Sailor Bitches

Sailor Bitches

Episode 4: Maria’s New Attack

*Maria was preparing her first day of school*

Maria: I’m entering Golden Chef Quadina High after school, it’s a tradition to have a Golden Chef Match to celebrate the first day of school. *Puts the backpack on her back and goes to Sarah’s House*
Sarah: *comes out with her backpack* Ready, the first day of new school.
Maria: *The school bus came by* Here’s our ride. *They both get on the bus and it drives off*
Girl 1: Did you hear about the Mall of Quadina?
Girl 2: Yea, I heard two women were in charge of knocking it down.
Girl 1: Some people said a monster was responsible for knocking it down.
Maria: *whispers* Look like we’re on notice.
Sarah: *whispers back* It’s not our fault, it’s that monster’s fault.

*In Danny’s Mansion*

*Danny Rose was getting ready to go to Quadina High*

Midna: Why are you so happy?
Danny Rose: I’m a judge on the Golden Chef Contest.
Midna: You’re withdrawing now or I’ll take my quest to another hero.
Danny Rose: *picks up the phone* Hello, Quadina High, I cannot come today because of a doctor’s appointment.
Midna: *looks angry*
Danny Rose: Yea, yea, cancel the contest. It’s a stupid idea that is a rip off of Iron Chef on the Food Network. *Hangs the phone up*
Midna: Heroes cannot be in the limelight. Heroes are supposed to be keeping a low profile. Damn, Link is a better hero than you’ll ever be.
Danny Rose: We’ll excuse me, Queen Midna.

*At the school, Maria and Sarah arrived at school and saw the Flyer saying that Gold Chef was cancelled and the school was locked up tight*

Maria: *reads the flyer* Quadina High School’s closed due to funding problems. All students will go to the Quadina Elementary School.
Sarah: Driver, we have to go to Quadina Elementary School.

*Maria and Sarah got back on the bus and started towards Quadina Elementary School*

Maria: I should have dropped out. Now I gonna get flipped off by kids in the 2nd grade.
Sarah: It cannot be that bad.

*A few minutes later*

*Maria and Sarah are in a classroom with Kindergarteners*

Sarah: This sucks, I am not a little kid. You were right.
Maria: *looks at a little boy* Wait, did he just flip me off?
Teacher: Let’s all sing a song.
Maria: I have an idea, let’s not and say we did.
Teacher: What wrong, grumpy?
Maria: Here’s my problem. I have to be 10 times taller than these fuckers and we’re stuck in a fucking class where, Oh let us sing a fucking song about fucking shapes. I’m a high school student, dammit, and we demand to be treated as such. No more fucking songs, no more fucking naps, or fucking snacks because it’s big student time and we demand our own school, dammit.
Sarah: Yea, we were happy, until those fuckers closed our school and we had to be stuffed in these Primary Classes. I’m going to the Principal and complain because we’re not learning anything here. *leaves the room*
Maria: Wait for me. *leaves with her*

*In the Principal’s Office*

Sarah: This isn’t fair.
Principal: What’s wrong now?
Maria: We come to school to learn and we cannot learn in Kindergarten. We need to learn stuff to prepare us for the world, but we ain’t learning shit for our future.
Principal: We never taken that into account. You really gotta take that to the Town Meeting tonight.

*In the Twilight Palace Throne Room*

Thomas: I developed a Tri Emerald Locator, now we can tell who holds what Tri Emerald.
Rosetta: There you go again bragging. I’m not the one who failed to execute the traitor.
Thomas: Shut up.
Rebecca: We found a Tri Emerald Holder. *shows a picture of the Mayor of Quadina* It’s the Mayor of that retched town of bitches. Thomas, you will take Rosetta with you and take care of Mayor.
Rosetta: But I can take care of it myself, I hardly ever get any missions.
Rebecca: *sighs* Fine, Rosetta will take this mission. How can we fuck up a simple mission like retrieving the Tri Emerald that the Mayor holds?
Rosetta: *bows* Thanks, Queen Rebecca.
Rebecca: Take this card, Thomas made it to possess objects to fight the Sailor Bitches.
Rosetta: I don’t need it. *teleports without the card*
Thomas: What an ass, she refused our help.
Rebecca: She’s on my Freeze List now for her attitude.

*After School, Maria went back home, but her mom was throwing her things out of the house*

Maria: What the fuck?
Jessica: I’m tired of your ass and I’m throwing you out.
Maria: But mom, you cannot do that.
Jessica: Watch me. Katrina is better behaved that you are.
Katrina: Please, mom, please give her a chance.
Jessica: Done did and she’s out.
Maria: I’ll leave, you asshole. *gets her things and leaves*
Jessica: You’re not welcomed back.
Katrina: That’s enough, you’re her mother, you should treat her nicer and have faith in her.
Jessica: Fine, you can leave too,
Katrina: Some mother you are. *leaves with Maria*

*At Danny’s Mansion*

*Danny Rose got a phone call from Sarah about Maria being kicked out*

Midna: Danny, don’t help.
Danny Rose: Fuck you, Midna. A hero has to help people in need and Maria needs a home. Hero Vow #123, Help people who needs help and be a pillar to the community.
Midna: Fine, go by your damn Hero Vows, but Maria will only walk all over you.
Danny Rose: I trust her and I’m an ally to her, the last thing to worry about is her taking advantage of my kindness. *calls Maria* Hello, Maria, meet me outside Quadina. Oh, OK. Bye. *hangs up* She rejected my offer.
Midna: It’s for the better. People needs to work on their own at times and not be babied.
Danny Rose: Just great, getting bitched at by an Imp. I have to be 10 times her size.

*On the Streets of Quadina*

*Maria was walking on the streets with Katrina*

Katrina: Who was that?
Maria: Danny Rose, he wanted to give me a house, but I rejected his offer.
Katrina: Oh, want to work on the cash to buy your own house, that’s so grown up.
Maria: Yea, taking handouts is so bum like.
Katrina: Maria, you know a lot.

*Thomas appears*

Maria: Thomas, what are you doing here?
Thomas: I need help, I know your secret.
Maria: Fuck you, I’m not helping losers out.
Thomas: The Mayor of Quadina is in trouble. Rosetta went off in an angry huff and refused to work as a team. I want to help defeat her.
Maria: OK, I’ll do it, but Sarah won’t like it.
Thomas: OK, Rosetta plans on attacking tonight.
Maria: Oh no, at the Town Hall Meeting. I had to be there to talk about the Quadina High’s closing.
Thomas: Oh and I’m sorry about destroying the Mall of Quadina, but I was under orders to.
Maria: I forgive you.
Thomas: What about my sister? I’m worried sick about her.
Maria: Never seen her before.
Thomas: I worry about her.

*A cloud forms in town*

Maria: Trouble. *runs off to the site of the meeting and sees Rosetta terrorizing the meeting*
Rosetta: Your Tri Emerald will be mine, Mayor.
Mayor: Who the hell are you?
Thomas: Not so fast, Rosetta. Queen Rebecca has sent me to discipline you with the help from.

*A red flash occurred and Sailor Bitch Red came through the doors*

Maria: Not so fast polite scum. I am the fire that lights the world in darkness, I am the Bitch that guide the boats to harbor, and by the Fires of Mars, I’ll destroy you.
Rosetta: Like a fucking broken record. I seen retards that came up with better lines than that.
Maria: You have done crossed the line, bitch. *powers up a fireball and charges towards Rosetta, but trips over a cable making the fireball into a Flame Sword*
Rosetta: So you got a sword, huh? I can still kill you
Thomas: Stall them.

*Sarah and Danny Rose enters in*

Sarah: I don’t think so.
Danny Rose: *as Masked Elemental, knocks out Thomas*
Maria: He was helping me.
Rosetta: Thanks for helping me. Mad Adder, come forth and bite the Bitch.

*A snake, like the Cobra Staffs of old, charges towards Maria, but Danny Rose jumps in and gets bitten by the Adder*

Danny Rose: I did what I had to...to do to protect Sailor Bitch Red. *collapses*
Rosetta: Fool, the Mad Adder Venom kills it’s prey with a powerful poison that no antidote can cure. Now go after that Red Bitch again.

*The Mad Adder strikes again, but this time Sarah jumped in the way and the Mad Adder vanished*

Sarah: We got rid of the...the Mad Adder. The asshole can only bite twice in a row. *collapses*
Maria: That’s enough. *transforms into Dark Fire Maria and charges towards Rosetta*
Rosetta: *prepares to block, but a mysterious weak blast from Thomas distracts her and Maria slashed at Rosetta when she focused her attention to Thomas and in her final breath* Damn...you...all...to...fucking...hell. *falls dead*
Thomas: I gotta report her death to the Queen and to report mission complete. One last thing, to remove the venom of the Mad Adder bites is to take them to the Elven Kingdom of Mordia in the gap between the dimensions.
Midna: I’ll take them to the Elven Kingdom of Mordia.
Thomas: OK. *vanishes*
Mayor: *goes up to Maria and said* You are my savior, please take this jewel with you as a reward. *the Mayor gives her the Purple Tri Emerald* Please have you any business.
Maria: Well, the High School Students needs to go somewhere where you can learn without having to be with children.
Mayor: Oh, the school closing down.
???: I’ll take them in. My college has more than enough empty classrooms for the Quadina High School Students.
Mayor: Thanks, Mike, you are always a pillar of the community.
Mike: Thanks.

*In the Twilight Palace Throne Room*

Thomas: Queen Rebecca, the traitor has been eliminated, we may of not got the Tri Emerald, but if they want the ones that we’ll get, they would have to bring the ones they acquired.
Rebecca: I hope you’re right. We need some new recruits to help us.

*In the Gap between the Dimensions*

*The people of Solyte Gate was preparing a wagon of supplies for Midna, Sarah, and Danny Rose’s journey to Mordia*

Citizen 1: More Mad Adder victims, I wish Mad Adders just leave people alone for a change.
Danny Rose: *weak* We would of had a world of problems if Maria was here.
Sarah: *weak* Is it safe to be here and Maria be alone?
Danny Rose: *weak* I gotta college student taking care of her. There seems to be 7 known meteors now and who knows how many undiscovered meteors there are.
Midna: You had to get involved, huh? I told you not to get involved with Maria, let her do stuff on her own.
Danny Rose: *weak* I feared for her safety.
Midna: I quit, you can find your own way back and travel by yourselves. *Midna disappears*
Danny Rose: *weak* Fine, good-bye. We can find our own way to Mordia. I hate that asshole, always keeping me down making me a recluse in my own mansion.
Sarah: *weak* Oh, then good riddance to bad rubbish.
Civilian 2: You’re ready to go, have a happy trip to Mordia.
Danny Rose: *weak* OK, let’s go. *The Wagon started off*

(Will Maria find a place to stay? Will Sarah and Danny Rose make it to Mordia before the poison kills them? Is this the end of Rosetta? Find out all this and more on Sailor Bitches Episode 5: Heart of Steel.)