“We are very different, Kejji. I’m not sure if this will work between us.”

Kejji stayed put and didn’t look up at him. He was as content as a kitten just laying there with him. Why did Kanetsugu have to ruin the moment, by thinking?!

“You think too much.” Kejji concluded. “You’re always lost in thoughts of the future. Focus on stuff that is happen’in now. Not what might happen.”

Kanetsugu thought about correcting his grammar again but decided against it. “That’s very philosophical Kejji… How very unlike you.”

“Philo-what-cal?”

Kanetsugu giggled. “Never mind. You’re also very ferocious on the battle field. A beast among men when it comes to a fight. That’s why I….. I can’t understand, how you can be so gentle with me.”

This time, Kejji did look up at him. Kanetsugu’s face held no expression but his eyes told Kejji differently. There was something in those gold pools that told him things that Kanetsugu could never express with words.

‘I love you, but I’m afraid..’

Kejji softly kissed the skin near his face and Kanetsugu shuttered slightly. “If anything, you should be happy. I mean…I can protect you from anything, and stuff. I know you’re not made of glass or anything, so I don’t have to be afraid that you’ll break on me. Damn, I’m not so good with words…” He tried to keep eye contact, but Kanetsugu tried to look away because his eyes couldn’t lie.

“The whole reason why I had joined Mitsunari’s army in the first place was cuz of you.” Kejji admitted. “You asked me to join you and that’s why I did. If it were anyone else, I woulda said no.” He finally moved up Kanetsugu’s body so he hovered above him. He knew Kanetsugu could feel him again when the smaller man’s eyes widened slightly. Before he could do anything, however, Kejji touched the side of his face gently. “Don’t worry. I won’t do anything until you want me to. It’s not unnatural. There anit nothing about you, that don’t do something for me. Hell, just your smile gets to me.”

Kanetsugu blushed and shut his eyes. He couldn’t bear Kejji’s intense gaze.

“Look at me, Kanetsugu….”

He dared to open his eyes to look at the man who held so much longing for him. Kejji’s face began to move closer, almost hesitant. Kanetsugu let out a sharp intake of breath. He knew what was coming and let it. Kejji’s lips brushed against his and Kanetsugu felt his entire body shutter. He was surprised at how such a large man, could be so gentle.

“Sorry……Am I interrupting something important?”

Kanetsugu’s eyes shot to the doorway and to his horror, saw Mitsunari and Sakon staring down at them.

3….2…1…

“YIPE!”

‘THWAK!’

“OW!”

“OH MY GOD! SORRY! STOP LAUGHING SAKON!”

“Sorry. It’s funny.”

‘THWAK!’

“OUCH! Now I know I didn’t deserve that!”

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Later Kanetsugu and Mitsunari were sitting and having some tea outside. A very uneasy silence drifted over them.

“Uh…. Kanetsugu?”

“Yes…Mitsunari?”

“Are you and Kejji….”

“We are going to try, yes.”

“I see…” Another long silence. “Sorry we walked in.”

Kanetsugu blushed. “No. I-it’s okay. I only feel bad because I accidentally hit Kejji in the head again.”

“If it makes you feel any better, you got to see me hit Sakon for laughing.”

“It did make me feel a bit better. Thank you.”

They both laughed the uneasiness vanished from the air.

“So, the high and mighty Kanetsugu falls victim to love at last. How does it feel?”

Kanetsugu shrugged. “I don’t know how to explain it. I can’t help but smile when I see him.”

Mitsunari starred at him, and Kanetsugu knew that any second now, something very inappropriate was about to come out of his best friend’s mouth.

“So….. How big is he?” Mitsunari asked with a sneer.

There it is.

“MITSUNARI!!!”

“What?”

“That’s a highly inappropriate thing to ask me!”

“Your only getting all offended because you know, don’t you?”

Kanetsugu’s mouth opened and he stared at his friend in disbelief. “I cannot believe you.”

“I’m just curious. Since he’s a big guy and all, I was wondering if that was big too.”

“Oh my god.”

“Come on Kanetsugu! Share! Girl talk time!”

“Were not girls, Mitsunari.”

Mitsunari tilted his head and shot Kanetsugu a skeptic look. “You mean to tell me, when it comes time to do the nasty with him, you’re going to be the man?”

Kanetsugu blushed deep crimson. “Do the nasty?! Mitsunari! What is wrong with you!?”

“Just answer me.”

Kanetsugu scowled. “No. I suppose not… Well what about you!?” He was desperate to get the spot light off himself.

“I already know. Sakon is the man.”

Kanetsugu’s eyes widened. “You mean you’ve already-..”

“No. Almost. I keep having giggle fits and we never finish.”

“And you say I have relationship problems.”

“You’ve knocked him out every time he’s tried to do something with you.”

“….Good point. Well made.”

“Now, back to your boyfriend’s penis.”

“Mitsunari!!!”

“What?”

“I thought we were off that subject.”

“Nope. You didn’t answer me.”

Kanetsugu scowled again. He knew Mitsunari wasn’t going to let him walk away from this one. “It’s big alright. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ve felt it against my leg. He’s huge.”

“Thank you. That’s all I wanted to get out of you from the start. See how easy that was?”

“Can we just drink our tea now? Please?”

“Oh! I just thought of something.”

“Uh oh.”

“What about Yukimura? You think he knows?”

Kanetsugu blinked. “Yukimura is captain Oblivious. He probably doesn’t have a clue what is going on. He is blissfully ignorant.”

“Should we tell him?”

“You can. I’m not treading onto that territory. The whole, birds and the bee’s talk.”

Mitsunari scoffed. “I’m sure he isn’t that ignorant.”

“Maybe. But I wouldn’t doubt it.”

“We should find a nice man for Yukimura to…play with.”

Kanetsugu raised an eyebrow. “How do you know Yukimura is gay?”

“Look at him, Kanetsugu. Listen to what he says. ‘Burn on my spear.’ Stuff like that.”

“Another good point. You’re on a role today.”

“So let’s find him a man. Who should it be?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well let’s put our heads together and think.”

And think they did. Slowly hatching a scheme for the poor ignorant, Yukimura.

End of chapter 4.

Yay! Kanetsugu and Kejji are together at last!

Kanetsugu- Who should Yukimura be with?

…..I actually have no clue. But that is why I have reviewers!

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