Zelda: The Misadventures of Link

The Legend of Zelda:
The Misadventures of Link

by Moranos of Valinor

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Warning and Disclaimer:

This is a work of Fan Fiction, and most (or all) of the characters and situations therein are owned entirely or in part by Nintendo. Don’t steal from Nintendo! You’ve been warned!

This work contains GRAPHIC descriptions of SEXUAL ACTIVITY and depravity.

If you find this chapter offensive, I don’t care. Piss off. You’ve been warned. If you’ve asked for this, then, well.. you asked for it.

This chapter contains depictions of sexual acts between an adult male (link) and various “Kokiri” which are visually similar to human children. However, since they do not “grow up” they maintain their child-like appearance (for the purpose of this fanfiction, let’s say that appearance lasts well into their late thirties... hmm.... flamebait, anyone?). All characters of any species depicted in sexual acts in this story are over the age of 20. There. There you have it. BLARG. Not that I like having to justify my freedom of speach but... there you have it.


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A Brief Introduction

If you are actually reading this, thank you. This chapter has been a long time in coming. Actually, I wrote it a number of months (possibly more than a year) ago, and have been slowly editing it since November. I’m very grateful for all of the positive feedback from the other chapters, and I felt that I owe it to my readers to continue (and complete) the entire story as I originally laid it out when I began.

I’m making an effort, since some of you have complained, to cut back on the gratuitous and direct satirical quoting of other Sci-Fi/Fantasy sources. While I find it quite amusing to rewrite scenes that we all know and love, to do so distracts me from the point at hand, which is the creation of great smut. There. I said I’d cut back. Blarg. We’ll see if that works.


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Part IV
Kokiri Kapers

Again, Link rode through the night. The going was slow, and a thick fog blanketed the ground with its eerie mist. Earlier in night he'd liberated Malon from the dominance of Ingo, and the scent of her love was still on his hands. He'd left after making sure the farm girl would be safe, telling her he'd be back by morning.

Two days ago, he had spoken with Saria, far away in the Chamber of Sages. She was feeling lonely and trapped. Stone chambers were no place for a forest girl, she'd said. Link agreed. Saria chose to return home to the forest and visit her old friends for a while. Feeling that something was amiss, Link had played Saria's song on the ocarina. The girl didn't answer. She always answered...

Link brought Epona out of a full gallop as they neared the entrance to the Kokiri realm. Dismounting, he left the proud horse to graze as he stepped inside his old realm.

Walking over the old bridge, the forest presented itself as a nearly tangible presence. Thick, stuffy, foggy. He knew that things were awry when he arrived in his adult form for the first time. Stepping into the village, he could tell that matters were worse.

The shop was boarded up, and every door and window was shuttered against the night. Deku scrubs roamed to and fro, and weeds grew rampant. Still, some windows leaked rays of light, and smoke rose from the occasional chimney. He came upon his old house.

The ladder was down, lying at the base of the tree. Grumbling, Link pulled the hookshot from his belt and pulled himself up to his front door, muttering. "This place really has gone downhill..."

After lighting the lamp on his old rickety table, Link looked around. The place had been ransacked before, but there were signs that someone had been there. Shards of old pots had been removed, the bed had been made, and the whole room showed signs of cleaning. Sitting on his bed, Link found the note.

Dear Link,
I found your house in such a terrible state I just had to tidy up a bit for you. I hope you won't mind.

I haven't seen Mido around yet, but the others seem to be afraid of me. They remember me, but they think that I'm a ghost or something since I left and I'm still alive. I'm going to try to convince them that everything's ok...

If you get this, look for me. I shouldn't be too hard to find.

Love,
Saria

"Hmmph," grunted Link. He quicly left his house, jumping lightly to the ground below. He knew she wouldn't be at her house, or she would have answered him. He headed instead for Mido's house.

Sitting on the doorstep was a blonde kokiri girl, vainly examining her nails. Cara was her name, or so Link thought. "Hello there!" he greeted her. "I'm looking for Mido. Does he still live here?"

Cara stood up, startled, grabbing for a knife which hung from her belt. "What? Who goes there? Who want's to know?" she demanded, nearly dropping the weapon in excitement.

"It's me, Link" he said, squatting down to see eye-to-eye with the small but cute girl. He couldn't help but notice Cara's low cut tunic, which didn't do much to hide her small kokiri breasts (Kokiri women develop breasts at a slightly younger age than hylians). "Listen, I'm looking for Mido 'cause I think he might know where to find Saria. It's really important that I find him. Do you know where he is?"

"No.. I don't. And I don't believe you, either. You're not Link. Link went away... " she examined him closely, "besides, Link wasn't as hot as you are," she said, blushing cutely and batting her eyelashes.

"Ok, look Cara, this is really important. What do I have to do to get you to take me to Mido or Saria?" Link asked. He scowled for a moment. This girl looked familiar...

"Well... you can start by coming inside," said the girl, turning to open the door.

Link sighed, following the girl inside. As soon as the door was closed, she sat down on the nearest chair, spread her legs, and lifted up her tunic.

"I want you to eat my pussy!" she demanded, grinning evilly.

Link shrugged, and got down on his knees to reach the little lady's snatch. He sniffed the girl’s excretions. She smelled familiar, too...

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The morning after Link's first encounter with Saria, he'd run into Cara behind the kokiri shop. The girl was crying after getting in a big fight with her best friend. Link comforted her, but he'd been changed forever by his experience with Saria. Kokiri mating pendants didn't work on young hylians... one thing led to another, and the emotionally unstable girl wound up being eaten and fucked by the young Link. He never forgot the smell, or the taste. Cara never forgot either. Link’s technique and endowment were different, being hylian.

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Later...

A high pitched shriek of pleasure tore through the night air as Link's experienced tongue tore an orgasm from Cara's pussy. As she panted, recovering from her experience, Link stood up and wiped his mouth.

"It really is you... " she panted, breathless. "But how?"

"I'm Hylian, not Kokiri," he replied. "Now, can you help me find Saria and Mido?"

Cara slowly stood up, holding her knees far apart, still sensitive. "I shouldn't go with you... but Mido was taking her to some secret place in the Lost Woods."

"Is she ok?"

"She was bound and gagged."

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Link followed the faint tracks through the forest. He knew Mido wasn't going in the right direction if he was looking for the kokiri mating temple. Link had no idea where Mido was headed, but his quarry steered a careful and deterimed course through the woods.

Well after midnight Link followed Mido's tracks to a small shack hidden between two large trees. Faint sounds from within drifted out to his ears. Disgustedly, Link drew his sword. "That's twice in one night that people have tried to hurt the women that I care about... " he muttered.

The door shattered and flew off its hinges when Link kicked it in. For the second time that evening, he was greeted by a scene of perversion. Saria lay on her back, blindfolded, tied to a bench with her legs spread wide and her wrists tied beneath the bench. Mido stood over her, one hand around her neck and the other shoved entirely inside her bleeding cunt.

Link wasted no time. He stepped forward, towering over the helpless Mido. "Little runt..."

Mido turned his head, just in time to scream as the master sword came crashing down on his head, which exploded in a shower of gore and blood. The blow nearly cleaved the mischevious kokiri in two, and it took Link a moment to free his sword from the fresh corpse.

"Link!" Saria sobbed, tears streaming down her face.

"Are you alright?" Link asked, quickly cutting her bonds. "I tried to talk to you through the ocarina but you didn't answer me.

"I know," she said, sitting up slowly and rubbing her wrists. "I was gagged until just a few minutes ago. I never had the ability to call out to you so I'd hoped that you'd find me."

Link took her into his arms. He felt so strange, holding her with his large and fully grown arms, while she was still as small and apparently young as the day they'd met. "Of course I found you," he said, staring into her eyes. "I never stopped caring about you."

"I'm glad," she smiled, putting her arms around his neck. She leaned forward to kiss him, and he pulled away slightly. "What's wrong?"

"I just..." Link trailed off. This didn't feel right, getting romantic with a young girl, even if she wasn't really as young as she looked. "Saria, how old are you, anyway?" he asked, slightly changing the direction of their conversation.

"Me? I thought you knew... I'm 25," she said. "I'm actually eight years older than you. Funny, huh? And that Cara girl, she’s about 30."

Link smiled, "That's right.. I forget sometimes. It's strange that I've grown up and you haven't." He breathed a small sigh of relief upon hearing that Cara was even older than Saria.

She nuzzled up against him, stroking his face with her tiny hands. "I wish I could grow up," she whispered, wistfully gazing into Link's eyes. She ran one hand along his thigh and up to his cock, which began to throb with anticipation.

"Are you sure you want to do this right now?" Link asked. "I mean... you were just raped."

"It'll make me feel better," she replied, moving to kneel in front of him, pulling his trousers down.

Link spread his knees to allow the girl easy access to his manhood. He gently caressed her cheek and ran his hand through her silky green hair as she placed the head of his cock in her mouth. She began very gently, tenderly, to suck his cock.

Link moaned in ecstasy as Saria brought his not-quite-hard cock to full arousal. "It's making me feel pretty good too.." he whispered. Saria giggled softly as she began to work harder, taking him deeper and deeper into her mouth. Link resisted the urge to thrust himself down her throat, forcing his hips not to move. His vision went blurry every time she plunged his cock deeper into his throat... but suddenly she pulled away, looking confused.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"Huh?"

"You're not... thrusting like you did before," she said. "Doesn't it feel good?"

Link's eyebrows nearly shot through the ceiling. "It feels great," he said, placing one hand behind her head and neck. "I just.. I didn't want to be too rough, since you're..."

Saria giggled. "I liked it when you were rough. It felt good... I liked it when you were out of control. It made me feel special, warm... and it made me dripping wet, too."

Link's self control vanished. He pulled her towards him, as she willingly opened her mouth to accept his cock. He stood up, holding her head in his hands. He began to thrust, as deep as he wanted, as fast as he wanted.

Saria gagged every time his cock plunged into her throat, moaning and gurgling slightly. She began to finger her cunt and clit with one hand, massaging her small breasts with the other. She felt full... full of her lover... she wanted nothing more than to have him deep within her and to submit to his every desire.

The sounds made by Saria's throat only served to further heighten Link's arousal. He was in control. He had the power, fucking this tiny girl in the mouth. But it wasn't enough, and soon he pulled out, suddenly, leaving Saria gasping for air, still clutching her boobs with one hand, the other hand buried in her crotch.

Link spun her around, and forced her onto her hands and knees, where she arched her back and pointed her dripping pussy at him. He quickly plunged his cock into her waiting cunt, and grabbed her hips in his hands.

"Fuck!" she screamed, as his cock tore into her tiny, tight cunt. "You're so... huge.."

Link couldn't see anything anymore, but was only aware of the wet tightness surrounding his manhood. He'd never imagined anything so tight, wet, slick, surrounding his dick.

"Fuck me... fuck me hard... " Saria moaned as her lover began to move within her. Soon, the sound of his hips and groin smacking against her butt filled the room. She gasped loudly with each thrust, hardly aware of the trickle of blood that Link's large hylian cock was tearing from her cunt.

"I'm so full," she moaned, though Link was hardly aware of it as he hammered away on her cunt. "I love you..."

Moments later, Link's thrusting sped as he neared orgasm. "Saria... I .... love... you"

Saria let out a high pitched wail as her body responded to Link's, and a tremendous orgasm tore through her body as Link's cock shot a massive load of sticky cum deep into her cunt. As she began to collapse onto the floor, Link held her, not pulling out. Their mingling fluids leaked out around his cock as they lay down, Link's arms wrapped around her body. His hips twitched every few seconds, causing his slowly softening cock to nudge Saria's insides, forcing a small gasp of pleasure from her lips. They fell asleep, the small Kokiri girl cradled in the Hylian hero's arms.

Dawn showed itself outside. Saria's eyes fluttered open. Link's powerful arms still held her, though he was asleep. She felt warm, safe, and... still rather full. His cock was still partly erect, and the tip was still inside her. She tenderly moved out from within Link's cradling grasp, causing him to stir. As he rolled over onto his back, she began to lick his crotch, cleaning up the spilled cum with her tongue. By the time she was finished, his cock was throbbing hard again. She gave it one final lick, causing it to wag back and forth slightly. She giggled.

"The sun is coming out... it's morning already.." she said.

"Morning..." he mumbled blissfully. "I have to get back.." Stumbling to his feet, he scooped Saria's tunic and boots up off the floor.

"Back where?" she asked. Link looked nervous, not quite willing to give her all the details of what happened at the ranch just the other night.

"Malon needs me to help her find her father today, so I have to leave again. We, uh, got rid of Ingo, so Talon can come back and run Lon Lon... but I'll come back and see you soon, I promise!"

"Um... ok. I guess..." she replied. She tried so hard not to be jealous. She knew Link was the hero of time and that Zelda was his destiny. But Malon was just a farm girl... a Hylian...

She bit back tears.

The fire of jealousy sprang to life in Saria’s heart, and she felt her heart racing, sinking...

Malon was an adult Hylian female... and Saria felt like an insignificant imp.

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Saria stood facing Link on the bridge leading to the outside world. This time, it was she who turned away, to walk back into the forest. And this time, Link grabbed her arm, pulling her to him. He kissed her gently, on the forehead. When he released her, she sighed happily. "I know you'll come back."

"I will," he said.

She turned away, stepping back into the timeless fog of the kokiri village. She forced herself to keep walking, not to look back, but the jealousy and rejection was more than she could bear. She loved him, but she was just this tiny little... child creature.

When she finally sat down on her bed, grief overcame her and she wept for hours.


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Link waited for a moment, watching Saria go. But as he turned to leave, he stepped on a bad plank on the bridge. Struggling to keep his balance, he fell partway through the opening in the bridge. As he struggled to regain his footing, a dark sack fell over his head, and his arms were suddenly pulled behind his back and lashed in place. Many youthful voices were around him, all of them female.

"Quick! Lift him up!" came a familiar voice. "You lot, get his feet. We'll get this end, and you over there, carry the middle!" In seconds, Link was bound, blindfolded, and being hauled through the forest to... somewhere.

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Somewhere during his blind journey, something hard and blunt knocked him unconscious. When he awoke, he was underground, bound but not blindfolded, and tied spread eagle to a stone table. The room, which was more of a cave, was lit by many torches, and he was surrounded by 6 shadowy figures.

"So good to see you again, Link!" came the familiar voice again.

"Cara?!" Link exclaimed. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Us? We're having a bit of fun. We know what you and Saria did, and we're jealous. We just want a piece of the action too. I hope you're ready to fuck!" She scampered on top of him and began sucking his dick.

"Shit," he said... "what next?" He craned his neck

"This!" came another giggly voice as another blonde girl climbed up on the table to straddle his face, shoving her pussy against his mouth. "I hope you like it!" she said, starting to grind her tiny pussy against his lips.

"This is going to be a long day," he muttered, the girl's labia muffling his words.

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Hours later...

Sometime early in the evening, Link mounted Epona once again after having finally escaped the clutches of the Kokiri girls. He set out for the ranch, trying to decide what to tell Malon.

“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt me,” he thought... in fact, he could hardly remember anything after the first ejaculation. Three of the girls had been huddled around his dick, licking and stroking, when he lost control and shot his load over their faces.

Epona whinnied, sounding annoyed.

“Okay, so I could have gotten out of there sooner.”

The horse neighed again, shaking her head.

“I suppose I was just enjoying myself, that’s all...”

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An hour later, Link wiped sweat from his forehead, and a strange aroma caught his attention. Epona slowed as he let the reins fall. He sniffed at his left hand.

“Pussy..” he muttered. “Don’t think Malon will like that,” he said to himself, attempting to wipe his hand clean on Epona.

Sniffing again, he noticed the aroma hadn’t lessened in the slightest. Checking his other hand, he realized that both his hands, and his face, smelled like tiny, tight Kokiri twat.

Trying to decide what to do, he dismounted. For the first time, he noticed a number of stains on his tunic... at least three were from his own cum, and the others were goddesses only knew what. Looking around to check on his privacy, he stuck one hand in his crotch, and then sniffed his fingers.

“Fuck... definitely can’t see Malon like this,” he muttered. Mounting Epona, he turned her south. “Ok Epona, we’re going to the lake... I need a bath.”

The horse whinnied and shook her head violently.

"Okay, I need to think about Saria, too..." he said, and his heart sank as he remembered how valiantly the girl had tried to appear happy as she'd walked back into the forest....


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The end.

In the next episode: Link and Malon travel to Kakariko to search for Talon, and meet the Chucko lady.