Two Rapes Don't Make it Wright
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+M through R › Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
2
Views:
4,302
Reviews:
5
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The Trial
Part 2- The Trial
The next day Phoenix shuffled into the court, one proud motherfucker. But his mood changed for the worst when he saw the yellow crime scene tape marking off the (recently replaced) door.
“This could be some bad shit” he though and ducked under it.
Ema Skye was on all fours, her butt facing him He smirked as he thought of how he had read her dream journal and all the pornographic imagery she had used in her dreams of Edgeworth. Come to think of it, maybe that's how his urges had began! He LOLed.
The sound of his voice startled her and she turned around, spray bottle in hand. “Mr. Wright! Something terrible has happened.”
“Oh yeah, like what.”
“Mr. Edgeworth has been raped!”
Phoenix clutched his hand to his chest in utter shock. Luckily Ema assumed it was sympathy and not guilt.
“I'm investigating!” She said proudly. “There's so much evidence here!” And indeed there was a large blood and jizz stain marking the center of the room. A small torn off scrap of a cravat lay soiled in the mess. Goddamn magician girl, she promised she would clean it up afterwards. cant trust kids these days Phoenix thought.
He meant to ask if she liked crawling around in his semen, but instead said “So you have any suspects?”
She nodded. Phoenix began to piss himself but stopped after she said “Dick Gumshoe has been arrested.”
“The trial is today, but it is so sad. He doesnt have a defense attorney!”
“Well fuck, that's what I'm here for.” Phoenix went off to find Gumshoe, who entered the room at that moment making it much easier to find him since he didn't actually go anywhere!
“Hey pal, I know you're innocent!” He slapped Gumshoe on the back and the man cried out unexpectedly. Not as much of a turn on as a certain magenta suited prosecutor though.
The trial began once Ema was done saturating her self with his leftovers. Franziska was prosecutor since victims weren't allowed in the courtroom for some goddamn reason. Convenient for Phoenix!
Judge was very disinterested in the case, but Phoenix was able to win quite quickly. “Why is the defendant guilty”
“We gotta put someone in jail, my lil brother has been violated!” Franziska whipped her whip around everywhere but mostly onto Gumshoe's face.
“Yeah, you just jealous I got there first hehehe” Phoenix gloated.
“Did you say something, Wright?”
“nothing”
Five hours later the trial was over after showing the judge everything in his possession except for the lock of Miles's hair he cut off and kept in his wallet, Phoenix won by taking Gumshoe's clothes off and revealing several deep whip marks all over his body.
“Okay, I confess! Me and Ziska were having intimate relations during the rape!”
Franziska demanded proof.
“Don't mess with me, woman!” Phoenix bent her over the prosecutor's bench and ripped her shirt and vest off, revealing undeniable evidence: a small Blue Badger doodled upon her back by last night's lover.
“CASE DISMISSED” Judge cried, and Gumshoe flung the confetti. It was another victory for Phoenix Wright.
“Now to find out where they're keeping Edgeworth!” A lawyer's duty was never done.
The next day Phoenix shuffled into the court, one proud motherfucker. But his mood changed for the worst when he saw the yellow crime scene tape marking off the (recently replaced) door.
“This could be some bad shit” he though and ducked under it.
Ema Skye was on all fours, her butt facing him He smirked as he thought of how he had read her dream journal and all the pornographic imagery she had used in her dreams of Edgeworth. Come to think of it, maybe that's how his urges had began! He LOLed.
The sound of his voice startled her and she turned around, spray bottle in hand. “Mr. Wright! Something terrible has happened.”
“Oh yeah, like what.”
“Mr. Edgeworth has been raped!”
Phoenix clutched his hand to his chest in utter shock. Luckily Ema assumed it was sympathy and not guilt.
“I'm investigating!” She said proudly. “There's so much evidence here!” And indeed there was a large blood and jizz stain marking the center of the room. A small torn off scrap of a cravat lay soiled in the mess. Goddamn magician girl, she promised she would clean it up afterwards. cant trust kids these days Phoenix thought.
He meant to ask if she liked crawling around in his semen, but instead said “So you have any suspects?”
She nodded. Phoenix began to piss himself but stopped after she said “Dick Gumshoe has been arrested.”
“The trial is today, but it is so sad. He doesnt have a defense attorney!”
“Well fuck, that's what I'm here for.” Phoenix went off to find Gumshoe, who entered the room at that moment making it much easier to find him since he didn't actually go anywhere!
“Hey pal, I know you're innocent!” He slapped Gumshoe on the back and the man cried out unexpectedly. Not as much of a turn on as a certain magenta suited prosecutor though.
The trial began once Ema was done saturating her self with his leftovers. Franziska was prosecutor since victims weren't allowed in the courtroom for some goddamn reason. Convenient for Phoenix!
Judge was very disinterested in the case, but Phoenix was able to win quite quickly. “Why is the defendant guilty”
“We gotta put someone in jail, my lil brother has been violated!” Franziska whipped her whip around everywhere but mostly onto Gumshoe's face.
“Yeah, you just jealous I got there first hehehe” Phoenix gloated.
“Did you say something, Wright?”
“nothing”
Five hours later the trial was over after showing the judge everything in his possession except for the lock of Miles's hair he cut off and kept in his wallet, Phoenix won by taking Gumshoe's clothes off and revealing several deep whip marks all over his body.
“Okay, I confess! Me and Ziska were having intimate relations during the rape!”
Franziska demanded proof.
“Don't mess with me, woman!” Phoenix bent her over the prosecutor's bench and ripped her shirt and vest off, revealing undeniable evidence: a small Blue Badger doodled upon her back by last night's lover.
“CASE DISMISSED” Judge cried, and Gumshoe flung the confetti. It was another victory for Phoenix Wright.
“Now to find out where they're keeping Edgeworth!” A lawyer's duty was never done.