Reunited

Author’s notes: This is the third chapter in my ongoing series between Commander Megan Shepard, her lover and best friend Miranda Lawson, and the crew of the SSV Normandy. Yes I’m Christian but I’m NOT bible-bashing here. I’m just putting in a faith that I personally know well so that it’s more accurate. Enjoy, review, favorite and bump. Commander Megan Shepard can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPIKd0LUQI

Commander Megan Shepard sighed wearily as she sent out the after action report of their activities aboard the Heretic Station to the Illusive Man. She, Legion, and her girlfriend Miranda Lawson had boarded the station to destroy it at first, but had ended up reprogramming the ‘heretic’ geth as soon as Legion suggested that the heretics could be reprogrammed to fight alongside, and not against, organic life. As soon they got back onboard the Normandy, she had to file the after action report, and she knew that 2 decks below, her lover, Miranda, was also tapping away at her own private terminal, filing out the same report. Megan twirled her maroon colored ponytail in frustration with her right hand, face palming with her left. Christ, she thought, there’s a lot less red tape in Cerberus than in the Spectres, but there’s still enough to sink a frigate. Like many other military personnel, enlisted or officer, she hated red tape and reports with a burning passion. But since she didn’t have anything else to do while EDI integrated the IFF node retrieved from the Derelict Reaper into the Normandy, might as well fucking get it done, she thought, irritated.

Her train of more profane thoughts directed at the brass was interrupted when her cabin doors whooshed open, admitting the love of her life, Miranda Lawson. Megan smiled when she saw Miranda, but her joy transformed into concern when she saw that Miranda was crying. The beautiful Cerberus agent was timidly approaching her, so she rushed over and pulled Miranda into a tight, loving embrace, and she was only too happy to reciprocate. “What’s wrong Miri? Why are you crying?” Megan asked gently, stroking Miranda’s exquisite face, wiping away her tears. “I’m so scared Cassie… I’m scared…” Miranda sobbed softly. “Why? What’s scaring you Miri honey?” Megan whispered tenderly into Miranda’s ear. “I’m so scared that I’ll die when we face the Collectors… I don’t want to leave you Megan! I love you so much Megan!” Miranda cried, breaking into a fresh round of sobbing. “Shush Miri, that’s crap. We won’t die. I’ll be with you forever. Hush, stop crying. I promise that we won’t die. And I love you with all my being too, Miri.” Megan said gently, feeling herself tear up.

“I really hope so too. But… the more I look at it, it seems like the Illusive Man’s just throwing us straight into the pit of hell and he isn’t expecting us to return. I knew it from day one, and I didn’t care, but ever since I found out that you’re the Megan I fell in love with when I was a teenager, I’m… I’m just so scared that either one or both of us will die!” Megan gently forced Miranda’s perfectly sculpted jaw up, their eyes looking deep into each other’s as Miranda continued. “Ever since I found you again, I’m scared… I’m scared of what will happen when we die. Will we be torn apart for the rest of eternity? Will we even see each other ever again?” Miranda finished, as her sobbing grew into full-fledged crying. “Don’t worry Miri; we’ll be together no matter what… are you a Christian?” Megan asked tearfully. “I don’t think… no.” Miranda replied as her tears rolled down her exquisite cheeks.

“Come here with me Miri. We’ll say the Sinner’s Prayer so we can be together no matter what.” Megan whispered tenderly, gently leading Miranda by her hands to her bed, where they sat, and still holding hands. “Lord Jesus, I now confess to You all of the wrong and sinful things that I have ever done in my life. I ask that You please forgive me and wash away all of my sins by the blood that You have personally shed for me on the cross. I am now ready to accept You as my personal Lord and Savior. I now ask that You come into my life and live with me for all of eternity. Father, Jesus – I now believe that I am truly saved and born again. Thank You Jesus. Amen.” They said in unison, looking into the eyes of the other. “My God Megan, I feel… happier. And my heart feels lighter too. That’s all we needed to say?” Miranda smiled, her tears drying up. “That’s right, baby. Now we can live happily together, no matter what happens.” Megan replied, smiling brilliantly.

“Oh Cassie, thank you so much.” Miranda said gratefully with a smile on her lovely face as she stood up. “You’re welcome Miri. I love you a lot.” Megan smiled tenderly. “Shut up.” Miranda chuckled. “It’s only right tha-” Megan managed to say before she was rudely interrupted by Miranda. “Shut up!” Miranda said forcefully, the smile evaporating from her face. Megan finally got the message as her right hand grabbed Miranda’s tight, perfectly sculpted ass and pulled her body forcefully against her own as their lips were crushed together in a desperate, frantic and hungry kiss, their tongues fighting for dominance in their mouths while her left hand ran through Miranda’s silky, luscious locks of jet-black hair. Moaning her approval loudly into their kiss, her hands roamed around Megan’s body before her right hand settled onto Megan’s equally tight and perfectly sculpted ass, squeezing it gently while her left hand slid under the redhead’s uniform top and under her bra, kneading her left breast and feeling her nipple harden, causing Megan to moan in approval and arousal as well.

“You. Me. Bed. Now.” Megan whispered breathily into Miranda’s ear as she broke off the kiss and pushed the beautiful brunette down onto her bed hard. “You’re not one for subtlety are you, Megan baby?” Miranda said breathlessly as her Commander and lover attacked her neck with her lips and perfect white teeth, leaving love bites all over. “Duh. I run around with a nuke launcher strapped to my back, which isn’t very subtle, is it now?” They both laughed at her droll sense of humor as Miranda pulled the redheaded Vanguard down for another passionate kiss while they stripped naked in record time. Barely a minute later, they were admiring each other’s prone, naked forms on the bed, still kissing passionately, their tongues dancing around each other in their mouths.

Megan then broke the kiss and gently maneuvered around Miranda’s beautiful, naked body on her hands and knees, positioning her face right above the Cerberus agent’s crotch, and her own right above Miranda’s in a classic 69 position. Miranda smiled salaciously as she bent up a little and began to lick Megan’s delicious womanhood while she slid two of her fingers in, eliciting an excited and pleasured cry from her as she reciprocated at Miranda’s other end with two of her digits and her tongue. The raven haired beauty moaned loudly in pleasure into Megan’s crotch, approving of Megan’s ministrations. Feeling Megan speeding up her licking and fingering, she did likewise, determined to make her girlfriend orgasm before she did.

“Commander Shepard, the IFF has been installed. I recommend that you take the shuttle now to access your next location to test out its effects.” EDI intoned, its holo popping up right next to Megan’s fish tank. “What?! Can’t you see I’m quite goddamn busy over here?” Megan snarled loudly, looking up from Miranda’s beautiful wet pussy, pissed off at EDI’s abrupt interruption of their… private time. “Excuse me EDI, I believe that you were programmed to help us, not piss us off.” Miranda growled at EDI’s holo, feeling as pissed off as the woman on top of her. “I am helping. By informing you of the IFF’s successful installation, the effects can be tested out sooner, and you can stop the Collectors sooner. Thus, you can resume your activities with Commander Shepard sooner.” “I swear to God EDI, I will uninstall your fucking sorry quantum ass from this ship when this mission is over.” Megan growled, still extremely pissed off.

“Permission to bitch Commander?” Joker’s voice came on over the intercom. “Go right ahead Joker. Which reminds me, when did you ever start asking for my permission to bitch?” Megan sighed as she and Miranda untangled themselves from each other’s limbs and Megan’s messed up blanket. “Since just now. EDI’s dead on right again, as much as we hate to admit it. The sooner we get this Collector crap over and done with, the sooner we’ll have all the time in the universe to ourselves.” Joker sighed dejectedly. “Okay Mr. Moreau, we get your point. We’re going down to the bridge now.” Miranda grumbled. “Don’t worry Miss Lawson, I’m just as pissed off as you and the Commander are. I mean, I was just getting to the best part in my new Asari Prostitu… never mind. Anyways, what are you two doing together in the captain’s quarters?” “Joker, one more question and I will personally see to it that your crippled ass is going to be blown out of the garbage airlock. Understood?” Megan growled, her tone intimidating. She smiled in satisfaction as she heard Joker audibly gulp before replying. “Aye aye Commander, shutting up now.”

“Well Cassie dearie, duty calls. And I promise you that I’ll make it up to you later.” Miranda said saucily, waggling her eyebrows at Megan. Megan laughed and stole a quick kiss from Miranda before she picked up their rumpled uniforms from the floor and tossed them to the alluring Cerberus operative standing naked in front of her. “Goddamn fucking pussy-blocking piece of expensive quantum shit…” Megan scowled at the console where EDI’s holo always popped out from. Miranda laughed and gave her redheaded lover another kiss. “Oh Megan, you’re so cute when you swear. And why’d you toss me your uniform?” Miranda asked, eyebrows raised. “Isn’t it kinda obvious? I’ll dress you, and you’ll dress me.” Megan replied with a lewd smile on her face as the Cerberus agent’s flawless face reddened. “You dirty arse.” She mumbled abashedly, half-heartedly slapping Megan’s breasts. Megan just giggled and strapped Miranda’s lacy white bra back onto her D-cup chest while Miranda pulled Megan’s panties up, her face red with embarrassment.

Slightly more than an hour later, Megan and her entire team departed from the Normandy in the cramped, uncomfortable Kodiak drop shuttle, leaving only Joker, Kelly and the Cerberus crew members behind. Meanwhile, 3.7 light years away, Harbinger boomed to his minions. “Shepard has taken the bait. Commence the assault on the Normandy!” “You’re readings are off EDI. It’s just radiation bleed. Or white noise.” Joker sighed frustratedly. “I have detected a signal embedded in the static coming from the IFF. We are transmitting the Normandy’s location.” EDI said in its usual monotone. “Transmitting? To who?” As if to answer Joker’s question, the Collector ship completed its mass effect jump, suddenly appearing right in front of the Normandy. “Oh, shit.” Joker gulped unhappily. “We’re getting the hell outta here!” “The ship’s propulsion systems are disabled. There is a virus in the IFF, and it has infected the ship’s systems.” EDI intoned. “Mr. Moreau, you must unlock my sealed databases so that I can initiate countermeasures and regain control of the ship.” “Ah dammit.” Joker grumbled.

After running past waves of Collectors as fast as his brittle legs would allow him to, crawling through the maintenance shafts, and seeing his crewmates being abducted left, right and centre, Joker finally made it to the engine room after unlocking EDI’s sealed databases in the AI core. He frantically tapped away at Tali’s usual maintenance console, rerouting power to the drive core. “Mr. Moreau, you must now re-activate the drive core from the main console in front of the drive core. I will open all the airlocks as we accelerate, and all hostiles will be killed.” EDI instructed in that monotone voice it had. “What?! What about the crew?” Joker exclaimed, his voice distressed. “They are gone Jeff. The Collectors took them.” “Dammit.” Joker cursed as he hobbled over to the main engineering console and reactivated the drive core. “Thank you Mr. Moreau. I have control.” EDI’s voice intoned. It would be the last thing Jeff Moreau would hear before he was flung backwards and his world went pitch black.

*2 hours later*

“You lost the entire crew and damn near the entire ship too?” Miranda exclaimed, angry. “I know all right? I was here! The hell was I supposed to do, break my arm at the Collectors?” Joker said bitterly. “I’m sorry Joker… it’s just that… I can’t believe we never saw it coming.” Miranda sighed, running her right hand through her luscious black locks in frustration. “Don’t blame yourself Miranda. Nobody could’ve seen it coming.” Megan said gently, putting a reassuring hand on Miranda’s back before turning to Joker. “How’re you holding up Joker? I heard it was a rough ride.” “I’m fine, thanks.” Joker muttered glumly. “All right, we have everything we need to take the fight to the Collectors. Joker, head back to the bridge. The rest of you, to your stations.” Megan ordered and the team dispersed with affirmative acknowledgements.

“Joker, set a course for the Omega 4 relay. We’re going to stop the Collectors.” Megan ordered as soon as she brought up the galactic holo-map. “Please confirm destination Shepard. Even with the IFF installed, there is a chance we may not make it back out.” EDI warned in its usual monotone. “The Collectors took our crew. Time to get them back.” Megan countered. “Got it Commander. Setting a course for the Omega 4 relay, ETA 2 hours. I’ll let you know when we’re there.” Joker replied, sounding much happier than he was just 5 minutes ago. Megan then headed for the lift, fully intent on finding the beautiful Miranda Anne Lawson she loved so dearly. A perverted smirk played across Megan’s beautiful, thick and pouty lips as she remembered her Miri’s promise to her, and she was fully intent on holding the Cerberus agent to her word.

Just as she was about to summon the lift, the doors opened to reveal Miranda, who stepped out, denying Megan access into the elevator car. “Oh, pardon me, Commander.” Miranda purred as she put out a hand to stop Megan from trying to go around her, intentionally making contact with Megan’s breasts as she literally walked right into Miranda’s outstretched hand. Megan subconsciously blushed from the intimate contact as Miranda whispered seductively into her ear. “I’ve cleared out the engine room. Be there in 5 minutes.” “The engine room? Miri you dirty girl…” Megan smiled pruriently. “ I settle for nothing but the best.” Miranda smiled, giving Megan another one of her lusty winks as she sashayed back into the elevator.

Miranda stood at the main engineering console, just staring at the blue glow emanating from the drive core, basking in the quiet hum of the engine while she waited for Commander Megan Cassandra Shepard, the love of her life, to come down to the engine room so that they could show their love for each other. Suddenly, she heard footsteps rushing up to her. Before she could spin around to confront the person in question, two strong yet gentle arms wrapped themselves around her perfectly curved waist and spun her around. Smiling, she instinctively knew it was one Commander she loved with all her being . “Hey baby. Miss me?” Megan purred throatily before she crushed her pink-lipsticked lips against Miranda’s, thrusting her tongue into Miranda’s mouth. Miranda eagerly reciprocated while Megan propped her up on the console, breaking their kiss and shifting her aim lower, attacking the top part of the Cerberus officer’s generous cleavage which was exposed by her skimpy, skintight black latex uniform.

Miranda moaned her approval for Megan’s ministrations, which served to spur the redhead on. She lifted the raven haired beauty off the console, grabbing onto her firm, toned thighs and spreading them apart, making Miranda straddle her as they kissed passionately, their tongues once again dancing around in their mouths. Megan then propped her beautiful lover onto a railing and attempted to unzip Miranda’s uniform while she renewed her assault on Miranda’s cleavage. The Cerberus beauty simply smiled and pushed herself off the wall and onto Megan, causing both of them to fall over onto the cold metal floor, Miranda still straddling Megan while she was on top. Miranda then looked at her redheaded lover in the eye lasciviously while she slowly unzipped her uniform top and pulled it off, and Megan was clearly enjoying the show as she immediately rose up and nibbled at Miranda’s deep valley between her more than ample breasts.

Fed up with Miranda’s translucent, lacy black bra that was constantly blocking all her advances on the wearer’s magnificent breasts, Megan grabbed at it and attempted to rip it off, but her hands were slapped away by Miranda. “Don’t try anything, you horny, impatient girl.” Miranda murmured throatily with a lusty smile on her elegant face as she slowly undid her bra strap, letting it fall to the floor slowly. Even though it was already the umpteenth time that Megan saw Miranda naked, she still couldn’t help but have her breath taken away as she took in Miranda’s flawless, unblemished creamy white skin and the hypnotic sway of Miranda’s perfectly sculpted and rounded D-cup breasts that had dusty pink colored nipples sitting atop them, all pert and perky.

Snapping out of her dreamy state, Megan seized Miranda’s left nipple in her mouth, licking and sucking on it hungrily while her left hand seized Miranda’s other breast, kneading it vigorously while her thumb flicked Miranda’s nipple around, making the raven haired stunner cry out in pleasure and excitement. “Wait Megan. I haven’t undone my…” Miranda never got a chance to finish the sentence as Megan simply grabbed her uniform bottom and her matching black lacy panties and ripped them off simultaneously, tossing them aside, all the while still sucking, licking and rubbing Miranda’s breasts. “Megan! You’ve seriously got to stop ripping my clothes!” Miranda whined as Megan switched breasts, now licking and sucking the Cerberus agent’s right nipple while massaging the left with her right hand. Megan didn’t seem to care about what Miranda said, instead continuing her treatment of Miranda’s perfect tits.

Miranda roughly shoved Megan down against the cold metal floor as she tore off Megan’s standard issue Cerberus uniform, tossing them in the same direction as her now ripped panties and uniform pants, leaving the Vanguard with just her matching, translucent and lacy hot pink underwear on. “Christ Cassie dearie, you’re acting like a bloody raging lust monster.” She gasped as Megan resumed her vicious attack on Miranda’s breasts. “Well Miri baby, that’s because I AM a raging lust monster. All that lust built up from staring at your boobs and ass, and from you teasing me… I tell you Miri, it’s a huge load of lust to release.” Megan purred, both of her hands massaging both of Miranda’s gorgeous breasts while she pulled Miranda in for yet another very heated and passionate lip and tongue lock.

Miranda felt the very unromantic urge to breathe, and she broke off the kiss after a while, gasping for breath. However, she more than compensated for it by ripping off Megan’s bra, and leaned back to admire the maroon haired Commander’s firm, perky B-cup breasts before she bent down and suckled on Megan’s erect, pert left nipple, flicking it with her tongue and nibbling it with her teeth. Megan gasped in excitement and approval as Miranda moved her right hand up to the Vanguard’s other breast, gently massaging it while Megan groped Miranda’s exquisitely turned buttocks and gave it a good smack.

Megan then rolled both of them over, and pulled Miranda in for yet another passionate, searing kiss before she sensually slid her body down against the Cerberus officer’s perfect, genetically engineered body, receiving a delighted sigh from Miranda. Megan now had a clear view of Miranda’s stunningly beautiful and alluring core, but she didn’t want to rush it. Instead, she fervently kissed the insides of Miranda’s firm, well toned thighs, never taking her beautiful honey green eyes off Miranda’s equally enchanting cerulean eyes. She then paused for a moment to gaze lovingly upon her raven haired lover’s vagina and the short and curly yet neat growth of jet black hair above it before she dove in with her tongue, lips and her index and middle finger. “Oh yes Megan honey!” Miranda cried out in pleasure, tossing her head back and arching her back, offering her breasts to Megan as her chest jutted out. Megan’s left hand reached up and made contact with Miranda’s right breast, kneading it slowly while she stroked Miranda’s highly sensitive clit with slow, rhythmic flicks of her tongue and fingered it with her two digits, causing Miranda to moan loudly in pleasure and excitement.

“Uuuhh yes Cassie! I will love… mmh!... you forever baby… ooh yeah…” Miranda moaned, her hips bucking up to meet the slow strokes of Megan’s tongue as the Commander sped up her loving treatment of Miranda’s womanhood. Even though it wasn’t the first time that Miranda had proclaimed her love for her, the words stilled Megan’s tongue and fingers. “I will love you for the rest of eternity too, Miri dear.” Megan whispered, looking up at Miranda and smiling gently, before she got back to work, fucking her lover harder and faster, determined to give her beloved Miranda an orgasm while she savored Miranda’s sweetness and her gasps and moans of delight and pleasure. “Oh my God Megan… I…I… I’m CUMMING!!!AAAHH FUCK YES CASSIE!” Miranda screamed in pleasure as the pressure and juices that had been building up in her vagina for more than 10 minutes all rushed out in a series of powerful squirts while she thrashed around under her redheaded lover’s pleasant weight, her senses overloaded by the orgasmic pleasure while her eyes rolled to the back of her tossed back head.

Megan cradled her raven haired lover’s limp body which was still twitching with post-orgasm bliss as she kissed Miranda gently upon her full, luscious lips, and Miranda kissed back, moaning into the kiss. The very sexy Cerberus agent then pushed Megan back till she was sitting up, her back pressed against the wall. “My turn.” Miranda purred breathily as she kissed her way down from Megan’s lips to her pussy, down the valley between Megan’s firm breasts and across her taut, lightly muscled abdomen. Miranda then blew gently on Megan’s labia, causing her to let out a delighted cry of pleasure, while surveying the small clump of shaven but recently re-grown maroon colored pubic hair sitting atop her sex.

Miranda then buried her face in Megan’s groin, her tongue flitting back and forth across the maroon haired woman’s clitoris, her lips gently stroking Megan’s labia, and two of her fingers sliding in and out of her lover’s tight pussy. Miranda had tasted a lot of good food during her years as a rich man’s daughter, and later as a high ranking Cerberus operative, but none of them could match the sweet, delicious taste of Megan’s nectar. “Uuuhh yeah Miri baby… I love how… ooh… you fuck me… mmh!” Megan moaned loudly, tilting her head back till it was leaning against the wall. Her pants and moans grew louder as Miranda’s fingering and cunnilingus became faster, harder and more insistent. Sensing Megan’s impending orgasm, Miranda fingered and licked even faster and harder, determined to give her beautiful lover and Commander an orgasm as intense as the one she had been given earlier. Megan gasped and moaned even louder, jerking around in pleasure, about to cross the boundaries of her pleasure threshold when Miranda slipped a third finger in for the coup de grace.

“OOH SHIT I’M CUMMING MIRI BABY! AAHHH FUCK!” Megan shrieked very loudly as she squirted her sweet, delicious female cum straight into Miranda’s waiting, hungry mouth in one powerful spurt, followed by several weaker ones while her back shot bolt upright. Her eyes rolled back into her head as her back muscles relaxed and she slumped back against the wall, letting out soft breathless moans as her finely sculpted body spasmed, the overload of pleasure still not yet out of her system. Miranda kissed Megan all over her body, leaving kisses in her seductive crimson lipstick behind while waiting for her maroon haired lover to come back down from cloud 9. Megan finally seemed to regain her breath and she gingerly pulled Miranda in for a soul searing kiss, consuming the Cerberus beauty with the fire of her desire as she slid her tongue gently into Miranda’s mouth when their lips met, and their tongues fought for dominance in their mouths.

“Come on Miri, let’s pick up where we left off last time, shall we?” Megan purred with a lascivious grin. “Of course, Cassie baby. You know how I don’t like to leave... things… unfinished.” Miranda murmured sensually, giving her lover an innocent smile which was betrayed by the lusty look in her exquisite azure blue eyes. Megan then clambered atop Miranda, who was lying flat on the ground, still smiling her innocent smile. The two beautiful women then positioned themselves in the 69 position with Megan on top of Miranda, kneeling and positioning her still wet vagina directly above Miranda’s ravishing face as she bent down, while Miranda positioned her crotch right below Megan’s face.

The stunning couple then proceeded to lick and finger each other, and the engine room was soon filled with the sounds of passion, pleasure and released lust. “Ooh yeah Miri baby… you’re sooo good with that beautiful mouth and fingers of yours… uuuhh fuck…” “Uuuhh Megan… you’re my sex goddess… aah fuck yes…” they moaned as they simultaneously fucked each other. Megan licked her left index and middle finger, sliding the digits into Miranda’s tight asshole, fingering it at a brisk pace. “Oh God! That’s it, fuck my ass Cassie! OOOHH! Fuck me silly, Cassie! Do it!” Miranda shrieked in excitement and pleasure as she slid two fingers of her own into Megan’s equally tight ass. “Uuuhh yes Miri honey! Fuck me like the dirty whore I am! Please!” Megan moaned loudly in reply, her tone high-pitched.

The maroon haired Vanguard with the ponytail and the Sentinel with the long, jet black tresses of hair didn’t last long at the intensity of which they were fucking each other. “Ooh shit Megan… I… I… I…” “Uuuhh fuck yeah Miri I think I’m…” they moaned and panted breathlessly almost in unison as they neared their climax. “OOH SHIT MEGAN I’M CUMMING AGAIN!!! FUUUUCCKKK!!! UUUNNGGHHH!” Miranda shrieked in orgasm as her feminine fluids shot out of her twat in an intense burst, followed by 4 much less intense bursts straight into Megan’s hungry mouth and onto her beautiful face, which helped to push Megan over the precipice as she eagerly swallowed Miranda’s sweet cum down. “UUUUUHHH FUCK YES MIRI I’M CUMMING TOO! OH JESUS CHRIST! MIRI! AAAAAHH!” Megan screamed as her voice threatened to go hoarse due to the volume and very high pitch of the scream, squirting her own cum onto Miranda’s face and into her waiting mouth, which Miranda gladly drunk up. Megan then collapsed onto Miranda, still quivering from her intense orgasm, and she could also feel her Miri still lightly quaking from the pleasure of her own orgasm.

Megan then shifted her body till she was face to face with Miranda, and they kissed passionately once more, their tongues dancing around in their mouths while they were still on the floor. “Wow Miri baby, you’re a sex goddess. And you taste sooo good.” Megan said breathily, a naughty twinkle in her eyes as she wrapped her arms around Miranda in a loving embrace. “And you’re a sex goddess too Megan. And you taste just as good. And I must say, you’re quite flexible.” Miranda giggled, giving Megan yet another one of her trademarked salacious winks while she melted into the Commander’s hug. Megan gave Miranda a chaste kiss on the lips before she replied. “Well… you do know that I’m a gymnast like you, and you’re even more flexible than I am.” The maroon haired Vanguard chuckled lightly as Miranda giggled, her cheeks slightly pink. They then pressed their lips together for yet another passionate kiss.

“Hot shit! I never figured the Commander and the cheerleader were such freaks!” Jack cackled. Megan and Miranda’s eyes flew wide open in shock and horror as they broke the kiss and turned around to see Jack, who was still cackling, and Kasumi, who was blushing furiously at what she had just witnessed, and finally Tali, whose blush could be seen even beneath the visor, just standing there staring at them. “What the fuck d’you think you’re looking at? And when and why did you come in?” Megan growled ominously while she glowed a brilliant blue, activating her biotics, but the threat was lost due to her own bashful expression on her face. “Me? I was already here when the show started. You seriously think I ain’t gonna get curious when I hear two women screaming ‘fuck me baby’? Shit, I’d pay 10000 creds to see this show again!” Jack said, giving the Commander and the Cerberus officer a dirty smile.

“Whatever. Now get the bloody hell outta here.” Miranda scowled, glowing a brilliant blue as she activated her biotics too. “Ha! I can still see the couple blushing like fucking tomatoes even though they’re glowing with their biotics!” Jack laughed as she strode out of the engine room. Miranda and Megan then turned to the other two, waiting for an explanation. “I… umm… forgot to tune up the drive core before I left, so I came back down here to finish the job. I seriously didn’t expect to see you two… umm… never mind.” Tali stuttered, staring intently at the metal floor, still embarrassed by what she saw. “Well, Tali… asked for my help in tuning up the drive core, so we came down together, and well… yeah.” Kasumi said, still staring at Megan and Miranda. “Kasumi, Tali, if you so much as breathe a word about what happened between me and Miri… I mean, Miss Lawson, to anybody else, Miranda and I will personally tear you apart with our biotics. Understood?” Megan said, her voice deathly soft yet firm although her face still looked like a tomato due to her intense blush.

“But Shep, you and Miranda make such a cute, sexy couple!” Kasumi blurted out before she could stop herself. “Oh shit, uh… sorry! I didn’t say anything! I won’t say a word!” the master thief squeaked. “Okay… what happened here is only known us 5 women. And let’s keep it that way or someone’s going to get hurt.” Miranda said, her voice even. “You have our word, keelah.” Tali mumbled as she dragged Kasumi to the maintenance console next to hers, and the both of them promptly got to work, trying to forget the image of their Commander and Executive Officer having sex. Megan and Miranda then grabbed their clothes and tried to put them on to cover up their nude bodies, and some of their embarrassment.

Unfortunately, most of it was ripped, so they had no choice but to run to the elevator and try to make it back to their own quarters to put on fresh, unripped underwear and uniforms. Grabbing their ripped clothes in a bundle, and hugging it closely to their bodies to try and preserve a modicum of modesty, they ran to the lift and Megan summoned it, constantly spamming the summon holo-pad, trying to get it to move faster before someone saw them naked. However, despite Megan and Miranda’s best efforts, Zaeed Massani came out of the starboard cargo hold with a ball of crumpled tissue paper in his hands, and a satisfied smirk on his grizzled, scarred face.

Zaeed gave a very loud wolf-whistle when he saw the two very beautiful, very naked, and very embarrassed officers rushing into the lift as soon as the doors opened, and he rushed in with them before they could close the lift doors. “Had a fun night eh, ladies?” Zaeed chuckled gruffly as he ogled at their bare, naked bodies and let out another low whistle. Even when fully clothed, Zaeed would shamelessly ogle at Megan and Miranda constantly despite their threats. Now with their clothes off… “Oh really? And how do you know?” Miranda asked, her voice dripping with malice as she glowed bright blue once again, and Megan’s glow around herself was also brightening. “Have you forgotten the surveillance station in my quarters? It didn’t have sound, which was a bloody waste, but you two were moaning and screaming so loudly I could hear everything. Clearly, too. Haha!” The bounty hunter guffawed as he answered.

“Massani, if you so much as say anything about this, or show anyone that video, I swear to God that I, Commander Megan Shepard, will rip your balls out and shove it down your throat while you’re still breathing.” Megan snarled so viciously that even Zaeed started to be afraid, but of course, he hid it well. “Aww, relax little girls.” Zaeed cooed mockingly as the lift reached the crew deck. “There’s nothing wrong with some girl-on-girl loving. Toodles.” He waved, as he stepped out of the lift. “Hang on Massani. What’s with the tissue?” Miranda asked coldly.

“While I was watching your little porn flick on the security cams, I did what every self-respecting man does when watching porn. I beat my meat.” He guffawed loudly as he sauntered towards the male bathroom. Megan and Miranda looked at each other in horror, feeling the last bits of their modesty and dignity self-implode. “Oh, hell no. Did he just say he..?” Megan managed to squeak out. “I…I… think so… yeah.” Miranda groaned weakly, face palming herself and dropping her uniform and underwear to the floor. “Mother of God… we’re never gonna live this down.” Megan mumbled as she dropped her ripped clothes in numb shock. “Actually, dying at the Collector home world seems like a really fucking good idea right now.” “You don’t bloody say... actually, I wish I could just drop through the deck and into space right now.” Miranda moaned, burying her elegant face in her hands.

Author’s final notes: There you have it, my re-imagining of circumstances before, during and after Miranda’s ‘sex’ scene in the game. I always wondered what would’ve happened if one of the team walked in and caught Megan and Miranda having sex, and so I acted it out here. Hope you enjoyed this fanfic, and don’t forget to review, subscribe, favorite and introduce to others!