Zexion in wonderland

Down, down.. still going down and what was with this place? He passed pictures, a mirror, couple of windows, a fireplace and a chair. 'When does this thing end?' Zexion glanced down, his eyes widening slightly.



The walls came close together, he'd be able squeeze through, but his bag wouldn't.. and if he lost his bag, wouldn't he just fall and go 'splat'?!



Zexion let out a squeak as he went between the walls, but his bag got caught and he ended up hanging by it. "Oh god, this can't be happening! Oh no, my bag!" His hands were slipping and before he knew it the straps slipped right through his finger and down he went.



A scream echoed throughout the hallways as Zexion slammed into whoever saved him from going 'splat'.



A soft groan came from under Zexion, lifting his head from the soft cushion it was resting on he noticed three things. First, that was -not- a pillow, it was a chest. Second, that was a man's chest. Third, he was on top of said man.



Zexion could feel heat rushing to his face, the only thing he managed to squeak out was a quick "I'm sorry!" as he tried to pull himself away, but a arm wrapped firmly around his lower back kept him from moving.



Riku sat up carefully, forcing the smaller boy into his lap by doing so, tightening the arm around Zexion to keep him from wiggling free. "Do you realize how late you made me?"



'..He.. only cares about how late he is?! I almost died and he only cares about TIME?!' Zexion narrowed his eyes. "I didn't make you late! I was trying to save you before you got ate by.. by some bear! Or.. I thought you were going to be.." He trailed off for a moment before shoving roughly at Riku's chest. "Let go of me!"



No use, Riku placed his other arm around Zexion, pressing him closer. Zexion could feel himself turning darker shades of pink as Riku leaned down and nuzzled the side of his neck. "He-hey! Stop that!"



Riku lifted his head to press a kiss to the side of Zexion's lips, smirking against the skin. "Why should I?" He kissed a trail down to Zexion's neck, causing the younger to squirm as he tried to think of a answer, but not coming up with any.



For a moment it was silent until Zexion squeaked out. "What are you doing?!" He could feel something warm and wet on his neck. 'What's with him?! I'm not gay, I'm stra--' He let out a sharp gasp when his neck was bit. "I'm s-serious.. stop it! D-don't you have to be.. somewhere?!"



Riku froze, letting go of Zexion and stanidng up, causing the smaller boy to fall rather roughly to the ground with a grunt. "Shit, I'm late!"



Zexion sat there dazedly, hardly noticing Riku was gone until he hit the ground. 'Not what I was expecting--.. You know, I never saw him run except for when girls were chasing him.. it's rather amusing.. wait! No! Bad Zexion, don't think that, he's probably heading home, go after him!'



Stumbling to his feet and down the hall, Zexion followed where Riku disappeared to, turning sharply around a corner, pausing and galncing around until he heard a door slam.



Quickly the boy ran over to the door, yanking open the door.. then.. the next one..? 'What the.. another door?!' He jerked that one open also, to reveal -another- door, quickly he opened that too, relieved when he didn't see another door.



Zexion crawled through the small entrance only to end up in a room, with a small door that had just slammed shut. 'Maybe.. I should just go back.' Slowly he turned around only to find.. no door?! What the?! He was stuck, in this room?! Oh wait, the smaller door!



Pushing himself up carefully he walked quickly over to the small door. 'It looks.. a bit too small for me, I might as well try though.' Reaching out, he turned the knob only to hear a rather odd noise come from the door, letting out a shriek Zexion jerked his hand back.



The knob.. had a mouth.. and eyes?! "What the?! What are you?!" Zexion scooted back somewhat away from the door.



The door eyed him before snapping. "Too big. You're just too big."



"B-but.. Riku! He just went through here, I'm positive.. I mean.. didn't a guy with bunny ears just pass through here?"



"Yes."



"Then can I?"



"No, too big."



Zexion narrowed his eyes at the door. "Then. How. Do. I. Get. OUT?!"



The door rolled it's eyes at him. "Drink the bottle on the table behind you."



Silence. 'Bottle on the table behind me? There -is- no table behind me.' Zexion sighed, turning around only to find.. a table with a bottle?! He'd let this one pass, he didn't care at this moment, he just wanted to get out of this place.



Zexion stood up quietly, moving over to the table and picking up the bottle, but not without reading the tag that read *Drink Me* 'This is so stupid, it's probably poison.. but oh well, it's better than sitting around with a talking door.' Closing his eyes tightly he brought the bottle to his lips and tilted it slightly, sipping at the liquid.



'..Tastes kinda funny, but not too bad, wait a second.. I'm.. shrinking?!' Zexion stumbled backwards as the bottle became to hard to carry, quickly he dropped it.



"Ah ha, now open up!" He stomped over to the door, glarring at it when it didn't budge.



"Key? You did get the key, didn't you?"



'Key..? I didn't see a key..' (A/N: You know the whole alice crying thingy? Yeah.. I don't think Zexy would cry about that.. so here comes a flood! *is kicked out of the way by Zexy*) The ground started to shake. "What's going on now?!" Suddenly water rushed in from above, flooding the small area.



Normally Zexion would never crawl in a bottle.. but this was for safty! Quickly Zexion ran over to the bottle, crawling in it with slight disgust. 'Urgh, it's like climbing in slime.. I'm lucky it's empty though..' He squeaked when the bottle was suddenly floating in the water, he didn't even notice he went through the door.



Out of the corner of his eye he noticed a flash of white. 'Riku!' Quickly he pulled himself to his feet. "Riku! Wait, Riku, don't leave me here!! RIKU YOU BASTARD GET BACK HERE!" Zexion pounded a fist on the glass before pouting.



Hesitantly he grabbed onto the mouth(?) of the bottle and pulled himself out halfway, when the bottle hit land he fell out completely. 'I'm soaked. Completely soaked..' Sighing Zexion pushed himself up onto his feet only to get knocked back down when a wave crashed down on him.



'Dear god, what have I gotten myself into?'

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A/N: Ahah.. real fast update.. 'cause.. well I dunno.. but I just love to torture Zexy-chan. *is punched by Zexion* ..Now I have a black eye. *sighs* Oh, and I'm not going to update this for another.. three days, maybe sooner than that, because I have to pack so blah blah blah.