.hack//G.U. - Jester Whore

"Damn, it looks like I'm stuck with Pi. No matter what I do..."

Reiko Saeki, best known by her official PC name, skimmed through her E-mails. It made no sense. Her old alternate PCs locked her out. The character creator froze at start-up. None of her tweaks to the source code, simple or complex, changed the outcome when she logged into The World's servers. Trapped by the contract with her Avatar, she sighed and moved the blue cursor arrow over the Log In option.

"If I can't change my PC, I should run some tests. Using my PC against AIDA without knowing what it can do would be foolish of-"

She facepalmed and shook her head. Did she really say that? As the game shifted from loading screen to root town, she quickly secured her face-mounted display.

Eternal City Mac Anu. The Chaos Gate spun behind her PC as she warped onto the server in a burst of light. Mock torches lit the room, the setting sun aiding their dim glow. She accessed the Chaos Gate.

"Yuck, another lousy pervert. I can't take it anymore."

"Huh?" Pi glanced left at the meek ginger Harvest Cleric, the woman patting her staff into her other hand.

"It's people like you who ruin this game for the rest of us. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?"

She cleared her throat. "I'm sorry that I've offended you. I have no control over my appearance."

"Ha, nice try. Everyone knows you need illegal hacks to put nipples on a female PC. Just like a man to make his very first character into a half-naked woman with awful proportions and lie about it. Couldn't you have waited until you played the game a little to act like a pig?"

"Hold it right there!" Pi shouted, rough and firm. "I told you, I have no control over my PC's appearance. Furthermore, I'm a woman too, and-"

"Yeah right. Who are you then, queen of the whores? Forget it, it's not worth my time to argue with a pervert with a clown fetish. I sent a report to a system administrator."

The irony wasn't at all lost on her when an E-mail alert flashed on her screen. "I'M a system administrator."

"Too late, I already hit the submit button. Someone has to think of the children. Have fun being a sex-starved freak while it lasts!"

Pi seethed, body quivering the rage she dared not speak. Watching the woman take her leave into the city, Pi winced as the sight of the Harvest Cleric's flapping coat tails brought an electric surge to her bared red pussy. One arm wrapped over her stomach, clutching the forearm of her other limb as she covered her painted up face with one clownishly gloved hand. Wetness seeped into the cloth of her crotchless panties. Her loins relaxed, and she huffed as she regained her composure, the cotton candy musk of her arousal drifting to her nostrils.

"Agh! What the hell is my Avatar doing to me? I don't feel that way about other women." She bowed her head, pondering the Cleric's last words. "She's right. I shouldn't spend too long in any Root Towns when I look like this."

She moved for the menu, seconds from entering the Area creation screen when...

"Hey! Hey, you," some man said. "You, the whore."

"I'M NOT A WHORE!" Pi shouted. She closed the menu and spun, glaring at the grey-haired Blade Brandier and his Edge Punisher partner. Their names, the form of their PCs, something struck familiar about them...

"That's the name of your class, isn't it? You must be a real experienced hacker in The World to pull off a stunt like this one," IYOTEN said.

Pi grumbled. "What if I am? Are you going to report me?"

"Not at all," Asta said. "We help new players when they start the game. Your stats are very strange for a hacked PC. We would be honored to follow you to an Area if you need our assistance."

"I..." She considered their offer. Haseo's salty seed, a taste she thoroughly brushed from her tongue within minutes of logging out of The World last time, came back the instant she logged into her PC. Just as sharply, she recalled the weakness of her jester wand and plunge in her EXP post-battle if she did anything more than slap her ass and whistle. She needed allies to protect her.

Pi concocted a story as she spoke. "I could really use your help. This is my first time playing The World. A hacker friend of mine installed it with this embarrassing character and told me I had to open and use all its skills before she would let me play the game the right way. A couple experienced players like you power-leveling me would shave off a lot of time."

"It's decided then. Follow us and we'll acquaint you with The World. Here, I'll hand you my Member Address."

Pi feigned interest in their self-made tutorial as Asta's member address joined the ranks of her Raven peers. IYOTEN's appeared next. Adding each of them to her party, she formed their chosen Area string. Courageous Engaging Daydream. The loading screen flickered into view. She waited, a hexagon scrolling along its circle path above The World's logo.

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One painfully long map tutorial later, Pi scoped the field. Lush green grass, wooden bridges, treasure chests surrounded by Goblin Rookies. The same standard fare for a starter Area spanned out around her, baby blue skies showing the destination of her group all the clearer across a far island.

"Lead the way," IYOTEN said.

Sprinting forward, her bosom jiggled her body rhythm. She approached the first group of goblins, oddly unaware of her despite the loud jingle of her jester bells. Her instincts told her to rush the mob; her wits told her to stop, as IYOTEN told her about another game mechanic.

"Perform a surprise attack by approaching the monsters around the altar without being seen and attack when the target cursor appears."

"Easy," Pi answered. She skulked behind the nearest Goblin. Her chime dulled to a tiny twinkle, step by step closer to her target. Seconds later, she saw it. The cursor floated over the head of her closest enemy.

"HaaaaaAAAH!" Her PC burst forth with the speed she expected from her old Tribal Grappler class. Her hair whipped behind her, fluidly pacing toward her objective. Then, it happened. Her weight shifted toward her giant mounds of breast. They wobbled like waves on water inside her lacy bra. Her feet tripped heel over heel. Her arms flailed for balance, a failed effort as she hurtled forward. She scrunched her face, bracing for impact.

HONK!

Her eyes opened to the grassy green inches from her nose. Her pressed bosom cushioned under her body. Disgust shivered through her as she rose up, her noisy tits settling on her chest. "How embarrassing..."

IYOTEN said, "Once a battle begins, the battle area spreads out like this. The battle area is surrounded by the battle fence,-"

"I can see that," Pi fixed her glasses. "Save the tutorial for when I need it."

"If that is what you would like," Asta said, "we will honor your wishes."

Fishing into her loins, she pried the handle of her jester wand loose from its depths. In a heated grunt, she tapped the golden end... and activated a hidden function of her weapon. The shaft hummed away in her folds. Its thick, full head jostled, vibrating the red lips of her pussy. She sniffled and tugged.

"Nnn... nnn... NghAAAAH!" she cried. Whirring in her grip, the wand tossed flecks across her painted face as she raised it into her view. "How do I turn this damn thing off? Maybe if I press th- MMPH!"

Her eyes crossed to stare at the stick clattering against her teeth. Her own sugary sweet juices sank in. The familiar taste of her wet treat took her back in memory to the last time it touched her tongue. A fun tune played on the festive grounds. The bright lights of a ferris wheel shone in the night sky. Laughter, from other children, surrounded her as she held the hand of her protector. She was back to the day she went to the fair with her...

"Mmmm.... muh?!" Another frantic touch of the rod stopped its buzz. Spitting the invasion from her mouth, she checked as saliva dribbled from its head. "How long was I...?"

"You were occupied by your weapon for several minutes. We defeated the goblins while you were unable to act," Asta said. "The treasure chest on the altar might contain a Symbol Fragment. We need three Symbol Fragments to reach the Beast Temple. Remember to check every chest after defeating the monsters around the altar."

Pi strutted to the chest. The top half lifted with a single kick, and from inside, the Symbol Fragment floated among golden sparkling light into her inventory. "I'm sorry for my conduct. I understand if you don't want to help me anymore."

IYOTEN answered, "Hey, we told you we knew what to expect when we saw your class. It's not like whores are known for good manners. We're not here to judge what you like to role play, we're here to help you learn the ropes. The next group of monsters is across that bridge."

Flouncing toward the next altar, the bridge's wooden boards creaked beneath her. The prompt for a surprise attack teased her. Pi fought her instinctual call to take it, as the rise and her fall of her chest showed the quivering threat of her last failure. A few feet closer to the spot, she thumbed through her skills when a new action arose. Taunt. She took the risk.

Her PC spun away and bent forward. The sly arch of her back exaggerated her rump, thrust forth with the beholden vision of her clenched glory hole. She cast a glance over her tattooed shoulder toward the goblins and raised her hand.

SMACK SMACK! "Hey, check this out! Don't you wanna be the first... to loosen a tight ass?"

They mobbed her in the same time it took the throb of her spanky taunt to dull. She watched behind her as Asta slashed one Goblin Rookie. IYOTEN stabbed the other one. Spamming the myriad buttons on her controller, she remained a still target for the incoming beast. She braced herself.

"AGH!"

Her ass cheeks flapped around the brutal pounding. In and out, the goblin's furious drum beat matched its programmed ferocity. It melded systems with corruption, power surging between them. She could feel it, in every deep thrust, how her Avatar rewrote everything about her relation to The World as she encountered new lines of code. The exchange began once the target saw her. Its body grew privates, its actions determined for their use specific to her own class function: a whore.

"Ngh... ungh..." HP leeched from her PC with every second. Her rosy sphincter squeezed, rubbing over the veined surface of the goblin's green member. The stretch surpassed even her wand, a weapon left useless at her jingling feet. Every fiber of muscle in her body ached and spread, prodding her toward the goblin. She looked to her JP bar, hitting the 100 mark, her total points. The instant it took hold, she gasped.

Her pussy dripped. Her nipples stiffened. Her breath shallowed. Her palms rode down her sides and onto her buttocks as an explosion of delight burst into her ass cheeks. Fragments of her mind reminded her the truth of a woman's body, how impossible such pleasure was for her to enjoy, yet every second brought another harsh ripple in the ocean of her rump.

"Ohh... ohhh.... OOOOOOOOHHHH.... yes, do me!" She forced herself back at the creature. "Fill me, make me your whore."

Hotter, hotter, her loins steamed in the cool air around her. She could smell the sugary wonders lying within her puffy mound, and with the new purple glow around the creature, it was time. In a marvel of acrobatics and will, she spun half-circle on the goblin's cock and wrapped her legs around its neck. One fluid movement had it flipping over her, its back to the ground, herself saddled cowgirl style on its groin. Her pink eyes sparkled behind her glasses, her smut grin creasing to her cheeks.

Lifting her ass, she angled her crotch toward the creature's head and shouted, "Candy Cunt!"

Pink cotton candy shot from her folds. Wave upon wave, soft and gentle as the breeze, fairy floss flowed over the goblin's face and into its mouth. Pi watched the beast squirm under her firm butt-stomps and checked its draining HP, as Poison took hold on its system. Bringing a finger to her crotch, she rubbed the excess from her nether and coolly licked it clean. Her tongue sprang out in the display, from knuckle to long fingernail, biting the tip as she whimpered. "Ooo, aren't I a tasty little morsel?"

She stared into the goblin's features as it took its last moments. Its body faded in black and orange. Cum pooled at her knees. She snatched her wand, ready to aid her allies when the Battle Results appeared on her screen. Her PC leapt to a stand for its victory pose, bowing. Her EXP jumped by two levels. Yet as she savored the aftermath of her hard work, her JP dropped to normal... and so did her feelings.

"What... oh no, not again," Pi facepalmed. "Will I have to do that every time I fight a battle?"

Asta said, "All beginners need to learn the essentials of The World. The victory pose is a common convention of role-playing games."

"That's not what I... forget it."

Another chest. Another kick. Another Symbol Fragment. She moved for the third and final altar of the area, and the mob guarding it. Within range, she pressed for taunt and stood helpless as her body went through the new motions. She grabbed the small golden pin on her lacy bra and snapped the two cups apart. Her breasts bounced like water buoys. Firm and round, they looked to almost float against gravity, opposing the expected sag even as they weighed on her shoulders. She licked her fingers, rubbed her pencil cap pink nubs and shook her ladies with all the strength in her back.

"Tit Queen over here! Come over and slap them around a little." Her eyebrow quivered her rage. "Will I have to say something that bad every time I taunt?"

Same as before, the three Goblin Rookies came toward her, and her allies took two for themselves. Her remaining enemy approached. She scrolled through her available commands and chose the one best suited. "Juggle Jugs!"

Swinging her mammoth pair, its head batted side to side in her cleavage. Its nose crooked toward her stomach. Its ears pushed back against her nipples. Yellow stars spun over its crown to show the effect of her attack on its senses. She stepped back, watching the beast stagger toward the others in a daze of Confusion. Its sword raised and slashed one of its goblin allies.

"That takes care of that one," Pi said. Clipping her bra back in place, she looked at the top of her jester wand and sighed. "Ugh... I may as well get started."

A rough slam into her privates began the wand's purpose. JP rose on her heads-up display. She groaned, fluttering her gaze about the battle by Asta and IYOTEN as she slid her mocking dildo along her red slit. "Uhn... oh yeah Reiko, you're such a naughty woman. Why settle for your hand when you can shove a big stick in your cunt and-"

The Battle Results screen. She could feel the whine of her loins as she removed her wand. "That was close."

"There's the last chest," IYOTEN said. "Take out the Symbol Fragment and we'll head for this Area's Beast Temple."

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The Inner Door of the Temple opened, revealing its Beast Statue. The ominous effigy floated, lower jaw fangs jutting from its maw. Such a pity, Pi thought, that all the hard work some employees of CC Corp put into building The World's lore amounted to nothing with the God of Justice Folset always referred to as a mere beast. She strutted toward the treasure chest, playing along with her 'tutorial'. She kicked the chest and looked at the item. 'Slut Gear x 1'.

"Cute," Pi said. She turned to her allies. "Thanks, I couldn't have done this withou- Boob Shield!"

It was a spontaneous skill, triggered in response to the metal gleam she knew full well from The World's array of swords. Her tits bounced high in her jump to connect with the speedy slash. IYOTEN's blade smushed into her copious mamms and dropped away without the slightest cut or blemish to her supple flesh. "What do you think you're doing?!"

Asta cackled. "You really thought any normal players would walk up to you and help you when you look like some slut carnival reject?"

Pi sneered as she at last matched their faces to past data logs. "Damn, how could I forget. You're the same PKers from Kestrel that attacked Haseo on his first day in The World."

"Haseo? Doesn't ring a bell. Must be a real loser if he hangs around a bumbling clown like you."

Pi crossed her arms. "Cease and desist or I'll be forced to-"

"To what? Shake your tits? Give us a lapdance? Pull a rabbit out of your ass? I hate role players, and you're the most pathetic one I've ever met. It's going to be an honor to PK a noob like you." Asta brandished her broadsword. The wheels spun on its blade, sparks flying to intimidate.

Pi raised her jester wand to block as the lithe girl advanced, closing half their distance in the span of two blinks. She braced for the first blow... and gawked confusion as her PC dropped her guard to plunge her wand into her loins. "What the hell am I AGH!"

Her PC sailed airborne, smacking back-first into the nearest wall. She steadied to her feet, mashing to control her actions, powerless as her PC defaulted to self-play. Tweaking her clit, she stared at the PKers.

"Not bad," IYOTEN said to Asta. "You took off a third of her health."

Asta answered, "Haha, as if it's hard when she can't go ten seconds without fucking something. Two more swings should finish her."

At their mercy, she grunted away the tension in her loins. Massaging from within, her juices soaked into her real world pants as they trickled down her PC's legs. She looked like a fool. A helpless, horny fool, gaping at the giant Broadsword scraping along the ground behind Asta. Her face burned beneath her facepaint with rage, as she vainly tapped for commands, locked out of her PC by the one legitimate game mechanic she loathed in The World. With Asta's blade inches from her neck, Pi thrust her wand deep one last time.

"Wait," IYOTEN said. He walked up to his partner-in-crime. "We kill weaklings all the time. I have control over her as the new party leader, I want to humiliate this one a little more before we send her on her way."

Asta sighed, setting her broadsword on her shoulder. "Really? Look at her, she's a walking kick me sign. She wants to be degraded. Let's PK her and move on to the next poor sap."

As they bickered, Pi found her PC removing her wand. Tossing it aside, she dropped to her knees, straightened her red bow tie and went into idle status. A good minute later...

"Fine, do it," Asta said. "I'll set up the camera to post a video on the guild account when we're done. You better save a spot for me on this old whore when I'm ready."

"OLD WHORE?!" Pi shouted. "I'll have you know I'm a woman in my prime."

"Glad you can admit you're a whore," IYOTEN mocked. Savoring Pi's angry snort, he dropped his puffed blue pants and marveled as his member flopped out half as thick and long as the jester's oft-concealed vibrator. "Wow, this whole time I thought PCs were sexless under their clothes. Let's try it out."

"I'm warning you, keep this up and I'll-" SMACK! Her head tossed left with one cock slap to her cheek. Another sent her head right. Side to side, the light sting on her skin paled next to her bruised ego. Her glasses shifted down the bridge of her nose with each pass, until at last they fell off the tip and over her mouth. During IYOTEN's brief pause, her PC pushed them back to her eyes.

"Wasn't that fun?" He asked.

"Go to hell," Pi spat.

"I thought clowns were supposed to be jolly, or was that Santa?" He grinned at the ice-bitch style glare she gave him. "I know, you've gone too long without a dick inside you, right? Let's fix that."

Despite her best defiant scowl, a tiny electric jolt to her throat made her boom the forced skill's name with as much pride and confidence as her lungs could muster. "Lolli Gag!"

She leapt for the fat, pulsing shaft like an addict, smearing red lipstick over the surface as she engulfed the full length. Slurping with her bobs, she tossed her bangs over her shoulder to the light twinkle of her bells. Her breasts mashed against the inside of IYOTEN's legs. Her slobber dripped down his ballsack as she sucked, vacuuming stray grey hairs down her throat. One failed gulp, and she retracted, coughing, her real and PC bodies pressing a hand to her chest.

"Hey!" IYOTEN said. "I didn't tell you to stop."

Three hacking coughs cleared her airway. She looked at the one pube in her palm. So small, so wispy, kinked like any other of its kind. Her auto-mode PC pressed her hand to her mouth, threw her head back and swallowed, adding one more snack to the imaginary collective. From there, she clamped her painted lips around IYOTEN again.

Asta stepped over to them. "Alright, you had your fun IYOTEN. The camera's been recording for a whole minute, it's my turn to make this sad excuse for a player open her mouth and lick my," she yanked her pants off, lowered her black thong and gaped at what flopped out, "... dick?"

Asta groped the appendage. Trailing a hand lower, she shifted her erection, bent forward and confirmed the presence of a girlish cunt. Hints of green mane surrounded the tiny hole, leading back to the base of her full cock. Quickly lifting her tanktop, she checked her miniscule bust, green nipples matching her eyes. Raising one brow, she returned her puzzled gaze to their captive and smirked.

"Oh well, at least the bulge doesn't show when I have my pants on. As long as I have this monster, let's try another door." Rounding behind Pi, Asta gripped the jester whore's buttocks. Teasing, Asta rubbed her bulb along Pi's slit, drawing wet hunger to the surface. "Hey IYOTEN, her pussy's so red. Think fire truck red."

"Is it painted?" he asked.

"Nope, I don't think it's meant to look like paint. I think she wanted to make her PC look like the horniest bitch in The World." Asta tapped Pi's outer loins. They winced, pulsing to the touch. Once, twice, thrice, the small girl pressed and gleefully watched, filming every second she tortured Pi's super-sensitive folds. "Hehehe, this is fun! She's like a penis fly trap, her pussy snaps at anything it touches. It must have taken hours for this loser to create this mod."

"Mmm mm gmph," Pi attempted to spout back, instead gulping into IYOTEN's thickness. Heat seethed out from the center of her crotch like wildfire. Pleasure passed from her hot red vaginal lips to the tingle in her stomach, splashed across her full bust and dried her mouth. The shaft throbbed against her tongue, Lolli Gag in full effect. Asta's member slipped into her sopping cunt with ease.

HONK!

HONK HONK HONK!

"HAHAHA, this is too much." Draping her skinny frame against Pi's fuller one, Asta laughed into the jester whore's back. "I can't take it anymore. IYOTEN, hurry up so we can PK this sleaze."

And with those fateful words, he came. As unusually specific as the actions that guided his PC, IYOTEN pulled out of the Whore's mouth in unison with his partner at her lower end. Pi groaned, mouth wide as the white strands splattered over her face. She rubbed the thick goo between her eyes, on her chin, across her forehead, smearing it into a thin coat that joined with what she took from Haseo. IYOTEN's drooping member dripped the remnants into her bust, marking her bow tie with the impeccable remainder of his seed. With enough thinning, the pink swirls on her cheeks showed through.

"Asta, check this out," IYOTEN said. "She's rubbing it in. How much you wanna bet her face is this white from all the men she's sucked off?"

Asta remarked, "She just logged into The World today, idiot. She hasn't had time to do that."

"What if she was lying? Nobody playing The World gains two levels their first fight."

"Just PK me and leave me the hell alone," Pi spat. She panted, each ragged breath laced with a scent only she among them could detect.

"How rude," Asta said. She grabbed the Jester Whore's long pigtails, pulling Pi face-to-face. "I thought girls were supposed to be made of sugar, and spice, and all that nice crap."

"She has that pink cotton candy for hair," IYOTEN said. "How about.... sugar and sperm and all things that squirm."

"Sounds good to me." Asta removed her sword from thin air and pressed it against Pi's neck. "Any last words?"

Pi scowled. "Yeah, unruly children like you should grow up a little and learn some manners."

"Hmm, I don't think I'll take the advice of an old hag who dresses like a clown and tries to have cybersex with monsters and players in a video game for fun. Be glad we don't report your sorry ass."

"Try it," Pi challenged.

"Nah, I'll just PK you. Goodbye!"

The blade sliced her PC's neck swiftly. By some fortune, the effects of her Avatar spared her real body of that sensation. The loading screen passed, and in seconds she reappeared in Mac Anu. She set to open her administration tools when an idle observation on her Status screen caught her eye.

"Level 10?"

Only one factor could account for her much higher level. IYOTEN and Asta. In the span of a few minutes with them, her PC gained several thousand points of experience. By mental calculation, she figured a comparable jump against enemy AI would take at least an hour.

She saved their member addresses and logged out.

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She removed her visor and headset. The smell of cotton candy lifted as her real mind separated from her PC, her senses overcome with a much different one. She looked at the picture on her desk, of her day at the fair with her brother, Jun Basyoya. It was the one remaining photo her mother had of them together. Sunlight obscured their faces at her current angle, left with the specifics of Jun's unbuttoned white dress shirt and black undershirt, while little Reiko stood next time him in her pink sleeveless turtleneck. She reached to grab it.

"Ms. Saeki."

Reiko spun in her office chair. "Master Yat-," she stopped herself, blinking away the video game mindset, "Mr. Hino. Is anything wrong?"

He grumbled. "I was going to give you another task with Haseo, but you look tired. You may want to return home for the day and get some rest."

As the dampness of her groin sank in, she folded her hands in her lap, hiding the huge wet stain in her dress pants. "I can handle it Mr. Hino, but I need to take a restroom break before I log into The World again."

"Very well. By the way, you should use an umbrella the next time you come to work on a rainy day. I can see your nipples through your shirt."

"Huh?" She peered down. It was true. Past her necktie, her dress shirt soaked in sweat, revealing the curve and details of her small, braless bust. She blushed. "Mr. Hino!"

"Just looking out for you."


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Author's Note: I normally put this at the front so you readers can get it over with and enjoy the fic, but this felt like it would be too obstructive there. As I was writing this chapter, Shoogerbare finished a commission I paid him for of jester whore Pi. I gave him the commission back in December, he got busy, stuff happens, etc. I normally don't pay for such things, but I was very underwhelmed by Pi's Xth form as an Xth form for .hack//Link and this is the last .hack that team is doing so I decided 'why the hell not?' The first two pictures are of adult and safe versions of it, different in some spots from the story version, while the last picture is an official one of Jun and Reiko that I used at the end of this chapter. If the image host doesn't work out for some of you, let me know of a better one (E-mail is on my profile page).

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