MST Of Sonic XXX Festival
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+S through Z › Sonic
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
2,892
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0
Recommended:
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I do not own the Sonic The Hedgehog game series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 2
Meatwad: Who owns Sonic?
Homer Simpson: I don't now, Bill Gates?
Luigi: DOH!
Sonic XXX Festival by ---
Solid Snake: Who?
*Note: I have no shame in anything that I do or try when it comes to this tale, for it is simply experiment and does not reflect my way of life. This fic is pure parody only. All comments, negative, positive, and neutral, are very accepted. Please, do not imitate these characters in your own life; it may just be illegal. If you do something illegal that's featured in this fic, I remove myself from all ...responsibility of your wrongdoings. If it's not illegal, still keep me out of it. MSTings are welcomed.
Falco: Oh shit, this is gonna get ugly.
Meatwad: Well duh!
Homer: You Have no clue.
This chapter contains Lime, M/F, oral, furries, and an odd panty fetish.
Pikachu: Pika Piiiiiika Piiiikachuuuuuuuuu Translated: I like the part about the panties, maybe cream will be wearing them. (Pikachu is a pedophile, and he's a racist.)
Meatwad: What's lime?
Solid Snake: Something to do with gays?
--Story two: Shadow's Memory--
Meatwad: Shadow talks about getting anally raped.
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Solid Snake: Huh?
It was late at night, and already the desert air was nothing but a windy chill. Rouge and Shadow were on watch in Eggman's desert base. Soon, the rotund as he was evil doctor would be revealing to them his latest weapon. Rouge leaned against a hieroglyphed wall while filing her nails and humming quietly. Shadow, although he despised the bat lady's humming, was lost in deep thought with his head craned down as he relaxed against a nearby column.
Falco: While thinking about Rouge's gigantic sloppy pussy!
Mario: What the hell you talking about, that's nasty!
Pikachu: Pika PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Pika PII PII. Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Translated: She's too old for me, besides she's a whore. but she does have a nice cunt.
"Hey, why aren't you yelling at me?" Rouge stopped her actions and said with a sly chuckle to Shadow. "You've got something on your mind, darling?"
Mario:(Shadow) Just thinking of how nice Eggman's penis is.
Solid Snake:(Rouge) Your a nasty gay hedgehog!
Homer: All this talk about Eggman's penis is makeing me sick.
Shadow huffed at being addressed as a pet name by someone like Rouge; someone other than..."Nothing of your concerns," he grunted as he gently pushed himself off from against the column. If one looked close enough, they would notice Shadow's cheeks were actually... flushed.
Meatwad: He gave her a golden shower?
Pikachu: Piiiiiiikachuuuuu! Translated: I wish! (Pikachu gets a hard on.)
Solid Snake: Not that! But Shadow looks kinda like he's gonna take a dump.
"You lie!" Rouge cackled as she put away her nail file and strutted towards the dark hedgehog. She interrogated Shadow while walking circles around him. "So c'mon and tell me," she beckoned. "If you want me to, I promise not to tell." The bat girl placed her hands on Shadow's shoulders and administered a gentle massage, which Shadow immediately stepped out of.
Solid Snake:(Shadow) Now im gonna slap you with my penis.
Meatwad: And then he slapped her with his penis, so she shot him in the asshole.
Homer: And then she tore off his cock and slapped him with it.
After a moment of staring at her as if looking for... something, Shadow finally complied. "Alight, I'll tell you," he murmured with a low growl. "I'm thinking about my past... about Maria..."
Falco: While he got a hard on. Because he was think about her fucking her.
Meatwad: Is she underage?
Falco: I guess, that's why he's thinking of her. Cause he's a pedophile.
"Oh, Maria!" Rouge exclaimed as she took a seat on a worn scarcaphogus. "I remember hearing you mutter her name when you were thinking or... staring off into space or tripping out! You were all: "Maria, Maria, Ma--"
Wario: Is she dead or something?
Luigi: Don't you know anything about Sonic?
Wario: Hell no! I prefer Final Fantasy.
"Silence!" Shadow growled after rushing twoards her and giving the scarcarphogus a hard kick. Rouge flinched, but laughed off her fear. "I don't want you saying her name in such a mocking way!"
Meatwad:(Shadow) No one makes fun of my underage girlfriend!
Wario: Rouge then started to play with her pussy, then Shadow's cock grew and grew..... Then she sliced off his head.
"Hey, calm the hell down! I wasn't!" Rouge was clearly irritated at Shadow's obsessive manner, but it was obvious he didn't know any better. "So you gonna tell me what exactly about Maria you were thinking of?"
Falco: Since he's a pedophile, so im guessing her underwear.
Homer: And pizza.
Meatwad: He can't remember, cause he was smokeing it!
Shadow slowly exhaled. He peered up at Rouge with his glowing red eyes. She smirked back. Despite the assumed mockery of Maria, he felt coaxed to tell the bat lady what was on his mind and giving him distractions. He leapt onto the sarcaphogus and sat across from Rouge with his back to her. "Rouge, on my mind was--"
Homer: Dildos?
Wario: Paris Hilton's pussy?
Meatwad: Gay sex?
Falco: Rosie O Donnel's Pussy?
Pikachu: PIKKKA PIKKKA PIII! Translated: Raping five year olds and nigg**s!
Wario: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yes?" Rouge replied and peered towards the dark hedgehog from over her shoulder.
Solid Snake:(Shadow) Testicals!
"...girl's panties."
Meatwad: That's what i was thinking.
"WHAT?" Rouge nearly fell off the stone tomb from complete shock. Before she could protest for otherwise, Shadow began his tale:
Solid Snake:(Shadow) Hello my name is Shadow The Hedgehog, and im a registerd sex offender.
Meatwad: Kinda like carl.
Falco:(Shadow) And i like guy's cocks, because im a gay emo hedgehog.
There Shadow was on the ARK. After a strange test, he wanted to visit Maria in the hospital ward. Shadow wandered the halls until he came to her room. He knocked on the door.
Mario: He's was smokeing crack, while think of gigantic boobs.
Solid Snake: But he likes little girls? How could he like big boobs!
Luigi: This guy's fucked up!
"Who is it?" called a soft and sweet voice from the other side.
Solid Snake: It was Charles Manson!
Falco: Who was masturbating! ( Then Fox, is has been silent this who time starts screaming)
Fox: THIS IS WRONG, IT'S WRONG AS FUCKING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BUTTRAPING TAILS IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meatwad: Are you glad that came out?
"It's me, Shadow. May I come in?"
Meatwad:(Charles Manson) Then we can have sex!
Falco:(Shadow) Fuck no!
"Yes, please come in," Shadow came in to see Maria in her nightgown brushing her hair. "I was just about to go to sleep." Shadow thought she was just... radiant. She'd been quarantined recently, and it was obvious she was getting a lot better this time. The little rodent sniffed the air and could tell immediately she'd gotten out of the shower. "Come sit by me!" Maria pat the spot on the bed beside her as she smiled to Shadow.
Mario: No, no!
Solid Snake: Shadow is one sick fucking bastard.
Homer: I can tell.
"I do NOT like where this is going!" Rouge growled. "I'm going to leave!"
Solid Snake: Good for her!
Luigi: Why can't we leave. ( Luigi is trys to leave, but he's stop by the guard.) DAMMIT!
Fox: I tried that, that guard won't anyone pass.
"You'll do no such thing!" said Shadow, already dead-set on giving Rouge what she'd asked for. Before she could move away, he scrambled to her and tackled her, tied her up with some nearby rope and sat on her. Rouge struggled to get free. "Now, where was I?" said Shadow. "Ah, yes..."
Meatwad: Is Shadow gonna rape her?
Luigi: I think he is, he's really gonna rape her.
Homer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ( Looks down at his feet then he screams again) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Maria and Shadow spoke for a while with one another until the nurse came in and informed the girl it was time for bed. "My studies start early tomorrow," she told Shadow as she crawled under the sheets. "You're more than welcome to... co...me..." the girl drifted off to sleep.
Falco: This sonofabitch is about to rape her.
Meatwad: And he's gonna jerk off after he rapes her.
Homer:(Thinks what Meatwad just said) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow stood beside the bed and watched her as she slept. All the while, a peculiar smell kept hitting his highly-perceptive sense of smell. What is that scent?? he thought. It wasn't bad, comforting, or mouth-watering, but it was shamefully alluring. Shadow took to sniffing the air more and following the scent trail until he reached a hamper on the other side of the room. He opened it, and right there was a little blue lacy pair of panties with a tiny ribbon on the middle--
Falco: I think im gonna be sick. Herrrrrr BLAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH
Luigi: Whoa, that was intentse!
Pikachu: Chuuuuuuuu. Translated: HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!
"SHADOW!! STOP IT!!" Rouge squirmed and screamed. Shadow ignored her and kept going.
Falco: A Borat refrence?
Solid Snake: Is Borat going to appere in this fanfic?
Mario: Maybe, and also Harry Potter.
Shadow slowly lifted the delicate undergarments in his hand. His eyes widened. "This is where the scent is occurring!" he whispered as to not awaken Maria. "I've smelled parts of it before, because it's Maria's skin... but not this..." he wadded up the fabric and inhaled it deeply, becoming intoxicated from her juices. He even built up the nerve to lick them, and this made Shadow even more hooked.
Everyone Excpt Pikachu and Link: BLAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario: DUDE IS THIS IS PRETTY FUCKED UP!
Rouge screamed.
Solid Snake: DUH!
This continued over the next few nights, and Shadow loved indulging in Maria's sweetness, but he wanted more. He tried eating a pair of the used panties, and that still didn't fuffill him. Maria would already asleep, and Shadow took caution and locked the room's door to keep out interferences. He slowly crawled into the bed with her and underneath the sheets. He lifted her nightgown up to her thighs and right around her stomach. There they are... he thought. He pulled the panties off and tossed them aside. Since he'd hit the jackpot, there was no need for them. Shadow gently spread Maria's thighs and began to lick every bit of her juice that was there and what accumulated. Maria emitted small whimpers of pleasure...
Meatwad: Someone should stop this sick fucko.
Solid Snake: This is one of the most fucked up thing i ever saw.
Mario: More fucked up that the last segment we just saw.
"Since then," Shadow said. "I've been addicted to that wonderful, wonderful taste." He shifted so that he could roll Rouge over so that her ass was facing up. "And now... I must have more!" He sniffed her ass. "You don't smell much like Maria, but it will have to do!"
Solid Snake: Uhhhh ahhhhhhh BLAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEURRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Meatwad(Trys to throw up, but he's out of puke) Huh? Guess im out of puke.
Luigi: Your lucky.......... BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRGGGGGUUUUGGH!!!!!!!!!!
"That's because it's the wrong end, you moron," Rouge growled while continuing her struggle.
Meatwad: Then her asshole bit his hand off.
Luigi:(Confused) Huh?
Falco: Now that was disgusting.
Shadow began tearing off the bottom part of Rouge cat suit. "I am almost there... Maria!" Shadow said in a ragged and excited voice; he drooled at the mouth and his eyes glowed with eagerness.
Falco: Shadow is one crazyed sex freak!
Mario: Even more so then Pikachu.
Pikachu:(Shocks Mario.)
"Cut that OUT!"
Falco:(Nelson) Haw Haw!
Shadow and Rouge looked up to see Dr. Eggman standing over him. His face was red with fury. "How dare you two fool around like that when I put you two on watch! I didn't expect such behavior from you two! Your pay will be docked the whole week now!" the old man roared as he turned and walked away from them.
Meatwad: Is Dr Eggman jewish?
Pikachu:(Pissed) PIKA PIKA PIKA PIIIII PIKA CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CHUUUU! Translated: Fuck off you pork eating blob of ham, go fuck a pig you gentile cow worshiping hindu pedophile!
Meatwad: Im not a hindu.
"...We don't get paid as-is!" Rouge huffed. "Shadow, continue, please!" she folded her arms under her chin and relaxed. Shadow looked at her stunned before proceeding to satisfy his craving. There was nothing to lose. So, why not?
Solid Snake: Then Rouge got assfucked, cause Eggman looks like a fatass pedophile.
Mario: A bit like Fox....... (Captain Fox slugs Mario) You little bitch! THIS IS GONNA GET SUPER SMASH BROS DOWN HERE!
Fox: Bring it on bitch!
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!)
Meatwad: What?
---
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP!
Everyone: BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!
More to come; worse to get...
Meatwad: Dammit, that was nasty!
Fox:(Sarcasticly) Your kidding right?
(Homer is puking like crazy, Falco looks like his head is gonna explode. Then a siren goes off.) ( BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEEP!!)
Homer: What the hell was that? ( The light this time shines green.) Hey maybe this is good. ( Homer walks through a door that opens, then he look inside to see Tails with his eyes gouged out, Amy with her vagina tore from her body, Rouge's breasts and head on the floor, and of Sonic holding a knife, and wearing a nazi unifrom.)
Homer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What the hell is going on! ( Then Bowser's voice comes over the PA system.)
Bowser: It's only an illusion, boy do you get freak out easily. Well that was think that was the illusion room, or maybe we've been snorting PCP. Oh wait, that was the illusion room......... But from here it get's worse.
Homer:(With that typical confused look on his face) How can it get worse?
Bowser: But it can. ( then he pulls a switch which causes homer to fall down into a pit of darkness.)
From Homer's POV
Ok im in this pit, and there are all these guy's who dress in robes around me. Thre is this guy who has a skull covering his face this i seem to drift twoard's him, wait there's a knife...... OH NO HE'S GONNA CUT MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!!
Back To the MST
(Homer is on floor screaming and yelling)
Homer: YAHHHHH HE'S GONNA CUT MY HEAD! HE GONNA CUT MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!
(BEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP The red light flashes.)
Homer: Uh, what im i doing here?
Falco: You were dreaming, you dumb bell!
Homer: Oh........ ( Homer and the others walk into the theater.)
Wario: I wonder what bowser is gonna show us next?
Meatwad: I don't wanna know!
( They all sit down in there seats)