Zexion in wonderland

A soaked Zexion had just got away from a group of animals trying to force him to run in circles, which at this point he was starting to wish you stayed long enough to ask for directions.

Sighing, Zexion leaned against a fallen log, closing his eyes for a moment, but a moment turned into a hour or so as he fell asleep.
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"Is it dead?"

"Don't be stupid, it's still breathing!"

"Geez, sorry, Mister Grumpers."

"Oh, stop pouting."

"I'll do as I like! Besides.. You pout all the time, admit it."

“I have no clue what you’re talking about.”

“Liar! You alw--.. It’s waking up!”

Zexion twitched as the voices continued to whisper obviously.. in his face? Opening one eye just a bit he caught sight of big blue eyes starring at him intently.. this person.. was right in his face!

Shrieking, Zexion shoved the person's face away. "The hell are you doing in my face?!" He narrowed his eyes at.. Sora? His eyes widened, his mouth opening and shutting in silent confusion. 'This is now a nightmare.. wait no! It's always been a nightmare! Thanks to Riku..'

Sora had been shoved back somewhat and now he sat on his butt with a shocked expression. Zexion just knew this was going to end badly and as if fate wanted to say so too a hand slapped itself down onto his shoulder.

"How dare you touch -my- Sora?" That voice was laced with Jealousy.

'Why, why does every place have to treat me so cruelly?!' Slowly Zexion turned his head to look at the person who had just spoken. Blonde hair, blue eyes like Sora, more pissed off expression, Roxas. "..I didn't mean to really! I w-was just shocked.. eheh.. sorry.."
Zexion's voice shook slightly, it's not like Zexion was scared of Roxas, it's just.. he was scared of a -jealous- Roxas, that type of Roxas meant certain death and he valued his life thank you very much!

Roxas opened his mouth to say something only to be interrupted by a worried Sora. "You're soaked! You poor thing!"

The blonde boy seemed to push aside his jealousy for a moment to inspect Zexion, surely enough he was still soaked. "..You're right, he is.. you might need to let him borrow some clothes.."

A grin broke out across Sora's face, his eyes glinting mischievously. "I know just what he could wear!"

'..Mmm, that's it, fate hates my guts and any other organ in my body.' Before Zexion knew what happened both Roxas and Sora had grabbed him and dragged him deeper into the forest he was in.

"Okay! No one will see, shoo, Roxy! I got this."

Roxas glanced at Sora then to Zexion who looked like a trapped animal, for a moment he wondered if Zexion knew what Sora was going to put on him or if he was just real shy. Hmm.. Roxas shrugged and continued on his way, once he was out of sight he could hear shouts.

“DON’T TOUCH ME!!”

“HOLD STILL, I’M TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM GETTING SICK!!”

“DON’T YOU DARE TAKE MY PANTS!! NO! STOP!”

“STOP… STRUGGLING!”

Roxas twitched, trying to keep himself from seeing what was going on, sighing he flopped down on the ground, listening to the panicked Zexion and determined Sora yell at each other.

Moments later Zexion stood in front of a dumbfounded Roxas and a giggling Sora. He was wearing bright yellow short shorts, red and white stockings going just to his knees, he was wearing matching arm warmers, a bright orange short belly shirt, a undershirt that had red and white stripes and bright orange platform boots.. and just for looks Sora placed a bright yellow head band on top of Zexion’s head, luckily he didn’t pull back Zexion’s hair, otherwise he’d have a fit.

Sora clapped excitedly as he examined Zexion. “You look cute! I knew these clothes would come in handy!”

Zexion groaned, slapping a hand over his face. “I don’t even match!”

Roxas smirked. “Well, atleast you look better instead of like a rat and only my--” A arm slipped around Sora’s waist. “--Sora could have made you look this good!” That earned Roxas a peck on the cheek.

Groaning, Zexion turned away from the couple. “I’m -leaving-.”

“Hey! Wait!”

Zexion paused at the sound of Sora’s voice. “..What?”

“What’s your name?!”

“My… name.. Zexion..” ‘He forgot my name?’

“Well, I’m Sora and that‘s Roxas, it was nice meeting you, byyee Zexy-chan!”

Roxas glanced up at his name, offering a small wave with his free hand.

“Yeah.. Bye, Sora, Roxas.” He gave a slight nod and continued on.

Zexion pinched the bridge of his nose, closing his eyes. ‘They don’t know who I am anymore..? Figures, but what did I exp--’ His thoughts were cut off when a hand was pressed against his chest, glancing up he came face to face with Riku. “You--!”

“..What are you wearing?” Riku grabbed Zexion’s shoulders, spinning him around two times before releasing him. “Hmm, doesn’t matter, but… you look better in bright colors more than dark ones, now I need you to go fetch me my gloves! Now go!” Before Zexion could protest he was being shoved into a house.

“..That... jackass!” Zexion glared at the door he had just been shoved into, before sighing and glancing around of gloves. “..Well, I would expect them to be in a room..”

It wasn’t all that easy climbing stairs in boots. Zexion had never wore boots before. He once again glanced around for gloves, when he saw a small box sitting on the bed, scurrying over to it Zexion opened it quickly. “Ah ha! Gloves!.. Why would Riku want gloves?..” He glanced over his shoulder at a box sitting on a dresser, a couple of cookies sat in it, each one read ‘Eat Me’. “..I’m not eating that.”

As he made his way back down stairs he made it half way before he tripped, luckily… no one saw. Zexion whined quietly as he stood up and dusted himself off, continuing on his way over to Riku after he was done. “I found your gloves.”

Riku had his back to Zexion at first as he stared at a clock and tapped his foot, but as soon as he heard Zexion he whipped around and grabbed Zexion’s wrist. “Good! Let’s go!” The platinum blonde pulled the stunned boy along with him as he made a dash away from the house.

“W-wait! Where are we going?!”

“You’ll see!”

“Tell me!”

“I can’t right now, you’re making me even later, run faster!” A tug to Zexion’s hand caused the boy to squeak.

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A/N: Sooo… it’s cool right?? RIGHT?! *is totally kicked by Demyx* Hey! You aren’t suppose to be here yet!

Demyx: But.. Zexy!

A/N: BEAT IT PUNK!! Ahem, Sorry about that, please tell me what you think!