MST Of Sonic XXX Festival

Before we begin, i don't want see a bunch of flames in the reviews. Be creative, just to yell at me and say " This ass can't spell" Fuck that. If there's any Grammerical errors, it's cause i can't spell for shit, and i did not uses a spell checker for this.

Another Disclamer: I don't Own MST3000, Or Sonic. This is a work of parody.

MST Of Sonic XXX Festival

MST Hell Episode #1

By Jello Biafra For President

( A strange beam of light fell down from the sky on a man were blue overalls, red shirt, and a red hat with a M on it. Then it fell on a Man with blond hair and green clothes, plus a sword)
Elfish Looking Man: ......
The Other Guy: What is this? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Then there both sucked it.)
(The Strange Light also sucks in a man sorta dressed like the man in the red, but he weres green, and he's got a L on his hat. Then it sucks up a pink blobish creature, and a brownish sorta blob, then it sucks up a man dressed in black, A yellow rat creature, and a fat guy in a white shirt, blue pants eating doughnuts. Then they all find them selfs in a room.)
Fat Guy: Hey were the hell are we?
Menecing Voice: Your here for a test. Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Link, Pikachu, Solid Snake, and others.
Mario: What do you want with us.
Voice: I have gathered you all here for a test, i have invented this machine that turns fanfics into a dvd movie, then you review them....... If you can survive.
Mario: That's not that bad.
Voice: Are you prepered to take the fest.
Fat Guy: This guy sounds like a chump, and Homer J Simpson can sit through any crappy movie.
Luigi: Even Transformers?
Homer: Expect that.
Mario: Alright i think i figured it out. Bowser, you can't stop us.
Bowser: But How did you know it was me?
Luigi: DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: For that i'll show you the worst fanfic and can find........ ( Picks up a sheet of paper) Ahhhhhh this one looks perfect. It's Called Sonic XXX Festival.
Mario: Oh no!
( Bowser puts the sheet of paper into a slot, then after a while a dvd pops out. He then puts it into a prejector.)
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP ( A red light starts flashing)
Mario: Dammit!
( They all run into the theater and find seats. After what seems like a hour of previews the movie starts)
Homer: Finally



Mario: Well duh!

Sonic XXX Festival by ---

Luigi: By three bars?
Solid Snake: No, it's Unknown
Homer: Im Guessing, it's Sideshow Bob...... WELL THINK ABOUT IT!

*Note: I have no shame in anything that I do or try when it comes to this tale, for it is simply experiment and does not reflect my way of life. This fic is pure parody only. All comments, negative, positive, and neutral, are very accepted. Please, do not imitate these characters in your own life; it may just be illegal. If you do something illegal that's featured in this fic, I remove myself from all responsibility of your wrongdoings. If it's not illegal, still keep me out of it. MSTings are welcomed.

Homer: All ready this is sounding pretty bad. ( The brown blob creature crawls on Homer) Get off me.
Meatwad: No one tells Meatwad to get off!
Mario: By illegal i think he means smokeing weed.

This chapter contains Lime, M/M/M, humilation, furries, anal, rimjob, and sex toys.

Homer: What's a M/M/M?
Mario: Man on man on Monkey?
Luigi: Is Donkey Kong in this?

--Story one: What is it, Sonic?--

Pikachu: Pika Pika...... Chuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Mario: Shut up!
Pikachu:(Filled With Rage) CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! ( Shocks the hell out of mario.)

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Homer: He he he he he.

It was another day at the Thorndyke estate, and Christoper arrived home from school with his friend, Danny. They entered the huge foyer of his home and dropped their book bags on the floor in a sloppy manner that children of their age would. They ran into the kitchen and grabbed a snacat Eat Ella, the balantly Hispanic maid, had prepared for them. "Ok, c'mon, Danny," said Chris. "I got somethin' to show you in my room."

Meatwad: Then they smoke some joints, and the one guy.......
Solid Snake: Which guy?
Pikachu: Pikanigg............. ( Everyone is shocked.)
Mario: Holy........ Pikachu just said the N word!

The two boys ran to Chris's large bedroom which was filled with so many toys and gadgets; the amount was something most children could only dream of. "What didja want to show me, Chris?" Danny asked, taking a seat on his friend's bed. Christopher smiled and dug through his toy chest below the open window, looking for his object of attention. Just then, a swift breeze entered the room, startling Danny. "It wasn't that windy out earlier!" Danny exclaimed.

Luigi: And that danny guy is black to.
Pikachu: Pika Pikanigg**!
Mario: Quit saying the N word!

"Huh?" Chris looked at his friend quite unfazed by the change of weather. "Oh, it's just Sonic," he said lightheartedly as he looked over his shoulder and waved to the blue hedgehog. Sonic had taken to leaning against the bedroom wall adjacent from Chris and Danny.

Mario:(Chris) Boy is sonic gay!
Meatwad:(Danny) Bet he's got lots of weed.
Solid Snake: Sonic was busy Smokeing Robotnic's Pole! (Everyone Throws up.)

"Hey, 'sup guys?" Sonic asked and winked. He went over to Chris to peek over his shoulder and see what the boy was trying to comb up from the box. It was when Chris stood and turned around that he showed Danny and Sonic a long, rectangle-shaped box with a peculiar looking item on it. Danny's face was stricken with confusion, while Sonic was utterly shocked.

Luigi: It's a bong.
Homer:(Sonic) Uhhhhh that's not mine, it's Jerry's
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika Translated: Jerry Garcia Could Suck Sonic's Cock!

"I found it in Amy's room!" Chris said as if he'd hit the jackpot. "I was helping her clean up, and I asked if I could have it," the boy took out of the box a phallic-shaped plastic device and pressed the little switch. The thing vibrated. "I wonder what it is?" Chris said.

Meatwad: Carl has one of those under his bed.
Luigi: What kinda bong is that?
Homer: I don't like were this is going.

"GIVE ME THAT!!" Shouted Sonic, leaping up and snatching the vibrator out of Chris's hand. "You guys have no business with toys like this!" he said, waving the still pulsating phallus in each of their general direction. "... neither does Amy, for that matter!" Sonic went over to the window and flung the toy outdoors twoards the pool where Mr. Tanaka, the Thorndyke's majordomo, just happened to be taking a break at. The device landed right into his drink.

Meatwad: And he drank it, not knowing there was a dildo in it.
Solid Snake: Sick!
Luigi: Better then a condom.

"Sonic! Why'd you do that??" whined Chris. "How come we can't have it??"

Mario: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solid Snake: That is wrong on many levels.


"I don't even know what it is..." muttered Danny.

Pikachu: Pika Pika pika pika pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuu Pika Translated: nigg** nigg*** nigg** nigg** I is a goofy ass nigg**
Mario: I had no idea pikachu was such a racist.
Pikachu:(Angry) Pika Pika Piiiiiiikachuuuuuuuuuuu.... Chuuuuuu. Translated: That's Pikajew, you anti Semitic Gentile cuntsucker.

"It's a vibrator! You stick it in your hole and you turn it on!" Sonic shouted. He didn't know the real reason behind his shouting, really. Perhaps he was still perplexed at the idea of Amy having one. What if he was overreacting, and it was just a muscle massager? Upon examination of the box's labeling, Sonic's hypothesis was proven wrong. His cheeks were red out of disgust and envy.

Homer: I really really really really don't like were this is going.
Luigi: Amy uses it, when she thinks about Dr Robotnic.
Homer: He's like 60! And he looks like a fatass.

"What hole?"

Meatwad: Your Nose?
Mario: I guess...... Hey where's link? ( Link is sleepy in his chair.) WAKE UP LAZYASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danny's voice bought Sonic back-to-focus with the current situation. He really didn't want to explain these things to the boys. He thought they'd figure it out on their own... eventually. But no, he already flung it out the window; that would be an odd image to grace the boy's lives. He may was well go ahead and tell them. Sonic leapt onto the windowsill and closed the shutters and blinds. Then, he took a seat and leaned against the window's eaves. "Alright, you two," said Sonic. "When I mean your hole, I mean, this--~"

Homer: Oh hell no!
Luigi: This is gonna get ugly.
Solid Snake: How Bad could it be?

Sonic stood, bent down, lifted his tail, and pointed right to his asshole. He thought he'd use himself as an example, and not get too into detail about the girl's side of it.. yet.

Everyone Execpt Link: BLAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meatwad: What the fuck!
Mario: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Whoha!" Danny said. "Dude, that thing looks weird!"

Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pika. Translated: Sonic's Asshole is gigantic, kinda like that goatse guy. That's hot.
Homer:(Looks at Pikachu) Your one sick little mouse.
Pikachu: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Pika Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Pikachu! Translated: Go fuck your self you fat fucking fuckhead. Fucking retard!

"Gee, uh... Sonic; that was pretty blunt there..." muttered Chris as he rubbed the back of his neck and looked at Sonic's display half confused and disgusted. Sonic kept prattling on and on about what to do with it, eventually spreading open his anus a little wide, which just further traumatized Danny and Chris more.

Solid Snake: No i, i........... BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEARGH!!!!!!!!!
Meatwad: I will never get that image out of my mind now.
Homer:(Shocked out of his mind) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!

"I think I've seen enough," Danny said with his voice trembling. He kept glancing at the door, oh the holy exit to the bedroom door. He do badly wanted to leave, along with Chris. Rodentia ass wasn't much of a crowd pleaser, apparently.

Pikachu:( Is masturbating.)
Solid Snake: Who the hell could find this a turn on.

Sonic was a lot less shy about the whole thing. The reaction from Chris and Danny excited the crazy hedgehog. "Hey, guys! I've got an idea!" he said. "Why don't you see how it feels on the inside??"

Mario: Oh fuck.......... BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOORRRRGGGGGJH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solid Snake: This is revolting, oh wait........ HEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGHBLAAAAH
Pikachu:( Is still masturbating.)

"Wh-what's that have to do with anything, Sonic??" Chris protested. "That's gross! Stop doing that!"

Luigi: Run Chris RUN!!!!!!!!!!

"Plot contrivance, my good man!" Sonic said while wagging his little blue tail and slapping his asscheek-like area. "This fic's gotta go downhill somewhere. Now, don't be shy! I won't bite! I promise!"

Meatwad: He's got teeth in his asshole?
Luigi: Now that's fucked up!
Solid Snake: More fucked up then a child molesting blue hedgehog!

"Please, Sonic..." Danny added to Chris's pleading. "This is gross."

Pikachu: Pika piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. (Pikachu then goes into a anti-black rant which involves jews, Gays, And Harry Potter.)
Solid Snake: That's fucking nonsence!

Sonic cackled at their disapproval. "Nah-uh! C'mere! Just stick your tongue in my ass--"

Homer: Ohhhhhhh shit. BLURRRRRRRAAAAAUUUARRRR(Simpson's Dvd Vol 10 Is in stores)RRRRRRRRRURGH!
Solid Snake: Note the plug......
Meatwad: How much is that dvd?

Chris's bedroom door opened, and a sweet little voice rang out into the air. "Guys, time for sup--" said poor little Creme, who had to be exposed to Sonic's orifice. Sonic didn't see her; he was still trying to coax the two human boys into pleasing him.

Meatwad: Ohhhhhhh fuck.
Luigi: She's like eight years old or some shit! Who could get off on this. ( Then we see Cait Sith From Final Fantasy 7 jerking his cock, while thinking about Cream naked.)
Pikachu: Pika............ Tranlated: Yahhhhh (Then he starts masturbating while thinking of having sex with Cream)

"Sonic??" Amy called and ran into the room with Tails. "We're having--" Amy froze in her tracks before letting out the loudest and most painful shriek one could imagine. Sonic jerked his head around and saw the girl, who stormed right out of the room when he tried to explain himself.

Solid Snake: Did she vomit too?
Mario: Bet she did.

"Amy! This isn't what you think it is!!" Sonic, of course, ran after Amy. And, dear readers, poor Sonic would not be joining the Thorndykes for supper for a little while. Now, he has a court case of "indecent exsposure" on his hands.

Mario: And then Chris hansen appered out of now were.
Solid Snake: And then Sonic got buttfucked for the next 10 years.
Pikachu: Pika Piiiiiiiii. Translated: By a big black guy.

--
More to come; worse to get...

Mario: Shit!
(DING!
Homer Simpson: Guess it's break time.
Solid Snake: Finally!
Meatwad: I don't think i can eat after seing that.
Luigi: None of us can.
Pikachu: Pikachu, pika piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pikachu. Translated: Something about having sex with a minor, because we all now pikachu is a pedophile! Then he says the N word about 50 times.
Mario: Man was that sick, how could it get worse?
(Bowsers voice sounds over a set of speakers)
Bowser: YOU LITTLE PANSY'S THINK YOU CAN TAKE IT! Your wrong.
Mario: Bowser, you don't scare us, your just a fatassed pussy! ( Then Mario pulls out a mushroom.) Watch this.
Luigi: Your pushing it.
( Homer is busy drinking a beer.)
Bowser: Do you little fuckwads think you can beat me?
Mario: Ya, cause your a fucking dipshit! ( Then a door opens, and a shadowy figure apperes.)
Bowser: Meet Metal Mario!
Homer Simpson:(Throws a beer bottle at Metal Mario) Take that! (Metal Mario Zaps his ass.) DOH!
(Bowser is sitting in a office, with a computer with a image of Mrs Brisby and tereasa doing it(YUCK!)
Bowser: Now Metal Mario will prevent your escape, but we have some friends joining you......... Open that fucking door! ( A door opens up showing three figures.) Meet Captain Fox, Falcon, and............ GET OUT OF THERE YOU FUCKHEAD!!
Wario: My name is Wario, he he he he!
Meatwad: What a gaywad. ( He kicks Meatwad)
Wario: Shut the hell up you meatball!
Falco:(Nelson) Haw Haw!
(BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! The light starts flashing again.)
Luigi: It's back to fanfic time!
( Everybody runs into the theater room.)