Anything But the Ordinary

Axel knocked once on the bedroom door, then opened it before waiting for a reply, “Geez.” The redhead sighed and rolled his eyes, “I swear Roxas. Do I always have to walk in on you molesting one of your friends? Last week Riku, now Sora.” He leaned against the door frame and crossed his arms over his chest.

The dirty blonde that Axel was addressing was, at the moment, clad in nothing but his boxers and quite busy straddling an equally undressed brunette boy on his bed. Roxas smirked mischievously at the taller male standing on his threshold. “Admit it, you’re just a voyeur.” Sora shifted uncomfortably underneath Roxas as he tried desperately to hide his burning blush. He would have used his hands, but unfortunately the blonde currently had those pinned to the bed.


Axel and Roxas were best friends. Riku and Sora were both their mutual friends. Several months ago, Roxas had decided to come out to all of them and tell them that he was gay. He also took this opportunity to confess his feelings for his best friend. Axel had been polite about it, but had ultimately turned him down. He stated that he was ‘straight as an arrow and just couldn’t see Roxas like that.’ Roxas had grieved for a few days until a thought, most likely brought on by his depression, surfaced.

“Fuck buddies?” Sora blanched.

“Right. We have sex whenever we feel like it, no strings attached. I’m not trying to interfere in you two’s relationship or anything, I just. Well, frankly I think you’re both fucking hot and I wanna ride you hard.”

Sora felt like he was about to pass out.

“Well, how would it work exactly?” Riku had inquired. Sora shot him a disbelieving glare. Riku waved him off like a bothersome fly and continued, “I mean, would it be just you and me and then just you and Sora? Or would it be all three of us?”

“Yes.” Roxas grinned.

“Oh, so basically anything goes.” Riku nodded contemplatively.

Sora was sure he was dreaming. “Riku! Roxas! Are we seriously talking about this?! Especially you!” He pointed a finger accusingly at the silver haired boy next to him. “Aren’t you suppose to be my boyfriend?! And now you’re considering sleeping with our friend?!”

Riku sneered, “No. I’m considering us sleeping with our friend.”

“Who says I want to do Roxas anyway?!” Sora demanded.

Riku opened his mouth to speak, but Roxas held his hand up, “I got this one.” He casually slid into the seat next to Sora. The brunette huffed and crossed his arms, looking away.

“Sora.” Roxas let his hand rub gingerly up and down Sora’s thigh. Sora wiggled his leg in a futile attempt to remove the blonde’s hand, but didn’t do much of anything else to stop Roxas’s advances. “Come on now. Are you telling me you’ve never wondered what it’d be like to be with me? Never?” He cast a skeptical look upon Sora.

Sora could feel his defenses breaking down as Roxas’s hand slowly made its way higher up his thigh. “N-no… well… maybe. I don’t know.” He continued to pout.

Roxas tossed Riku a triumphant smirk. “I mean, couldn’t we just try it once? See if we like it?”

Sora scowled, “But what if it ruins our friendship and me and Riku’s relationship?”

A look of fake concern washed over Roxas’s face, “I won’t let that happen Sora. Trust me.”

Sora let out a long sigh, letting his arms drop to his lap. He looked at his boyfriend defeated and then at Roxas. “I… I suppose we could try it once.”

And that had begun their now odd threesome of sorts. Riku and Sora were boyfriends and Roxas was their “friend with benefits.” It actually ended up being quite satisfying for the three of them in the end and one would suppose that‘s all that really matters.


Axel sighed, “Yes, Roxas, because I get my rocks off by watching my best friend have gay sex. Right. Anyway, do you want any pizza? Me and Demyx are ordering some.” He placed his hand on the door handle, ready to close it behind him.

“Yeah, sure, whatever.” He said casually as he turned his sinister smirk back to Sora. “I‘m gonna need to refuel afterwards anyway.” The brunette grinned, embarrassed by Roxas’s comment.

Axel rolled his eyes yet again and pulled the door shut.

Roxas leered at the boy pinned beneath him, “Now then. Where were we?” He dove for the mouth before him and began hungrily ravishing Sora’s lips. Sora was no push over though, and kissed back with nearly as much passion and force. The blonde released his hold on one of the other boy’s wrists and ran his fingers through the brown locks before him. Sora moaned into his mouth. Roxas pulled back momentarily, lust dancing in his eyes, “God you’re so fuckin’ hot.” He plunged back in, practically devouring the boy below him.

Another knock at the door. “Roxas.” Axel stood in the doorway once more as Roxas sat up irritated.

“Axel, look, if you wanna join in, just say so. Don’t keep barging in here if you’re not gonna fuck us.”

Sora snickered.

Axel pretended not to hear his friend, “Kairi’s at the door.”

“So? Tell her I’m busy.” Roxas said miffed.

“She’s your sister, you tell her.”

“I’m busy.” Roxas practically whined.

Just then a short auburn haired girl came bounding into the room, “Roxas! Guess what! Oh God!” She quickly covered her eyes once she’d registered the compromising position her brother and their friend were in.

Roxas groaned and collapsed on Sora’s chest, “What do you want Kairi?!” His voice would have sounded like a growl, had it not been muffled by the brunette’s soft skin. Roxas took note of just how soft it was and proceeded to nuzzle it happily causing Sora to giggle.

“Ok, well, I guess sex is more important than my news about me moving in with Selphie, so I’ll just be going now.” Kairi scurried out of the room making a beeline for the front door.

Roxas abruptly sat up. “Wait! What?! Seriously?!” He scrambled off of Sora and chased his sister down the hallway.

Axel, who was now seated on a couch next to a mulleted blonde turned to see Roxas bursting into the living room, “Roxas. Put your pants on.” He sighed and turned his attention back to the television.

“Why? You gettin’ turned on?” Roxas smirked. As much as Axel defended his heterosexuality, Roxas was sure his friend was anything but straight. Sure his gaydar wasn‘t well tuned, seeing as, for Roxas, anything that moved was a potential mate, but he was pretty sure it was impossible for someone to be as metro sexual as Axel and still like women. Plus, he really loved Axel and it helped him get over his rejection to think that he still had a remote chance of being with the redhead.

The blonde quickly turned his attention back to his sister, “Kairi! Kairi!” Roxas grabbed hold of the girl’s wrist and turned her around. He stared at her in expectant disbelief.

She scowled at him, but only for a moment, before she grinned immensely and began jumping up and down excitedly.

“You guys are really moving in together?” Roxas asked, still in shock.

“Yes! She asked me to move into her place yesterday!”

“Holy crap!” A grin almost as wide as his sister’s slowly spread across his face, “That’s awesome! Man, next thing I know you’ll be picking out wedding dresses!”

Kairi giggled furiously into her fist.

“That’s so cool Kai. I’m so happy for you.” He pulled her into a hug.

Kairi was the reason Roxas had come out to his friends and family. His little sister had been dating another girl, Selphie, for nearly a year. The two had kept it under wraps by telling everyone they were best friends. But once things started to get serious, they decided they’d better let everyone know the truth. Roxas had been shocked when his sister came out to him. Not really because she was gay, mind you, but because he was too, and it just seemed so weird to think that his parents’ only two children were both gay. It was about a month later that he decided to bite the bullet and come out as well. Kairi of course being the first one he told. Looking back on it all now, it was funny. There had been so much drama and worrying of being disowned. But once it was all out in the open, it wasn’t as big a deal as the two of them had made it out to be. Kairi liked women, Roxas liked men. So what else was new?

“So, uh, I’m gonna head home now Rox. I told Riku I’d be home for lunch.” Roxas turned his attention to the brunette standing fully dressed in the hallway.

“What?! No! Nononononono!” He rushed over to Sora, grabbing him by the forearm, “We haven’t done anything yet!”

Sora blushed, “I-I know.” He stammered, quite embarrassed that everyone else in the room was currently focused on their conversation. “But Riku’ll be waiting.” He pouted. “You said this whole arrangement wouldn’t hurt me and Riku’s relationship.”

Roxas gave a defeated sigh. “Yeah, I know. Alright. If you have to go.” Suddenly his face lit up. “Wait! What if we just make tonight one of our threesomes?!”

Demyx snickered, Axel pretended he hadn’t just heard that and Kairi wondered why exactly the fates had chosen Roxas as her brother.

“Wha-uh-um.” Sora felt like he was drowning in embarrassment. “I-I don’t know. Um-heh.” He nervously scanned the other bodies in the room. All of them had modestly averted their gazes. “L-let me call Riku, I guess?”

“Great!” Roxas jumped a little as he squeezed at Sora’s shoulders.

As the brunette wandered off to make a call, Roxas turned his attention back to his sister. “So anyway, that’s great Kairi!”

“Geez, you are so crass!” Axel piped from the couch.

Roxas threw him a glare, “You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m gettin' it on with two smokin’ hot babes, and you’re single.”

Axel sighed, not knowing where to begin correcting, “Ok, first of all, you’re technically single too. Neither of them is your boyfriend. Secondly, you’ve afforded me plenty of opportunities to join you three. Don’t you think if I was jealous, I would have, I don’t know, accepted?”

Roxas scoffed, “No see, you are jealous. Because you don’t want to join our little ménage à trois. You want me all to yourself and if you can’t have just me, then you don’t want me at all. Even though you really do want me. And! They’re boys who are my friends. Hence, boyfriends.” Roxas stuck his tongue out, effectively wrapping up his childish retort.

Axel sniggered, “Ok Roxas. You’re always right.” He decided there was no point in dragging out this immature debate any longer.

Kairi rubbed at her forehead, “Kay, well anyway, just wanted to share the news with everyone. I’ve got to get started packing, so Roxas, love you. Guys I’ll see you later.” She waved goodbye and showed herself to the door.

Roxas was still glaring at the back of Axel’s head when Sora came slinking back into the room. “Soooo, I called Riku, aaaand he said it was cool if you come over tonight.” The blonde’s expression quickly changed from bratty to gleeful.

“Yes! I love you Sora! You’re so awesome!” He ran over to the brunette and kissed him on the cheek. Sora blushed, as per usual.

Axel called from over the couch, “So you’re not staying for the pizza then?”

“No way man! This is sex! With two studs no less! Screw pizza!”

“You still gotta pay for your cut,” Axel reminded him.

Roxas pouted, “Aw come on. It’s just a couple bucks.”

Axel groaned. He’d really had enough arguing for one day, “Fine. Whatever. Go fuck ‘til your dick falls off. I’ll pay for your part.” He crossed his arms and tried his best to focus on the television program.

Roxas suddenly felt very guilty. “Alright, alright. Let me get my wallet and I’ll give you the money before we leave.” He trudged back to his room.

Axel was a bit perplexed as to how he had just won their argument, when here he thought he had already ended it, but accepted his victory non-the-less.

A few minutes later, Roxas reappeared, fully dressed this time, and handed Axel a five dollar bill. “That enough?” he asked the redhead.

“Yeah, that’ll do.”

“Ok then! Come on Sora,” he said grabbing the brunette by the arm, sufficiently startling him, “Let’s get home to that man of yours already.”

Sora tittered shyly as he was lead out of the house.

Axel suddenly noticed that Demyx was staring intensely at him and it was beginning to make him very uncomfortable, “What?” he snapped at the blonde.

“I was just thinking… No, never mind.” An unsettling smirk graced his lips and Axel furrowed his brow suspiciously at his friend.

Demyx liked to come off as friendly and air-headed, but Axel knew better. Demyx was crafty and conniving. He liked to stir up trouble. Yep, Demyx was definitely up to something and now Axel was gonna have to be on guard. Dammit.