Real Men of Genius - Resident Evil Style
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+M through R › Resident Evil
Rating:
Adult
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3
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Category:
+M through R › Resident Evil
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
3
Views:
3,128
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Resident Evil, nor do I own the Real Men of Genius slogans and I am not profiting from this.
Albert Wesker
Albert Wesker
(… pfft)
Budweiser presents “Real Men of Genius.”
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom!”
(Doom, I tell you! Doo- *smack* …Sorry. Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom.”)
That bad guy act you pull doesn’t fool anyone…except for Mr. Snuggly Bear.
(Except he’s not the only one who’s under the covers, now is he?)
Those pictures you keep of Chris? They don’t mean a thing. You’re just reminding yourself why you hate him so much.
(Wait, was that Chris naked in the shower room? 0.o Dude, that was back in college!)
And so we salute you, Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom.” Even if Chris were to up and kick the bucket, there’s always cryogenics.
(Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom.”)
FIN!!!!!!!!
Shiro: These just keep getting specialer and specialer by the minute.
Asura: … “Specialer” is not a word. Points at dictionary
Shiro: … shush mortal.
Asura: Make me.
And thus the war of the authors began… in this series… and ended in five minutes after finding hot chocolate.
Shiro: … what were we fighting about again…?
Asura: … your mom.
Shiro: Your rainbow.
Asura: Oh, yay. Wearing a shirt that says, “We are everywhere”
(… pfft)
Budweiser presents “Real Men of Genius.”
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom!”
(Doom, I tell you! Doo- *smack* …Sorry. Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom.”)
That bad guy act you pull doesn’t fool anyone…except for Mr. Snuggly Bear.
(Except he’s not the only one who’s under the covers, now is he?)
Those pictures you keep of Chris? They don’t mean a thing. You’re just reminding yourself why you hate him so much.
(Wait, was that Chris naked in the shower room? 0.o Dude, that was back in college!)
And so we salute you, Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom.” Even if Chris were to up and kick the bucket, there’s always cryogenics.
(Mr. “Magical Reappearing Bio-Weapon of Doom.”)
FIN!!!!!!!!
Shiro: These just keep getting specialer and specialer by the minute.
Asura: … “Specialer” is not a word. Points at dictionary
Shiro: … shush mortal.
Asura: Make me.
And thus the war of the authors began… in this series… and ended in five minutes after finding hot chocolate.
Shiro: … what were we fighting about again…?
Asura: … your mom.
Shiro: Your rainbow.
Asura: Oh, yay. Wearing a shirt that says, “We are everywhere”