Messed up life
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Category:
Kingdom Hearts › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
15
Views:
8,458
Reviews:
98
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Puffy the Mutt
Theo: (cuts off both her legs and offers them as a sacrifice to her readers and reviewers) im really really really sorry guys. I feel awful, just leaving you hanging there. Plz forgive me but life got in the way and it was my b’day on the first of december als-
Sora: you’re a lazy bitch with a no-hack talent! XD
Theo: I’ll admit I’m lazy bu-
Riku: and a bitch!
Theo: (sighs) >_< and a bitch for not updating when I said I would but at least I HAVE OVER A HUNDRED REVIEWS!!!! XD (dances madly and throwing confetti) I HAVE TALENT TRA LA LA LA LA! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU…continues…
Riku: Do you think she has talent? o.O
Sora: No way! She just tries to make it funny when its not…I don’t get how she can dance when shes just cut off both her legs as a sacrifice to sex crazed teens though??
Theo: (screams in pain, falling to the ground in a bloody heap while crawling over to type this chapter)
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So Riku’s a prostitute, big deal.
I’ll admit it did take me quite awhile to figure it out, even if he did have to do it more than once before it sunk in. But it has solved the mystery of why he’s so fit and good in bed…unlike me, but it was my first time, hopefully I’ll get better with lot’s of practice.
Ugh what am I thinking! Riku’s probably had tons of better fucks than me, he probably just used me so he could get some.
Great. My first time was with a prostitute! Life couldn’t get anymore fucked up.
I banged my head repeatedly against the wooden desk in the reception area just as I heard a door open and slam loudly against the wall behind it. I rested my aching forehead against the wooden desk as I heard someone shout or in other words squeal in a girly camp voice…
“100MUNI FOR THAT DISGUSTING, AMATURE BLOW JOB!? IT WAS TERRIBLE! YOUR NOT GETTING ANYTHING! Come puffy!”
I looked up just in time to see a slim man with long raven hair in a purple velvet suit glaring daggers at Riku. A small, golden brown dog, a.k.a Puffy yelped in response to his masters command as he left with his pants around his ankles and his black silk boxers doing nothing to hide his huge erection.
Both my eyebrows shot up as I turned around to stare at Riku. He leant against the door frame casually gulping down some water from his bottle, swishing out his mouth and spitting it out in the small bin near the desk. He came up to me, wrapping his arms around my waist and resting his head on my shoulder, sighing loudly.
“I’m not a pillow you know?”
“You are now.” He replied sleepily, while breathing in deeply. “Besides…you smell nice”
Smell nice? I’m sweating like a pig in here! I rolled my eyes as I felt him turn his head to suck on my neck, moving towards my ear lobe.
“OW! Jerk” I cried while clutching my left ear. HE BIT MY FRIGGIN EAR!!!!
“You love it really” He said seductively as he started to unzip my pants and grope my dick. I gripped his shoulders as I felt myself start to stiffen. His soft, smooth lips pressed hungrily against mine. I gasped in surprise when he started to pull on my lip ring with his teeth.
I opened my eyes as soon as I heard someone talking outside the door. I nearly crapped myself when I saw who was coming in. I quickly pulled away from Riku forcing him to get under the desk quickly.
“W-what the hell are you doing!?” He asked from under the desk with a confused look on his face.
“Just be quiet and don’t move!”
I looked up again to see that they had walked through the door carrying two large suitcases, wearing long, winter coats and scarves.
Ugh. Just what I need, more trouble! This time in the form of Kairi’s parents, forty year old swingers.
Kairi’s mom, Rebecca looked up and gasped at me. Heh, must be surprising to see her daughters-ex wearing make-up and with new piercings. Oh and running away from home without telling anyone!
“SORA! What are you doing here?” She asked, her eyes wide as she rested her hands on the desk.
“Work-” Both my eyebrows shot up as I felt Riku start to caress my dick. I coughed loudly and said out of the corner of my mouth “Knock it off” He wouldn’t stop! I nearly died when he slipped my boxers off it. I tried to keep a straight face, but it wasn’t going so well since he started to suck on the tip. “I-I’m w-w-working hea-, here!” I choked out as I felt Riku start to use his mouth and hand in a constant rhythm, getting faster and faster.
Rebecca frowned at me as if I’d grown a second head. Yeah I’d be staring at her like that too if her husband was ‘messing’ around with her from under a desk. “Sora? Are you…ok?”
My nails dug into the wood of the desk top as I felt my self reaching towards the end of my climax. “I’m f-fine! Ngh, Do…do you want a r-room?” I gasped as Riku started to suck on the tip again, licking the slit and massaging my balls. I NEARLY DIED!!!!
“Uh sure, um Sora? Where have you been? You’re mom and grandmother have been really worried about you.”
Worried? HAH! Get real! “I’m gonna cu-, I’m coming home soon, I-Oh God!-just wanted to get a j-job!” I quickly grabbed a key from a hook on the edge if the desk above Riku’s head and slammed it on the desk in front of them. “E-enjoy your s-stay!” I cried as they quickly took the key and hurried up the stairs as fast as they could with their suitcases.
“AHHH HOLY SHIT RIKU!!!” I moaned out loud as I came in his mouth. I collapsed on the desk, breathing heavily as I heard Riku come back out from under the desk. “Bastard” I whispered, making him chuckle and slap my ass playfully.
“Awwww did baby Sora enjoy that? I think he did! Yes he did!” He said, in a baby voice, pinching my cheek. I glared at him out of the corner of my eye as I kept my head on the table, trying to zip up my pants. He smirked at me as he laid across the desk, opposite me, resting his chin in his left hand. “Who were they?”
“My exes parents…they’re swingers”
“What happened between you and him?”
“She…dumped me for another girl” I said sighing quietly.
Riku grimaced. “Oooo, nasty. Sorry I asked.”
I rolled my eyes effortlessly. “Yeah well, life sucks…until now.” I glanced up at him smiling. I grinned when he returned my smile and kissed my forehead. “Cock tease” He gaped at me as I grinned widely, playing with my lip ring.
“Uh, cat…moaner”
What the hell? “Butt sniffer”
“Pussy licker”
Hah! Now he’s catching on. “Nipple tickler”
“Uh…um… nit picker” He said scratching the back of his head nervously.
Hmm, maybe he’s not so good at this after all. “You really suck at this you know?”
He put a hand over his heart, pretending he had tears in his eyes as he choked out; “Oh Sora…you’ve broken my heart! I may suck at this…but I do suck on this!” He reached down and squeezed my balls tightly.
Click
We looked up in unison as we saw a slightly muscular man in his early twenties with short shaved black hair and thin metal glasses framed around dark, piercing brown eyes. He wore a striped blue and white shirt and light blue jeans with black suede shoes.
I heard Riku sigh next to me as he stood up whispering “Back to business ” He went to open the back door for the man opposite. The man with glasses gave me a cold hard stare before walking over to Riku through the back door. I heard the door shut behind me and looked up to see what time it was.
Great. It’s only half one. This is gonna be a looooong night.
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Theo: (wipes forehead) phew! Glad I got that over with! Hope you enjoyed it. lol poor riku can’t think of good come backs, but he was shocked that sora started it…he’s just too cute XD
Sora: HEY!
Theo: lmao! God so much has happened over these past weeks! Inspiration has been bugging the hell outta me! It justs keeps giving me ideas for different rikuXsora stories constantly! So annoying! I’ve already finished chapter 1 and started number two for my Christmas story! That I’ll post when ive finished writing it before Christmas. Also I saw LOST PROPHETS in concert! XD and I read somewhere that if a woman drinks more than one glass of milk a day then she’ll get ovary cancer or something like that.
Riku: what really?
Theo: yeah! Next it’ll be that we wont be able to drink or eat anything! Also GREAT GREAT GREAT NEWS!....well for me anyway! After Christmas my dads gonna put our house up for sale aaaaaaand DIVORCE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD it’s my dream come true!
Sora: your really hyped about this aren’t you?
Theo: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! I cant wait! Im gonna go leave my mom and live with my dad and never ever see her ever again! You may think im cruel but I really hate her, and she hates me and her whole family for some strange reason???? shes made our lives a living hell! And now I wont ever see her again! If my mom gets custody over me im gonna run away, try to commit suicide or plead and threaten whoever says I have to go with her! XD anyways please review! I wont ever leave you that long again! See ya next time!!!! XD XD XD
Sora: you’re a lazy bitch with a no-hack talent! XD
Theo: I’ll admit I’m lazy bu-
Riku: and a bitch!
Theo: (sighs) >_< and a bitch for not updating when I said I would but at least I HAVE OVER A HUNDRED REVIEWS!!!! XD (dances madly and throwing confetti) I HAVE TALENT TRA LA LA LA LA! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU…continues…
Riku: Do you think she has talent? o.O
Sora: No way! She just tries to make it funny when its not…I don’t get how she can dance when shes just cut off both her legs as a sacrifice to sex crazed teens though??
Theo: (screams in pain, falling to the ground in a bloody heap while crawling over to type this chapter)
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So Riku’s a prostitute, big deal.
I’ll admit it did take me quite awhile to figure it out, even if he did have to do it more than once before it sunk in. But it has solved the mystery of why he’s so fit and good in bed…unlike me, but it was my first time, hopefully I’ll get better with lot’s of practice.
Ugh what am I thinking! Riku’s probably had tons of better fucks than me, he probably just used me so he could get some.
Great. My first time was with a prostitute! Life couldn’t get anymore fucked up.
I banged my head repeatedly against the wooden desk in the reception area just as I heard a door open and slam loudly against the wall behind it. I rested my aching forehead against the wooden desk as I heard someone shout or in other words squeal in a girly camp voice…
“100MUNI FOR THAT DISGUSTING, AMATURE BLOW JOB!? IT WAS TERRIBLE! YOUR NOT GETTING ANYTHING! Come puffy!”
I looked up just in time to see a slim man with long raven hair in a purple velvet suit glaring daggers at Riku. A small, golden brown dog, a.k.a Puffy yelped in response to his masters command as he left with his pants around his ankles and his black silk boxers doing nothing to hide his huge erection.
Both my eyebrows shot up as I turned around to stare at Riku. He leant against the door frame casually gulping down some water from his bottle, swishing out his mouth and spitting it out in the small bin near the desk. He came up to me, wrapping his arms around my waist and resting his head on my shoulder, sighing loudly.
“I’m not a pillow you know?”
“You are now.” He replied sleepily, while breathing in deeply. “Besides…you smell nice”
Smell nice? I’m sweating like a pig in here! I rolled my eyes as I felt him turn his head to suck on my neck, moving towards my ear lobe.
“OW! Jerk” I cried while clutching my left ear. HE BIT MY FRIGGIN EAR!!!!
“You love it really” He said seductively as he started to unzip my pants and grope my dick. I gripped his shoulders as I felt myself start to stiffen. His soft, smooth lips pressed hungrily against mine. I gasped in surprise when he started to pull on my lip ring with his teeth.
I opened my eyes as soon as I heard someone talking outside the door. I nearly crapped myself when I saw who was coming in. I quickly pulled away from Riku forcing him to get under the desk quickly.
“W-what the hell are you doing!?” He asked from under the desk with a confused look on his face.
“Just be quiet and don’t move!”
I looked up again to see that they had walked through the door carrying two large suitcases, wearing long, winter coats and scarves.
Ugh. Just what I need, more trouble! This time in the form of Kairi’s parents, forty year old swingers.
Kairi’s mom, Rebecca looked up and gasped at me. Heh, must be surprising to see her daughters-ex wearing make-up and with new piercings. Oh and running away from home without telling anyone!
“SORA! What are you doing here?” She asked, her eyes wide as she rested her hands on the desk.
“Work-” Both my eyebrows shot up as I felt Riku start to caress my dick. I coughed loudly and said out of the corner of my mouth “Knock it off” He wouldn’t stop! I nearly died when he slipped my boxers off it. I tried to keep a straight face, but it wasn’t going so well since he started to suck on the tip. “I-I’m w-w-working hea-, here!” I choked out as I felt Riku start to use his mouth and hand in a constant rhythm, getting faster and faster.
Rebecca frowned at me as if I’d grown a second head. Yeah I’d be staring at her like that too if her husband was ‘messing’ around with her from under a desk. “Sora? Are you…ok?”
My nails dug into the wood of the desk top as I felt my self reaching towards the end of my climax. “I’m f-fine! Ngh, Do…do you want a r-room?” I gasped as Riku started to suck on the tip again, licking the slit and massaging my balls. I NEARLY DIED!!!!
“Uh sure, um Sora? Where have you been? You’re mom and grandmother have been really worried about you.”
Worried? HAH! Get real! “I’m gonna cu-, I’m coming home soon, I-Oh God!-just wanted to get a j-job!” I quickly grabbed a key from a hook on the edge if the desk above Riku’s head and slammed it on the desk in front of them. “E-enjoy your s-stay!” I cried as they quickly took the key and hurried up the stairs as fast as they could with their suitcases.
“AHHH HOLY SHIT RIKU!!!” I moaned out loud as I came in his mouth. I collapsed on the desk, breathing heavily as I heard Riku come back out from under the desk. “Bastard” I whispered, making him chuckle and slap my ass playfully.
“Awwww did baby Sora enjoy that? I think he did! Yes he did!” He said, in a baby voice, pinching my cheek. I glared at him out of the corner of my eye as I kept my head on the table, trying to zip up my pants. He smirked at me as he laid across the desk, opposite me, resting his chin in his left hand. “Who were they?”
“My exes parents…they’re swingers”
“What happened between you and him?”
“She…dumped me for another girl” I said sighing quietly.
Riku grimaced. “Oooo, nasty. Sorry I asked.”
I rolled my eyes effortlessly. “Yeah well, life sucks…until now.” I glanced up at him smiling. I grinned when he returned my smile and kissed my forehead. “Cock tease” He gaped at me as I grinned widely, playing with my lip ring.
“Uh, cat…moaner”
What the hell? “Butt sniffer”
“Pussy licker”
Hah! Now he’s catching on. “Nipple tickler”
“Uh…um… nit picker” He said scratching the back of his head nervously.
Hmm, maybe he’s not so good at this after all. “You really suck at this you know?”
He put a hand over his heart, pretending he had tears in his eyes as he choked out; “Oh Sora…you’ve broken my heart! I may suck at this…but I do suck on this!” He reached down and squeezed my balls tightly.
Click
We looked up in unison as we saw a slightly muscular man in his early twenties with short shaved black hair and thin metal glasses framed around dark, piercing brown eyes. He wore a striped blue and white shirt and light blue jeans with black suede shoes.
I heard Riku sigh next to me as he stood up whispering “Back to business ” He went to open the back door for the man opposite. The man with glasses gave me a cold hard stare before walking over to Riku through the back door. I heard the door shut behind me and looked up to see what time it was.
Great. It’s only half one. This is gonna be a looooong night.
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Theo: (wipes forehead) phew! Glad I got that over with! Hope you enjoyed it. lol poor riku can’t think of good come backs, but he was shocked that sora started it…he’s just too cute XD
Sora: HEY!
Theo: lmao! God so much has happened over these past weeks! Inspiration has been bugging the hell outta me! It justs keeps giving me ideas for different rikuXsora stories constantly! So annoying! I’ve already finished chapter 1 and started number two for my Christmas story! That I’ll post when ive finished writing it before Christmas. Also I saw LOST PROPHETS in concert! XD and I read somewhere that if a woman drinks more than one glass of milk a day then she’ll get ovary cancer or something like that.
Riku: what really?
Theo: yeah! Next it’ll be that we wont be able to drink or eat anything! Also GREAT GREAT GREAT NEWS!....well for me anyway! After Christmas my dads gonna put our house up for sale aaaaaaand DIVORCE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD it’s my dream come true!
Sora: your really hyped about this aren’t you?
Theo: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! I cant wait! Im gonna go leave my mom and live with my dad and never ever see her ever again! You may think im cruel but I really hate her, and she hates me and her whole family for some strange reason???? shes made our lives a living hell! And now I wont ever see her again! If my mom gets custody over me im gonna run away, try to commit suicide or plead and threaten whoever says I have to go with her! XD anyways please review! I wont ever leave you that long again! See ya next time!!!! XD XD XD