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Real Men of Genius - Resident Evil Style

By: asuramori
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Rating: Adult
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Leon Scott Kennedy

Leon Scott Kennedy
(LOL)

Budweiser presents “Real Men of Genius.”

(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. “Loyal Protector of Stupid Girls.”

(Mr. “Loyal Protector of Stupid Girls.”)

You’re the only real man here who knows how to take a knife down your throat.

(Krauser’s waiting on the other side of the door!)

Those fag jokes about you and Krauser don’t mean a thing at all.

(Does Ada know about that other night?)

And so, we salute you, Leon Kennedy. You go, boyfriend.

(Mr. “Loyal Protector of Stupid Girls.”)

FIN!!!!!!

Asura: Shiro and I do take suggestions, though we already have one done for Leon, Chris, Wesker, and the Dead S.T.A.R.S. members. ^_^ Oh, and we prefer guy characters… for now.
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