MAKBEFF

SCENE TWO-AN ORKY CAMP BY FORRES'

(RUKKUS WITHIN' DEN COME A BUNCH O' NOBZ AND WAAAAAGHBOSS DUNKAN WITH BOYZ. DEY MEETZ A BOY WHO ATE TOO MUCH DAKKA.)

DUNKAN: OI! WATS WIT ALL DIS BLOOD AND GUNK? YOU KNOWS WATS UP WIT ALL DA WAAAAAGH?

MALKOM: DATS DA NOB, WHO PUT UP SOME FIGHTIN' AND STUCK A CHOPPA IN SUM HUMIE LOVIN' BASTAHDS. HE BE A GOOD BOY. OI, SAY TO DA WAAAGHBOSS WAT YOU SAW!

ORK BOY: WELL, DERE WUZ MAKBEFF AN’ DAT OTHER FELLA' MAKDONALD AND LOTS O’ BOYZ. DEY BE’Z FIGHTIN' A BIT. BUT MAKBEFF WENT AND STUCK A POWA' CLAW IN MAKDONALD.

DUNKAN: DAT’S OUR MAKBEFF!

ORK BOY: BUT DEN SOME MORE HUMIES CAME AN’ TRY TA SHOOT DAKKA AT US.

DUNKAN: OI! AN’ WAT ABOUT OUR NOBZ, MAKBEFF AN’ BANKO?

ORK BOY: BUT DAT’S NO PROBLEM FER MAKBEFF! DEY BE SHOOTINS' MORE DAKKA AT US, BUT DAT BE NO PROBLEM FOR DEM! DEY GETZ MORE DAKKA AN’ MORE CHOPPAS! BUT I ATE TOO MUCH DAKKA AN’ I NO FEELIN' SO GUD.

DUNKAN: YOU BEEZ A GOOD BOY, YOUR WORDS AND FIGHTIN' BOTH BE FULL OF WAAAAGH! OI! SOME GIT FIND A MAD DOK!

(MAD DOK TAKES OUT SCREAMIN' BOY. DAT ROSS AND ANGUS COMES IN)

DUNKAN: OI! WHO BE DAT?

MALKOM: DAT NOB O' ROSS.

LENNOK: HE LOOKS LIKE ONE O' DEM STORMBOYZ AND HE BE SPEAKIN' LIKE A WIERDBOY.

DAT ROSS: DA WAAAAAGHBOSS IS FULL OF GORK AND MORK!

DUNKAN: OI! WHERE YOUZ BEEN NOB?

DAT ROSS: FROM DAT PLACE OVER DERE. WHERE DA HUMIES BE PUTTIN' UP DEIR WAAGHBANNAS' AN’ DEY BE FIGHTING WITH DAT SKUM NOB KAWDOR. BUT WE BE BETTAFIGHTAZ AN’ WE HAVE MORE DAKKA!

DUNKAN: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

ALL: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

DAT ROSS: AN’ DAT HUMIE WIT' DA BIG HAT LOOK AWFUL MAD

DUNKAN: OI! TAKE DAT OFF ALL DAT PANZA FROM DAT GIT KAWDOR AND GIVE IT TO OUR MAKBEFF.

DAT ROSS: I MAKES IT SO

DUNKAN: WHAT KAWDOR BE LOSIN' IS NOW MAKBEFF’S!

DUNKAN: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

ALL: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(DEY LEAVES NOW)