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13
Ann had insisted on throwing Mary a bachelorette party. So, a week before the wedding, after the inn had closed at 11pm, Mary, Ann, Elli, Claire, and Karen gathered around a small table. Karen smirked. “I have a little surprise planned.”
Elli blanched. “Oh, God. Please don’t tell me you hired Zack to strip for us.”
All five girls erupted in laughter. Karen caught her breath and said, “No, while that’s such a good idea,” she snickered, “I brought ‘Have you?’ cards.”
The other four girls looked at her, intrigued. Karen explained. “It’s a deck of cards with all kinds of sexual stuff on it.” Karen saw the look of alarm in Mary’s eyes and quickly said, “No, not for us to do to each other! Geez! We all get an alcoholic drink, a big one, like a Long Island Iced tea or something. We take turns reading a card aloud and if you have ever done what’s on the card, you have to take a big sip.”
The other girls nodded and murmured, giggling a little as they agreed to play. Ann quickly fixed five large extra strength margaritas. Karen started the game off by drawing a card. “Okay, they start these off so easy. Have you ever gone all the way?”
All five girls took a long sip of their drinks, then giggled. Elli went next. She cleared her throat, then read “Have you ever gone down on him?” Again, all five girls took a drink.
It was Claire’s turn next. “Have you ever let him go down on you?” This time, everyone but Ann took a drink. Karen pounded a fist on the table. “Girl, is Harris holding out on you? That’s just cold.” Ann shook her head quickly. “No, I think I look gross down there. It’s like…chopped meat or something. He’s tried but I won’t let him.” Elli rolled her eyes. “Speaking as your friend and as a medical professional, that’s the way we all look down there. It looks gross to you because you’re not attracted to yourself. But Harris is, so let him do it!”
Ann just blushed and shrugged. It was her turn next, so she drew a card. “Have you had sex today?” Claire and Elli both took a sip of their drinks.
Mary’s turn was next, so she read a card. “Did you have sex yesterday?” She took a sip, as did Elli, Karen and Claire. Mary frowned at the card. “That’s one’s not worded in the same format as the others.”
Karen snatched the deck from her. “Whatever, Miss Editor. My turn. Ahem…Have you had sex every day for the last 7 days?” Elli and Claire both took sips of their drink. Elli narrowed her eyes at Claire. “You liar. At the beginning of spring? With all you guys have to do on the farm? I don’t believe it.”
Claire tossed her hair defiantly. “We make time!” She snickered. “Besides, I don’t think he can go to sleep without it. It’s like his glass of warm milk or something.”
All the girls laughed, and Ann slapped a hand on the table. “Oh! I just remembered something!” she yelled. For once, she realized the volume of her voice, and lowered it. “When Cliff lived here, he always took a shower before bed…and it was a REALLY looooong shower.”
They all giggled hard, and then Elli pounded her fist and pointed her finger at Ann. “Hey, why were you paying attention to that? Pervert! Claire,” she hissed at her best friend, “You better kick her ass.”
Claire just laughed, knowing Elli was playing around. Ann blushed. “I…I wasn’t! It’s just that there would be no hot water left after he was done. So I had to notice!” She stuck her tongue out at Elli, who shrugged and drew a card.
“Ooh. Have you ever done it without a condom?” Elli read, then took a sip of her drink, as did Claire and Karen. Karen eyed Ann and Mary. “You girls need to get with the times and get on the pill!”
Claire laughed at that, then drew a card. “Have you ever done it doggy style?” She, Elli, and Karen took a sip of their drinks.
“I guess we are prudes compared to you guys,” Ann mused as she took a card. She stared at it for a moment. “Have you ever done the …reverse cowgirl? What the hell does that even mean?”
Elli, Claire, and Karen all took a long sip, showing that they knew what it meant. Elli then explained the position to Mary and Ann in a very nurse like way.
Mary giggled and drew a card. She read it and blushed deeply. “Oh my! Well….Have you ever let him …spank you?”
Claire, Elli, Karen, and Ann all took sips of their drinks. Karen reached out and cheered glasses with Ann. “Way to go, girl! Get a little bit of that police brutality!” Ann rolled her eyes and set her glass down. Karen then turned on Mary. “Girl, you have got to let him spank you sometimes. It makes a man feel like he‘s in charge, or something. Anyway, it’s hot.” Mary just blushed and covered her face in her hands.
Karen drew a card. “Ha ha…Have you ever spanked HIM?” She and Elli lifted their glasses. Mary turned a serious eye on her. “Now how does that make him feel like he‘s in charge?”
“It doesn’t. But sometimes I like to feel like I’m in charge!” Karen roared with laughter.
Elli drew a card. “Have you ever done it in the shower? Pffftt,” she said while lifting her glass to her lips. “Who hasn’t?” Apparently, not Mary or Ann. Elli shrugged. “Oh well, you will, you will.”
It was Claire’s turn and she picked up a card. “Have you ever done it in public?” Elli and Karen immediately took a sip, while Claire paused, still thinking. “Is the barn public?”
Elli shoved her best friend playfully. “No, stupid. It’s on your property.”
Claire shrugged. “Oh well.”
Ann drew a card next. “Have you and your guy ever had a simultaneous orgasm? Ha!” she said, throwing the card down. “Those are just a myth.” But when she raised her eyes up to the other girls for confirmation, they all were drinking their drinks, looking away. Ann got red and balled up her fists. “No way!” All four girls nodded their heads at her silently.
Elli set down her drink. “If he’s right at the edge when you go, it kind of just happens. But it’s a very fine line. One bad move, and he’s gone, and you’re not. That happens too. But you can’t TRY to make it happen. It’s like trying to sneeze at the same time. But it is possible.” She looked at Claire. “Right?” She had to shake her friend, who was tipsily daydreaming about what she and Cliff had done right before she came to this party.
“Huh?” Claire asked, snapping to. The other four girls laughed at her.
Mary drew a card. “Oh. Oh my. Let’s skip this one.” She tried to put it at the bottom of the deck, but Karen snatched it from her.
“Lemme see!” Karen snickered when she read it. “Have you ever let him in your back door?” She took a swig of her drink and looked up at the other four girls, none of whom were drinking. Mary looked frightened, Ann looked disgusted, and Claire and Elli were shaking their heads.
Elli piped up. “I’m a freak between the sheets, but I draw the line at that! If he even suggested it, I’d club him!” Claire agreed, shivering at the thought.
Karen cocked her eyebrow. “Well, whatever. Different strokes for different folks, right?”
Elli laughed. “Yeah, literally! Wow, with all this dirt we’re hearing on Rick, I’m sure glad Popuri is out of town right now!”
Karen laughed. “Yeah, and as open minded as I am, it’s good that I have a high alcohol tolerance, because I’ve had to drink way more than all of you!”
They all laughed and clinked their glasses together, and continued to play.
Elli blanched. “Oh, God. Please don’t tell me you hired Zack to strip for us.”
All five girls erupted in laughter. Karen caught her breath and said, “No, while that’s such a good idea,” she snickered, “I brought ‘Have you?’ cards.”
The other four girls looked at her, intrigued. Karen explained. “It’s a deck of cards with all kinds of sexual stuff on it.” Karen saw the look of alarm in Mary’s eyes and quickly said, “No, not for us to do to each other! Geez! We all get an alcoholic drink, a big one, like a Long Island Iced tea or something. We take turns reading a card aloud and if you have ever done what’s on the card, you have to take a big sip.”
The other girls nodded and murmured, giggling a little as they agreed to play. Ann quickly fixed five large extra strength margaritas. Karen started the game off by drawing a card. “Okay, they start these off so easy. Have you ever gone all the way?”
All five girls took a long sip of their drinks, then giggled. Elli went next. She cleared her throat, then read “Have you ever gone down on him?” Again, all five girls took a drink.
It was Claire’s turn next. “Have you ever let him go down on you?” This time, everyone but Ann took a drink. Karen pounded a fist on the table. “Girl, is Harris holding out on you? That’s just cold.” Ann shook her head quickly. “No, I think I look gross down there. It’s like…chopped meat or something. He’s tried but I won’t let him.” Elli rolled her eyes. “Speaking as your friend and as a medical professional, that’s the way we all look down there. It looks gross to you because you’re not attracted to yourself. But Harris is, so let him do it!”
Ann just blushed and shrugged. It was her turn next, so she drew a card. “Have you had sex today?” Claire and Elli both took a sip of their drinks.
Mary’s turn was next, so she read a card. “Did you have sex yesterday?” She took a sip, as did Elli, Karen and Claire. Mary frowned at the card. “That’s one’s not worded in the same format as the others.”
Karen snatched the deck from her. “Whatever, Miss Editor. My turn. Ahem…Have you had sex every day for the last 7 days?” Elli and Claire both took sips of their drink. Elli narrowed her eyes at Claire. “You liar. At the beginning of spring? With all you guys have to do on the farm? I don’t believe it.”
Claire tossed her hair defiantly. “We make time!” She snickered. “Besides, I don’t think he can go to sleep without it. It’s like his glass of warm milk or something.”
All the girls laughed, and Ann slapped a hand on the table. “Oh! I just remembered something!” she yelled. For once, she realized the volume of her voice, and lowered it. “When Cliff lived here, he always took a shower before bed…and it was a REALLY looooong shower.”
They all giggled hard, and then Elli pounded her fist and pointed her finger at Ann. “Hey, why were you paying attention to that? Pervert! Claire,” she hissed at her best friend, “You better kick her ass.”
Claire just laughed, knowing Elli was playing around. Ann blushed. “I…I wasn’t! It’s just that there would be no hot water left after he was done. So I had to notice!” She stuck her tongue out at Elli, who shrugged and drew a card.
“Ooh. Have you ever done it without a condom?” Elli read, then took a sip of her drink, as did Claire and Karen. Karen eyed Ann and Mary. “You girls need to get with the times and get on the pill!”
Claire laughed at that, then drew a card. “Have you ever done it doggy style?” She, Elli, and Karen took a sip of their drinks.
“I guess we are prudes compared to you guys,” Ann mused as she took a card. She stared at it for a moment. “Have you ever done the …reverse cowgirl? What the hell does that even mean?”
Elli, Claire, and Karen all took a long sip, showing that they knew what it meant. Elli then explained the position to Mary and Ann in a very nurse like way.
Mary giggled and drew a card. She read it and blushed deeply. “Oh my! Well….Have you ever let him …spank you?”
Claire, Elli, Karen, and Ann all took sips of their drinks. Karen reached out and cheered glasses with Ann. “Way to go, girl! Get a little bit of that police brutality!” Ann rolled her eyes and set her glass down. Karen then turned on Mary. “Girl, you have got to let him spank you sometimes. It makes a man feel like he‘s in charge, or something. Anyway, it’s hot.” Mary just blushed and covered her face in her hands.
Karen drew a card. “Ha ha…Have you ever spanked HIM?” She and Elli lifted their glasses. Mary turned a serious eye on her. “Now how does that make him feel like he‘s in charge?”
“It doesn’t. But sometimes I like to feel like I’m in charge!” Karen roared with laughter.
Elli drew a card. “Have you ever done it in the shower? Pffftt,” she said while lifting her glass to her lips. “Who hasn’t?” Apparently, not Mary or Ann. Elli shrugged. “Oh well, you will, you will.”
It was Claire’s turn and she picked up a card. “Have you ever done it in public?” Elli and Karen immediately took a sip, while Claire paused, still thinking. “Is the barn public?”
Elli shoved her best friend playfully. “No, stupid. It’s on your property.”
Claire shrugged. “Oh well.”
Ann drew a card next. “Have you and your guy ever had a simultaneous orgasm? Ha!” she said, throwing the card down. “Those are just a myth.” But when she raised her eyes up to the other girls for confirmation, they all were drinking their drinks, looking away. Ann got red and balled up her fists. “No way!” All four girls nodded their heads at her silently.
Elli set down her drink. “If he’s right at the edge when you go, it kind of just happens. But it’s a very fine line. One bad move, and he’s gone, and you’re not. That happens too. But you can’t TRY to make it happen. It’s like trying to sneeze at the same time. But it is possible.” She looked at Claire. “Right?” She had to shake her friend, who was tipsily daydreaming about what she and Cliff had done right before she came to this party.
“Huh?” Claire asked, snapping to. The other four girls laughed at her.
Mary drew a card. “Oh. Oh my. Let’s skip this one.” She tried to put it at the bottom of the deck, but Karen snatched it from her.
“Lemme see!” Karen snickered when she read it. “Have you ever let him in your back door?” She took a swig of her drink and looked up at the other four girls, none of whom were drinking. Mary looked frightened, Ann looked disgusted, and Claire and Elli were shaking their heads.
Elli piped up. “I’m a freak between the sheets, but I draw the line at that! If he even suggested it, I’d club him!” Claire agreed, shivering at the thought.
Karen cocked her eyebrow. “Well, whatever. Different strokes for different folks, right?”
Elli laughed. “Yeah, literally! Wow, with all this dirt we’re hearing on Rick, I’m sure glad Popuri is out of town right now!”
Karen laughed. “Yeah, and as open minded as I am, it’s good that I have a high alcohol tolerance, because I’ve had to drink way more than all of you!”
They all laughed and clinked their glasses together, and continued to play.