Real Men of Genius - Resident Evil Style
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+M through R › Resident Evil
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
3
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3,126
Reviews:
1
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0
Currently Reading:
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Category:
+M through R › Resident Evil
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
3
Views:
3,126
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Resident Evil, nor do I own the Real Men of Genius slogans and I am not profiting from this.
Chris Redfield
Chris Redfield
(ROTFL)
Budweiser presents “Real Men of Genius”.
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.”
(Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.”)
Your inclination to carry a shotgun everywhere doesn’t stem from paranoia.
(OMG was that the sound of maniacal laughter?!)
Wearing two layers of shirts? That’s not because you’re afraid of getting raped.
(Is it a form of necrophilia even though it’s not you with the obsession?)
And so, we salute you, Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.” So tonight, sweet dreams in that facility… (Maybe)
(Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.”)
FIN!!!!!!
Shiro: Hmm…took a while to update this. Sometimes it’s hard to find your inner rainbow…Wait… -.0
Asura: …It’s okay. (Fag.)
Shiro: You know I meant special-ness when I said rainbow. -_-
Asura: Sure, sure. I believe you. XP (Special-ness?)
Shiro: SO?! IT’S NOT A WORD! YOU GONNA SUE ME FOR IT?! (Rawr!)
Lawyer: Ahem, Shiro?
Shiro: sweat drop
Asura: Anyways, like we said before, reviewers can recommend MALE Resident Evil characters. Just don’t be too disappointed if we can’t make it work.
Shiro: Yes, and we’ll try and fix it with heart cookies. offers one to Asura
Asura: Yays…^0^
A/N: Btw, to N2; It's not that we didn't get your suggestions, but chapters 1-4 have already been written. We will consider your ideas, though, so don't fret. ^_^
(ROTFL)
Budweiser presents “Real Men of Genius”.
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.”
(Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.”)
Your inclination to carry a shotgun everywhere doesn’t stem from paranoia.
(OMG was that the sound of maniacal laughter?!)
Wearing two layers of shirts? That’s not because you’re afraid of getting raped.
(Is it a form of necrophilia even though it’s not you with the obsession?)
And so, we salute you, Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.” So tonight, sweet dreams in that facility… (Maybe)
(Mr. “Always Getting Stalked by Previously Dead Guys.”)
FIN!!!!!!
Shiro: Hmm…took a while to update this. Sometimes it’s hard to find your inner rainbow…Wait… -.0
Asura: …It’s okay. (Fag.)
Shiro: You know I meant special-ness when I said rainbow. -_-
Asura: Sure, sure. I believe you. XP (Special-ness?)
Shiro: SO?! IT’S NOT A WORD! YOU GONNA SUE ME FOR IT?! (Rawr!)
Lawyer: Ahem, Shiro?
Shiro: sweat drop
Asura: Anyways, like we said before, reviewers can recommend MALE Resident Evil characters. Just don’t be too disappointed if we can’t make it work.
Shiro: Yes, and we’ll try and fix it with heart cookies. offers one to Asura
Asura: Yays…^0^
A/N: Btw, to N2; It's not that we didn't get your suggestions, but chapters 1-4 have already been written. We will consider your ideas, though, so don't fret. ^_^