Sailor Bitches

Sailor Bitches

Episode 3: Darkness Falls, Enter Sailor Bitch Black

*Maria was getting ready to go to Sarah’s House with some of her own baking. Besides being Sailor Bitch Red, she’s an excellent cook*

Maria: Mom, I’m going next door with my baking.
Jessica: They better be ready to go to the hospital.
Maria: Fuck you, mom. *Leaves*
Katrina: Is she an excellent cook?
Jessica: Nope.

*Next door, Maria knocked on the door and Sarah answered it*

Sarah: Hi, Maria.
Maria: I brought some of my baking here for you and your family.
Sarah: *takes them* Thank you, how about you come in?
Maria: OK *enters the house*

*The house still has boxes here and there*

Sarah: Sorry about the mess, we’re getting still getting situated in this house. *Stops* This is the Living Room, the main room in our house.
Maria: Wow, look at that wrap around couch, like the one from...
Sarah: Scarface? Yes, that’s the one. My dad won it in an auction. My dad used to be in the military and got a raise to General before he retired from the military and then worked on several Strategy Games in the Historical Department, he makes the games historically accurate for their time period.
Maria: So he worked on the strategy games that dealt with Dadanians, Dandarido Village, and Tolki-hes?
Sarah: Yep. Moving on. *She goes into the Kitchen as Maria followed* This is the kitchen, we have the latest, state-of-the-art kitchen with all the latest equipment needed to cook anything in the world.
Maria: *excited* Wow.
Sarah: It is really amazing, my dad is the best cook in our family and he makes the best Fried Chicken that if you tasted it, you’d think you died and gone to heaven.
Maria: I should try it one day. Can I see your room?
Sarah: Sure, follow me. *Goes upstairs being followed by Maria*
Maria: Amazing house of far, Sarah.
Sarah: *enters her room* Thanks and this is my room, the most complete room in the house currently. My bed is near the center of the room and my TV is on the opposite of my bed.
Maria: What is this case here for?
Sarah: That’s my Trophy Case, I’m a great Fighter and Wrestler where I came from.
Maria: We sure need someone like that on our teams because we never won a Tournament in 10 years.
Sarah: I will join, if they allow me to.
Maria: Amazing, I’m sorry for mistreating you.
Sarah: It’s OK. Let’s continue. *She goes across from her room as Maria followed* Dawn may bitch at me, but this is her room.
Maria: Where is she?
Sarah: She in a Stratego Tournament and won’t be back, until a few days from now. My little sister is a genius in that game and in Advance Wars.
Maria: Amazing, she’ll be interested in our War Tournaments near the end of each semester, we have all kinds of War related tournaments. She can be the talk of the school with them.
Sarah: Well that’s it for the tour. Hope you enjoyed it.
Maria: I did and I didn’t know you were as famous as you are or I would have treated you better. Can you forgive me and be friends?
Sarah: Yes and yes. *Hugs her*
Maria: Thanks. Wanna go to the Mall of Quadina?
Sarah: Sure, I gotta get my dad something for when he returns back from work.

*Maria and Sarah left the house and headed to the Mall of Quadina*

*In the Unknown Throne Room, the Leader was in the shadows as the two remaining allies in front of her*

???: Let’s do this again, shall we?
Thomas: We would have destroyed the bitch HQ, the Mall of Quadina, if you sent me instead of Rosetta.
Rosetta: You failed to assassinate the traitor.
???: Good point, Thomas you will go this time.
Thomas: Yes, Queen Rebecca.
Queen Rebecca: Take the Light Monster, Sailor Bitch Red cannot beat it with her powers.
Thomas: Yes, my queen. *Teleports with the Light Seed*

*At the Mall of Quadina, Maria and Sarah was in a Weapon’s Shop*

Sarah: *looking through the swords, until she finds a sword, that looks like the Master Sword* This sword looks like the one from that game with the Triangles together and the Princess that continuously gets kidnapped and a swordsperson rescues her.
Maria: Legend of Zelda.
Sarah: Oh yea, I’m not a big gamer. *Picks up the Master Sword*
Clerk: Good Choice, ma’am, that sword has been popular nowadays, since the Twilight Princess came out. It’s $50.00.
Sarah: OK, I’ll take two, plus a Hylian Shield. *Pays full price for the swords and shield*

*There’s an explosion heard outside the store*

Maria: I gotta go to the bathroom. *She runs out to the main lobby and sees Thomas and the Light Monster and hides* Flame On. *Maria transforms into Sailor Bitch Red and jumps out* Not so fast polite scum. I am the fire that lights the world in darkness, I am the Bitch that guide the boats to harbor, and by the Fires of Mars, I’ll destroy you.
Thomas: Try all you can, but you’ll always fail.
Maria: Flaming Cir...
Danny Rose: *as Masked Elemental* Stop, Sailor Bitch Red.
Maria: *falls to the ground and gets up angry* Why?
Danny Rose: You would have used Fire Circle on that monster and he would eat it and become stronger.
Maria: We’re fucked, we’re totally fucked now.
???: Get out of here, Sailor Bitch Red.
Maria: Who said that?
Sarah: *appeared as Sailor Bitch Black* I said it, it’ll be dangerous for you guys to be here.
Maria: OK. *runs away with Danny Rose*
Thomas: I don’t think so, Twilight Messengers, destroy those sons of bitches.

*Twenty Twilight Messengers chases them*

Thomas: I’ll just leave my friend to destroy you. *vanishes*

*At an intersection of the Mall of Quadina*

Danny Rose: Let’s spilt up. I take the left and you go right.
Maria: OK. *Separates with Danny Rose as the Messengers separates ten to a group*

*At the main lobby, the Light Monster charges at Sarah*

Sarah: *getting into position to fight the Light Monster* I hope this works. *removes one of the Master Swords from the bag, takes it out of the case, and fires a Darkness Beam from it knocking the beast back* You don’t like the dark, do you? *Blasted the Light Monster just playing around*

*On the right wing of the Mall of Quadina*

*Maria was trapped in a Music Store with them*

Maria: I need a lot of power to eliminate all of these assholes. *Maria began charging up and a Fire Beam and an hour later, she released the beam destroying all the Messengers in one attack and was panting* I won. *tries to get out, but rubble blocks her way* Oh well, cannot let good music be destroyed. *got a bag and started stealing all her favorite bands music*

*In the Left Wing of the Mall of Quadina*

*Danny Rose was trapped in EB Games as he put a Light Cartridge in his sword*

Danny Rose: You wanna kill me? You won’t stand a chance. *uses the Sword Charge to destroy all 10* We’ll cannot let games go to waste, the structure cannot take this much abuse. *goes around stealing games and systems and putting them in boxes as a little imp was watching him do it*
???: Cannot resist taking advantage of the situation, huh?
Danny Rose: The Mall is going to collapse, if this fighting continues, it cannot withstand the blast to the pillars and main structure and will fall ruining almost everything in the mall. Are you one of them messengers because I will destroy you, if you are.
Midna: I’m no bad girl, I’m Midna and I know the Twilight Realm is in trouble, but I’m here searching for heroes to save it, but I cannot seem to find heroes on this bright planet.
Danny Rose: I found two heroes, but two isn’t enough, I know there’s more heroes than two.
Midna: I guess my mission will have to wait. I’ll teleport you and your stuff to a safe place.
Danny Rose: My mansion, please.
Midna: OK. *teleports him and his stuff back the Danny Mansion*

*In the main lobby*

Sarah: Now to finish this. *powers up* Powers of Darkness, please help me defeat the light. *Summons a Dark Blast that destroys the Light Monster and the area they were in* I did it. *falls over as the Mall of Quadina collapses completely*

*in a safe place in the rubble*

Maria: My mall is destroyed, where am I suppose to hang out at now? Where’s Sarah and that Bitch that helped me? *looks around in at the rubble and sees some movement in what used to be the main lobby* Someone there. *clears the rubble there and finds Sarah*
Sarah: We won.
Maria: More like we lost, we lost our mall and our hangout.

*In the Mysterious Throne Room*

Thomas: Sorry about failing, my queen.
Rebecca: We won, we eliminated the #1 place bitches loves to hangout.
Rosetta: We now gotta come up with a new plan.
Thomas: I have an idea.

*In a restaurant called the Burger Shop, a Malt Shop that serves the best burgers in town*

*Maria and Sarah sat at a table eating*

Maria: Man, this is a great hangout, like back in my mom’s days. I hate my mom, she puts me down about everything.
Sarah: Your mom doesn’t know about your skills. You’re an excellent cook, you should open up your own restaurant after graduation.
Maria: Thanks, you maybe a bitch, but you’re my bitch.
Sarah: Damn strait.

*At Danny’s Mansion*

Danny Rose: So the enemy has taken residence in the Twilight Realm.
Midna: Yes, they have found a way to go to the Twilight Realm.
Danny Rose: The Twilight can infect our world, then. How the fuck do we prevent this from happening?
Midna: You know the legend of the Tri Emeralds and how Tripod made a deal with the Twilight Realm to make the seven gems that could keep the Twilight from ever infecting the world. If all seven Tri Emeralds are together, they have the Silver Tri Emerald and the Holder of the Silver Tri Emerald can either summon or prevent the Twilight from inhabiting the world. If a pure hearted person touches it, the Twilight will not infect the world, but if evil ever touches it, the world will be infected with Twilight.
Danny Rose: Then the rumor about them was true, the Tripodians and the Twili created the Tri Emeralds.
Midna: So when all 6 are united, we test their bond?
Danny Rose: Yea, it’s better that way. Teamwork is important to any team, a team without teamwork won’t stay together for long.
Midna: Oh, mister sage person. Shut up, Dadanian, you gotta quit giving sage advice and let people work it out on their own. It causes too much of a dependence on a person, it’d be better for the Bitches to work on their own.
Danny Rose: No way, they’re still struggling and don’t have all their elements yet. They have Fire and Darkness, but lack Light, Love, Water, and Wind.
Midna: Fine, help them, until they get them elements, but after the elements, you’re breaking ties with aiding them.
Danny Rose: OK. I’ll just go there for Moral Support and helpful tips.
Midna: OK, we both win.