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+A through F › Dead or Alive
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
75
Views:
206,631
Reviews:
298
Recommended:
3
Currently Reading:
5
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Ninja Roses: Nurse and Ninja
Nurse and Ninja
“Ryu? Ryu, wake up.” Tina’s voice echoed from the hazy darkness.
Ryu Hayabusa was awake in moments, clearing his mind and surveying his surroundings in the blink of an eye. Morning sunlight filtered in through the drawn shades of the bedroom in Tina’s tour bus. Tina was standing over Ryu, looking down on him with a warm smile.
“There you are, sleepy head.” She said with a giggle. “I wanted to check in on you before I head out. I see you survived the whole night with Benikage.”
“It was…a challenge.” Ryu nodded as he sat up stiffly.
“Where is she?” Tina asked as she gestured to the spot next to Ryu.
“Yasha left several hours ago.” Ryu got to his feet and began stretching. “She will be gone for a few days to report her…failure to remain in the tournament.”
“I’m sure the great Yasha Benikage, master kunoichi that she is, will be fine.” Tina assuaged Ryu’s unspoken concern. “Now it’s up to you to uncover whatever nasty deeds might or might not be going on here.”
“Indeed.” Ryu agreed, then turned to Tina with a questioning look. “You said you were heading out?”
“I was summoned to a meeting with the Rumble Roses XXX management.” Tina sighed. “Your match with Benikage didn’t go over real well with them.”
“The crowd was entertained for several hours.” Ryu asked, confused. “The match was nearly twice the standard length.”
“Oh, the crowd ate it up, yeah.” Tina nodded. “But the fact that you two ninjas spent the first few minutes fighting and not making hot ninja love…well, it ticked off some of the big-shots around here. They think you disrespected the tournament.”
“I did not mean to ruin this for you, Tina.” Ryu apologized. “I had no idea that…”
“No, no, don’t worry, Ryu.” Tina waved away his apology. “You’re starting to draw record breaking crowds, and they wouldn’t dare send us packing. No, I’m guessing they just want to chew me out for show. I’m your manager, after all. But I can take it. Heck, I doubt they can scream at me half as loud as Dad does.”
“I’ll come with you.” Ryu wrapped a dark blue robe around himself.
“No, this is my responsibility.” Tina shook her head. “You just train and keep rested. I’ll tell you all about it when I get back. Oh, you need to report to the medical station for your physical at noon.”
“I feel fine.” Ryu frowned.
“Tournament rules, Ryu.” Tina smiled at Ryu’s anxious expression. “They’ll just check you over and run a few tests. Hey, I gotta go!”
Tina stepped forward and gave Ryu a lingering kiss full on the lips.
“You know how longs it’s been since we did it?” Tina asked whimsically, her eyes sparkling.
“I am not sure.” Ryu answered awkwardly.
“Too long.” Tina sighed and forced herself out the bus. “Don’t forget: medical station at noon! See you in a few hours!”
* * *
Ryu finally arrived at the medical station, deep under the Rumble Roses arena complex. Cold concrete walls lined the hallway leading to the station, and Ryu walked straight past the sliding doors and into a brightly lit, sterile examination room.
“Well now, I was wondering when you would arrive.” A smooth female voice spoke from across the room.
Ryu turned and saw a woman dressed in a white sleeveless nurse uniform standing a few feet away. She was just an inch shorter than Ryu. She had a rich brown complexion, and was strikingly beautiful, with short dark hair that was swept to the left side above her keen eyes. Ryu noticed that the nurse’s uniform ended with a short skirt, and that the nurse’s legs were wrapped in white fishnet stockings that were in stark contrast to her dark skin.
“Lisa?” Ryu asked with a jolt.
“Excuse me?” The nurse raised an eyebrow.
The nurse’s voluptuous figure had been enough to temporarily distract Ryu, but in another moment he realized that he was mistaken.
“My apologies miss.” Ryu rubbed the back of his head. “You bear a strong resemblance to someone I know.”
“No offence taken, Mr. Hayabusa.” The nurse gave him a brilliant smile. Ryu could discern a subtle accent.
“Pardon my curiosity.” Ryu bowed. “But your voice…”
“I’m from Australia, the land down undah.” The nurse motioned for Ryu to sit on an examination table. “I hope my accent doesn’t get on your nerves.”
“On the contrary.” Ryu sat down on the cushioned table and adjusted his robe. “It is quite pleasant.”
“Well, I can’t promise that these tests won’t annoy you.” The nurse apologized as she reached for a pair of gloves and a flashlight. “But you’re in good hands, Mr. Hayabusa.”
“You have me at a disadvantage, miss.” Ryu politely hinted.
“Anesthesia.” The nurse said as she took Ryu’s head in her hands, shining the flashlight in Ryu’s right eye, testing his pupil response.
“I am in no pain.” Ryu raised an eyebrow in question.
“No, no.” The nurse shook her head, laughing lightly. “My name is Anesthesia.”
“An appropriate name for one who relieves others of pain.” Ryu said.
Anesthesia grinned slightly and checked Ryu’s other eye. Apparently satisfied, she set down the small flashlight and jotted down something on a clipboard next to the bed. She then turned back to Ryu.
“Remove your robe, please.” She said evenly.
“I…of course.” Ryu swallowed his pride and stood. He slipped the silk fabric from his back and folded it neatly back on the examination bed. Ryu stood straight, looking directly ahead, hoping the examination would be short.
“Right, then.” Anesthesia walked around Ryu, her eyes carefully scanning every inch of his muscular frame. “Considering the severity of your recent match, I’m shocked you aren’t suffering more bruising. Any muscle pain?”
“None.” Ryu shook his head and fought off a shiver. The room seemed very cold, and the stainless steel floor was draining the heat out from Ryu’s feet.
“Your physique is remarkable, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia ran her gloved hand down Ryu’s back, and stopped over his buttocks. She squeezed down and Ryu had to stop himself from flinching. “You aren’t flexing any of your muscles right now, are you?”
“No.” Ryu shook his head.
“Simply remarkable.” Anesthesia moved her hand down the length of Ryu’s leg, kneeling to feel the contour of his powerful thigh. She stood back up and walked around in front of the ninja, scribbling another note on her clipboard. “You certainly take care of yourself.”
“I train as hard as I can.” Ryu said simply. It was a fact, and not merely a boast.
“It’s like looking at a textbook illustration! Perfect musculature!” Anesthesia reached out and traced Ryu’s pectorals, then trailed her fingers over his sculpted abs. She knelt down in front of him and Ryu shifted his weight anxiously. “I’m going to examine your genitals, Mr. Hayabusa. Please, be patient and this won’t take long.”
Ryu nodded curtly. Anesthesia’s gloved fingers took hold of his flaccid member. She leaned in, inspecting his manhood carefully. Her face was so close; Ryu could feel the nurse’s warm breath on his loins. She reached into a pocket and produced a measuring tape. She held Ryu’s lax member out and took measured him, then jotted something down on her clipboard again. Then she cupped his testicles with one hand and reached around to place a hand on Ryu’s back.
“Turn your head and cough, please.” Anesthesia instructed gently. Ryu complied.
“I need to take a few more measurements, Mr. Hayabusa.” She looked up at him apologetically. “They require an erection.”
Ryu shifted uncomfortably; Anesthesia was still holding his testicles in her hand.
“I’d offer you a gentlemen’s magazine, but our entire stock was swiped last week by some wanker. Pardon the phrase.” Anesthesia shrugged. “I’m sorry about all this. But some manual stimulation ought to do it.”
Ryu’s eyes widened as Anesthesia began caressing his manhood. The young ninja was incredibly uncomfortable, standing naked in the cold examination room. His member did not stir.
“I suppose I’m not very good at this.” Anesthesia sighed, her shoulders slumped in disappointment.
“No, you’re fine.” Ryu spoke flatly, unsure how to respond. “I am somewhat uncomfortable here.”
“Oh, of course!” Anesthesia pressed her free hand’s palm against her forehead. “I have you standing stark naked in a freezing examination room, and I expect an instant erection? I’m so sorry, Mr. Hayabusa.”
“Not at all.” Ryu swallowed.
“You may…uh…” Anesthesia cleared her throat. “You may look at my…my, uh…if…if that might help.”
“Look at your…?” Ryu frowned and looked down to see Anesthesia loosening her uniform’s top, revealing an impressive amount of cleavage beneath her white scrubs. Ryu’s eyes were glued to the nurse’s rich skin as she continued massaging his manhood.
“Ah…there we are.” Anesthesia smiled as Ryu’s shaft began to grow stiff in her hand. “That wasn’t so bad. Let’s see here.” She removed her hand and took a measurement of Ryu’s erect member both for length and circumference. Despite his unease, part of Ryu took satisfaction as he saw the nurse’s eyes widen with awe as she recorded his size. She squeezed down on his cock. “Ideal firmness.”
“I…thank you.” Ryu coughed again.
Anesthesia finally stood and gestured for Ryu to sit. “Go ahead and lay down, Mr. Hayabusa. Next, we need a specimen.”
“Specimen?” Ryu asked as he laid back, completely aware that his cock was still standing straight at attention.
“We need to test for drugs that might affect your sexual performance in the tournament.” She explained. “A urine sample would cover most suspected agents, but a few new concoctions are slipping through the tests. We need a sperm sample to catch them.”
“I…” Ryu shook his head, baffled. “I was told that no DNA would be taken from me.”
“We destroy the samples as soon as they pass the tests.” Anesthesia patted him on the shoulder comfortingly.
“Very well.” Ryu sighed heavily and began to sit up. “Where do I go… to…?”
“I’m really sorry, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia placed a hand on his chest, pushing him back down gently. “But I am required to obtain the sample myself. There must be no opportunity for the sample to be manipulated before testing. Regulations, again.”
As Ryu attempted to formulate an argument, Anesthesia’s gloved right hand grasped his solid rod and began pumping.
“I…ugh…” Ryu grunted.
“I know this is awkward, Mr. Hayabusa.” The beautiful nurse spoke consolingly. “But if you try to enjoy yourself, this will be over much sooner. Oh, I forgot!”
Anesthesia reached past Ryu’s head with her free hand and grabbed a bottle of lubricant. She poured the warm liquid over Ryu’s groin, and the friction between the nurse’s hand and Ryu’s cock became far more pleasurable.
“This has to be terrible for you, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia shook her head sadly. “Here, perhaps if I…”
The Australian nurse swung a leg up onto the examination bed and climbed up, setting a knee on either side of Ryu’s hips, facing away from him. Anesthesia began jerking his shaft urgently, letting her other hand roll Ryu’s testicles around gently. Meanwhile, Ryu’s view was dominated by Anesthesia’s white-clad butt just a handbreadth from his face. As the nurse leaned forward, Ryu could see the pale pink of her undergarments beneath the hem of her skirt before averting his gaze.
“Please don’t fight it, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia’s voice was strained as she throttled the ninja’s cock vigorously. “Just let your body do what’s natural.”
“Very…aahh…very well.” Ryu breathed deeply. “When exactly?”
“Are you serious?” Anesthesia asked unbelievingly. She reached over and grabbed a vile from the table next to the bed. She moved the vile upside down over the tip of Ryu’s bulging shaft, still pumping him with her other hand. “Right then, on three. One…two…THREE!”
“Nnnnghaa!” Ryu allowed the pleasure to take him, his cock shaking in Anesthesia’s gloved hand as he shot several volleys of his seed up into the vile.
“Excellent control!” Anesthesia exclaimed as she fastened a stopper over the vile. She climbed down off the bed and turned to Ryu. “Great work, Mr. Hayabusa.”
Ryu sat up, catching his breath. His rod stood straight out, still pulsating with his steady heartbeat.
“Now, all I need is to run some performance tests.” Anesthesia gave Ryu’s erection a close look. “And it seems that you’re good for another go.”
“What sort of test?” Ryu asked wearily.
“We’re compiling a set of data covering the full range of sexual athleticism.” Anesthesia explained enthusiastically. “I need to take readings for power, average thrusts per minute, that sort of thing. I would like to take readings in several different positions, as well: missionary, rear-entry, as many as possible.”
“You and I…” Ryu blinked.
“Oh, no, no, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia laughed, shaking her head. “I’m sure it would be wonderful, but I actually have special equipment designed to take these readings. I’m not sure I could keep my mind on the science, to be honest.”
“A machine?” Ryu frowned.
“Yes, but…well, here it is.” Anesthesia activated a console next to the bed and a trapdoor opened up in the floor.
Suddenly a glimmering metallic figure rose up on a hydraulic lift. Ryu had never seen anything like it; the body of a woman composed completely of metal, shining like chrome. The robot was proportioned ideally, like a beautiful statue of the female body.
“I call it Lady X.” Anesthesia beamed proudly. “You’ll be copulating with it, but…uh…I consider Lady X a ‘her’.”
“I cannot make love to a machine.” Ryu shook his head, pointedly ignoring the fact that his erection was still as hard as ever.
“It’s best not to think of it as making love.” Anesthesia laid her hand on Ryu’s knee consolingly. “It’s just a medical examination, nothing more.”
“Is it absolutely necessary?” Ryu gritted through his teeth.
“I am afraid so, yes.” Anesthesia sighed.
“Then so be it.” Ryu got to his feet.
“Thank you so much, Mr. Hayabusa.” The nurse smiled with appreciation. “Lady X’s internal sensors will handle all the readings, so just treat her like you would any opponent. She’s equipped with an ergonomic synthetic vagina, so it should feel just fine.”
Wanting to end this bizarre examination quickly, Ryu strode toward Lady X. As he approached, the android’s eyes lit up with red light. Lady X opened her metallic arms in a slightly awkward welcoming gesture as she dropped to the ground, spreading her shimmering legs wide open. Ryu grimaced and laid down on to of her, surprised to find that Lady X’s metallic skin was fairly warm. With a quiet curse, Ryu positioned his cock at the rubber-like slit between Lady X’s legs. Ryu sighed and entered the android.
“It feels…” Ryu sucked in a deep breath. “…almost real.”
“State of the art in synthetic flesh.” Anesthesia nodded proudly. “I plan to eventually cover Lady X’s entire body with it, but for our purposes…well, you’ll see I guess.”
“Mmmm…” Ryu nodded, thrusting his hips in a steady rhythm. Lady X’s eyes simply stared at him without emotion, glowing red. The android’s sheath was quite warm, and a soothing lotion was continuously pouring around Ryu’s thrusting cock.
“Ok, Mr. Hayabusa, really go all out.” Anesthesia encouraged him. “Thrust as hard as you can. Don’t worry about damaging Lady X. I need your maximum output.”
“Very well.” Ryu grabbed hold of Lady X’s shoulders. His legs flexed and his hips surged forward. “Yyyyaaaaahhhh!!!!”
“My…GOD!” Anesthesia gasped as she looked at a readout screen. “How is that even possible?”
“Rrrraaggh!” Ryu slammed into Lady X. Suddenly the android’s arms and legs wrapped around Ryu, embracing him. “What is it doing?”
“It’s fine, Mr. Hayabusa!” Anesthesia raised her voice to be heard over the rhythmic pounding of Ryu’s hips against Lady X. “I programmed a few basic responses into her. Now, go as fast as you can!”
Ryu’s muscular butt became a blur of movement between Lady X’s legs as he ravaged the android’s artificial voluptuous body. The ninja let loose, casting aside all the self-control he required when making love to a woman. Ryu then took Lady X from behind, riding her rigid body relentlessly. The young ninja performed every sexual position he had learned over the years. He never spent more than a few seconds on any one technique, yet minutes ticked by as he coupled with the android. Anesthesia took notes, shaking her head in wonder as Ryu’s perfect body unleashed its true potential.
Lady X was incapable of pain or emotion, and Ryu took full advantage. He slammed into her metallic body from behind so hard that Lady X’s red glowing eyes shorted out for a moment as her circuits crossed. Ryu tried out new positions that he had not even considered attempting with his lovers, afraid of the danger. Lady X complied with every movement, reciprocating Ryu’s energetic thrusts naturally, yet she was simply a machine. But the basic pleasure was thrilling.
“Aaaaagh! Hhhraaagh!” Ryu let himself come once more, shooting his seed into Lady X’s receptacle. The android shook, sparks flying out between her metallic joints, her eyes beginning to strobe. If Ryu had not known better, he could have mistaken Lady X’s sudden power surge for an orgasm.
“I…uh…” Anesthesia stammered for a moment, stunned by Ryu’s performance. “I’m afraid that Lady X’s energy supply will need to be replenished soon.”
Ryu extricated himself from the android and watched with an almost longing look in his eyes as Lady X walked back to the lift she had appeared on. With a hiss of steam, the shimmering android disappeared beneath the floor once again. Ryu had no illusions as to what Lady X was, but the test had certainly been enjoyable.
“Well, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia smiled as she handed Ryu his clothes. “This examination wasn’t so bad, now was it?”
“Not at all.” Ryu returned her smile as he dressed. “Will there be any more physicals during the tournament?”
“After a few more matches, yes.” Anesthesia nodded pleasently. “We’ll run some comparisons to see how you hold up over time. I look forward to seeing you again, Mr. Hayabusa.”
“Please, call me Ryu. Goodbye, Miss Anesthesia.” Ryu bowed and walked out.
“Of course, mister…well, Ryu! G’day!” Anesthesia called after him as the doors slid closed. Suddenly the perky expression on her face turned to a satisfied sneer. She held up the vile containing Ryu’s specimen. “If my suspicions are correct, we’ll be seeing a lot more of one another." She licked her lips. "Much more.”
“Ryu? Ryu, wake up.” Tina’s voice echoed from the hazy darkness.
Ryu Hayabusa was awake in moments, clearing his mind and surveying his surroundings in the blink of an eye. Morning sunlight filtered in through the drawn shades of the bedroom in Tina’s tour bus. Tina was standing over Ryu, looking down on him with a warm smile.
“There you are, sleepy head.” She said with a giggle. “I wanted to check in on you before I head out. I see you survived the whole night with Benikage.”
“It was…a challenge.” Ryu nodded as he sat up stiffly.
“Where is she?” Tina asked as she gestured to the spot next to Ryu.
“Yasha left several hours ago.” Ryu got to his feet and began stretching. “She will be gone for a few days to report her…failure to remain in the tournament.”
“I’m sure the great Yasha Benikage, master kunoichi that she is, will be fine.” Tina assuaged Ryu’s unspoken concern. “Now it’s up to you to uncover whatever nasty deeds might or might not be going on here.”
“Indeed.” Ryu agreed, then turned to Tina with a questioning look. “You said you were heading out?”
“I was summoned to a meeting with the Rumble Roses XXX management.” Tina sighed. “Your match with Benikage didn’t go over real well with them.”
“The crowd was entertained for several hours.” Ryu asked, confused. “The match was nearly twice the standard length.”
“Oh, the crowd ate it up, yeah.” Tina nodded. “But the fact that you two ninjas spent the first few minutes fighting and not making hot ninja love…well, it ticked off some of the big-shots around here. They think you disrespected the tournament.”
“I did not mean to ruin this for you, Tina.” Ryu apologized. “I had no idea that…”
“No, no, don’t worry, Ryu.” Tina waved away his apology. “You’re starting to draw record breaking crowds, and they wouldn’t dare send us packing. No, I’m guessing they just want to chew me out for show. I’m your manager, after all. But I can take it. Heck, I doubt they can scream at me half as loud as Dad does.”
“I’ll come with you.” Ryu wrapped a dark blue robe around himself.
“No, this is my responsibility.” Tina shook her head. “You just train and keep rested. I’ll tell you all about it when I get back. Oh, you need to report to the medical station for your physical at noon.”
“I feel fine.” Ryu frowned.
“Tournament rules, Ryu.” Tina smiled at Ryu’s anxious expression. “They’ll just check you over and run a few tests. Hey, I gotta go!”
Tina stepped forward and gave Ryu a lingering kiss full on the lips.
“You know how longs it’s been since we did it?” Tina asked whimsically, her eyes sparkling.
“I am not sure.” Ryu answered awkwardly.
“Too long.” Tina sighed and forced herself out the bus. “Don’t forget: medical station at noon! See you in a few hours!”
* * *
Ryu finally arrived at the medical station, deep under the Rumble Roses arena complex. Cold concrete walls lined the hallway leading to the station, and Ryu walked straight past the sliding doors and into a brightly lit, sterile examination room.
“Well now, I was wondering when you would arrive.” A smooth female voice spoke from across the room.
Ryu turned and saw a woman dressed in a white sleeveless nurse uniform standing a few feet away. She was just an inch shorter than Ryu. She had a rich brown complexion, and was strikingly beautiful, with short dark hair that was swept to the left side above her keen eyes. Ryu noticed that the nurse’s uniform ended with a short skirt, and that the nurse’s legs were wrapped in white fishnet stockings that were in stark contrast to her dark skin.
“Lisa?” Ryu asked with a jolt.
“Excuse me?” The nurse raised an eyebrow.
The nurse’s voluptuous figure had been enough to temporarily distract Ryu, but in another moment he realized that he was mistaken.
“My apologies miss.” Ryu rubbed the back of his head. “You bear a strong resemblance to someone I know.”
“No offence taken, Mr. Hayabusa.” The nurse gave him a brilliant smile. Ryu could discern a subtle accent.
“Pardon my curiosity.” Ryu bowed. “But your voice…”
“I’m from Australia, the land down undah.” The nurse motioned for Ryu to sit on an examination table. “I hope my accent doesn’t get on your nerves.”
“On the contrary.” Ryu sat down on the cushioned table and adjusted his robe. “It is quite pleasant.”
“Well, I can’t promise that these tests won’t annoy you.” The nurse apologized as she reached for a pair of gloves and a flashlight. “But you’re in good hands, Mr. Hayabusa.”
“You have me at a disadvantage, miss.” Ryu politely hinted.
“Anesthesia.” The nurse said as she took Ryu’s head in her hands, shining the flashlight in Ryu’s right eye, testing his pupil response.
“I am in no pain.” Ryu raised an eyebrow in question.
“No, no.” The nurse shook her head, laughing lightly. “My name is Anesthesia.”
“An appropriate name for one who relieves others of pain.” Ryu said.
Anesthesia grinned slightly and checked Ryu’s other eye. Apparently satisfied, she set down the small flashlight and jotted down something on a clipboard next to the bed. She then turned back to Ryu.
“Remove your robe, please.” She said evenly.
“I…of course.” Ryu swallowed his pride and stood. He slipped the silk fabric from his back and folded it neatly back on the examination bed. Ryu stood straight, looking directly ahead, hoping the examination would be short.
“Right, then.” Anesthesia walked around Ryu, her eyes carefully scanning every inch of his muscular frame. “Considering the severity of your recent match, I’m shocked you aren’t suffering more bruising. Any muscle pain?”
“None.” Ryu shook his head and fought off a shiver. The room seemed very cold, and the stainless steel floor was draining the heat out from Ryu’s feet.
“Your physique is remarkable, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia ran her gloved hand down Ryu’s back, and stopped over his buttocks. She squeezed down and Ryu had to stop himself from flinching. “You aren’t flexing any of your muscles right now, are you?”
“No.” Ryu shook his head.
“Simply remarkable.” Anesthesia moved her hand down the length of Ryu’s leg, kneeling to feel the contour of his powerful thigh. She stood back up and walked around in front of the ninja, scribbling another note on her clipboard. “You certainly take care of yourself.”
“I train as hard as I can.” Ryu said simply. It was a fact, and not merely a boast.
“It’s like looking at a textbook illustration! Perfect musculature!” Anesthesia reached out and traced Ryu’s pectorals, then trailed her fingers over his sculpted abs. She knelt down in front of him and Ryu shifted his weight anxiously. “I’m going to examine your genitals, Mr. Hayabusa. Please, be patient and this won’t take long.”
Ryu nodded curtly. Anesthesia’s gloved fingers took hold of his flaccid member. She leaned in, inspecting his manhood carefully. Her face was so close; Ryu could feel the nurse’s warm breath on his loins. She reached into a pocket and produced a measuring tape. She held Ryu’s lax member out and took measured him, then jotted something down on her clipboard again. Then she cupped his testicles with one hand and reached around to place a hand on Ryu’s back.
“Turn your head and cough, please.” Anesthesia instructed gently. Ryu complied.
“I need to take a few more measurements, Mr. Hayabusa.” She looked up at him apologetically. “They require an erection.”
Ryu shifted uncomfortably; Anesthesia was still holding his testicles in her hand.
“I’d offer you a gentlemen’s magazine, but our entire stock was swiped last week by some wanker. Pardon the phrase.” Anesthesia shrugged. “I’m sorry about all this. But some manual stimulation ought to do it.”
Ryu’s eyes widened as Anesthesia began caressing his manhood. The young ninja was incredibly uncomfortable, standing naked in the cold examination room. His member did not stir.
“I suppose I’m not very good at this.” Anesthesia sighed, her shoulders slumped in disappointment.
“No, you’re fine.” Ryu spoke flatly, unsure how to respond. “I am somewhat uncomfortable here.”
“Oh, of course!” Anesthesia pressed her free hand’s palm against her forehead. “I have you standing stark naked in a freezing examination room, and I expect an instant erection? I’m so sorry, Mr. Hayabusa.”
“Not at all.” Ryu swallowed.
“You may…uh…” Anesthesia cleared her throat. “You may look at my…my, uh…if…if that might help.”
“Look at your…?” Ryu frowned and looked down to see Anesthesia loosening her uniform’s top, revealing an impressive amount of cleavage beneath her white scrubs. Ryu’s eyes were glued to the nurse’s rich skin as she continued massaging his manhood.
“Ah…there we are.” Anesthesia smiled as Ryu’s shaft began to grow stiff in her hand. “That wasn’t so bad. Let’s see here.” She removed her hand and took a measurement of Ryu’s erect member both for length and circumference. Despite his unease, part of Ryu took satisfaction as he saw the nurse’s eyes widen with awe as she recorded his size. She squeezed down on his cock. “Ideal firmness.”
“I…thank you.” Ryu coughed again.
Anesthesia finally stood and gestured for Ryu to sit. “Go ahead and lay down, Mr. Hayabusa. Next, we need a specimen.”
“Specimen?” Ryu asked as he laid back, completely aware that his cock was still standing straight at attention.
“We need to test for drugs that might affect your sexual performance in the tournament.” She explained. “A urine sample would cover most suspected agents, but a few new concoctions are slipping through the tests. We need a sperm sample to catch them.”
“I…” Ryu shook his head, baffled. “I was told that no DNA would be taken from me.”
“We destroy the samples as soon as they pass the tests.” Anesthesia patted him on the shoulder comfortingly.
“Very well.” Ryu sighed heavily and began to sit up. “Where do I go… to…?”
“I’m really sorry, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia placed a hand on his chest, pushing him back down gently. “But I am required to obtain the sample myself. There must be no opportunity for the sample to be manipulated before testing. Regulations, again.”
As Ryu attempted to formulate an argument, Anesthesia’s gloved right hand grasped his solid rod and began pumping.
“I…ugh…” Ryu grunted.
“I know this is awkward, Mr. Hayabusa.” The beautiful nurse spoke consolingly. “But if you try to enjoy yourself, this will be over much sooner. Oh, I forgot!”
Anesthesia reached past Ryu’s head with her free hand and grabbed a bottle of lubricant. She poured the warm liquid over Ryu’s groin, and the friction between the nurse’s hand and Ryu’s cock became far more pleasurable.
“This has to be terrible for you, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia shook her head sadly. “Here, perhaps if I…”
The Australian nurse swung a leg up onto the examination bed and climbed up, setting a knee on either side of Ryu’s hips, facing away from him. Anesthesia began jerking his shaft urgently, letting her other hand roll Ryu’s testicles around gently. Meanwhile, Ryu’s view was dominated by Anesthesia’s white-clad butt just a handbreadth from his face. As the nurse leaned forward, Ryu could see the pale pink of her undergarments beneath the hem of her skirt before averting his gaze.
“Please don’t fight it, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia’s voice was strained as she throttled the ninja’s cock vigorously. “Just let your body do what’s natural.”
“Very…aahh…very well.” Ryu breathed deeply. “When exactly?”
“Are you serious?” Anesthesia asked unbelievingly. She reached over and grabbed a vile from the table next to the bed. She moved the vile upside down over the tip of Ryu’s bulging shaft, still pumping him with her other hand. “Right then, on three. One…two…THREE!”
“Nnnnghaa!” Ryu allowed the pleasure to take him, his cock shaking in Anesthesia’s gloved hand as he shot several volleys of his seed up into the vile.
“Excellent control!” Anesthesia exclaimed as she fastened a stopper over the vile. She climbed down off the bed and turned to Ryu. “Great work, Mr. Hayabusa.”
Ryu sat up, catching his breath. His rod stood straight out, still pulsating with his steady heartbeat.
“Now, all I need is to run some performance tests.” Anesthesia gave Ryu’s erection a close look. “And it seems that you’re good for another go.”
“What sort of test?” Ryu asked wearily.
“We’re compiling a set of data covering the full range of sexual athleticism.” Anesthesia explained enthusiastically. “I need to take readings for power, average thrusts per minute, that sort of thing. I would like to take readings in several different positions, as well: missionary, rear-entry, as many as possible.”
“You and I…” Ryu blinked.
“Oh, no, no, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia laughed, shaking her head. “I’m sure it would be wonderful, but I actually have special equipment designed to take these readings. I’m not sure I could keep my mind on the science, to be honest.”
“A machine?” Ryu frowned.
“Yes, but…well, here it is.” Anesthesia activated a console next to the bed and a trapdoor opened up in the floor.
Suddenly a glimmering metallic figure rose up on a hydraulic lift. Ryu had never seen anything like it; the body of a woman composed completely of metal, shining like chrome. The robot was proportioned ideally, like a beautiful statue of the female body.
“I call it Lady X.” Anesthesia beamed proudly. “You’ll be copulating with it, but…uh…I consider Lady X a ‘her’.”
“I cannot make love to a machine.” Ryu shook his head, pointedly ignoring the fact that his erection was still as hard as ever.
“It’s best not to think of it as making love.” Anesthesia laid her hand on Ryu’s knee consolingly. “It’s just a medical examination, nothing more.”
“Is it absolutely necessary?” Ryu gritted through his teeth.
“I am afraid so, yes.” Anesthesia sighed.
“Then so be it.” Ryu got to his feet.
“Thank you so much, Mr. Hayabusa.” The nurse smiled with appreciation. “Lady X’s internal sensors will handle all the readings, so just treat her like you would any opponent. She’s equipped with an ergonomic synthetic vagina, so it should feel just fine.”
Wanting to end this bizarre examination quickly, Ryu strode toward Lady X. As he approached, the android’s eyes lit up with red light. Lady X opened her metallic arms in a slightly awkward welcoming gesture as she dropped to the ground, spreading her shimmering legs wide open. Ryu grimaced and laid down on to of her, surprised to find that Lady X’s metallic skin was fairly warm. With a quiet curse, Ryu positioned his cock at the rubber-like slit between Lady X’s legs. Ryu sighed and entered the android.
“It feels…” Ryu sucked in a deep breath. “…almost real.”
“State of the art in synthetic flesh.” Anesthesia nodded proudly. “I plan to eventually cover Lady X’s entire body with it, but for our purposes…well, you’ll see I guess.”
“Mmmm…” Ryu nodded, thrusting his hips in a steady rhythm. Lady X’s eyes simply stared at him without emotion, glowing red. The android’s sheath was quite warm, and a soothing lotion was continuously pouring around Ryu’s thrusting cock.
“Ok, Mr. Hayabusa, really go all out.” Anesthesia encouraged him. “Thrust as hard as you can. Don’t worry about damaging Lady X. I need your maximum output.”
“Very well.” Ryu grabbed hold of Lady X’s shoulders. His legs flexed and his hips surged forward. “Yyyyaaaaahhhh!!!!”
“My…GOD!” Anesthesia gasped as she looked at a readout screen. “How is that even possible?”
“Rrrraaggh!” Ryu slammed into Lady X. Suddenly the android’s arms and legs wrapped around Ryu, embracing him. “What is it doing?”
“It’s fine, Mr. Hayabusa!” Anesthesia raised her voice to be heard over the rhythmic pounding of Ryu’s hips against Lady X. “I programmed a few basic responses into her. Now, go as fast as you can!”
Ryu’s muscular butt became a blur of movement between Lady X’s legs as he ravaged the android’s artificial voluptuous body. The ninja let loose, casting aside all the self-control he required when making love to a woman. Ryu then took Lady X from behind, riding her rigid body relentlessly. The young ninja performed every sexual position he had learned over the years. He never spent more than a few seconds on any one technique, yet minutes ticked by as he coupled with the android. Anesthesia took notes, shaking her head in wonder as Ryu’s perfect body unleashed its true potential.
Lady X was incapable of pain or emotion, and Ryu took full advantage. He slammed into her metallic body from behind so hard that Lady X’s red glowing eyes shorted out for a moment as her circuits crossed. Ryu tried out new positions that he had not even considered attempting with his lovers, afraid of the danger. Lady X complied with every movement, reciprocating Ryu’s energetic thrusts naturally, yet she was simply a machine. But the basic pleasure was thrilling.
“Aaaaagh! Hhhraaagh!” Ryu let himself come once more, shooting his seed into Lady X’s receptacle. The android shook, sparks flying out between her metallic joints, her eyes beginning to strobe. If Ryu had not known better, he could have mistaken Lady X’s sudden power surge for an orgasm.
“I…uh…” Anesthesia stammered for a moment, stunned by Ryu’s performance. “I’m afraid that Lady X’s energy supply will need to be replenished soon.”
Ryu extricated himself from the android and watched with an almost longing look in his eyes as Lady X walked back to the lift she had appeared on. With a hiss of steam, the shimmering android disappeared beneath the floor once again. Ryu had no illusions as to what Lady X was, but the test had certainly been enjoyable.
“Well, Mr. Hayabusa.” Anesthesia smiled as she handed Ryu his clothes. “This examination wasn’t so bad, now was it?”
“Not at all.” Ryu returned her smile as he dressed. “Will there be any more physicals during the tournament?”
“After a few more matches, yes.” Anesthesia nodded pleasently. “We’ll run some comparisons to see how you hold up over time. I look forward to seeing you again, Mr. Hayabusa.”
“Please, call me Ryu. Goodbye, Miss Anesthesia.” Ryu bowed and walked out.
“Of course, mister…well, Ryu! G’day!” Anesthesia called after him as the doors slid closed. Suddenly the perky expression on her face turned to a satisfied sneer. She held up the vile containing Ryu’s specimen. “If my suspicions are correct, we’ll be seeing a lot more of one another." She licked her lips. "Much more.”