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Customer's Misfortune

By: dirtyrayz
folder +G through L › Kirby
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 3
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Disclaimer: I do not own Kirby, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Two Unsatsified Customers

First of the three Customers Service I've written for someone.

Kirby characters don't belong to me! Dur.


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“I’m sick and tired of those dimwits licking Kirby’s feet like he was some kind of stupid superhero or something. I could do anything that dumb pink gumdrop could do. And better!” King Dedede marched up to his throne, his snail servant following suit. “This time I’m getting a demon beast that’ll really do the job!”

“Your Majesty, you always say that.” Escargon reasoned, as his king sat on the throne. “And it’s always the same—OW!” He reached for the spot where Dedede bonked him on the head.

“Quit trying to be logical with me.”

Dedede pressed the button on the chair that pulls out the TV, but nothing happened. He pressed it again, and again, until he got impatient and began mashing the button repeatedly. Finally the screen came out.

“A-ah, if it isn’t his M-majesty and Excellency Escargon!” Customer greeted. But instead of being his prim and proper composure, the salesman was sweating, hair tangled and at odd angles. Also, the camera was positioned so that mostly the floor was showing, with Customer reaching from one side to greet the consumers, the other side hidden. “H-how can I…nngh! Help you today.”

“What’s with you today?” Dedede asked unpleasantly. “Are you sick?”

“I ap-apreciate the concern but…ahh..ngh..nnno! I’m not!” Customer was flushed pink, head bobbing in and out the side of the screen.

“Well then, I need another monster to get Kirby! And make it a real good one this time!” Dedede proclaimed. Escargon however, looked at the screen suspiciously.

“….ah…not soo..Oh! R-right! Of course your Majesty!” A shaky hand reached from the side, and momentarily hovered over the control panel, as if trying to concentrate which buttons to press.

“Your Majesty, don’t you think something’s odd here?” Escargon whispered. “That guy’s acting weird….he must be trying to hide something.” Dedede didn’t respond, taking into consideration that something was up.

“Ah! Here we are!” A information screen of the demon beast took over, to Customer’s relief. However, the demon beast behind him began increasing his pace harder into Customer’s ass. “O-oh! …nghh…T-this i-is our…ah, our newest…demon beast…*pant* Oh please read it yourself!”

Put off by the salesman’s odd behavior, Escargon cleared his voice. “Well then…Petey Pirahna, a demonized version of a carnivorous plant indigenous to a faraway kingdom. Ferocious by nature, this large monster is guaranteed to swallow up anything that comes across its path. Obedient to the purchaser as long as it’s provided plenty of food and sunshine.” Escargon finished reading.

“I like it!” Dedede proclaimed. “Send me one!”

The information screen disappeared, again revealing Customer, now panting loudly and tightly gripping the edge of the control panel for support. A glimpse of the green demon beast behind him appeared from the edge of the screen.

“What’s that behind you?” Dedede pointed toward the screen.

“N-nothing!” Using his arms, Customer tried to push back to hide the offender, moaning as dick behind him slid in further.

“It looks like you’re riding something…”

“A-as for the tab!” Customer changed the subject. “9,000,000 Dededen…ngh. Comes up to…this much money.”

The tab came up screen, the amount of zeroes shocking to two.

“What?! I’m not paying all of that!” Dedede shouted.

“All of your demon beasts have failed so far!” Escargon proclaimed from beside Dedede. “Some quality services! We demand a cut on our tab!”

“I-it doesn’t work that way…”

“Then we’re not buy the monster OR paying anything.”

“Don’t be unreasonable your Majesty….”

“We stand by our decision.”

Customer felt the peak of orgasm slowly reaching him; he didn’t he could keep his composure any longer in front of these two.

“F-fine! The tab will be-unf! Cut by ah…40 percent!”

Dedede gave a satisfied smile. “I knew you’d come around.”

Customer began pressing the combination of buttons that sent the newer demon beast to the castle. But the monster-digging his nails in further into Customer’s hips- gave a forceful thrust, pushing Customer unto the control panel and causing him to accidentally press the wrong buttons. Customer fretted at his mistake, but it was already too late. From his screen he saw Dedede and Escargon looking toward the machinery where the monsters appear.

“Octakon?” Escargon said, confused.

“W-wait a minute! That’s not the monster we ordered!” Dedede shouted angrily. The monster was heard roaring as the screen became covered in tentacles. “You trick us-hey!”

Customer however, was too preoccupied to deal with the problem at hand. “E-enjoy your new product!”

Customer quickly shut off the screen and released all the pent-up moans from the last few minutes. He moved his body as much as he can to support it fully on the control panel as clawed hands gripped his hips harder, and pumped at an unmerciful speed. The monster then moved his hands to his torso, moved Customer back, and slid him up and down his cock while repeatedly hitting Customer’s prostate. Customer screamed as he hit orgasm, releasing his load all over the control panel.

The monster groaned, filling Customer’s bowels with his own seed. Satisfied, he pulled out and left Customer on the floor , then disappeared out the door. Customer hoisted himself up to chair, panting and sweating profusely from the exertion.

He recalled that by the time the message got to him that a demon beast escaped from the company, the monster was already at his door, a lustful look in its eye. Customer was helpless under this circumstance, much to his misfortune.

He sighed as he pulled out a handkerchief and wiped the semen from the control panel. Then he remembered he’d be paying extra punishment for reducing the consumer tab without permission, and accidentally sending to wrong the wrong monster to the purchaser. He grimaced as the red light next to the intercom signaled Nightmare was waiting on the other line. Here we go…
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