Haku's Night

 

Haku sauntered up to the lobby door of the enormous apartment complex. She pushed the intercom button again and again until a familiar voice answered.

 

“Stop that! Who...who is this?” The woman inside the building asked.

 

“It's me, Haku, let me up Luka, I have something I want to show you,” Haku blurted out with glee.

 

There was a long pause until the woman inside finally agreed through the intercom. The front door buzzed then clicked open. The drunk woman snatched the handle but waited to long to pull it open allowing the door to automatically lock.

 

Haku used the intercom once more.

 

Again the door buzzed; this time Haku managed to get inside the building. The ride in the elevator gave Haku the urgent need to urinate. She crossed her legs hoping that she would not urinate on herself in such an inconvenient place. Finally, she reached her destination, Luka's apartment. Haku let herself in, hurrying to the restroom of her friend's home. Again, she changed her sanitary napkin.

 

“What do you want Haku?” Luka asked, her drunken friend.

 

“You know those big soft Oreo-” Luka cut Haku off before she could finish.

 

“I mean, why are you here,” Luka clarified.

 

“Oh yes, about that.” Haku placed her bottle of wine on the table in Luka's minuscule apartment. “I just missed you know, you are like my best friend.”

 

“I thought... I though Neru was your best friend,” Luka said.

 

Haku could smell alcohol on Luka's breath and tried to guess what the pink haired woman had been drinking.

 

“Well...you are more like my best drinking friend!” Haku replied as she held out the bottle of fine wine to Luka. Haku had forgotten what she had done with the bottle earlier, in fact she had forgotten why she even had it. Luka gladly accepted and took a drink from the bottle.

 

“What is that smell?” She asked as she looked up at Haku.

 

Suddenly Haku remembered her original goal and quickly dropped her pants and underwear to her ankles.

 

“What the hell are you doing?” Luka asked.

 

“I want you to put it in here!” Haku said as she bent over for her friend.

 

Luka shrugged and proceeded to shove the bottle into Haku's tunnel of love. Haku squealed as the cold glass entered deep inside her trophy receptacle. The wine sloshed deep into Haku's tampon tamer filling her to brim with sweet red wine. Haku braced herself by planting her hands on the floor in front of her.

 

“Oh my god! All of my future children are going to be born drunk!” Haku screamed in pleasure. Her spunk bucket could hold no more wine, the red liquid began to trickle down her delicate thighs.

 

Luka began to work the long neck of the wine bottle in and out of Haku's burning hairy dime slot. The remaining wine sloshed futilely inside its glassy confines as Luka pushed it deeper into Haku's eager hair pie. Luka belched a little as she leaned in to lick the outermost parts of Haku's fertilization plantation, Luka then greedily lapped at the red juices unsure whether it was wine or menstruation.

 

“Mmm, you taste like a freshly baked ham,” Luka murmured to Haku's behind.

 

“Oh yes! Let's play spin the bottle!” Haku moaned as Luka continued to suck on her bearded clam while moving the bottle round and round inside Haku's new bottle holder.

 

Haku moaned one last time before the greatest orgasm she had ever experienced forced her to shudder and collapse onto the floor of Luka's apartment. Luka pulled the bottle from Haku's cooze; red wine and dark blood poured out onto the floor below. Luka belched once again before collapsing on top of the now sleeping Haku.

 

The next morning Luka was furious after discovering the horrendous red stain that she and Haku had made the night before.