Reunited

Author’s notes: This is the 10th chapter of my ongoing series between Commander Megan Shepard, her lover and XO Miranda Lawson, and the crew of the SSV Normandy. I think I’m coming down with LMWDLR (Lack of Motivation to Write Due to Lack of Reviews) syndrome which hits most authors, and until those reviews start coming in again, don’t expect regular updates. Also read the previous 9 chapters as there are lots of references to prior events. And special thanks goes to radikhal-ed for his epic win space-dildo idea, and you good people who reviewed! Once again, enjoy, REVIEW, favorite and introduce to your friends and fellow authors. Commander Megan Shepard can be seen with Miranda Lawson in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPIKd0LUQI

Commander Megan Shepard was once again selecting her armor at the personal armor locker in her quarters with Miranda Lawson watching her with amusement as she sat on the edge of their bed in her translucent white teddy with her long, elegant legs crossed delicately. Ever since the Illusive Man had delivered several units of Kestrel armor five days ago, Megan had been fussing over which piece to mix with her other pieces of armor. “I think I got it!” Megan exclaimed happily as she finally decided on her usual Sentry Interface, Aegis Vest, and the new Kestrel Power Pack, Arm Sheathing and Shoulder Pieces.

“Finally Megan. I thought you were going to spend at least 5 more hours just picking out your armor set. Anyways why bother? We’re going to be wearing uniforms when we meet the Council, not armor.” Miranda laughed softly at her girlfriend. “True. But since we had an hour before we docked, I figured I’d pick out my armor set in the spare time.” Megan replied as Miranda laughed once more. “You do realize we’ve actually been docked for an hour and a half, right Cassie?” “Yeah. So why aren’t you dressed yet?” Megan retorted defensively as Miranda chuckled and threw up her hands in a sign of surrender. It was a week after millions of videos of Megan and Miranda making love in Eternity’s VIP lounge surfaced on the extranet, revealing to the whole galaxy that Megan was still alive and not dead like everyone thought.

Thus, the new human-led Council, led by Councilor Anderson, had called for a 2 day series of meetings to discuss their options in what to tell the very curious public and do some damage control. Thus, Megan had given the entire crew a week’s shore leave while she, Miranda, Jacob, Garrus and Ashley attended the meetings. Garrus and Ashley were needed as they knew the Commander since the old days of the SR1, while Miranda and Jacob were the only ones who could explain in detail how they resurrected Megan. This meant that everyone else was free to roam around on the Citadel, and just thinking about Grunt running around unsupervised scared the shit out of Megan.

However, Samara had very kindly offered to supervise the teenaged super-krogan while she was away dealing with the Council’s bullshit. That had taken a load off Megan’s mind, as dealing with the idiots in the Council was already taxing enough without having to worry about Grunt. Miranda stripped out of her teddy and put on her signature black lace underwear and she donned her black latex uniform. Since destroying the Collector base and quitting from Cerberus 6 months ago, Miranda had ripped off the Cerberus logo from all of her 13 black latex uniforms, and 20 white spandex and cotton ones, and Megan was secretly delighted when she saw Miranda rip those logos off all of her uniforms, even though the redhead was indifferent towards Cerberus.

As soon as both women donned their uniforms, they headed to the lift, and while they waited for it to get from deck 3 to deck one, where their cabin was located, Megan asked Miranda a question that had been bugging her for a few weeks now. “Miri honey, if you were a man for a day, what would you do?” Megan asked Miranda, who thought about it for a few good seconds before she answered. “Well, besides banging you silly in every hole all day, I’d like to take you out on a date that doesn’t end up in sex like our first date did.” Miranda winked as Megan laughed.

“And I’d do all the things a gentleman is supposed to do on a date. And after that, I’d like you to give me a very intense blowjob. Never understood why all 3 of my previous boyfriends, especially Jacob, loved it whenever I did it.” Miranda finished with a perverted smirk on her angelic face. “And what about you Megan sweetie?” “The same as you, especially about the boning part. And I’d just cuddle you all day long, and hug away all your fears. And I’d really like to titfuck you. Never understood why one of my ex-boyfriends was so infatuated with my little sisters, and he just kept fucking them.” Megan smirked back lustily as the lift finally arrived on their level.

After Megan and Miranda met up with Jacob, Ashley and Garrus at the Zakera Ward docking area, they went through the C-Sec offices and passed by Captain Bailey’s station, where the grizzled old cop was munching on a cream jelly donut and working at his terminal. “Hot damn Shepard.” Was all he mumbled when he looked up and saw Megan and her crew walking by before he returned to his console and donut. The minute Megan stepped out of the C-Sec station, she and her posse were immediately ambushed by about three quarters of the galaxy’s reporters.

“Commander Shepard! How did you survive? Why didn’t you let the rest of the galaxy know you were still alive?” “Commander! Rumors have it that you’re working for Cerberus! Can you shed some light on that?” “Commander! What is your relationship with the woman you were seen with in the video we have identified as a certain Miss Miranda Anne Lawson!” “Miss Lawson! It appears you and Commander Shepard are romantically linked! Can you verify?” “Officer Vakarian! You were onboard the original Normandy when it was destroyed! You were evacuated, and now you’re still under Commander Shepard’s command! Can you tell us what happened?” The media dogs all shouted at once, jockeying to be the first Megan and her team spoke to.

“I died, but was brought back to life by Cerberus to investigate and stop the disappearance of whole human colonies, which the Council purposely ignored to ‘keep galactic stability and peace’. I couldn’t just stand by and watch those colonists disappear by the tens of thousands, and more get abducted while those pussies in the Council sit back on their fat asses and do nothing, so I did what I had to.” Megan snarled in response, getting her political sound bite out while Garrus, Miranda and Ashley were stammering away in front of the cameras, and Jacob had just simply pushed his way out of the horde.

“We then discovered that the Collectors were actually working for the Reapers, which the old, dead Council stupidly refused to acknowledge as a real threat until it dropped in and said hi, thus costing them their lives. And the new, supposedly more open-minded Council has their heads so far up their stinking asses that even they say that the Reapers are a myth. I won’t be surprised if another Reaper dropped in for coffee again due to their bumbling ignorance. My crew and I then destroyed the Collector Base in the galactic core over the Illusive Man’s protests, and we thus quit from Cerberus. We’re basically free agents now.” Megan finished as she strode off with her gang in tow, leaving the reporters yelling questions about Megan and Miranda’s relationship.

Unfortunately, before they could completely escape the dragnet, the smear reporter bitch calling herself Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani that Megan had punched out twice now, once two years ago when she interviewed Megan when the Vanguard first became a Spectre, and more recently after Megan was resurrected. 9 months ago, to be precise. “Commander Shepard! Before you let those fists fly again, are you Miss Lawson’s lesbian lover, or was it just a wild, drunken one-night stand with her?” She snarked as Megan’s bullshit tolerance level exceeded the threshold as the reporter’s tone insinuated that her precious Miri was just a cheap whore with whom she had a casual fling with.

“You never learn your fucking lesson, do you?” Megan hissed as she delivered a very hard right uppercut and it connected with the reporter’s lower jaw, snapping it in four places and knocking some teeth out. “You bitch! Who the hell do you think you are to punch me out three times like that, you thuggish little fuck!” Al-Jilani spat, blood and tooth fragments shooting onto the floor as she did so. To everyone’s surprise, Megan helped Al-Jilani back onto her feet.

“Who am I? I’ll have you know that I’m Commander Megan Cassandra Shepard, and you will not talk about Miss Lawson as if though she’s a common slut like you. Ever.” Megan snarled as she delivered a stiff left hook to the paparazzo’s face, knocking her out instantly before her limp body could even begin to fall to the floor. “Let’s get out of here.” Megan growled to her team, who were just standing there, jaws slack with disbelief at what she’d done.

5 grueling hours later, Megan and her team stepped out of the Council chambers, thoroughly exhausted from all the bickering with the idiotic Council, who at least acknowledged that the Reapers did exist and were a threat, but still saw Megan as a traitor and a nutcase, much to Councilor Anderson’s dismay and anger. In fact, Megan had lost count of how many times she’d facepalmed and smacked her head against the oak table where she sat at throughout the meeting.

Miranda, Jacob and Garrus headed off to the Dark Star Lounge for some drinks to unwind while Ashley went off to find Jack, her new girlfriend, and Megan went for a walk by herself to clear her mind. She was on level 24 of Zakera Ward, thinking about Miranda when a vaguely familiar voice called out to her. “Commander Shepard! Still remember me?” She turned to the source of the voice, and after some squinting, she recognized the owner of the voice as Morlan, a salarian she’d bought a Geth Armory license off of 2 years ago and now ran a sex shop.

“Morlan! Thanks for that license! I liked those Geth rifles.” Megan smiled as she stepped into his store. “I have a new asari product that you and your beautiful girlfriend will like.” Morlan said with a sly smile as Megan sighed in despair. Shit, she thought. Everyone’s probably watched that video of me and Miranda banging each other silly in Eternity. Saying nothing, the Vanguard just walked over to the counter, behind which Morlan produced a strap-on from.

“That’s it? Hello, strap-ons have been around for more than two centuries…” Megan rolled her eyes in exasperation as she turned to leave. “But wait! This is no ordinary strap-on!” Morlan grinned as he pushed a small blue button on the strap, and three wires sprang out of the base of the toy, flailing in the air as they attempted to find something to attach themselves to. “What are those?” Megan asked, leaning in closer, her curiosity piqued. “One wire will attach itself to your clitoris, and the other 2 will insert and attach themselves to the walls deep in your vagina. Allows you to feel sensations a male would during intercourse, such as the squeezing of partner’s vaginal muscles and the wetness and heat.”

“Also has a gentle vacuum to collect female ejaculate, and will release in a pressurized burst upon climax. Climax is determined when the user herself comes to climax, and the electrical impulses will run through the wires and activate this highly appraised feature on the toy.” Morlan continued, gesticulating at a U-shaped part of the toy that was supposedly the vacuum, and it covered the vagina. “Is also powered by the electrical impulses your nerves use, and the more aroused you are, the warmer the toy will get.” Morlan finished his sales pitch with a self-satisfied smile, confident that a sale was within his grasp.

“So...it’s basically a dick for chicks?” Megan asked, shivering slightly as she imagined herself fucking Miranda relentlessly with the ‘chick dick’, and feeling Miranda’s hot and wet pussy squeezing tightly all around her. “Correct! Also has a 2 week money back guarantee if you or your girlfriend are unsatisfied.” “Two questions. What sizes does it come in, and does it come in tan?” Megan asked excitedly as she activated her omnitool, ready to purchase the strap on. “It comes in 15cm long by 4cm in diameter, 20cm by 7cm, and the largest is 30cm by 10cm. And we have tan.” Morlan grinned happily as Megan thought about it for awhile. “Give me the medium in tan. Thanks.”

Meanwhile, Professor Mordin Solus inserted the connection wires he just bought from a store on the Citadel into the brain of the limp female body lying on a cold metal slab in an unoccupied room in the cargo deck back on the Normandy, and when he was done, he leaned back to admire his work. Yes. Results very satisfying. Mordin thought with a tinge of pride as he looked at the body, which had belonged to a female Blue Suns merc until 5 months ago, when a single round from Mordin’s Geth Pulse Rifle lodged in her brain and killed her instantly. He had given genetic treatments to the dead body after resurrecting it, causing it to naturally shed its dirty brown hair and grow platinum blonde hair in its place, and the brown eyes turned a deep blue.

The merc’s original A cup bust size was now a D cup like Miranda and her buttocks were as well rounded and firm as Miranda’s, thanks to the genetic treatments. He’d also performed some cosmetic surgery, such as making the merc’s eyes larger, her lips fuller, and her cheekbones more pronounced. One thing good about the dead merc was that her jaw was ideal, and thus cut out some work for Mordin. Mordin hummed his version of Gilbert and Sullivan as he ambled over to the coffee machine to grab a cup of coffee, and recalled how it all started.

It had started when EDI asked if he could create a body for her so that she wouldn’t be confined to the ship, and more importantly, so that she could actually keep Joker company as he was obviously lonely. Mordin had thought it impossible, but managed to think up of another idea that involved resurrecting a fully developed adult female. So when he’d boarded the Blue Suns controlled MSV Strontium Mule 5 months ago alongside Megan, Miranda, Garrus, Ashley and Grunt to liberate the freighter, he quickly nailed the merc with a clean headshot and waited for an opportunity.

He didn’t have to wait long, as Grunt charged right into a horde of mercs, forcing the rest of the team to run after him and draw fire away from the crazy, hyperactive krogan. Mordin immediately dragged the corpse down into the cargo hold of the Normandy from the freighter, and nobody even noticed. He made it to the team back in time, just as Megan began to realize he was nowhere to be seen. The Vanguard had then teased him about his age and asked if he needed a wheelchair before they continued to clear the freighter out.

The minute he got back aboard the Normandy, he began to resurrect the dead merc. It had taken just three weeks, as EDI provided all the files on Megan’s resurrection and it contained every single detail of how it was accomplished over 2 years, and he wasn’t trying to keep the merc’s former personality intact, he just intended for it to be EDI’s new human form, and her corpse wasn’t as badly damaged as Megan’s was, and most importantly, he was a genius.

“Connection successfully made, Professor Solus. Backup runtimes are running perfectly, and I am ready to transplant my core self into this body.” EDI’s robotic voice intoned, actually sounding excited. “Good. Let’s begin.” Mordin said in glee as he hit the button to begin EDI’s transfer into the body, and all the vitals were perfect. “So EDI. Have you thought of a name yet?” Mordin asked as he chugged down his coffee. “I think I’ll call myself Erin Deanna...Iverson.” EDI chirped as she began to assume control of the body.

Three decks above in Megan and Miranda’s cabin, Miranda was treating an already naked Megan to a striptease show. As soon as the redhead had gotten the new toy, she went straight to the club where Miranda was on her third drink, tipsy but still somewhat sober. She then pulled Miranda out of the club, promising her a surprise and leaving behind a thoroughly inebriated Jacob and Garrus who were engaged in a drinking contest which neither seemed to be winning.

“So, what’s my surprise?” Miranda purred with a salacious grin, leaning back against the cold glass of the fish tank as she tossed her black lace panties at Megan, leaving her in nothing but her black knee high stiletto boots. “Well Miri, here it is.” Megan replied with a sly wink as she strapped on the dildo. “That’s it? A big, new toy?” Miranda asked, unable to keep her disappointment out of her voice, as she was expecting something a lot kinkier. “Not quite...ohh.” Megan gasped lightly as she felt the three wires attach themselves to her sensitive clit and the walls of her pussy when she pressed the small blue button.

“What was that?” Miranda asked, curious about what just happened while Megan sat down on her leather office chair, spreading her long, lean legs wide as she stroked the cock experimentally. “Oh baby...it’s a chick dick. Lets me feel everything I do to you.” Megan gasped as she felt the wondrous, pleasurable sensation travel up her spine. “You actually fell for that bloody crap?” Miranda chuckled as she went onto her knees, gazing at Megan’s plastic penis. “Well, why don’t you give me a blowjob and we’ll see if it works?”

Miranda said nothing, simply smiling salaciously as she kissed the head of the penis, which warmed with Megan’s arousal, before she stuck her tongue out and licked the entire length for awhile before she took it into the mouth, her head bobbing up and down as she sucked the chick dick hard. “Oh God...Miri! Baby!” Megan cried out in ecstasy as she actually felt the heat, wetness and softness of Miranda’s mouth all around her fake member and Miranda’s tongue forcefully stroking the underside of the penis while she grabbed the back of Miranda’s head along with a fistful of her jet black locks as she pushed the brunette’s head down further, forcing Miranda to take the length deeper into her mouth.

Megan was in heaven. If there was one thing Miranda Lawson was better at than being the perfect girlfriend, a brilliant tactician, and expert special-ops operative, it had to be sucking dick. Miranda then reached down and stroked her clit while she continued sucking Megan off. Miranda had given Megan oral countless times, but this was different. She was now sucking Megan off instead of performing cunnilingus on her, and she could taste the first drops of Megan’s sweet cum which was starting to drip from the tip. She moaned around the hard member while she played with herself, sending delighted shivers up Megan’s spine. After 5 minutes of the blowjob, Megan felt herself arriving at climax, but she wanted to speed it up.

“Come on-fuck me!...Miri, take it deeper into...ooh you suck so well...that wonderful mouth of yours! Deep throat me honey!” Megan moaned as she roughly shoved Miranda’s head down even further, forcing the brunette to take the penis into her throat, gagging as her redheaded lover fucked her mouth and throat relentlessly, and her saliva and Megan’s cum started to drip out of her mouth and around the dick. Barely 5 minutes later, Megan came. “MMMMMHHH FUCK YEESSS MIRI I’M CUMMIIINNGGG!” Megan screamed as her sweet nectar flooded into Miranda’s throat and mouth through the dick while Miranda withdrew a bit, sucking on the head before she stopped to drink up Megan’s delectable ejaculate.

“Oh Jesus...fucking amazing...” Megan gasped as she just sat limply in her chair while Miranda smiled suggestively as she waggled her breasts, still kneeling on the floor as she admired the piece of technology that allowed her to give her Megan such pleasure. “You’re done already Cassie honey? Because I wasn’t.” Miranda said throatily as Megan simply smiled as she regained control of her breath. “Don’t worry, I wasn’t done either.” She whispered before she carried out her fantasy of fucking Miranda’s breasts as she put her chick dick in the deep valley between Miranda’s perfect breasts, and Miranda squeezed them together as the Commander began to rock back and forth.

“Oh man Miri...your skin’s so smooth and those firm tits of yours feel so good around my cock...” Megan moaned as she finally understood why that ex-boyfriend of hers was so into titfucking. “You like my big, firm titties wrapped around your cock don’t you Commander?” Miranda asked innocently, looking up at Megan with her eyes large and displaying a fake innocence that was clouded by lust. “Oh Megan, I love your big hard dick fucking me senseless and I love all the delicious cum you squirt.” Megan was being driven mad by Miranda’s dirty talk, and she couldn’t resist taking Miranda all for herself even though it was barely 5 minutes since she’d started fucking Miranda’s breasts.

Megan then shot to her feet as she grabbed Miranda’s waist, pulling the raven haired woman up and then shoving her torso down onto Megan’s desk, making sure her perfect ass stuck out and was facing herself as she stood behind Miranda and prepared to enter her lover in a classic doggystyle position. “Oh yes-yes-yes!” Both women cried out simultaneously as Megan thrust forcefully into Miranda’s tight, warm snatch while she gripped Miranda’s perfectly curved waist. Morlan wasn’t lying. Megan could really feel Miranda’s tight little vagina squeeze hard against her new toy, and she could also feel the burning hot heat and wetness of Miranda’s pussy as she slid in and out.

“Oh fuck...M-M-Miri! You’re so hot and tight...God you’re dripping wet too...fuck...” Megan moaned loudly as Miranda gasped and cried out in delight, Megan’s dick hitting her g-spot dead on. “Shit Megan...you’re huge! Fuck me! Harder! Please, I need to be fucked like the whore I am!” Miranda begged, nearly screaming in ecstasy as the redhead moved her left hand from her waist to grasp the brunette’s left breast and squeezed it hard as Megan continued fucking Miranda hard.

“Miri...Miri... oh God...Miri!” Megan cried out, unable to form coherent, complete sentences as she was about to climax, and so was Miranda. “C-C-Cassie...honey...honey...uuh Cassie...” Miranda moaned breathlessly as she looked back at Megan thrusting into her tight, sweet pussy and came. “OOOOOHH SHHIIIITT MEGAN IT’S SOOO FUCKING AMAZING!!” Miranda shrieked in pure bliss as she squirted her feminine juices all around Megan’s strap-on as the Commander continued thrusting into her, and she came just a couple of seconds after Miranda when she felt Miranda’s hot cum spilling out all around her and the brunette’s vaginal muscles squeeze impossibly tight.

“OH MIRI BABY! I LOVE YOU! FUUUCCKK!” Megan screamed as she came deep within Miranda, her female juices mixing with Miranda’s own ejaculate as she pulled out unsteadily. The raven haired woman gasped and shivered with pleasure as she felt Megan’s nectar mixing with her own inside of her and Megan pulling out of her, letting the mixture dribble out of Miranda’s hot, tight pussy. The Commander flopped back into the chair, her eyes shut tight as she tried to clear the stars in her vision which she got from her intense orgasm while Miranda sat on the table, eagerly gleaning up the cum flowing out from her little pink snatch.

When the lovers had recovered their breath, Miranda walked over to the fish tank and leaned face first onto it, pressing her breasts against the cold glass of the tank as she jutted her buttocks out, swaying her hips and ass temptingly while she looked back and smiled suggestively at Megan. Megan got the message as she sashayed over with her own perverted grin as Miranda leaned off the tank slightly, allowing Megan’s strong yet gentle hands to cusp her full, perky breasts and knead them while she ground her buttocks against Megan’s toy. “I’ve always wanted to try this...” Miranda whispered sensually as Megan’s grin got even wider. “You certainly have the ass for it, Miri sweetie.”

Without any preamble, Megan violently thrust deep into Miranda’s tighter hole, and the sheer tightness and heat almost making her cum right there and then. “Oh fuck Megan!” Miranda cried out as she felt Megan’s strap-on penetrate deep into her very tight asshole as Megan moaned out in delight. “Mmh Miri...all of your holes are so tight...” The Vanguard kept performing anal sex on Miranda for about 10 minutes until both of them climaxed together again, filling the air of their quarters with a series of loud, high pitched and wordless screams of pure ecstasy.

This time, Megan was able to pull out of Miranda before she came, and she shot her delectable female fluids all over Miranda’s back as the brunette shot her own cum all over Megan’s legs and crotch. Miranda shivered with excitement as she felt Megan’s hot cum on her cold skin, warming the small of her back before Megan collapsed on top of her, moaning as both women tumbled to the cold metal floor and just lay there, with Megan lying atop Miranda for a few minutes while they basked in the warm afterglow of their earth shattering orgasms.

Finally, the ex-Cerberus agent managed to regain enough strength to push Megan off her and she got up to her feet unsteadily as Megan followed suit. Megan then pushed the blue button and the wires retracted from her womanhood, causing the redhead to gasp at the sensation while Miranda unstrapped the toy from Megan’s waist, strapping it onto herself and activating it. “Mmm...” Miranda moaned as she felt the wires attach themselves to her most sensitive parts.

She then sashayed over to the bed and sat on the edge and spread her long, elegant legs wide apart as Megan kneeled in front of her with an innocent smile. “Well, time to prove to me that this thing actually works.” Miranda purred as Megan smiled. “Gladly, Miss Lawson.” Megan smirked back before she went down, licking on the tip of the cock before she sucked it into her mouth, bobbing her head up and down vigorously as Miranda gasped and moaned in arousal. “Oh shit Cassie...uuh yeah...you weren’t kidding when-ooh ooh ooh!-when you said this let me feel everything you did to me...”

Megan simply moaned out her response while her mouth was still wrapped around Miranda’s chick dick, causing the raven haired woman to moan louder as she cupped the back of Megan’s head with both of her hands and pushed Megan’s head down further, making the Commander deepthroat her prosthetic length as Megan’s saliva and her cum dripped around the toy while she gagged, obediently taking the dick into her throat and fingering herself. Less than 5 minutes later, Miranda came in Megan’s mouth, filling the redhead’s throat and mouth with her delicious essence as she nearly sang out her orgasm and Megan’s name loudly.

Miranda’s dropped back onto the bed while she gasped and jerked as Megan lay down beside her, spreading and raising her legs into the air while she turned to her panting girlfriend. “Well Miri, told you it was the real deal. Now quit lazing around and fuck me senseless.” Megan said throatily as Miranda smiled lecherously, getting onto her feet unsteadily. “Of course Commander. I’d really like to feel your tight little pink twat wrapped all around my dick.” Miranda replied saucily as she hoisted Megan’s legs over her shoulder while she stood over Megan, resting it there while she looked down at Megan, who was looking up at her with her honey green eyes clouded with lust as she lay on the bed, the tip of the dildo resting on Megan’s folds as they positioned themselves in an anvil position.

Miranda then pushed in, parting Megan’s hot, wet folds before she fully entered the Vanguard’s tight, wet and unbelievably warm pussy as both women moaned. “Fucking hell Cassie dearie...you’re so tight and wet...and I can feel you squeezing...aah!” Miranda moaned as she thrust in and out of Megan. “Uuh yes Miri sweetie! Fuck me harder there! Harder...oh yes-yes-yes like that right there! Mmh shit!” Megan cried out as Miranda began thrusting in more forcefully into Megan’s snatch, nailing her g-spot in the process while the brunette savored the whole new experience of actually feeling the inside of her lover’s most intimate organ.

After 5 minutes of intense sex, both women came again simultaneously as they once again shrieked loudly. “UUUUUHH FUUUCKK YOU’RE AMAZZZIIINNG MIRIII SWEETIIIEEE!” Megan shrilled as she squirted all her vaginal fluids that had been building up in her pussy since she’d started masturbating while giving Miranda a blowjob all over Miranda’s thighs and some splashed onto the floor while Miranda pulled out, screaming wordlessly as she squirted her own cum all over Megan’s taut, muscled stomach and her perky, B cup breasts, finishing before she fell onto the bed, stars in her vision from the intense orgasm, feeling very satisfied.

However, Megan still was not fully sated, and once she regained control of her legs, she quickly swung them over Miranda’s hips, straddling the surprised brunette as she grinded her own well toned butt against the shaft. “I always wanted to try anal too...and fingering doesn’t count.” Megan purred as she impaled herself on Miranda’s strap-on in the cowgirl position, gasping and moaning along with Miranda as she started to slowly move up and down the cock, enjoying the feeling of her Miri’s dildo slide up and down her even tighter anus.

“Megan...M-Megan...so tight...so amazing...” Miranda gasped out she started to move her hips up and down in tune with Megan’s rhythm. “So big...I’m so happy I picked the 20cm one...fuck yeah Miri...” Megan moaned out in reply as she continued impaling her asshole on the penis while Miranda moved in tune with her. “Oh God-God-God-God so amazing Cassie...I want to cum in that tight little arse of yours and fill it up with my cum...” Miranda moaned, feeling herself reaching orgasm. “Then cum for me Miri! Fill me up and make me yours! Fuck me!” Megan cried out as she felt herself nearing her limit too.

Barely a minute after those words, both women came simultaneously again for the 4th time that night. “MMMMMHH FUUUCCKK I’M CUUUMMMIIIINGG!” They screamed simultaneously as Miranda came in Megan’s tiny asshole, filling it up to the brim and over with her delicious female ejaculate, the excess juices trickling out of Megan’s anus and down onto the bed, wetting the sheets. Megan gushed her own female cum all over Miranda’s thighs and crotch, wetting the bed further and making for a very messy orgasm as their juices combined on the bed. Miranda reached down to the belt and pressed the blue button with a shaky hand, and the wires withdrew from her pussy, causing her to gasp lightly due to the sensation.

Megan snuggled up against Miranda, nuzzling at her neck as the brunette tossed the toy aside and melted into the cuddle. “That was amazing Megan baby.” Miranda panted softly as she began to drift off. “It sure was Miri.” Megan sighed contentedly as she fell asleep. Giggling softly as she looked at her Commander and lover who was sleeping like a baby, Miranda planted a wet kiss on Megan’s forehead. “Goodnight, Commander Snuggles.” Miranda whispered before she joined Megan in a deep, satisfying sleep.

The next day, after the 5 were done with the meeting, which concluded with Megan being cleared of all the treason charges but not being reinstated to her old rank in the Alliance, they hurried back to the Normandy due to Mordin’s insistent badgering that they report back the ship immediately. As they strode towards the briefing where Mordin was waiting for them, they saw that all the crewmembers were either already on the ship, or were getting on, and all were grumbling about Mordin interrupting their downtime. “Goddammit, this’d better be bloody good.” Engineer Donnelly muttered in his Scottish accent as Engineer Daniels tried to reassure him it would be worth the time as she followed him into the briefing room, Megan, Miranda, Jacob, Ashley and Garrus following suit.

When they entered the briefing room, they saw Mordin smiling his usual weird smile as he stood beside a strikingly beautiful blonde with a body to die for, like Miranda’s own very desirable body, who was also smiling. “Did you bring us here just to show off your girlfriend Mordin?” Kelly asked teasingly as she hooked her arm onto Garrus’, with whom she’d gotten together with a month ago. “No. Not my girlfriend! Our new crewmember!” Mordin retorted, eyes narrowing as he rebuffed Kelly’s suggestion. “Oh. Well...sorry.” Kelly started, finding herself at a loss for words for the first time in her life. “Hi, I’m Erin Deanna Iverson.” The blonde chirped, waving at the assembled crew.

Everybody found the voice familiar, but they just couldn’t place it...”Erin, you sound really familiar. Have I met you before?” Megan piped up, breaking the silent train of thought running through everyone’s head as she struggled to place the voice. “Oh yes, definitely! You may know me better as EDI.” Erin teased with a mischievous smile. “No. Fucking. Way. Doc Frog, you just made EDI into a human?” Jack got out first, staring at Mordin like he’d just grown an additional 6 heads as his grin just got wider. “So the list of turn-ons you asked me to fill out was for...her? Shit!” Joker croaked.

The crew broke out into whispers and murmurs of disbelief as Miranda cut in. “Okay...so who’s going to take control of the cyber warfare suites?” “I will still be in charge, Operative Lawson. What you see before you is my core self. The runtimes in the ship are a mere copy of me.” EDI’s more familiar blue avatar popped out on the conference table, before it winked out again. “Well EDI, I mean Erin, so what are you going to be doing on the Normandy?” Joker asked, still in disbelief over what Mordin had just done as he stared at EDI, or rather Erin’s, rather large bosom which rivaled Miranda’s.

“I’m going to be your copilot Jeff. And I can be part of the shore party too.” Erin said enthusiastically, walking over to Joker, swaying her perfectly curved hips as she did so. “Damn! Where’d you learn to walk like that EDI...I mean Erin.” Mess Sergeant Gardner started as Erin giggled softly in response. “Well, in preparation for the transfer to my human form, I reviewed millions of hours worth of videos on human behavior, actions and reactions to stimuli. Including your really big stash of videos.” Erin winked as Joker gulped and the rest of the crew started snickering.

Joker’s porn stash was common knowledge, and thus everyone knew exactly what Erin had seen. “Fuck! She found my porn!” Joker squeaked out in shame, burying his face in his hands as the crew, Erin included, burst out into laughter. When the laughter had subsided somewhat, Miranda got back to the topic. “Okay, it’s good for Joker to have an actual copilot, but are you sure you can be effective in the field Erin?” “Don’t worry Operative Lawson. I’ve reviewed all the combat logs, and I have gone through all of the infantry manuals. Don’t worry about me, I’m good enough.” Erin smiled reassuringly.

“Operative Lawson? I quit from Cerberus, Erin.” Miranda asked with an eyebrow raised. “Or would you prefer it if I addressed you as Cheerleader Lawson?” Erin teased as the crew burst out into roars of laughter while Miranda just stood there, her face reddening in humiliation and struggling to form a comeback. Megan tried to restrain her laughter, but the mental image of Miranda jumping up and down in a tank top and miniskirt waving pom-poms around while she cheered was too much to bear, and she burst out laughing as the brunette turned to her, spluttering in humiliation.

“Haha Erin! Nice one! You took my old nickname for Miranda and made a joke out of it...fucking epic.” Jack wheezed as she clung on to her girlfriend, Ashley, who was doubled over with hysterical laughter, for support. “Miri...relax. Consider it revenge for poking fun at me all the time.” Megan coughed as she tried to regain her breath. “Oh Miranda...take it easy. You know we’re your friends.” Tali sniggered in her usual synthesized voice.

“Fine. Let’s go down to the shooting range Erin. You know we’ll serve your nice arse to you on a platter.” Miranda scoffed, her face still red as she scurried out of the briefing room, much to everyone’s amusement. Every crewmember headed down to the Normandy’s shooting range on deck 5 to see just how good Erin was, and first up was the pistol shooting competition, and Jack, the crew’s most accurate pistol shot, was raring to go against Erin. They started, and Erin got all 10 targets with clean headshots in 20 seconds, while Jack only managed to land 7 headshots and finish off all 10 in 18 seconds.

“Fuck.” Jack muttered, not believing that she’d lost out to the FNG. “Damn.” Miranda whispered, not believing her eyes. Next up was the shotgun category, and both Grunt and Erin used the S22 Eviscerator, and Grunt managed to outshoot and outscore Erin by 2 seconds and a single headshot despite him not using his preferred Claymore. “If Grunt lost that one, it would’ve been game over for us. Getting outshot by the Fucking New Girl...not a good idea.” Ashley murmured as everyone nodded in agreement. Miranda was up next, and both she and Erin were using the X12 Locust SMG, and it ended in a draw, much to Miranda’s relief as it saved some of her pride at being the best at using a SMG.

After her, Megan went up next, picking up an X8 Avenger assault rifle as Erin did the same. Fortunately, Megan was able to keep her reputation as the best shot with assault rifles intact, soundly beating Erin. Finally, Garrus was facing off against the blonde with both of them setting up 5 targets at 200m, which was the length of the range and ship. “Ready Officer Vakarian?” Erin smiled brightly as she cocked her X97 Viper. “Just call me Garrus.” Garrus ground out, feeling nervous at the prospect of competing with a super-computer in human form while he checked the optics on his own Viper, which added to his apprehension as he preferred the X29 Incisor, which was the only sniper rifle he used on missions.

“Okay then. Ready Garrus?” Erin said sweetly as she dropped to one knee, bracing herself in a firing position as Garrus did the same. “Let’s go Erin.” Garrus said loudly, trying to cover up his apprehension. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. “Damn it.” Garrus growled, not believing he’d missed the final target. “Oh no Garrus...the FNG beat you by one target. Dayum!” Jacob groaned in disbelief as everyone else just stared at Erin, who was smiling with pride at beating the best sniper on the team. “Oookaayy...do you have any biotics Erin?” Megan asked, shaking her head in awed disbelief.

“No. But I do have tech skills. I have tech armor, I can incinerate enemies, and I can hack past any system faster than anybody can, I can heavily overload enemy shields, I can drain shields with my Heavy Energy Drain pulse, I can deploy combat drones, and finally, I can hack any synthetic with ease.” Erin recited honestly without a trace of conceit. “Not bad.” Miranda managed to get out as awed whispers started among the crew.

“Welcome to the team then, Miss Iverson.” Megan smiled as she offered a hand to Erin, who rolled her eyes. “Please Commander. Just call me Erin.” “Then start calling me Shepard or Megan.” The redhead retorted with a smile on her face as Erin accepted the handshake. “Proud to be a part of the team Shepard.” Erin said, pumping Megan’s hand up and down vigorously as she smiled radiantly.

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