My Friend, My Guardian

Note: I still am uncertain if this story qualifies as a "crackfic", but...eh...


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'…You’re so perfect...'

I moaned as his fingers brushed against the pleasure spots that I didn't know I had. He smirked as I writhed under his touch, eager for more, unlocking my hidden desires...

'I-Ike...'

He leaned forward, lips gently pressing against mine in a passionate kiss, his hands slowly massaging my body. I looked at him through half-closed, lust-filled eyes as I kissed him back.

Soon, he pulled away, listening to my moans as his fingers continued their work.

'...You're so cute...'

'I...Ike...'

Suddenly he stopped. I gave a soft cry as the pleasure ceased.

'...Beg for it...'

I writhed in agony, longing for his touch...wanting more...

'I...Ike...more...please...'

He grinned.

'As you wish.'

He leaned forward once more, this time pressing his lips against my bare chest.

'A-ah!'

He left a trail of kisses along my chest, making a slow descent towards my shorts. I desired to run my hands through his hair, but something prevented me from doing so.

'Excited, are we?'

I gasped as one of his hands slid down my shorts, under my underwear, brushing his fingers against me.

'Ohhh...!'

His hand pulled my shorts and underwear down, revealing my male organ. He grasped it and began to move his hand up and down slowly.

'...That's it...moan for me, Ness...'

I couldn't help but comply. I moaned as he continued his work, tightly clutching the bedsheet beneath me. Pleasure filled my body, and I felt as if I would burst at any moment...

'Ike...I...I can't...hold out...much longer...!'

'Shh...that's alright...cum for me, Ness...'

I couldn't take it anymore; the pleasure was too much, and I cried out as I released...

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"(Ness? Ness, are you okay?)"

"...Nngh..."

My eyes slowly opened. Mr. Game & Watch was at my side, concerned.

"(You were shivering in your sleep. Are you okay?)"

"...I...I'm fine..."

I sat up, confused. That dream felt unbelievingly real...

Mr. Game & Watch gave his equivalent of a sigh.

"(That's good. Anyway, I'm going to set up that team battle with you and Ike against two other Smashers today. We can find out how Ike feels about you that way...)"

I smiled.

"That sounds good. But who will our opponents be?"

Mr. Game & Watch scratched the back of his head.

"(That's what I've been wondering. I honestly don't want to put Ganondorf or Bowser against you...but I don't know about who else would be willing to go against Ike...I mean, he's pretty aggressive...)"

Noticing my disappointment, he added, "(...But we'll think of something. Don't worry.)"

I nodded. The 2D man smiled.

"(Well, we'd better make a plan. But first, let's get breakfast.)"

"Huh?"

As if on cue, my stomach growled. My 2D friend emitted a few soft beeps, as if laughing.

"(C'mon, Ness, you know that you can't battle well on an empty stomach.)"

I laughed nervously.

"Y-yeah..."

Mr. Game & Watch grinned, taking my hand in his.

"(Come on, we don't want to be late.)"

He pulled me to my feet, leading me outside of his room and down the corridors.

Today...hopefully I can find out if Ike likes me...if he feels the same way...

I smiled. Today would be a good day.

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Breakfast seemed to be normal...well, whatever qualifies as "normal" here, anyway...and there seemed to be no sign of a food fight starting, which was good. I looked down at the food on my tray. Steak, eggs, and orange juice. This would be an odd combination for some, but I enjoyed it. The food had a weird taste today, however. Maybe the food was a little stale?

Mr. Game & Watch and I continued to talk about the plan for today; we went over a list of who might be willing to battle against Ike and I...

"Ahem."

Both Mr. Game & Watch and I looked up. Toon Link was standing there, looking cheerful.

"Ness, you have a team battle match in a few minutes. Master Hand told me to tell you, but..."

He paused, confusion crossing his features.

"...Your opponents and teammate are supposed to remain a secret...though, I don't know why..."

His cheerfulness reappeared.

"But that's the fun part, I guess. Good luck!"

With that, he dashed off. My 2D friend and I stared in shock, then looked at each other.

"(...How...? We didn't set it up yet...)"

"...Who could've...?"

The loudspeakers came to life, Master Hand's voice echoing throughout the cafeteria.

"NESS, PLEASE COME TO THE BRAWL WAITING ROOM. I REPEAT, NESS, PLEASE COME TO THE BRAWL WAITING ROOM."

I looked on in confusion. Mr. Game & Watch nudged me.

"(You'd better hurry. Don't worry, I'll take care of your tray.)"

I nodded, then got up and ran out of the cafeteria.

I hope that this goes well...

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I closed the door behind me as I entered the waiting room. Why wasn't I notified of my teammate and opponents? This was really weird...

"AH, GOOD. YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. NOW WE CAN BEGIN."

I closed my eyes as I felt the weird sensation of the teleportation to one of the battle stages. Once the feeling faded, I opened my eyes.

Final Destination...? Well, this isn't exactly my best stage, but...

My thoughts were interrupted as I heard the other fighters being teleported onto the arena. I watched as two familiar figures appeared, and I gulped nervously.

B-Bowser...and Ganondorf...?!

I knew instantly that these two were my opponents. But who was my teammate?

I frowned. They must've appeared behind Bowser and Ganondorf. I couldn't see them from here...

"GO!"

The closest opponent, Bowser, charged at me. I smiled slightly. The giant Koopa King was pretty predictable and slow; this battle would be easy if I kept fighting him.

Bowser slashed at me with one giant claw, and I sidestepped, causing his attack to hit air. I pulled my bat from my backpack and swung, hitting the giant Koopa and making him stumble backwards a bit. I rushed forward, making a pushing motion with my hands as sparks of PSI power emitted from them. Bowser was sent upwards slightly, and I could hear him growling in frustration.

We continued to battle, yet the Koopa King never landed a blow on me. I decided that his damage percentage was high enough and that I could send him off of the stage with my PK Missile.

I crouched, focusing…

“PK…!”

I stopped in mid-shout as a surge of pain passed through my body.

…Wh-what…?

Bowser didn’t seem to notice my confusion and charged forward. I leapt above him, focusing again; maybe I could hit him with an aerial PK Missile instead…

“PK…!”

I cried out as pain shot through my body, the hurtful sensation lingering for a bit as I landed on my feet. I shook my head.

Wh-what’s…what’s going on…?

Bowser inhaled deeply, and I realized that he was about to use his fire breath. I brought up both hands and focused. My PSI shield would absorb the fire and convert it into energy…

I screamed in agony as immense pain shot through me, and I fell to my hands and knees, breathing heavily. For some reason, the pain wasn’t going away this time…

What’s happening to me?!

I groaned as the pain slowly increased. Bowser didn’t even seem fazed and slashed at me, canceling his fire attack.

I couldn’t move, and I cried out as the attack hit, falling back onto my rear. I watched as Bowser charged up his smash attack, and I knew then that I would be sent off of the stage…

“Ness!”

Bowser’s attack was interrupted as he was suddenly sent flying out of the arena, roaring in anger as he lost a point.

I looked up weakly as I finally saw my teammate.

“…Ike…?”

The swordsman kneeled in front of me, a look of concern on his face.

“Ness, what’s wrong? Why didn’t you use your PSI attacks?”

I inhaled and exhaled deeply, trying to control my breathing.

“…I…I can’t…it…hurts…”

He frowned.

“You can’t even pull off one attack? That’s not good…”

The swordsman helped me to my feet.

“Stay close to me, Ness.”

I nodded. Bowser and Ganondorf came back down on the little respawn platforms, angry. I gulped nervously. I hoped that this match would end soon…

Both of the heavyweights charged towards us, and Ike raised his sword…

…Bringing it down just as our two opponents came within range. Bowser was sent quite a distance away, but not far enough to lose another point. Ganondorf wasn’t sent as far, and he leapt upward for an aerial attack…

On instinct, I called out an attack…

“PK…”

I screamed as the lingering pain intensified, and I collapsed, unable to continue fighting.

“Ness…!”

I felt myself being lifted as something wrapped around my waist, and I struggled weakly; I didn’t want to lose…

“Ness, stop; it’s me!”

I stopped struggling and went limp; I didn’t have the strength to move anymore. I felt Ike pull me close, holding me against him.

“I’ll protect you…after the match ends, I’ll take you to Dr. Mario…”

…Ike…

I was grateful that he had decided to protect me…after all, wasn’t he aggressive in battle? He could’ve left me and continued to fight, but…

I felt the swordsman leap backwards; he must be in defensive mode, dodging our opponents’ attacks…

I clenched my eyes shut; the pain was getting worse, and I was already on the verge of unconsciousness. It felt like hours until I finally heard the announcer shout, “TIME!”

All four of us were teleported out of the arena. Ike and I had won, but only with two points.

…Ike…I’m…sorry…

The swordsman was still holding me, and I felt him run. I heard the voices of a few of the other Smashers, but I could sense that Ike was ignoring them.

Suddenly, I couldn’t hang on anymore; the pain was too much for me, and I lost consciousness…


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Uh, oh! What happened to Ness?

…More action will occur in the next chapter…