J.U.M.P. The Legend of Zelda Edition

Cannons, Clowns, and Cucco's:

Sitting on the edge of the docks with my feet in the water, boots laying off to the side and my bag opened up. I counted out ten rupees. "Okay, the green rupees are ones, right? And the blue ones are counted as fives. So I need to give him two blue rupees." Handing Fryer the rupees I saw him smile for only a moment as his round cheeks lit up crimson. Before sending me off into the sky, I asked him if he could help me bandage up my left shoulder.

"Sure I'd be happy to help you with your wound; wouldn't want to get blood on my cannon." I don't know if he was kidding or not. Waddling over towards me I handed him the first aid kit. Taking my injured left arm out of my tunic I make sure that my breast didn't show and sat down on the deck.

It was quiet for some time, no words passed between us. "So, what's your name?" He asked all of a sudden.

"Grace, my name is Grace." I said plainly. More silence.

"I've noticed that your ears are pointed, you must be a hylian." Feeling completely fazed out of the conversation probably because of major blood loss, I nodded my head in compliance. "I also see that you have an unusual eye color for a Hylian."

Peering down at the water I saw that behind my shoulder length light brown hair were two long pointed elvish ears. Moving my bangs behind my ears I felt cold metal wrapped around my left ear near the point. "I wonder if these Hylians have mirrors because I want to take a closer look at myself to see what has changed as well." Looking closer I saw that my left eye; from what Fryer said that the color was indeed red but more like a crimson. "No human has an eye color such as this." On the other hand my right eye looked normal, a nice baby blue.

"There it's all done," I heard Fyer say snapping me out of my trance. Thanking him I stand up putting my arm back into my tunic and then putting my boots back on. Dusting off my clothes I notice that my necklace was missing from my person. It was my mother's necklace, it was a blue diamond attached to a metal chain. I wasn't that worried about it because for some reason when I lose it, and I lose it quite often, it always finds its way back to me. Shrugging I walk over to Fyer and his hut. Wait a minute…didn't he say something about a cannon before.

"All right little missy. Okay, so keep your hands and arms inside the cannon at all times. We are not responsible for any loss to personal items, limbs or any other things about your person. And for all purposes references to the cannon blast please scream it makes it more exciting. Don't forget, Falbi will direct you toward the exit or if you want try your hand at his Flight-by-fowl." Fyer said with a wide smile as he walked away from the entrance of the blasting portal.

I look into the dark hut. Walking up the steps I turn back to Fyer, he was waiting for me to enter the hut. He gave me a reassuring smile as he nudged me into the cannon. The door closed sealing me in. It was dark and cold inside, outside I could hear jolly festival music and a bunch of cogs turning round. I felt the hut move in a circular motion making me slightly dizzy, I fell back against the door. I hear a small click as I braced myself against the door as I was catapulted across the sky with a loud, BOOM.

"Miss, Miss. Please wake up the flight is over."

Eyes fluttered open as I sat up bracing my back up against the nearest wall. A chicken was sitting next to me and a few were wondering around pecking at the ground.

"Ah miss your awake. Thank the goddesses, I thought Fyer killed you with that cannon of his. If he did I'd throw him out the door without a cucco." He said pointing out a small doorway carved out of the chicken coop. Below I saw the lake with little bony fish swimming around.

Standing up, I had to stretch to get all the kinks out of my aching body. My butt felt numb and both my legs were stiff as boards. There is no proper way to get up after a cannon blast but I guess I managed by falling on my back and passing out in a place filled with chickens. That will do, I guess. Falbi was now leaning against the door frame yelling and shaking his fist at Fyer.

Not wanting to disturb their argument I turned tail walked up to the door, not forgetting my bag mind you, reaching for the door knob and with a small creak; I opened the door only to step out into a bright light and somebody waiting for me.

To Be Continued-...

sorry it was so short i didnt mean it to be

chpt. 3 coming up soon enough

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