Call of Enoby
Chapter 10
Author's note: from now on buckle up because the next chapters make no fucking sense at all and they come with a hurricane of misspellings XD
I was really scared about Slutan all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic hardbass group Cyka Blyat 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say we sound like a cross between Gopnik McBlyat and Evanescence. The other people in the group are Fang, Bloodsucker, Scar, Nimble and Vano (although we call him Burer now. He has black hair with blue streaks in it and his beard) and Forester. Only today Scar and Bloodsucker were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Scar was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Bloodsucker was probably watching a depressing movie like Ivan's Childhood. I put on a black leather jacket that showed off my pecs and adidas trousers that said All In on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
We were singing a cover of 'Murka' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Strelok! Are you OK?" Fang asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Sultan came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Degtyarev! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Scar. But if I don't kill Degtyarev, then Slutan, will fucking kill Scar!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Scar jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- fucking poser rookie bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Scar started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Sidorovich walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wus relly upset n u will c y) "Strelok Scar has been found in an abandoned house. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."