Sonic MST Festival

Bloody Domination



Jay: Fuck!

Cait Sith: Shut up!



Co-Written by Harley Quinn hyenaholic and Terminus Est



Cloud: The horror, the horror.



~~~



Harley: Okay, now it starts getting NASTY. And I mean sadistic-nasty. And since the fanfic is still being written, it’s possible that more warnings will be added.



Cloud: Ok, this is gonna get fucked up!

Jay: You think?

Solid Snake: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Terminus: Harley’s sorry about missing out the ‘2’ in ‘Sonic Advance 2’. But hey, it’s been fixed now.



Krusty: No one can added more suck to a fanfic then Harley Quinn hyenaholic.

Cloud: We leared that from that piece of shit Shadow And Amy fanfiction.

( Barret walks downstairs)

Barret: Damn, that guy is a stupid ass dipshit.



Harley: As for BZLF’s question - no, Shadow hasn’t found his Chaos Emerald again yet. But that’s not going to stop him from kicking the asses of little girls! Heous, you’re welcome to skip M/M chapters, but I’d say that if you can put up with the rape of minors, you might as well try to read the rape of males.



Solid Snake: Oh...... holy................... SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krusty:(Vomits) blarrrrrrgggggh!

Cloud: This shits fucked up.

Barret:(Shocked) You think so?



~~~



Chapter Two: Innocence Is The First Victim



Cait Sith: From the sound of that title, you know this is not gonna be good.



Amy Rose Blossom led Cream the Rabbit and Cheese the Chao along a crowded shopping mall, Cream in one hand, half-a-dozen shopping bags in the other. Her cheeks were slightly flushed with the excitement of buying new clothes, which her bags veritably bulged with.



Cait Sith:(Amy Rose) Bla blah blah......... HEY LOOK SHOES!!!!!!!

Jay: Bitches like shoes.

Cloud: Now don't say that Jay.

Jay: Fuck you, you pussy!



Cream couldn't wait to go home and try them on, having always been interested in clothes, and the wearing of them. The breeze came in cool and crisp from the north on this balmy September day. There could not possibly be any danger with Amy by her side in the clear daylight.



Cait Sith:(Cream) Hey Amy, those shoes are nice. I LIKE SHOES......... AND PONYS!!!!

Barret: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Jay: As i said before bitches like shoes.



Neither of them was aware of being followed by a hedgehog almost completely concealed in a heavy trenchcoat, swearing quietly about the weight and heat of it.



Cloud: Look at this moron, or are you gonna go on one of your sexist rants

Jay: Cloud, go suck a dick you gay ass faggot. You talk like a fucking woman.

Cait Sith: And he sucks mens dicks, cause he's a fag.



"So how is Shadow?" Cream asked. "Has he been feeling better?"



Jay:(Amy Rose) He's been better, since he can suck mens dicks again.

Krusty: Shadow sucks cock.

Barret: Cause he's a faggot.



Amy hung her head, "Shadow... Shadow..." she swallowed, uncertain of how to tell the six-year-old, "Shadow's dead, Cream," she said softly. "Oh, look! Summer Sale Now On!" she cried out in fake excitement, eager to change the subject, and dragged Cream into another clothes shop.



Jay: Bet they sell shoes, cause bitches love fucking shoes, and...........

THUD!!!!!!!!

( Tifa is standing next to Jay, who is laying on the floor.

Tifa: Take that you sexist asshole retarded dickhead. ( Tifa walks back up the stairs)

Barret: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA............. TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!!!!



Easily distracted, Cream squealed with glee as she saw Liz Claiborne clothes hanging on the rack. She pulled several of them down and demanded that Amy buy them for her.



Cait Sith: Figures.

Krusty: Oh great............



"Not yet," Amy smiled, and grabbed some hipsters and a tank-top, "Come on! Half the fun is trying them on!" They hurried to the changing rooms, "I'll go first!" Amy said, and darted into the changing room, then peeked out, "You gotta tell me how they look!" she said, and darted back in.



Cloud: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Krusty: And there's creepy old Micheal Jackson

Cait Sith: What?????? Micheal Jackson likes little boys, you dumbass

Cloud: Maybe its Marilin Manson.



Cream was suddenly aware of a heavy hand on her shoulder. She looked up into the crazed red eyes of a hedgehog - who she recognised from the news as Shadow the Hedgehog. He was holding Cheese by the scruff of its neck.



Cloud:(Cream) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MARILIN MANSON IS GONNA MOLEST ME!!!!!!!!

Krusty: What a freak.

Solid Snake: Well Duh!!!!!!!!!!



"Why, hello, M-Mr. S-Shadow," said Cream nervously. "H-how are you? W-would you like to talk?" She couldn't keep eye contact with Shadow's glare for more than a few seconds, and her eyes started to dart around, "Amy said you were dead," Cream added.



Jay:(Shadow) Hello sunshine, im gayer then RuPaul Meets Queer Eye For The Stright Guy Meets American Idol.

Cait Sith: Yes!!!!!!!!!

Simon: No that was stupid.......... ( Cloud chops off Simons head)



"It's a long story," Shadow said, "How about we go somewhere else and I'll tell you it?"



Solid Snake:(Cream) Can i take a piss before we go?

Barret:(Shadow) Shut up you little bitch!



Even Cream could tell there was something wrong with him, "You look angry," she said, "Did someone say something mean to you?"



Cloud: Maybe Knuckles could give him a hummer.

Cait Sith: No, Knuckles is not gay, but Sonic secretly's wants to suck his asshole.

Solid Snake: He looks like a tranny.



Shadow narrowed his eyes. He didn't have time for this stupid banter. His grip tightened on Cream's shoulder, and he started to drag her out of the dressing rooms.



Solid Snake: This is gonna get ugly.

Cait Sith: YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!

Krusty: This shit is gonna make me puke.



"Mister Shadow? What are you doing?" Cream asked him, frightened as Shadow seized her. She lashed out at her assailant, trying to break free of his grip but to no avail, “Amy? Amy!”



Cait Sith:(Cream) HELP THIS FAGGOT IS TRYING TO MOLEST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krusty: This is getting sick.

Cloud: Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THIS IS FUCKING WRONG, ITS FUCKING WRONG



"Shut up, you little brat!" Shadow hissed at her as they hurried out of the store, "And you won't get hurt!"



Jay: No, now its getting wrong.



In the store, Amy darted out of the changing room, mostly dressed and looking around, "Cream?" she called, "Cream, where are you?"



Cloud: Inside Micheal Richards Ass.

Barret: Im gonna kick Micheal Richard's ass.



Cream whimpered in fear. Shadow was frighteningly strong, stronger than she could have ever imagined. When she tried to pull away, his grip tightened on her. There was a horrible squeak, and Cheese went limp as he crushed the neck of the little Chao in one hand, and then tossed it into a bin when nobody was looking.



Jay: ( Holding a bag up to his mouth) BLURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HU......... BLAHHHHHHHHHHHURG!

Cloud: Sick!

Jay: This shit is fucking while.



“Cheese!” Cream cried out, and burst into tears, “How could you do that to my friend?” she wailed.



Cait Sith:(Shadow) That fucking chao took a shit on my couch!

Barret: That is not funny, you stupid piece of shit.

Krusty: Cream is about to get molested by Gary Glitter?



"Stop crying!" Shadow hissed, shoving his way out of the department store, "You're drawing attention to us!"



Barret: This guy must have been on To Catch A Prediator!

Cloud: Another fucking pedophile.

Barret: Were is the other pedophile?

Jay: Its Knuckles!



Cream hesitantly complied, fearful of the repercussions of continuing to cry out, the tears running down her face. She just watched helplessly as the scenery blurred by, wondering where he was taking her, and why he had killed Cheese.



Cait Sith: Of course!

Barret: Just cause he's black, that does not make him a pedophile.

Cait Sith: But Don't..........

Barret: DON'T SAY IT YOU RACIST CAT BASTARD, SO SUCK A COCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT.



Sonic was waiting outside an electronics store that Tails was shopping in when she heard Amy calling out for someone. She sounded extremely distressed, as if she were on the edge of tears. He ran over to her, following the sounds. "What's the matter, Amy?" he said as he skidded to a halt. "You sounded like something awful had happened to you!" He prayed that she didn't seize him in her arms and cry into his shoulder.



Jay: I guess Michal Jackson does'ent count?

Barret: When then again, Micheal Jackson is white.

Solid Snake: MICHEAL JACKSON'S WHITE???



His prayers weren't answered. Amy grabbed him and continued to cry, "Cream's vanished!" she wailed, "I can't find her! We were trying on clothes and I was changing and then she vanished!"



Cloud: Sonic was looking at Amy in the changing room.

Jay: Damn, thats sick.

Cloud: Why???????????

Jay: SHE'S LIKE 10 YEARS OLD, THATS NASTY!



"Was it just you or was someone with her?" Sonic said as he tried to wiggle out of her grasp. He felt sorry for her, but he also didn't enjoy being used as a live pillow.



Cait Sith: ( Holding up a dildo) How do i turn this on?

Jay: Were did you get that vibrator, did you get it from Knuckles.

Solid Snake: No, its Jay's!



"It was just me and her and we were carrying the clothes!" Amy wept, "I searched the store but she's gone!"



Jay:(Pissed) It's Cait's fucking dildo, you asshole!

Cait Sith: Its not my dildo, you fuck...... Its Tifa's!

Jay: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: WHAT!!!!!!!



Sonic scratched his head. People were hardly ever abducted in public places during daytime. It was just too risky. "Maybe she just got lost," he said. "Perhaps she'll turn up soon. People get lost in malls all the time." Including me, he thought, but he didn't say that aloud. He tried to avoid looking away, even though he found watching someone cry very uncomfortable.



Cait Sith: How many retards get lost at the mall?

Jay: Lots, there's millions of retards that disappered at the mall.



Amy cheered up a little, "Yeah," she said, releasing Sonic, "She's bound to turn up. I'm going to keep looking. Will you help me?"



Cloud:(Sonic) No, i got to go jerk off.

Barret:(Amy) You lazy bastard!

Jay: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.



Crap, Sonic thought. Tails is probably already waiting for me. "Uh, hold on just a moment, I'll fetch Tails before two people end up lost in this mall.” He dashed off to the electronics store, finding Tails waiting outside with a look of irritation on his face. "Sorry I disappeared, Tails," said Sonic. "Amy's friend went missing and I was talking to her. You wouldn't mind helping us find her, would you?"



Solid Snake: Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Jay: FAGGOTRY TIME!!!!!!!!!



"Why not?" Tails asked.



Solid Snake: Tails sure is a flaming queer.

Barret: WELL DUH!!!!!!!

Krusty: Tails is a fruit, even Richard Simmons calls Tails a fag.





But by then, it was already too late...



Cloud: ( Farts)



~~~



"This p-place is so c-cold," said Cream. Shadow's grip was so tight that she couldn't even shiver. "Do you live here?"



Solid Snake:(Shadow) Ya, thats my toilet. If your gonna puke do it there, or i will kick your ass.

Cait Sith:(Cream) But i just got my period!

Jay: Cait, thats fucking sick!



"Temporarily," Shadow said. He slammed the door, locked it, and turned on a single overhead light.



Cloud: He's gonna remove her brain.

Krusty: Just like Harley.

Cloud: Even a lobotamized Cream is smarter then Harley.



"Why did you lock the door?" said Cream. "Who would want to come down into this nasty place anyway? Why did you even come here? "



Barret:(Shadow) There are alot of gay men around here, and everybody knows im a flaming queer.

Jay:(Cream) What's gay?

Cait Sith: Gay is when two men stick there dicks up there assholes.



"It's not to stop people getting in," Shadow sneered, "It’s to stop you from getting out." He grinned evilly.



Krusty: This is going to get bad, i just know it

Solid Snake: ( Remembers "at the carrot patch" The horror, the horror!

Jay: Queer ass faggot.

Cloud: Look at this cocksucker.



Cream suddenly whimpered in terror as she realized that Shadow was planning to do something terrible. She ran to the door and pulled violently on the door handle. "You're going to let me out right now, Mr. Shadow!" she yelled. "When Amy and the police get here they're going to make you sorry!"



Cait Sith:(Shadow) No im gonna shoot a fat ass bullet in your furry ass.

Jay:(Cream) NO, NOT MY CUTE FURRY LITTLE BUTT!

Solid Snake: Dude, thats fucking nasty



“Yeah, like they haven’t tried already,” Shadow sneered, watching Cream.



Krusty: ( Pulls out a joint) Look at this.

Cait Sith: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Were did you get weed?

Jay: Now thats the good shit.

( Krusty gives the joint to cloud)



Tears reached Cream's eyes as the door refused to budge. She was alone with Shadow in the room. There was no escape. She collapsed to the floor and bawled, pounding her fists on the dank stone slabs.



Solid Snake: Awww, that shit looks fake.

Cloud: Maybe grass will make this fucking shit better.

Cait Sith: Pass that shit over here. ( Cait Sith then try's to grab the joint.) GIVE THAT FUCKING JOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: Hell no, you fuckhead!



"Shut up, you little brat!" Shadow snarled, "You don't even know what I'm going to do with you..."



Barret: Get ready.

Solid Snake: Like weed is going help this.

Krusty: That stuff is good, that shit would even knock Jerry Garcia out.

Cait Sith: ( Cait Sith starts to look at Krusty) WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That sounds like hot shit.



"You're going to hurt me!" she shrieked. "I watched the news! I know what people who lock girls up do to them! You can't keep me in here forever," she said as she summoned the courage to speak again. "They'll find me. They always find people. I saw it on TV."



Jay: Mel Gibson molests them.

Cloud: Don't say that.

Barret: Hey look, there's Osama Bin Laden!



"Pah!" Shadow laughed, "Like they'd show you the cases where they fail to find people. Gotta make the heroes look good..."



( Cait Sith Starts scratching his balls)

Jay: Stop sratching your fucking nuts, you fuckwad retard.

Cait Sith: Bla bla bla bla, ya fucking retarded pervert cocksucking bitch!



"You're lying, Mr. Shadow! They'll know I'm gone!” Cream wept, “They'll find me! Crime doesn't pay, didn't they teach you that in school?"



Krusty: Like O.J Simpson!

Solid Snake: Bad Example.

Jay:(Cream) Why am i bleeding?

Cait Sith: Its called a period, you tard!



"I'm afraid I didn't take that lesson," Shadow sneered, "My lesson was that if you're nice to people, the world shits on you."



Cait Sith: And Super Mario will give you a golden shower.

Jay: What!?

Solid Snake: GOLDEN SHOWERS??????????? ( Cait Sith then pulls out his cock, and urinates on Solid Snake)

Cloud: Sick!!!!!!!!!!



"Then you're a mean person, just like those people they mention on the news,” Cream sniffled, “They're in jail, and you'll be there too for murdering Cheese and taking me here."



Barret: Murdering a Chao is only a 50 doller fine.

Solid Snake: That little fuck................. PISSED ON ME!

Cait Sith: MY COCK MAKES ALL THE LADIES CRAW, AND THEN THEY LICK THIS PUSSY! ( Starts pulling on this penis)



"Whatever," Shadow said, casually, "Now, where shall I start?" he reached out and grabbed Cream, pushing her against the wall, "You're really quite pretty, Cream. For being such a little girl."



Cloud: Ok, thats a litte creepy.

Barret: (SINGING) I LIKE FURRY BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE......... ( Everybody looks at Barret) WHY CAN'T I MAKE A FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Looks at Cait Sith) FUCK YOU CAIT, YA FUCKING MORON!

Jay: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"Stop that!" Cream shrieked as she flailed helplessly at Shadow. It didn't even faze him, and he held her hands immobilized together in front of her with his other hand.



Cloud: Oh, yuck!

Solid Snake:(Cream) Don't touch my furry little rear, you weirdo!

Barret: That fucking pedophile is gonna touch her ass.



Shadow laughed wickedly, "I dare say I won't even need to use rope on you," he chuckled. With that, he produced a sharp knife, "Now don't struggle, or you might get badly cut," he sneered. Then he began to cut off her clothes, piece by piece.



Cloud: No no no NO!!!!

Meatwad: ( Meatwad walks up to the couch) Hey what's going............ WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!!

Jay: Meatman, this is gonna get nasty, this is going to be really nasty.



Cream watched in horror, wondering what Shadow was going to do with her. She watched as her designer dress was torn in half. It was a gift from Amy. Were she any less terrified, she would have reached out to slap him as hard as she could.



Solid Snake: But she was high on acid, and was beating Shadow with a piece of chicken.

Cait Sith: HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: Fuck you cait.



Occasionally the knife strayed too close to her body, making little cuts in her. Shadow didn't seem to care in the least. When he'd done cutting off her dress, he looked her over, smirking. Cream was so young, she didn't even have breasts. For all that though, she was a pretty little girl, "Yes, I think you'll make a very good message to Sonic," he grinned.



Cloud: Oh........... Fuck.



"What message?" Cream asked him, trembling.



Jay: man, i wish i was smokeing that joint.

Cloud: NO WAY, IM GONNA SMOKE THIS SHIT LATER!

Jay: GIVE ME THAT WEED!!!!!

Cait Sith: Give the man is joint.



"Oh, just a message that I'm going to destroy everybody and everything that he ever cared about. Or his friends care about," Shadow said calmly.



Krusty:(Shadow) Then im gonna fuck Sonic's sweet ass, and then my gonna toss his salad.

Jay: NO TOSSING THE FUCKING SALAD!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: Tails is tossing Sonic's Salad.



"Eggman said the same things, and Sonic stopped him,” said Cream, shivering with fear and cold, “He'll stop you too."



Barret:(Cream) And you'll get ass raped in prison, and you will have to toss fucking salads.

Cloud: NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!



"Eggman could be stopped with a half-brick in a sock, he's so stupid," Shadow replied. With that, he hit Cream so hard that he knocked the little rabbit to the ground.



Krusty:(Shadow) Awwww fuck she looks underage, so i'll just chop off her head then.

Cloud: No why, he's a fucking pedophile!

Barret: When are you gonna smoke that joint?



Cream bawled again, curling up in a ball on a floor. "You w-won't get away, with this, M-Mr. Shadow. Sonic and Amy and Tails will come for you, and you'll go to prison, and never c-come out!"



Cloud: Later man, i think there is enough for the both of us.

Solid Snake: That grass looks old.

Cloud: Wait, this is fine weed.



"You think I care now?!" Shadow snarled, standing over her with a mad gleam in his eye. Then he reached down, and looking very hard at her, began to rub himself.



Cloud: NO NO NO.................... AW FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barret: This is.......... BLAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: Shit, this is getting nasty.

Meatwad: WOW, He's wacking it.



"Ew!" she shrieked. "Why are you touching yourself there?! My mother said that people who do that go blind!"



Solid Snake: And it will make you retarded, just look at Jay and Cait.

Cait Sith: Fuck you, or i will take a piss on you again!

Barret: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



“Your mother lied,” Shadow sniggered quietly, still looking down at her. He was starting to wish he'd abducted Amy now. Cream was going to be hard to get into... still, that was half the fun. She would be seriously tight, and definitely a virgin. The thought aroused him, and his cock started to grow hard under his touch.



Jay: No, this is just plain sick. Harley is one sick fucker!

Solid Snake: YOU THINK???????

Cait Sith: No shit sherlock.



"Ew!" Cream shrieked again. "It's so big and... slimy!" She was horrified as she watched Shadow's organ grow larger and larger with each passing second.



Barret:(Cream) Is it alive?

Cloud: Shit, that's fucked up!

Jay: And his organ was still 2 inchs.



Now that he was fully erect, Shadow bent down to Cream, looking into her eyes, "Now, do you know what we're going to do?" he asked her, grinning. He didn't wait for an answer, "We're going to make love." With that, he flipped Cream onto her front and sat on her back, pulling off one glove and finding her small hole with his fingers.



Krusty: Ok, this shit is fucking sick. Shadow is raping Cream!

Meatwad: With his little cock?

Jay: No, with a blender!



Cream didn't understand, but she knew that her kindergarten teacher said that touching people there was not acceptable. "You can't do that!" she yelled. "Only Mama can touch me!" She grabbed Shadow's wrist and pulled it away.



Cloud: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER MOM MOLESTS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay: And touching yourself causes you to grow hair on your palm.

Cait Sith: HAW HAW!





Shadow hit her hard, "Do you really want me to kill you?" he growled. He pushed two fingers into her vagina, stretching it painfully.



Meatwad: HOLY HONKYTONK MAN, THIS SHIT IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

Solid Snake: Who is this Honkytonk Man?

Jay: I think im gonna............ BLAUUUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH This is........ BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURRRRRRRGGGGH!





Cream cried out in pain as Shadow assaulted her. She had never had anything put there, and his fingers felt like they were crushing her. "Why are you doing this?" she wailed. "I never did anything to you!"



Solid Snake:(Shadow) BUT YOUR CUTER THEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay: TOLD YA, HE'S GAY AS GAY GETS!

Cloud: Wow, thats gay.



"Shut UP!" Shadow hit her again, "It’s only half-time. Save your screaming for later! If you're this tight... you'll need it!"



Barret:( Starts to get nauseious) Oh fuck, errk. I think im gonna puke.

Cait Sith: Awww no, no. This is so fucking wrong!

Krusty: No sports metaphor's please Harley, there really gross.



Cream tried to stifle her screams, wondering what ‘tight’ meant. Shadow was saying all these weird things that made no sense to her. If this was ‘making love’, what was his idea of hate?



Jay: But sex is like baseball.

Cloud: Who the fuck is baseball like sex

Cait Sith: STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Shadow began to laugh as he continued to assault her. Finally, he pulled his fingers out of Cream's vagina. With a small smile, he licked them clean, "Now for the second half," he said, with an evil grin that Cream couldn't see.



Krusty: Aw no, this is grossing me out. This auhtor is a sick fucking bastard!

Cloud: He/she must be some kind of sex crazed pervert.

Barret: You would know.



She was going to ask him what he meant, but decided it would be a bad idea. She pressed her legs together, hoping he wouldn't touch her there again. She didn't understand what he wanted, what he was doing, or why he was doing it. She could only sob silently, wondering what would happen next and to have Amy, Sonic, her mother, anyone find her. Surely there would be someone to rescue her. The people on the news had said so after all. She decided to trust to hope that she would be rescued.



Cloud: Now look at this at this. (Holds up the joint) This is some good fucking weed.

Cait Sith: Let me smoke it.

Cloud: No, you stupid fucking faggot.

Cait Sith: (Looking at Cloud) GIVE ME THAT FUCKING JOINT NOW, YOU FUCKHEAD!



Shadow flipped her onto her back again, and pulled off his other glove, "This will hurt - a lot," he said. Then he grabbed her chest, squeezing so hard that his nails dug in and drew blood. His cock was hard between her legs, rubbing up through the fur on her belly as he laughed, his eyes glowing insanely in the dim light of the room.



Jay: Awww shit, this is sick. WHY WHY WHY WHY ?!

Krusty: No, this is so sick. I mean this is wrong.

Solid Snake: The guys who wrote this are some sickfucks!



She watched in horror, wondering what he was about to do. Would he urinate on her? That's what she thought those things were for, anyway - so that boys could use the bathroom standing up. Now she wondered if they had some other purpose.



Solid Snake:(Cream) What's that, it looks nasty?

Barret: Don't!

Meatwad: Huh?!



Shadow grinned, "It's a real shame that you're not Amy," he leered, "At least that little bitch is old enough to have something to squeeze... still, you're giving me some good ideas for what to do with her..." He laughed again, his eyes glowing madly as he continued to squeeze Cream's chest.



Cloud: See, this is so sicking. I mean this is so fuck wrong!

Cait Sith: No, this is wrong. ( Cait points his penis up to his face, and starts stroking his cock) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Jay: Awwww, YOU JUST CREAMED IN YOUR FACE!

Cait Sith: ( With semen dripping down his face) Now that hits the spot!



Cream sobbed as she thought of Amy. She had never considered that Shadow might hurt her friend. Would he do the same things to Amy? Would it be worse? She was just as confused as ever. She tried to imagine home, her mother, anything but the current time, place, and situation.



Cait Sith: Now watch........ ( Cait takes his semen covered cock and starts swinging it) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Barret: DAMMIT, YOUR GETTING SEMEN ALL OVER THE FUCKING COUCH!!

Cait Sith: Ahhhhhhhhh! ( And then Cait releases even more semen, and all over the couch too) What?

Solid Snake: Now that was really fucking stupid.



Shadow narrowed his eyes, "And now we enter the Endgame," he chuckled. He punched Cream hard in the stomach, and forced apart her legs easily, "I hope you've been saving up your screams," he leered, and began to force his length into her. Thanks to her being so young, it wasn't easy, but her tightness only excited him more, and he only pushed harder.



Jay: Oh.......... BLAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ( And then Jay throws up 4 more times) Wait..... ( He barfs another 4 times)

Cait Sith: Nasty. Look at all that puke.

Barret: MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP............. MAKE IT STOP BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SICKING!!!!!!!!!!!!



Cream shrieked as loud as she could as Shadow practically tore her open. She looked down and saw Shadow's fur glistening with blood. Her blood. She somehow managed an even louder scream, a bloodcurdling wail of agony and anguish that filled the whole room. Her groin seemed to be on fire, a burning inferno consuming her from within. It was the worst pain she had ever felt in her whole life, an agony that came in bursts each time Shadow pushed into her.



Cloud: Now this is just cruel. And the sick thing is, someone is getting off on this.

Barret: Like R Kelly!

Krusty: Awwwww no, that was gross.



"You'll pay!" Cream wailed. "You'll be in prison until you die, and then you'll go straight down where all the bad people go!"



Cait Sith: Ya, he's gonna get assfucked untill his dies.

Solid Snake:(Cream) And then your gonna have to have to toss salads every day.

Jay: Were's sonic?



Shadow wasn't listening. He groaned in intense pleasure. He couldn't get all the way into her on his first try, or his second, but he kept pulling out and pushing back in harder, moaning in pleasure. Now he knew why there was a law against screwing little kids - if there wasn't, everybody would do it. As his nails drew blood from her body, his cock glistened with pre-cum and blood. He sped up, grunting each time he pulled out and pushed back in.



Solid Snake: First of all, i think this is really sick. And the guys who wrote this thing should be ashamed of them selfs.

Cloud: Harley, your one sick fucker.

Jay: Don't Forget Terminus.



Cream continued screaming, her lungs burning in pain to match the rest of her. How could he do this? How could anyone do this? She had understood the idea of bad people who wanted to hurt others only on an abstract level, but now the idea was all too real. Shadow wanted to hurt her. Shadow was hurting her. "What are you doing this for?" Cream wailed. "If you want to make a message to Sonic, why are you hurting me? Why me and not him?"



Barret:(Cream) Hey, you got semen inside me.

Jay: Now if you injest semen, it will cause you to puke blood.

Cait Sith: Thats not true. After all i suck my own cock alot, and i never puke blood.



"Because..." Shadow grunted, "This will hurt him... a lot more..." He hit her again, and continued to rape her, coming ever closer to his orgasm and not giving a shit for what Cream felt.



Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Solid Snake: Run Cream run!

Meatwad: That sounded dirty.



"Please stop hurting me, Mr. Shadow!" she cried. "I'll do anything, anything you want, if you just stop. I didn't do anything to you!" Every moment seemed to hurt worse than the last. She didn't understand. She couldn't understand. Why was no one coming? Where was Amy? Where was Tails? Where was Sonic? Where was God?



Jay: Sonic is molesting tails right at the moment. Because gays are all....... (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) What!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: You can't say that, because its gay people would be mad at us.

Jay: Like a bunch of gays are gonna....... ( Cait Sith Grabs his mouth)

Cait Sith: Ha!



"SHUT UP!" Shadow roared at her, punching her hard. I'll stop when I'm ready... he thought, his thrusts becoming faster.



Jay: ( Cait loses his grip on Jay) Now im gonna say it............ FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that you fucking faggots. YOU FAGGOTS, YOUR ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS!

Barret: Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw

Cloud: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



Cream felt truly alone for the first time in her life. There was no one coming for her. There was only Shadow, torturing her endlessly. Would it ever stop? How long could he keep doing this?



Barret: Uh, knowing its Harley. Then the answer is NO!

Cait Sith: That's what i was afraid of.

Jay: Oh fuck, can it get any worse.

Cloud: Oh yes, i think it can.



Sweat dripped down Shadow's face, and his expression was somewhere beyond insanity. Finally he came inside of her. Pulling his cock out quickly, he allowed the last of it to cum onto her chest and face, and then becoming limp, his body still shuddering with excitement as he looked down at the tiny girl beneath him, totally at his mercy.



Cait Sith:(Cream) Wow, your so big!

Meatwad:(Shadow) Well of course i am.

Krusty: By big, he means his 2 inch dick.



Cream spit the salty mess out of her mouth, curling up into a ball. Was it over? Would he let her go? Maybe he had realized he would be caught. She began to feel a little relieved as Shadow stood up.



Meatwad: Ice Cream? No wait, thats not ice cream. THATS NOT ICE CREAM!

Cait Sith: Well i guess its cream.

Jay: And.........



There wasn't enough blood... the thought registered in the remains of his mind as he looked down at her, She screamed, but there wasn't enough blood... That thought completed, Shadow bent down and picked up Cream by her neck, "Now for my favourite part of the game," he hissed, picking up the short knife, "Sudden death." With that, he stabbed her.



Cloud: Awwww fuck no. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK, NO THIS IS GROSS HARLEY YOUR A SICK FREAK!!!!!!!!!!

Jay: Uhhhhhh a BLAUUUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH ( All the puke gets all over Cait)

Cait Sith: Arrrrrrr that's sick.

Barret: No, i can't sit through this.



Cream let out a horrendous shriek as her back arched backwards. It was even louder and more bloodcurdling than any before it. She could feel her own blood running down her abdomen and an excruciating, burning pain filling the wound. She knew what death was. But until now, she didn't know it could happen to her. "Please! She cried. "Please don't kill me, please! I don't want to die!"



Meatwad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krusty: STOP IT, STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!

Cloud: Man Shadow, your fucking nuts.



Shadow wasn't listening to her. The knife rose and fell again, this time piercing her left lung.



Barret: Oh fu........... BLAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGH ( Cait gets puked on again)

Cait Sith: Fuck you, fuck you.

Jay:(Nelson) Haw Haw



Cream was suddenly hardly able to breathe as the air rushed out of her punctured lung with a sucking sound. Her chest burned as if hot coals were stuffed inside. It was continuous rather than the on-and-off pain of being raped. She was now certain she would die. She prayed, hoping that God would help her. It was her last hope.



Meatwad: Poor Cream, Shadow is one sickass bastard.

Cait Sith: No shit Sherlock!

Jay: That fucker!



Shadow wasn't even aware of Cream's blood splattering over his face and body. He drove the knife into her chest a few more times, each stab bringing forth a scream that was weaker than the last. He wasn't even smiling any more. He suddenly looked angry, frustrated, as if he wasn't getting any pleasure out of killing her.



Solid Snake: And then Sonic comes out of were, and he stabs Shadow in the crotch.

Barret: While Sonic is stabbing Shadow, Cream pulls out a gun and blows Shadows head off.

Cloud: No, Cream shoots his penis off.



Cream's vision began to dim, and the pain began to fade. It was as if what was around her was becoming less and less real. Was it a dream? Was she dying? She could barely hear Shadow's growls and the sickening wet sound of the knife piercing her again and again.



Jay:(Shadow) Now its time for the wacky cock. Hey??????? Were's my cock?

Barret:(Sonic) You got your dick blown off.

Krusty: Now thats funny.



Shadow growled suddenly, and slashed the knife across Cream's throat, silencing her cries. As she gasped a few more times for a breath she would never have, he dragged the blade across her belly, watching as her bowels spilt out.



Solid Snake: I can't take........... BLAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGERGH ( Once again pukes on Cait)

Cait Sith: WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING BARFING ON ME!!!!!!!!!

Barret: Cause your a horny perverted retarded faggot.



Cream felt blood welling up in her throat, and its metallic taste as it spilled out of her mouth. She could no longer see. Everything below her neck was dead to her. With a last, silent scream, her consciousness faded away forever.



Krusty: Ya, cause he chopped her head off with a chainsaw.

Jay:(Cream) Hey?! Were's my head?

Solid Snake: Shadow then thinks about sucking on a guy's dick.



Shadow watched her die, and stabbed her a few more times, then dropped her body to the floor, shuddering. He stared at the knife, and dropped that too. After a few long seconds he slumped to the floor and buried his face in his hands, smearing blood through his fur. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make her screams drown out the screams in his head, he couldn't use her blood to cover that of Maria’s. With a low moan, he curled up, staring at the corpse.



Meatwad: Wow, that was sick. I mean it was gross and all.

Cait Sith: And............

Meatwad: Well, i think it would be better if i had smoked that joint? Well even weed would'ent make this this watchable.

Jay: Correct!



Cait Sith: Shit! I smell like fucking puke.



~~~



Several hours later, the dark hedgehog stuffed the corpse of Cream the Rabbit into a large sack, pulled on his trenchcoat, and dashed out of the door, heading for Amy Rose's apartment in Central City. He climbed the six or seven flights of stairs to her floor, and dropped the bag outside her door. He rang the doorbell, to the tune of the chorus of 'Follow Me', and ran for it.



Jay: And then runs down to get smoke pot.

Solid Snake: But then, Sonic smokes all his weed.

Jay:(Sonic) Ha ha, i smoked all your grass.



About thirty seconds later - plenty of time for the dark hedgehog to get away - a tear-stained Amy opened the door.



Cait Sith:(Amy) What's that funny smell?

Barret: Weed?

Krusty: Alot of weed?



"Hello? Is anybody there?" she asked the empty corridor. There was no answer. She looked down at the sack and, curious, opened it carefully.



Cait Sith(Amy) Oh boy, it smells like pizza.

Barret: Now that's just nasty, Cait your nasty.

Meatwad: Dead Rabbit Smells like Pizza!

Jay: I think im gonna puke again.



Then she began to scream.



Jay and Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Meatwad: DAMN, That is disgusting.

Barret: No way man.



~~~



Harley: Just a comment - since this is just after Sonic Advance 2, the ages are all consistent with that. So Shadow just raped a six year old girl.



Everybody in the room: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cloud: THAT IS FUCK SICK, HARLEY YOUR A FUCKING SICK FUCKING PERVERTED FREAK!

Krusty: THIS IS LIKE GETTING MINDFUCKED!



Terminus: Harley plays Shadow. I swear, I didn’t think up all that messy stabbing crap. I was the victim here. Now get your asses over to reviewing!

Disclaimer: I do not own the game that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.



Barret: ( Typeing in a review on adultfanfiction.com) Let's see...........

Meatwad: Say. Your a piece of sickfuck, Harley.

Jay: Yup, Harley is one sick fucking bastard.



DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Everyone: BREAK TIME!!!!!!!

Jay: About fucking time.

~~~



Everybody starts pukeing after of thinking about what they watched.

Jay: Shit, what the fuck was that

Cloud: Ya, i mean that was gross.

Cait Sith: No, this is gross. ( Cait takes his penis and sticks it up his asshole and starts stroking his now enlarge dick)

Barret: Cait, STOP IT NOW!!!!!!

( Cait pulls out his cock out of his ass, and starts swing the cock all around. Seman flys everywere. Some of it hits RedXIII Who is sleeping on the floor)

RedXIII: What the hell was that? It smells salty.

Barret: Cait took his penis and through that slippery bastard all around. And it splashed all over the room. Look some of it it your face.

RedXIII: CAIT, YOUR A SICK LITTLE FREAK. I MEAN YOUR A SICK PERVERTED LITTLE RETARD!!!!!! I SHOULD SLAP YOUR FUCK ASS...

Cait Sith: But you walk on all fours, you fucking idiot.

Cloud: Cait, shut the hell up. ( Cait then drops his cock on the floor after he falls off his giant moogle.)

( Meanwhile Tifa walks down stairs, so Cait pulls up his meat and trys to get an erction.)

Cait Sith: Errrrrrrrrrr Why can't you get a fucking erction?

Tifa: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, not this time you perverted little idiot.

( Cait starts getting pissed nowing his cock won't get hard. So he starts slapping his now tiny shrunking penis)

Barret: Cait, your so stupid, you can't get your shit hard. Man that's fucking sad.

Cait Sith: Errrr, my fucking meat can't hard!

Jay: ( Starts pointing at Cait) Look man, all you need is some weed. But im not giving you my grass.

Cait Sith: HEY?! GIVE THAT WEED! YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

( Jay takes the joint from cloud and starts smokeing on the joint. Then starts sliding down the couch)

Jay: Ahhhhhhhhhh Whoa man, this shit is heavy.

Cait Sith: (Starts jumping on Jay) GIMMIE THE WEED, I SAID GIMMIE THAT WEED!!!!!!!!

Jay: Man you need to calm down, try this shit man...... ( Sticks the joint Cait's mouth)

Cait Sith: (While smoking the joint) Awww man this shit is sweet, whoa i think this shit is making me horny?

Barret: Your just getting hard, your not anymore horny.

( Cloud pulls out 2 joints. He gives 1 to Jay, and thats smokeing the other joint)

Cloud: Ahhhh this shit starting to get crazy. I mean your getting funny man.

Barret: Whoa, you guys are getting stoned, and we got to continued!

Cait Sith Now hey man, this is deep you got to smoke this.

( After all the weed wears down. And everybody comes back to down, they go back to the fanfic)

Barret: Well, back to the back to the fanfic.

Krusty: Oh no. I hope thats the end of the sickness in this fanfic