The Principles Pet

Disclaimer: DO no own Legend of Zelda!

Ok, sorry you guys! Sorry! I know I took much longer than I said I would! Alright. This chapter is a little more lovey-dovey than I had expected, but it will all change in the next chapter I swear! Haha, ok, try to enjoy!

9:30 PM Home of the Redblade’s

RIIIIIIING!

”Ugh..”

RIIIIIIIING!

”…”

RIIIIIIIING!

Click!

You have reached Link

AND Dark!

I was about to say that just shut up for a minute..Anyway, we are either not here or too busy to answer the phone

Or we just don’t want to talk to you because we have caller I.D

Dark, stop it! Please leave your name and number and

If you sound hot we’ll call you back!


Dark please just shut up you are being so immature!

I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and Gaaaaaay!

Dark! Shut up! It is still running!

There is nothing to be ashamed of Link, everyone knows you are gay.

W-wait what?! I never said that!

It is obvious!

Dark shut up!

You shut up!

You stupid-!

*Incomprehensible yelling*

Beeeeeeeeep!

”Hey Link, I know you are there! Wake up! It is only 9:30, the night is young!”

”Oh..zelda shut up and go away..” Link mumbled covering his head with the pillow.

”Link wake up! I have something to teeeeeeell yooooooou!”

”Noithing I want to know I’m sure.” He buried himself under the covers and applied pressure to the pillow over his head. Zelda always had something to say, but Link just wasn’t in the mood to hear it.

”It has to do with…Sheeeeeeeeik!”

Links eyes shot open. He threw the covers off of him and lept to the phone.

”H-Hello!”

”Ah, there you are!”

”What about Sheik?”

”I can’t say!”

”Ugh, goodbye Zelda..”

”Wait wait no! Don’t hang up!”

”Then tell me or leave me alone, I am not in the mood…”

”Ok ok. I know what will brighten your night. Sheik is in loooove!”

”With?”

”You silly who else!”

Links heart stopped. She had to be kidding. Sheik, how could Sheik like him? She must be kidding. Zelda will do anything to get a rise out of Link, but this was too far.

”Ok, whatever Zelda. I am going back to bed.”

”Wait no, Link seriously!”

”Sure, I will believe when he calls and ask’s me out himself. Lets see that happen.” Link said sarcastically. He pulled the phone away from his head regardless of Zelda shrieking voice yelling something at him.

”Stupid Zelda…” Link mumbled. He placed the cordless phone on the night stand rather than back on the hook and got back into bed.

”Sheik…” Link scoffed. Of course he wanted to believe it. But Sheik just gave off the impression that he had better things to do.

Riiiiiiing!

”Oh not this again…Zelda just leave me alone..” Link reached over and picked up the phone.

”Listen Zelda, what you said is not funny. You know how much I like Sheik.”

”I am flattered Link.” A low smooth voice responded over the phone. Link felt his entire body turn red with embarrassment when he realized who it was. Of all people, Sheik. Guess the secrets out.

”Oh uh, Sheik. Sorry, I didn’t know..uh.”

”It’s alright. I am guessing she told you then huh?”

”uh…yea.”

”Hmph. Well, I know not to trust her anymore..” He chuckled lightly.

”Heh..yea.”

”So, yea. I called to see if you wanted to, I dunno, hang out or something tonight. I mean, if it isn’t too late…”

”No it isn’t too late! I’m game!” Link slapped his forhead. He couldn’t sound any more desperate could he?

”Cool, alright. I will be over in about 20 minutes. Is that ok?”

”Yea! I’ll be ready!”

”Ok, see you then. Bye.”

”…bye.”

Link sat the phone down and rushed the closet. He eyed his plain clothes and then glanced over at his brothers wardrobe.

”Hmm… I’m sure Dark wouldn’t mind me borrowing some of his clothes.” He shuffled through the endless line of black expensive clothing.

Link never asked where Link got the money for all these clothes. He never wore the same thing twice.

”Why does everything have to be black?” Link asked himself. Black was Darks favorite color, but how he manages to get away at school without wearing his uniform is unknown to him.

”I guess this’ll have to do.” He decided on a pair of black leather, real leather, pants and a simple black button down shirt. Or to Link it was simple, the name brand tag stated otherwise.

He went to the edge of the bed and began sliding them on. Dark was a little smaller than Link so the leather was a bit tight all over. Link took off his pajama shirt and stood in front of the mirror. He realized how revealing the pants were.

”Maybe this isn’t such a good idea…” He said to himself. If Sheik so much as breathed on him he knew he would get excited, and these pants would let the world know. He did a quick turn looking at himself in the mirror once more.

”But they do show off my figure…” Link chuckled at himself. He reached over onto the bed and grabbed the shirt. He put it on and buttoned it all the way to the top.

”Mmm, no.” He unbuttoned the top two revealing his chest slightly.

”There we go.” Link continued to ‘admire’ himself thinking of all the things Sheik would have to say about his current attire. How much are you going for these days? I would expect something like this from your brother, but not you Link. Perfect school-boy Link. But Link wanted to surprise Sheik. He wanted to show him that he wasn’t as innocent as he looked.

Link smiled at himself. He realized how much he looked like his brother. It was almost disturbing. Link then heard the doorbell ring. He took one last look in the mirror grabbed a tic tac and made his way downstairs.

He stood at the door and took a deep breath. Finally he opened the door and saw Sheik, a little winded and a half smoked cigarette in his mouth.

”OH hey Dark. Didn’t think you would be home on a Friday night. Shouldn’t you be hitting the clubs looking for another man to fuck around with?” Sheik said it sarcastically. Link tried not to smile, he just looked at Sheik as seriously as he could but said nothing.

”Well fine whatever, can you tell Link that-“ Sheik paused. He looked at Link and his jaw fell open causing the cigarette to fall from his mouth.

”Hi Sheik.” Link smiled and looked at Sheik shyly. Sheik shook his head and finally spoke.

”Link? Uh… Wow.” Sheik felt like an idiot for saying those things to him, but after he realized that it was Link his eyes automatically scanned his body from the bottom up.

”Heh. Yea. I know, it’s not mine. It’s Dark’s.”

”Uh yea…” He continued to gawk. Link laughed lightly and waved his hands in front of Sheiks face.

”Sheik? Everything ok?”

”Uhm, no yea. Yes, everything is…great.” Sheik began to blush lightly as he turned his head up towards Link. He just noticed that he was starring and was probably making Link feel uncomfortable.

”O…k. Well where are we off to?” Link asked casually, trying to come off as being cool.

”Oh yea, about that. Listen Link, I am sorry I really am. But my piece-of-shit car broke down on the way here. I ran as fast as I could so I wouldn’t be late…but with no car we can’t go very far. I’m sorry Link. I ruined this evening didn’t I?”

”No of course not Sheik. I am sorry to hear about your car though…”

”Well it was coming sooner or later. I am surprised it lasts as long as it did.”

”How about we just spend the night here. I can order a pizza and we can just…you know, hang out or something.”

”That’d be cool.”

”Alright then, come on in. You’ll have to excuse the mess. I try to keep the place clean but Dark just seems to refuse to pick up after himself.” Link laughed showing Sheik into the living room.

There were pizza boxes pilled to the ceiling. Plates and bowls all over the table, and two or three different video game systems with their wires stretched all around the television. It screamed college-bound teens.

”Heh…” Was all Sheik could think to say.

”Yea, you can never pull Dark away from those damned video game systems. I tried to sell one once and he near took off my arm. We needed the money to pay our rent, but he went out and came back with the rent money himself… I don’t want to know where he got it.”

”Wow…” That bastard would sell his own body for video games. How pathetic. He thought to himself.

”Yea. I guess I don’t blame him though. There are some games worth playing.” Link admitted. They went over to the couch and sat down.

”Like?” Sheik suddenly became interested. He never took Link as the kind of guy who would give video games the time of day.

”Well like this game,” he leaned over and picked up the box. “Legend of Ama. It is a story about a boy who didn’t fit in where he was from. For years he felt different, like an outcast. But then he soon left his home village and went on a long, tedious, dangerous adventure to save a princess and the world.” Link held the box and smiled as he envisioned the game in his head. He heard Sheik clear his throat and he snapped out of his fantasy world.

”Sorry.”

”No Link. It’s cool. I guess I can understand that. That is one cool thing about games. You get to be someone you could never be in real life. No matter how many times you fuck up, you can come back and do it again until you get it right. And in the end, everyone his happy. Too bad life isn’t more like a game huh?” Sheik smiled at Link as he shook his head in response.

”Yea…well anyway, I’ll go order a pizza. Anything you want on it in particular?”

”Uh, anything is great. Oh and, I’ll take care of it. I insist. Besides, I was supposed to be taking you out for the night, so I’ll pay for whatever you get. Go crazy. Hell, order two extra larges with everything on it!” Link laughed and headed towards the den area.

Sheik sat back and looked at the medium large screen tv. He saw the remote on the table and reached over to turn it on.

There was a loud moaning followed by excessive grunts and screams coming from the television. It was on a Gay Porn channel. Sheik panicked and tried to find the button that changed the channel, but there were so many damn buttons!

Almost everything he pressed made it worse. He looked down at the remote and tried to read the writing but it was worn off. He tried to turn it down but it kept turning up, and when he tried changing the channel the picture kept getting larger and smaller. Sheik dropped the remote and ran over to the television trying to find the manual controls, but they were no where to be found.

”Well Sheik, I didn’t know you were into this kind of stuff.” Link said. Sheik turned around and saw Link laughing. Sheik turned a deep red and backed away from the tv.

”It’s not what it looks like.”

”Suuure.” Link said jokingly.

”No really Link. I didn’t mean to, I just wanted to look at TV!”

”It’s ok Sheik it isn’t your fault. I rarely look at television after Dark did his illegal cable hook-ups and modified everything. All we get is porn now.”

”I…see. Well can we at least turn it down?”

Link walked over to the couch and picked up the remote and turned the volume down effortlessly.

”He screwed with the remote too.” Link sat it on the table. Sheik stood up and walked back over to the couch.

For a while the sound in the room was the faint hum of the television. Sheik wasn’t really watching it and neither was Link. They both just sort of starred at the ground and occasionally they glanced at each and looked away. Finally Sheik spoke.

”So what kind of pizza did you get?”

”Oh uh, pepperoni, sausage, ham, chicken, beef, steak, and anchovies.”

”Well aren’t you the little meat eater.” Sheik said. He noticed a blush come over Links face and he just realized what he said. He didn’t mean it that way, but of course it came out that way.

”What I meant was, you like to eat meat.” Sheik stopped. That wasn’t any better. “ I mean the sort of meat you eat.”

Every time Sheik tried to correct himself it only made Link blush even more he finally said, “Sheik. It’s ok, I know what you mean.” He put his hand on Sheiks and gave him a calming smile. There was that same sudden jolt that Link received earlier that day only now it was given to Sheik.

Link and Sheik sat in that awkward position for about 10 seconds, but it felt so much longer than that. Link finally pulled his hand away causing Sheik to frown slightly. He didn’t want Link to move away, he wanted him to move closer. But he sighed and tried to shrug it off as if it meant nothing.

Again the silence returned. Link momentarily glanced over at the television. There was a tall muscular man on his knees sucking this other guy off. Links mind began to wander into unfamiliar territory. He began to wonder what it would be like to be that guy receiving, or even giving. To be so intimate with someone. To give such pleasure to a man. Not just any man, Sheik. How would Sheik react to Link if he were to ever attempt anything like that? He imagined how good it would feel for him which in return made Link feel good as well. He looked over at Sheik who was also looking at the Television. He admired his beauty as the light from the tv reflected off of his lightly tanned skin. How his hair always sat in front of his face covering one of his eyes. Those beautiful red eyes. No, not red. Ruby. Jewels. How he could make such plain clothing such as jeans and a shirt come to life. Sheik was just…perfect.

Sheik turned away from the tv and saw Link starring at him. He smiled and said , “See something you like?” and Link unconsciously replied. “Yes.”

Sheik laughed out loud and eyed his crotch and pointed, “Yes? Ha, so you agree with your friend there?”

Link shook his head and knitted his eyebrows together trying to figure out what Sheik meant by his sly statement. He then looked down and saw he looked the way he felt. Horny. Link covered his mouth and leapt from the couch heading towards the bathroom. Sheik followed after him trying to get him to stop but he was too quick. He went into the bathroom and locked the door.

”Link, come on, open the door.” Sheik asked turning knob.

”No, I made an idiot of myself.” Link muffled voice yelled back.

”Come on, there is nothing wrong with it. It’s normal! We learned it in health remember?” Sheik was still smiling but trying to sound sincere. He really wasn’t bothered by it at all. Even he got a little hard, but what could be expected when sitting in a room next to the hottest guy in the world watching two men go at it?

Sheik dug through his pocket and pulled out another cigarette. He figured he was going to be here for a while so he might as well make himself comfortable. He lit and sat on the ground with his hid leaning on the door.

”Come on Link. Really it’s ok. That’s what porno’s are made for.” He said taking a puff.

”But…It’s not like that! I never look at porn.” Link yelled back.

”It doesn’t make you a perv or anything Link. It just means you are human.” Link didn’t respond. Sheik sighed and decided to share how he felt to show that Link was not alone. “Ok to be truthful, I was a little turned on too, but not by the porn.”

”Really?”

”Yea Link. When I saw those guys I just kept thinking about you. I was hoping maybe you were thinking the same thing. I was relieved when I saw I was not the only one in the room who couldn’t keep it down.” Sheik chuckled. He just wanted Link to know that he was ok with it, he really was.

”You were thinking about me?”

”Yes… Were you?” Sheik asked biting the fag between his teeth. There was a brief silence and Link finally responded.

”Yes. I was.” Link admitted.

Sheik smiled. He felt a great deal of relief. Though he was trying to play everything off as if he were so sure of himself he really was sort of nervous too. Sheik has never liked someone the way he liked Link. He didn’t want to ruin it.

”See, we are on the same page then. Please come out. I won’t laugh again, I promise.” Sheik heard the door click and he rose to his feet. Link opened the door and glanced off to the side trying to avoid eye contact with Sheik. Though he felt better to know that Sheik was feeling the same way, he still felt embarrassed.

So much for being cool. Link thought.

Sheik and Link headed back to the living room and the doorbell rang.

”Oh that’s right the pizza!” Link ran to the door and answered it. The man handed him the two Extra Large ‘meat’ pizza’s.

”Just go sit that on the table, I’ll pay.” Link shook his head and went to the living room. Sheik gave the man the money and joined Link.

Link was already on the couch halfway through his first slice of pizza. Sheik sat close to him and took a slice as well.

For a while everything was going smoothly. Link and Sheik talked about everything. They even had a long discussion about the porno which still showed on the tv. They went into deep discussion about how unrealistic it all was and how no matter what in the end everyone came and everyone was happy.

”It’s funny when they actually try to have a plot.” Sheik said taking another large bite. Link look at Sheik.

”I thought you said you never watch such things.” Link smiled.

”OR so I’ve heard…” He added laughing.

”Ha, too late. You just admitted!” Link laughed.

”ok ok, so I have watched a few. But I don’t watch them half as much as you do!”

”Hey, I never watch them. Dark is the one who can’t go a day without porn.”

”Sure Link. You expect me to believe that? You have 234 channels, all porn.”

”Well I have watched a few, but that’s because Dark keeps telling me I should.”

”Yea well since when has it been a good idea to listen to him.” Sheik said coldly.

Link frowned. Sheik always took hits at his brother, and Link would normally be the first person to defend him, but he was right. Link knew that Dark was not the best person in the world, but he certainly wasn’t the worse. Instead of turning this into a defensive date he decided to just agree with him. The moment was too nice to have it be ruined by his older brother.

”Yea, your right.” Sheik looked up in amazement. He wasn’t expecting Link to just agree. “He has issues. Many issues… But then, who doesn’t right?” Link tried to smile, but it quickly faded away. He really didn’t want to dampen the moment.

”I guess, but still… I know I am hard on him. I shouldn’t be. After what you two have been through.” Sheik trailed off.

”What we’ve been through? What are you talking about?” DAMN YOU ZELDA AND YOUR BIG MOUTH! Link twitched slightly. He should have known better than to trust that girl with anything.

”Now before you go blaming Zelda, it is mostly my fault. I kept harassing her until she told me.”

”Oh… Well what do you know?”

”Not much. She only told me that your parents died when you were young and you were in the adoption agency until you were 16 and you were finally allowed to leave.”

”Oh.” Wow she really didn’t tell him much. Well that is a relief.

”Why am I sensing there is something really major being left out of this picture?”

”Yea…well. It doesn’t matter. Lets just drop it ok?” Link said sort of shifting away from Sheik. He hated talking about his past. He didn’t want Sheik to all of a sudden feel that he had to take care of him or treat him differently because he came from an abusive home. It was in the past. It’s over. Link and Dark were adults now...almost, and they were doing fine without a family. Everything was fine…Really.

Link kept telling himself this, but he could feel himself beginning to tremble. His eyes began to water.

”Dammit..” He cursed under his breath. He didn’t want to cry, not now! Of all the times he could break down why would he do it now?! He started to get up to run back the bathroom but a hand firmly wrapped around his wrist pulling back.

”Link please don’t run away from me…please?” Link didn’t look at him. He was too ashamed.

”Maybe you should leave Sheik.” He said, barely audible.

”Link don’t do this alright? Come on please. You can talk to me about anything.”

”No… I don’t want you to know. I don’t want to ruin this!” Links knees gave way and he fell to the ground. Sheik walked around the table and kneeled on the ground next to him. He placed his arms around him and held him tightly. Sheik didn’t want Link to push him away. He wanted to be there with him. He wanted to let Link know that no matter what his past was, no matter what he did, he would always love him. Always.
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WHAT?!?! THE STORY IS TRYING TO HAVE SOME SORT OF…PLOT?!?! *Gasp* Ok. I know I know..sex sex sex..i know you all want it, and that’s what the next chapter is pretty much all about. Man, I don’t know how some people do it..have a good story with a plot yet still contain a large amount of hardcore man on man on man on women on..whatever else they want action. I admire them. I know I said it before..but this time I swear..SWEAR that the next chapter will be up soon…much much sooner. Don’t give up hope on me! Thanks for the reviews! Keep’em coming!