Last memory of Bacelorhood

sigh The last part! And the answer to just what happened during that disturbing little blackout in the middle of the story. XP I just didn't feel like writing all that, so I skipped ahead. It was already longer than planned, anyway. So, here's the results of the night along with a little commentary from da narrorator. Guess that'd be me. Plus Cloud and Seph decide to join in.


Disclaimer: I don't own the Kingdom Hearts crew or places. They belong to Square Enix and Disney.
Last Memory of Bachelorhood--Part Three--The Results


The next morning Ansem, Leon and Riku came back to inspect the damage and clean up.
“Here.” Ansem handed Riku a blue shirt. “As punishment for trying to bum beer, you get to give Sephiroth his shirt back. And pants.” He added a black pair to Riku’s arms. “And wake him up, for god’s sakes.”
Riku’s face dropped. “Hey, I was just trying to follow Cloud! I kinda wanted to forget that too, you know.” Disgusted, he turned away toward the center of the room.
They had ended up with three drunks that night. First Sephiroth, who finally passed out on ‘his table’ as he claimed it, then Cloud, trying to drown away the whole night. Last was Cid who had conked out into one of the chairs along the wall. Leon shook his head as he tried to wake up the pilot.
Cloud was the first to wake up on his own. He yawned and stretched, feeling a blanket slide off of him. After swallowing the aftertaste of last night, he yawned again, not quite ready to get up. Instead he snuggled closer to the warmth beside him. ‘Aerith sure is sleeping late today,’ he thought calmly. He breathed in deeply, sneezing as he felt hair tickle his face. Blinking, he sat up and stared blearily down at Aerith’s silver hair.
No, wait. Aerith’s hair was brown. Silver, that was…”Holy shit! Ahhh!” He yelled as he noticed who was at his side, plus he wasn’t too happy with the pounding headache he’d just gotten. He rubbed his head then glared at the white-haired man beside him. Quickly Cloud checked something. Yes, he still had his clothes. He sighed with relief. “Sephiroth,” he said cautiously poking at him with a finger. “Hey! Get up, you ass!” He shoved the other man over and Sephiroth rolled over once before coming to.
“Huh? Ah, what the—my head’s killing me!” He glanced over for a second. “Oh, hey Cloud. Cloud!” He shot up, almost falling off the table. “What in the he—“
“Uh, here!”
Sephiroth looked over to where Riku was holding out his clothes. “Riku?” He suddenly noticed the weight of a blanket on his bare legs. He glanced up at Riku then back at Cloud before raising the edge of the blanket. “Whoa! What the hell? Where did those come from?” he yelled, panicked.
Leon, who was helping Cid to his feet, answered in an slightly amused voice. “We’re guessing Ansem.”
Ansem gulped as Sephiroth’s aqua eyes turned to him. “Uh, laundry mishap. Plus you were already half-drunk.”
Sephiroth’s eyes widened. “I got drunk!”
Cid grinned still being supported. “Oh, you weren’t drunk, you were completely sloshed! It was great.” He laughed and attempted to stand on his own.
Sephiroth groaned. “Oh, don’t worry,” said Riku. “That wasn’t half as bad as when you kissed Cloud.”
“I did WHAT!”
Ansem nodded. “Yeah, it wasn’t pretty.”
Cloud had buried his face into his end of the blanket and nodded too. “That’s why I got drunk, trying to forget it,” he said in a muffled voice.
Sephiroth followed suit and buried his face as well. “I don’t believ it,” he mumbled.
Cid grinned evilly. “Ya better believe it. Cause I got proof on film!”
Both Sephiroth and Cloud looked up, then sprang at Cid, both trying to strangle him.
The other three just stood back all wearing ‘you should have know’ looks, simply watching.
Well, yep, that’s it! Okay, yeah, there’s more, but who wants to hear about the wedding? That’s nowhere near the best part. But anyways, that was how both Sephiroth and Cloud came to be insane and stuck inside an institution far away from each other for the rest of their lives.
-You liar.-
Huh? Cloud? I thought you weren’t listening?
/Well, I was./
Uh, Sephiroth? Hey, guys, come on. It was just a stupid joke, okay?
-If anyone belongs in an institution, it’s you.-
/Yeah. I’ve got to say that’s the best idea you’ve had for a while, Cloud. Aside from deciding to burn Cid’s pictures./
-What? I’ve had loads of good ideas!-
/Yeah. Like making this little thing public/
-Okay, maybe that wasn’t the best idea, but---
Hey! If you two are done, I need to be somewhere else. Okay?
/Yo, Cloud./
-Yeah?-
/Let’s get her./
-Attaccckkkkk!-
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
----------Note: The rest of this story has been edited for violence. If any questions remain about this story, the narrator can be found in the Psychiatric Ward of Nibelheim. Thank you for your time and we hoped you have enjoyed this.
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Hmmm...I wonder if the Psychiatric Ward of Nibelheim really exists. XP That'd be something to find in the game. I know Nibelheim isn't in KH, but I think i threw that in because it was just Seph and Cloud t
alking. Maybe my brain switched to FF7 for a second. Either way, yeah. Hope you liked this wierd thing! I know my friends did. XD
Reviews always welcome. Please no flaming. I do enough to my own work myself. XP


THE END!!!!!!!