Reunited

Author’s notes: This is the 20th chapter in my fanfic about Captain Megan Shepard and her beautiful lover, Miranda Lawson. I’ve still got that Christmas chapter lined up after this, so do stay tuned for that. Thanks to all 63 reviewers (thank you Guardian54, SihaKatieKrios and Riekenen for your reviews) who reviewed the last chapter! If the reviews ain’t coming in, then late updates are gonna be the norm. Hey, every fanfic writer needs lots of motivation, so start reviewing. Captain Megan Shepard can be seen with Miranda Lawson in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPIKd0LUQI

Jacob Taylor was sitting in his chair in the armory, listening to ‘Multi-Trillionaire’, rapper KO-Dee’s new hit single as he attempted to rap along with it while he cleaned Chloe’s X12 Locust. “So I gonna take all them money and I ain’t ever gonna return it…oh yeah…I wanna be a multi-trillionaire so fucking bad that I’ll even rob a Presidium bank…I is gonna buy…a dozen yachts…”He crooned badly as the armory doors flew open and Captain Megan Cassandra Shepard ran in, her ponytail out of place as she dashed to Jacob, who stood up, slightly on edge as he noticed the look of distress on her face. “Oh thank God! Jacob, you’re the only one who can help me now!”Megan cried out as she desperately grabbed Jacob’s biceps. “What’s wrong Shep?”He asked, concerned for his usually calm and cool CO. “I…um…I…”The redheaded Vanguard stuttered out a blush of embarrassment colored her face.

“What is it? No need to be shy to ask me.”Jacob smiled as he gently stroked both of Megan’s arms, which calmed her down slightly. Yeah, I get all them bitches shy like schoolgirls cause I’m Jacob motherfuckin’ T-to the-A-to the-Y-to the-LOR, resident pimp daddy. Bein’ black’s just a bonus. He thought proudly, grinning like a maniac as he thought about all the times he’d hit on Megan, and she flirted with him, but left him hanging when she started her very loving relationship with Miranda Anne Lawson. Yet another great ass-uh, woman, I had the pleasure of being with. Goddamn her booty was like the fucking grand prize for whoever managed to get her heart. Too bad I didn’t. The black Lieutenant sighed as Megan finally managed to muster up enough courage to tell him her predicament.

“I…well, I promised to cook for Miranda for our date tonight…and I haven’t a fucking clue as to what she likes to eat! When you were dating her, was there anything in particular she liked to eat? Sorry to rake up memories, but I really don’t wanna disappoint her!”Megan pouted as Jacob sighed. “Well, the whole time we dated, we were on the Citadel and she would always ask to go to D’Mora’s. Y’know that famous asari owned fine-dining restaurant that serves both asari and human haute cuisine? That one. Yeah, and she would always order the seafood paella there. Said that seafood paella was her favorite food, and one of the maids she had back when she was with her dad always cooked it for her, and that made it her favorite dish. For dessert…well, she always ordered either the akjono cake or the blackforest gateau.”Jacob finished as Megan squealed in delight and hugged him.

“Oh thanks so much Lieutenant Jacob Taylor, you’re a lifesaver!”Megan squealed in joy as she flung her arms around the black armorer and pressed a long, wet kiss to his lips as Jacob just stood there stock still, stunned beyond all comprehension. The Spectre broke off the kiss after a few long seconds before she dashed out of the armory, overjoyed at the new information. However, Jacob just stood there, his face burning hot as he subconsciously touched his own lips. “Goddammit Jacob Taylor, you’re the Jacob Taylor, the legendary pimp daddy from the 212, and one kiss from a very beautiful ginger girl and you’re all shy schoolboy. Get it together dude!”He mumbled to himself, still staring at the door as Kasumi uncloaked, causing him to spin around in surprise.

“Jacob Taylor, you’re cheating on me! You don’t even love me!”Kasumi pouted as Jacob, being the gullible softie he was, fell right for it. “Oh sh-when did you get here? Never mind! Baby I love you so much! I ain’t cheating on you! I’m just...uh...how many men get kissed by Captain Megan Shepard man? I feel...uh...honored, that’s all!”Jacob stuttered out at high speed as Kasumi just giggled. God, he’s just so cute when he does his embarrassed stuttering! Kasumi giggled as she sashayed to the doors before turning to Jacob. “Well then, come with me to my room and prove your love then.”The Japanese thief purred, winking at Jacob as he just nodded dumbly with his jaw slack. “Uh-huh.”The Lieutenant mumbled as he followed the giggling thief like a dog on a leash.

Megan took the lift down to the crew deck, where Mess Sergeant Gardner was busy cooking lunch for the crew as it was 1124. “Hey Sergeant! I need a little bit of help.”Megan said as she walked up to the Sergeant. “Of course Captain! Anything I can do!”The chef grinned toothily as he turned around to face the redhead. “Well, I need to know what Lieutenant Commander Lawson likes to eat, and also how to cook seafood paella.”Megan smiled shyly as Gardner just grinned. “You’ve come to the right place Captain!”He chuckled as he handed Megan a datapad before continuing. “Okay, the stars next to the names are for their favorite foods. Also, when do you wanna start learning how to make seafood paella?”Gardner asked as Megan momentarily looked up from the datapad.

“Maybe this afternoon, if that’s okay with you.”Megan replied with a coy smile as Gardner chuckled. “Of course, anything for the heroine of the galaxy!”He joked as Megan blushed at the compliment as she continued looking through the namelist before she finally came to Miranda’s entry. It read: XO Miranda Lawson- Favorite food- Seafood paella; steak (medium rare); fish & chips. Favorite dessert- Strawberry or akjono ice-cream; blackforest gateau “Okay thanks Gardner! I’ll see you later then.”Megan smiled contentedly as she walked off to supervise the fine tuning of the engine core. She walked by Kasumi’s room to get to the elevator, and as she did, she heard Kasumi’s loud shriek of orgasm emanate from inside the room, making her giggle as she walked into the elevator, knowing full well that Jacob was inside the room with her. An hour later, Megan plopped her lunch tray down on the mess table, and Miranda took a seat next to her as they began to eat and chat.

“So, what are you going to cook for me tonight hmm?”Miranda asked teasingly as she shoveled a large forkful of macaroni and cheese into her mouth. “It’s a surprise honey. I can’t tell.”Megan grinned as she chewed on a large piece of ‘salarian pork’, as the human crewmembers colloquially called it because they couldn’t even begin to wrap their tongues around the actual name. Mordin joined them and Legion, who was there to ‘collect data on organic fraternization rituals during mealtimes’. As soon as Megan and Miranda saw the green goop covering his ‘salarian pork’, and a massive cube of fibrous blue substance, both women lost most of their appetites. “Afternoon Shepard, Miranda. I assume your relationship is going well?”The salarian genius rattled off as he began to shovel large amounts of his lunch into his mouth at high speed.

Jacob then sat down in front of him, plunking his lunch tray which was piled high with mac ‘n’ cheese and a generous serving of ‘salarian pork’, followed by Erin, Jack, Ashley and Kelly who sat at various places at the table. “Hey Miranda, you’re really gonna eat what the Captain’s gonna cook for you tonight?”Jacob grinned as he began to dig into his mac ‘n’ cheese, while the rest of the women went “Aww…that’s so sweet!” before they burst out laughing at Megan and Miranda’s abashed expressions. “Well, I am going to eat what Megan cooks for me tonight. It’s a heavy risk…”Miranda smiled slyly as the other women spoke up. “But the prrriiizee…”Megan, Miranda, Erin, Ashley, Jack and Kelly all drawled in unison before they broke out laughing as Mordin started to chuckle while Jacob just wore an expression of pure horror on his face.

“What the! Megan, Miranda, you told everyone what I said to you 2 when I was flirting with both of you?”Jacob cried out in distress as the women just continued laughing. “Duh…of course I wasn’t gonna let such a meme-material line slip by!”Megan giggled as Miranda chipped in. “Seriously, that sounds like a line straight out of a budget porno!”The brunette laughed as the women’s laughs got even louder as Jacob buried his head into his hands and laid it on the table, and Ken and Garrus, who’d just arrived with their trays, looked at them as if though they were absolutely nuts before they sat down and began to eat as the banter flowed back and forth, and the 2 new arrivals were brought up to speed by Kelly, and as soon as it happened, they began to tease the hell out of poor Jacob.

Finally, after eating their fill and teasing Jacob, the crew split up and headed back to their duties, but Megan headed back to her cabin and sat there poring over new dossiers Liara had sent to her for 3 hours straight before she changed from her uniform into a figure hugging OG tank top and a pair of daisy dukes before she headed down to the crew level to learn how to cook and how to please Miranda, her Miri, from the ex-head chef of one of the galaxy’s greatest and most highly-rated restaurants. “Hello Captain! Ready to start your lesson now?”Gardner said warmly as Megan approached the kitchen. “Yes Sergeant, let’s start learning now.”She smiled as Gardner began to pull out all the prepared ingredients from the fridge. “Alright, so first you preheat the pan to 200 degrees...”Gardner began as he pointed to the thermometer on the range.

After burning one pan of paella badly, Megan got onto her second attempt, and it came out looking rather amazing. Goddamn, Shepard’s a fast learner, that’s for sure. Lawson is so lucky that Shepard’s madly in love with her. Gardner thought as Megan offered a large spoonful to him. He tentatively placed it into his mouth as Megan watched him in a mix of nervous anticipation and hope as his eyes widened as he swallowed the amazingly tasty morsels. “Not bad Shepard! A little more salt and it’d be perfect!”Gardner praised as Megan’s lips curled into a huge grin. “Thank you Sergeant! Now, could you please teach me how to make black forest gateau?”Megan asked, her dazzling honey green eyes pleading as Gardner broke into a toothy grin. “You’ve come to the right place Shepard!”He grinned in reply as he began to rummage for the ingredients.

The first try resulted in a burnt cake, while the second ended with an overly sweet cake that made Gardner choke. Finally, the 3rd try yielded a passable cake that was still a bit too sweet in Gardner’s expert taste, but he just told her to reduce the amount of sugar before deeming Megan’s effort as a pass. By the time it happened, it was less than 2 hours before Megan’s date with Miranda, so the redhead quickly began to prepare the dinner. As the Normandy had docked at the Citadel just an hour ago, signaling the start of a 3 day long shore leave for all members of the crew, which was why the ship was completely deserted, save for Miranda, Chakwas and Gardner (Megan made a mental note to try and stay away from deck 3, as she didn’t want to walk by and accidentally see the Sergeant shagging the wise old doctor, as Miranda had put it.)

As Megan slaved over the stove, Miranda stepped out of the shower clutching a towel in their cabin 2 decks above, freshly showered and preparing for her 3rd date with Megan. Just as she was about to head to the closet, her omnitool chirped, indicating an incoming exnet call. Miranda saw that it was Oriana, who was now taking a vacation at Lawson Manor back in London, and she smiled and activated the connection. “Hey Randa-ohmigod your boobs are so perfect! No fair! I get stuck with these small things!”Oriana pouted as she saw her older sister naked, and she chose to focus on Miranda’s ample breasts as she looked down at her own forlornly. “Ori! Stop staring at my breasts! It’s disgusting that you, my little sister, are staring at my tits! Besides, be happy with what you have! At least you won’t be hit on by every horny swinging dick out there!”Miranda chided her sister sternly as her hands instinctively covered her assets with a blush coloring her face.

“I don’t care! It’s so unfair! Anyways, how are you? That wound of yours much better now? And...is Megan still ravaging you senseless in bed every night?”Oriana teased with a sly smirk as Miranda hastily put on her favorite purple lace bra, trying to regain a modicum of modesty in front of her teasing sister as her blush deepened. “My wound is fully healed sis. Also, you better stop teasing me, or else...”Miranda growled as her biotic corona flared up around her, enhancing her threat. “That’s good to hear. And I will keep on teasing you, because I ain’t scared of you! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!”Oriana taunted as her own biotic corona flared up as she stuck her tongue out at Miranda while giving the older brunette both middle fingers. “Why you little...”Miranda hissed through clenched teeth as Aaron Lawson’s voice piped up from the background.

“Ori! Quit teasing your sister and let me talk to her!”The magnate chided as he appeared in the field of view. “Aww Dad, the both of you are no fun! Well, talk to you later Miri! And don’t forget to enjoy yourself while Megan is fucking your brains out!”Oriana laughed as her father playfully shoved her away. “Language Ori.”Aaron Lawson warned the young brunette as she walked out of the room, causing her to turn around, make a face and go “Like totally, whatever!” before she left the room, causing both her sister and father to laugh. “So...how have you been Miri?”Aaron Lawson asked his eldest daughter. “I’ve been good. But I’ve been quite busy with paperwork though. God I hate paperwork...”Miranda sighed as she slipped on a frilly maroon blouse and a short leather skirt as the magnate chuckled.

“Who doesn’t? Anyways, stay safe out there, all right? I love you and I’m so proud of you Miri.”Aaron Lawson smiled at his daughter as she buttoned up her blouse. “Thanks Mr Lawson...I mean, I’m sorry I can’t call you dad yet, but I hope you understand...”Miranda began as her father just brought up a hand to cut her off. “Don’t worry dear, I understand. Take all the time you want. In fact, even if you can’t call me dad even when I’m dying, I’ll understand. But in the meantime, it’s Aaron.”Aaron Lawson reassured as Miranda nodded. “Thanks Mr-Aaron. So, how’s Carla? Is she doing fine?”The brunette asked. “Yes. She keeps saying that she’s at peace now, and she’s much happier.”The elder Lawson replied as Miranda smiled. “Great! If you don’t mind, I’ve got to go for my date now.”She said as her father just chuckled knowingly as he killed the connection.

Miranda then headed down to the crew deck, and a very delicious scent wafted from the kitchen as soon as the lift doors opened. She stepped out of the lift and headed to the kitchen, but she didn’t even get past the bend before she was ambushed by her redheaded girlfriend, who covered her eyes with her hands. “It’s a surprise, so no peeping!”Megan sang as she led Miranda to the dining hall and removed her hands, and as soon as Miranda saw what her Cassie had prepared for her, she gasped in pleasant surprise. “Oh my! Cassie, how’d you know that seafood paella and black forest gateau were my favorite foods? Thank you so much!”The Sentinel squealed in joy as she flung her arms around her Captain and French kissed her deeply as Megan’s arms snaked around her waist and hugged her close.

After a minute of furious tongue locking and cuddling, the lovers broke it off. “Honey, if you keep kissing me like that, then I’m going to break my promise of keeping this date sexless.”Megan breathed heavily as Miranda smiled back. “That sounds rather tempting...Captain Shepard.”Miranda purred teasingly as Megan laughed. “Okay that’s enough teasing, Lieutenant Commander Lawson. Let’s eat, shall we?”The redhead chuckled as they sat down. Miranda then scooped up a spoonful of the paella Megan had dished out onto a plate for her and tentatively put it into her mouth and her eyes widened. “So, is it good?”Megan asked as she swallowed her own spoonful, looking at her girlfriend with hopeful expectation in her honey green eyes.

“Oh my, it’s amazing honey!”Miranda exclaimed as she eagerly wolfed down another spoonful of paella as Megan broke into a relieved grin, ecstatic that her Miri liked her cooking. They continued chatting as they finished the paella, and they moved on to the cake Megan baked for her XO and lover. “Is the cake any good?”Megan asked in hope, giving Miranda a half-pleading, half-expectant look as the XO chewed slowly on a forkful before replying. “It’s pretty good, but it’s a bit too sweet for me Cassie honey.”Miranda smiled in approval as Megan smiled back as she began to eat her own creation. “So, I assume you got help from Gardner?”Miranda asked as she popped another forkful into her mouth. “Yep. He taught me how to make all these. But Jacob was the one who told me your favorite foods.”The redheaded Captain replied, sipping on her glass of red wine as Miranda nodded silently.

“I see…so what are yours? You probably don’t like mac n cheese as much as you did 20 years ago now, hmm?”Miranda teased as Megan laughed, a musical sound that always caused Miranda’s heart to flutter with excitement. “Well, I like apple pie with bariya ice cream, and for savories, I love a footlong roast beef sub just like how my dad…my…dad…used to make for me…”Megan sniffled, her eyes pooling up with tears and her upper lip trembling as Miranda immediately stood up and went behind Megan and gave her a hug. “Hush honey, don’t cry. You look ugly when you cry.”Miranda tried to joke as the Spectre managed to choke out a half sob, half laugh as she wiped away her tears. “Sorry Miri sweetie. It’s just that…it’s a little touchy for me. Y’know, about Dad.”Megan smiled as she melted further into her brunette’s embrace.

“I understand honey.”Miranda replied soothingly as she kissed the crown of Megan’s head before she sat down at her seat again as they finished their slices of cake and wine before they headed up to their cabin, where they showered and slipped into bed. “Mmm…if I wasn’t so damn tired, I’d be flipping you onto your back and showing you the real meaning of love Miri babe.”Megan murmured contentedly as Miranda’s hips fit perfectly against her well toned buttocks as the brunette Sentinel spooned up behind her, her arms winding around Megan’s chest and pulling her deeper into her embrace. “Oh really?”Miranda teased, getting a giggle out of Megan before it was cut off by a yawn. Soon, Megan was fast asleep, but Miranda was still awake as her mind still churned at its amazing speed as she looked at her girlfriend, who was snoring softly in her embrace. “Don’t worry honey, I promise that I’ll learn how to cook for you and make you happy. I promise.”Miranda whispered lovingly before she joined Megan in a deep sleep.

The next day, Miranda woke up extra early so she could catch Mess Sergeant Gardner before he went for his shore leave. After showering and a heavy petting and French kissing session with Megan who’d woken up during Miranda’s shower, she slipped on a black figure-hugging Lycra tank top and a pair of tight fitting jeans as she headed down to the crew quarters, where she saw a very naked Dr. Andrea Chakwas riding Mess Sergeant Rupert Gardner’s cock as the middle-aged doctor moaned in delight as she bounced up and down. “Oh God! My bloody eyes!”Miranda shrieked in shock, her hands instinctively covering her eyes as she quickly spun on her heels, not wanting to see the doctor and the cook having sex. “Jesus! So sorry!”Chakwas yelped in fright as she quickly dived into an empty bunk and covered herself up with the blanket while Gardner hastily put on his boxers. “So sorry about that ma’am!”Gardner squawked before Miranda cut him off. “Never mind, I don’t wanna hear it.”She sighed, still covering her eyes.

“Anyways, anything I can do for you LTC Lawson?”Gardner asked as he slipped on his shirt while Chakwas was getting dressed under the bed. “As a matter of fact, yes. Would it be inconvenient for you to teach me…how to cook, Sergeant Gardner?”Miranda asked, finally mustering the courage to look at the cook, who was finally (and mercifully fully clothed). “Why, of course it ain’t any bother for the woman who helped our Commander save our universe!”Gardner grinned toothily as Miranda broke into a smile. “Thank you so much! Would…1430 be an acceptable timing for you?”Miranda asked as Gardner nodded. “You bet your sweet ass-erm...yeah it’s great. Great. Yeah.”Gardner said quickly as soon as he realized his slip of the tongue. God, please don’t let her maim me… Gardner thought as Miranda simply giggled at his faux pas.

“Okay, 1430 it is then. I need to learn how to make footlong roast beef sub sandwiches and apple pie, so is it possible for you to get those ingredients? Just put it on my tab.”Miranda smiled at the cook, who nearly breathed a sigh of relief. “Yes ma’am, we’ve got apples and dough. But I’m gonna have to buy earth beef which is pretty expensive, so…” “No worries Sergeant, cost isn’t an issue.”Miranda informed him with a small, bemused smile as she walked out of the crew quarters. When she did, Gardner sighed loudly in relief as he turned around to face his lover, only to be slapped in the face by Chakwas. “You were eyeing her arse the whole time! You perverted bastard!”Chakwas scowled as she tried to push away the cook as he hugged her. “Aw Andie you know I love nobody else but you…”He cooed as Chakwas looked at him with a lusty grin. “If that’s true, then you’d better start fucking me Rupe.”She purred saucily. “On it ma’am!”He grinned as he shoved her back onto the bed before they stripped and resumed their lovemaking session.

“Man, this looks bad for Eldfell-Ashland…”Miranda heard Megan mumble when she stepped into their cabin, and she sashayed over and embraced her lover and Captain from behind. “You mean their dispute with the quarians?”The brunette asked as Megan nodded. “And more specifically, that huge-ass, unidentified thing that attacked that fleet. I’m worried the Reapers are already here.”The Vanguard sighed as Miranda kissed her cheek. “Not likely Megan. Remember when EDI told us that they’d take about 3 to 4 years to get here? It’s only been one year and 3 months since we blew up the Collector base. Besides, it was only an isolated attack.”The Lieutenant Commander reassured Megan as the Captain just sighed. “Maybe. I hope you’re right honey.”Megan sighed as she kissed Miranda on the lips, which progressed to passionate French kissing.

The 2 women spent the entire morning poring through new data that Liara had sent them, and also did lots of paperwork before they went out for lunch in a cozy little restaurant in Tayseri Ward before returning to the ship. “Why the hell am I so tired?”Megan yawned as she sleepily passed through the airlock, holding hands with Miranda. Unbeknownst to Megan, Miranda had spiked Megan’s bariya soda with a sleeping pill when they were at the restaurant so that Megan wouldn’t catch her learning how to cook, and Megan hadn’t even noticed that and she’d finished all the soda. “Well…you always were a pig, so…”Miranda teased as Megan punched her on her ample assets playfully and pouted.

“You’re so mean! Well, I think I’ll take a nap now.”Megan yawned as she headed up to the cabin while Miranda went straight to the galley as it was already 1425. When she reached the galley, she found the Sergeant already there, getting all his ingredients ready to teach Miranda how to cook Megan’s favorite foods. “Hello Miss Lawson, ready to learn how to cook?”Gardner asked as Miranda nodded. “Oh wait, I forgot something.”Miranda piped up as she bent over and opened a cabinet, from which she took out a light pink apron that had large white lettering reading ‘Kiss the Chef’ on the front which she’d stashed in that cabinet in the morning and tied the back strings around her waist. “Now I’m ready.”Miranda smiled as Gardner began to teach her.

“Aight, we’re gonna make that roast beef sub first. First, you take a footlong sub and slice it sideways like this.”Gardner demonstrated to Miranda, slicing halfway with the bread knife. “Okay, now you try…no, you can only use a bread knife for bread, Miss Lawson.”Gardner instructed the brunette, who took a vegetable knife from the rack. “Oh! Well, let me try.”Miranda smiled abashedly as she put the knife back, taking the bread knife from Gardner and making a perfect cut on the other half. “Great! Now, you have to get the veggies ready. Usually, we put iceberg lettuce, onions and black olives into a roast beef sub. You mind chopping those up?”Gardner asked Miranda as he pointed to the said veggies near the sink, and Miranda just nodded and moved over, pulling up a chopping board and putting the onion on it, about to chop it with her bread knife.

“Whoa wait! First, you need this. Second, you need to wash all the veggies before preparing.”The cook remonstrated the clueless brunette, handing her a kitchen knife and putting aside the bread knife. “Oh…”Miranda said, feeling quite lost. Throughout her life, Miranda Anne Lawson was clueless about cooking. Even though she had a very high IQ and a preternatural ability to learn extremely fast, cooking was still beyond her. Sure, she could fix herself a meal, but said meal was usually an instant, ready to eat meal that only required hot water or something equivalent to cook. She’d tried her hand at cooking a few times, but each attempt had either ended in a nearly burnt down kitchen, or ruined cooking implements, or both. Given a frying pan, a kitchen knife and a frying stick, Miranda could probably kill a dozen mercs with them, but she was utterly hopeless with them in the kitchen.

After rinsing the vegetables and chopping them up as Gardner demonstrated to her, they moved on to the 2nd hardest part, according to Gardner’s estimation. “Alright, time to show you how to marinate the beef.”Gardner said as he began to show Miranda how to marinate it. Unfortunately, the first 2 tries resulted in Miranda throwing in too much salt into the beef before she got it right on the 3rd try. After that, Gardner instructed the brunette how to roast the beef, and Miranda, being the smart, analytical and efficient woman she was, tried to halve the 2 1/2 hour cooking time by doubling the heat setting on the oven. Bad move. It resulted in 3 badly burned attempts before the 4th came out looking good. I can’t believe this. It actually looks as good as mine. Gardner thought, sampling a small piece Miranda had offered him, and he choked on it. Too goddamn salty! His tastebuds screamed at him as he swallowed it with much difficulty. “How is it?”Miranda asked, oblivious to his choking.

Gardner saw the pleading, puppy dog-like look in her exquisite blue eyes and his original critique fell away as he couldn’t bear to tell her that it was so salty it was almost unsafe for human consumption. “It’s…great…LTC Lawson.”He choked out as the smile that Miranda gave him made him forget the salt overload in his mouth. Sorry Captain, I hope you survive this. Gardner thought as he began to instruct Miranda how to make the apple pie. “Firstly, does the Captain like her apple pie American, or Swedish, or Dutch style?”The cook asked as Miranda only managed a blank, slightly dopey stare and a clueless ‘huh?’ as he sighed mentally, preparing for the worst. It took 2 badly burnt apple pies before he reluctantly passed a cloyingly sweet apple pie that looked perfect on the surface. Miranda then cut out an extra large slice onto a plate, and made the roast beef sub and took it up to her sleeping redhead, but not before pouring out her heartfelt thanks to the cook. Really sorry Cap, I couldn’t tell her that it wasn’t good enough. Please survive this.

Megan woke up in a lavish bed in her childhood mansion to the wonderful smells of freshly baked bread and…”Apple pie! Yummy!”Megan smiled as she got off the bed completely naked as she headed to the kitchen, where she saw Miranda completely naked save for a pink apron that read ‘Kiss the Chef!’ in large white lettering, and the brunette was bent over, retrieving a tray that held a freshly baked dish of apple pie. She then set it on the counter before Megan embraced her from behind, the redhead’s wandering hands grasping the brunette’s large, firm breasts under the apron. “Hello Miri baby.”She purred before they kissed passionately. “Hello Cassie dearie. Hey! Hands off!”Miranda pouted, slapping away Megan’s hands as they left the brunette’s tits and tried to pinch a piece of the tempting roast beef sub sitting on the counter as the redhead laughed.

Wait, what? Miri, cooking? Megan woke up to see Miranda clothed in the same black Lycra tank top and jeans she’d been wearing that morning, leaning over her with a smile and a plate of…”Oh. Oh my…Miri sweetie, is that a roast beef sub?”Megan gasped in pleasant surprise as Miranda laughed. “Yep, I cooked it myself just like that apple pie over there Megan babe.”Miranda giggled as the redhead followed her to the study table, where her creations awaited the starving Captain. “Well, eat it and tell me how it is.”Miranda urged Megan, who eagerly bit down into the sub and almost spat out the mouthful. Argh, too much mayo and salt! Megan thought, swallowing it down with a bit of difficulty. Unfortunately, Miranda noticed her near choking. “Dammit. It’s shit, isn’t it? I-” “Miri, it’s ok. Just a tad too salty and too much mayo. Otherwise, it’s perfect!”Megan reassured the disappointed Sentinel with a smile.

“Ok…well, try my apple pie.”Miranda said quite dejectedly as she pushed aside the plate to make space for the plate of apple pie, and Megan took a forkful into her mouth and her eyes went wide. “Wow…too sweet…”Megan squeaked out as the brunette sighed very sadly, disappointed with herself. The Spectre noticed Miranda’s dejection and hugged the brunette. “Hey hey Miri baby, it’s fine. I appreciate the fact you even learned how to cook just to make me happy. In fact, I’m over the moon that’d you would do something like this for me.”Megan smiled as she kissed Miranda, and they kissed passionately for a few minutes before Miranda broke it off. “Well, I may have ruined your appetite, but I’m hoping that another appetite of yours is whetted.”Miranda purred saucily as she lifted her tank top over her shoulders and threw it aside with her bra which had followed the top and jumped onto Megan’s lap, straddling the redhead.

Megan simply smiled as she took one of Miranda’s erect nipples into her mouth, licking and suckling on it and occasionally nibbling on it as her hands kneaded both of Miranda’s perfect breasts before she switched nipples after a few minutes as Miranda sighed and moaned softly at Megan’s ministrations throughout. After awhile, Megan moved Miranda off of her and did a little striptease for the brunette, who had stripped already and was masturbating to Megan’s show. When Megan was totally naked, she lay on the bed and smiled pruriently at Miranda, who was still gently rubbing her wet pussy as she stared at Megan lustily. “Well honey, come claim your reward for cooking for me.”The Vanguard purred as Miranda just grinned salaciously in reply as she walked over to the closet and procured the chick dick, strapping it to herself and activating it.

Miranda then crawled into bed next to the redhead, and they kissed passionately before Megan kissed her way down her XO and lover’s perfect body until she reached the dildo. She pumped her hand up and down the shaft, licking at the head for a few minutes as Miranda kept moaning for more, Megan’s name a chant. “Oh fuck yes baby!”Miranda cried out in bliss as Megan finally took the cock into her mouth and began to blow Miranda, and she continued for awhile before taking it into her throat, gagging a little around the large girth as Miranda continued moaning as her hips thrusted up, getting her sex toy deeper down Megan’s throat as the redhead began moaning around her cock as she rubbed her own wet pussy with her biotics. The brunette could only manage to resist cumming for a few minutes before she flooded Megan’s eager mouth and throat with her juices.

“UUUUUHH CASSIE I’M CUMMING! FUCK!”Miranda screamed as her hips thrusted up even more, slamming her fake erection into the back of Megan’s throat as her sweet vaginal fluids filled up the redhead’s mouth and throat as she kept swallowing Miranda’s juices. Finally, the brunette stopped gushing and her screams finally softened into gasps and moans of post-orgasmic bliss, and Megan licked her luscious lips as she kneeled in front of Miranda in between the Sentinel’s spread legs as she smiled tenderly at her lover. Miranda smiled back weakly, basking in the afterglow for a few more minutes before she pulled her lover onto the empty space beside her with her biotics, earning an aroused purr from Megan as she spread her redheaded lover’s legs apart and she lay in between them and buried her face in her girlfriend’s pussy.

“Mmh yes Miri honey! Lick me!”Megan moaned as Miranda suckled on the wet, soft petals of Megan’s sex while her tongue explored Megan’s inner walls, which were clenching gleefully around the welcome invasion as Miranda stroked her slick, swollen clit with her biotics as she rubbed her own shaft with said biotics, causing her to moan into Megan’s pussy, adding pleasant vibrations to the already pleasurable mix. After about 10 minutes of such pleasure, Megan was pushed off the precipice by a particularly hard stroke of Miranda’s biotics against her clit. “OH FUCK MIRI I’M CUMMING! AAAAAHH!”Megan shrilled, bucking wildly against Miranda’s face as she began to gush her feminine cum into her waiting mouth, and Miranda managed to drink most of it down, but some overflowed and covered her chin. After a minute or so, Megan finally rode out her orgasm as she panted wildly, trying to recover from the orgasm which drained her energy.

After letting her redheaded lover recover for awhile, Miranda then got over Megan in a missionary position and entered the Captain as she grasped Megan’s perky breasts. “Ooh fuck yeah…”Both women moaned at the same time as Miranda’s thrusts gradually increased in speed and intensity due to the brunette using her biotics, and the room was soon filled with the sound of Megan and Miranda’s hips slapping together. “Fuck me Miri!”Megan cried out in bliss as Miranda thrust deep and hard into her tight cunt as Miranda moaned. “So bloody tight and wet…I love fucking that tight little twat of yours Cassie…”Miranda moaned as she drove Megan and herself to an orgasm, which came within 5 minutes of her uttering that sentence. “OOOOOOHH YEEEESS I’M CUMMING!”Both women screamed as Megan’s juices shot out of her fully filled cunt in erratic bursts, and Miranda’s cum shot into her pussy and womb, filling them up.

After a good minute of intense squirting, they collapsed on the bed and they shared a series of short, sweet kisses as they recovered. “Megan honey, bend over for me please.”Miranda said huskily, stroking her chick dick as Megan complied, bending over on the bed and affording her lover full access to her ass. “Fuck me in the ass like a whore baby.”Megan purred, knowing her dirty talk would drive Miranda nuts, and drive Miranda nuts it did. The brunette roughly grabbed Megan’s waist and thrust deep and hard into the redhead’s tight little anus, the force amplified by Miranda’s use of her biotics. “Fuck!”Megan screamed in ecstasy as Miranda shrieked. “Oh God yes! So good!”She shrieked as she began to thrust into her lover’s rear orifice for a few minutes before she came.

“OOOOOOOHH GOD I’M CUMMING! I’M CUMMING MEGAN! UNGHH!”Miranda shrieked as she began to squirt her feminine fluids into Megan’s ass, which sent the Vanguard into an orgasm of her own. “FUCK YEAH MIRI! UUUUUHH!”Megan screamed as she came, shooting her cum all over Miranda’s toned thighs as both women collapsed onto the bed, panting heavily. They rested in each other’s embrace for awhile before Megan got up unsteadily. “Where are you going Cassie babe?”Miranda asked huskily, her voice low from all the screaming she did during their lovemaking session. “I’m starving! I’m gonna eat the food you’ve made for me.”Megan replied as she sat down and began to wolf down the half-eaten roast beef sub as Miranda just laughed. “Pig.”Miranda giggled, narrowly avoiding a datapad her lover threw at her using her biotics before she ambled over to join the Captain in their midnight supper.

Final notes: There’s you have it, Miranda’s attempt at becoming a chef LOL. I hope you’ve all enjoyed it, and if you did, review and subscribe. Now, I’m gonna work on that Christmas chapter I promised y’all, so see you on Christmas! Till next time, happy trails folks!