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Its Raining men
Title: Overlord new pets
Chapter title: its raining men
WARNING: its not beta. So yea...not beta
Yaoi/yuri/hetro: umm nope thier isn't any.
I own captain gordon and sesshomaru! i'll so pawn ya asses if you beg a differ.
Laywers: but shadow jinxs don't own them. she just like using them for stoires. she isn't makeing any money off this story so don't sue. you'll lose. don't even tried thought. you'll be wasting your ad her money and time. If you see anything in here that may even the slightlest look like soemthing you seen or heard on tv, its dosen't belong to her. but the things you don't know does.
SJ: now to start the story!
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A blue hair youth laid in his coffin shape bed which is in the middle of his dark chamber. Its only source of light is two torches on the side of the room. A dark maple wood desk is near one of the torches, a Hellport #4567X360 lap top sat on top of the desk with his Music player hellsling 45X380 both of the electronic isn't even out yet.
A moan echo off the walls of the chamber and the door was kick open by a girl with red spiky pig tail and devil tail. She place both hands on her hip as she tap her black knee high boots. A sigh came from the pig tail girl.
"Prince! Get your lazy ass up!"the pig tail girl shouted.
The blue hair youth known as prince groan out his replied,"Leave me alone Etna I don't want...Leave me alone."
Etna look pityful at the young prince. He been down in the dump since he the spear user Peir'e dump him for a sexy body demon. Etna felt sorry for laharl, she shook the feeling and glare at the young king, 'I'm a demon! We dont feel sorry for anything,but this is prince. Where is love freak when we need her.' Etna thought to herself.
Without Etna relazing it, Laharl was staring at her with a puzzle expression.
"What with you?"he asks Etna.
Etna was shock that she grab Laharl by his scarf and threw him into the throne room. The demon vassel rush to throne to see what is going on.
Laharl groan as he rub his head and look a pair of feet. He slowly guide his head up the pale legs,saw the lace white,blue,and gold dress, to the blonde angle face.
"what are YOU doing here!"laharl growl.
The angle wing lower and she look down pitful at Laharl.
"What da matter with you? Are you showing me pity.!? How dare you pity me! I should..."Laharl shouted.
"Laharl."the angle spoke,which instantly calm the young overlord down,"I heard about the break up. How you was desvated and such. I came here to laugh in your face. Now,I see you. I feel sorry for you. I regret all the things i said about you and the way you are. I'm sorry."The angle said.
Laharl look down at his hands and wonder how did they get clench all of the sudden. "Flonne. You dumb love freak."laharl smirk and stood before her,"I laharl Overlord of the nertherworld shalt not mope over some lower class spear user who shall be nameless!"Laharl spoke with his arrogants and amusement.
Etna peek over the pillar and grin sheepishly,"thats are prince!"she said to herself.
"Laharl I so proud of you! What should we do now?"Flonne ask.
"Today Feerday. The Football game won't be on till Satonyouday."Laharl began to ponder outloud.
"you know prince. Talking to yourself is the first sign of Insanity."Etna appear behind Flonne and gave her a little hug. "lets do those thing where Human sing song and get rated on how good they are."
"Yea thats a great idea Etna!"Flonne praise.
"Find. I will go first and I choose-"Laharl began.
"Wait! Since your going first. We get to pick the song."Flonne told.
"yup prince. I knwo the perfect song. Its Raining Men by the Weather girls."Etna said.
"GRRR. How dare you make fun of me. Fine. I going to get you back Etna."Laharl growl.
Etna clap her hand and two prinny came by with the TeleyoulaterVison and the Sing-uh-a-bob thingy. Flonne walk to Etna room adn grab all the music that was possibly made and put it in the Sing-uh-a-bob thingy.
"Good luck Laharl!"Flonne cheer.
"break a leg."Etna grin as she push the play button.
Laharl sigh as he pick up the purple and red micophone and began to sing the lrics.
Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! 1
Once the song was finish Laharl felt extremly better and pass the micophonr to Flonne.
"your trun blondy. I got a song that perfect for you."Laharl grin and pick out a tape and the music began to play.
Flonne listen to the strange music and wonder what the song call.
Outside the castle was black clouds promsing thunder and heavy rain,but something about these clouds was diffrent from the ususal dark and gloomly clouds.
Flonne pick up her mike and began to sing the words.
who want a dmeon pet.
I want a dmeon pet!
who want a demon pet To-D----aaaayyyyy!
I would slice my wrist, slit my throat,
If I could get my own demon toad.
I would kill my friend,
If I get my own demon pet in the end.
who want a demon pet!
I want a demon pet!
who want a demon pet Today! -I know i do.
I would pet their tummy all day long.
Then, i will fuck them so hard that they will scream my na----mmeee!
who want a demon pet!
I want a demon pet!
who want a demon pet!
Give me my got damn demon p---eeettt!
Aloud thunder bang and shatter the window. The candles went out and the room went dark. Two diffrent scream seem to be heard with aloud,
"FUCK!"which sounded like Etna.
Then the dragon vassel lit all the candle with overflow fire blast and The Throne Room was once again lit. Two sliver hair youth,one with doggie ears in a red kimino,and the other with a purple Crecent shape mark on his forehead, was sprawl on top of Etna who was sprawl ontop of Flonne. Laharl who instantly hid under his chair escape the crash of the two youth.
The doggie ear was the first one to get up and he held out his hand to the other youth. Who now look a few years older then the doggie ear, took it and pull himself off of Etna.
Laharl stood infront of the Doggie ear who was the exact same size of him and cross his hands.
"Who are you and why are you tresspassing."Laharl command a answer.
The doggie ear one look at laharl then himself. Then at laharl again then back at himself. "oh my fuckin kami! I'm a fuckin kid again! why am i kid! Sesshoamru I'm a kid! I'm a fuckin kid!"he shouted to the one call sesshoamru.
The crecent head one known as Sesshoamru look at his body and sigh,"man i got to go through purberty again. What a drag. Inuysha stop screaming your giving me a killer headache."Sesshoamru rub his temples.
Laharl got angery for being ignore and was using all his will power not to go overlord on their asses. "I'll ask one more time. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO IN MY CASTLE!"
Inuysha stare at the kid and cross his arm,"who the hell are you kid? Where are we?"
Laharl glare at Inuysha,"I'm King Lahral the overlord of the NetherWorld."Laharl told in amatter of fact voice.
"Hey mutt face. I guess we're not in our time anymore."Seshsomaru told inuysha.
"I don't think we're on the same planet anymore."Inuysha told ignoreing Laharl once again.
Thursday the super multi task robot came out with Jennifer and Captain gordon and saw the Inusyha and Seshsoamru.
"Thrusday! your right. There are two new being here."Jennifer said rummy her large tummy.
"Yes! Now Thrusday go see where they are from. Maybe there here to save us and take us back home!"Captain gordon said in a over dramastic voice.
"Gordon you know they're not comming back right?"she ask him.
gordon ignore her and wacth thursday roll over ther to began his scanning proccess.
"what the hell!"Inuysha shouted as Thursday scan him and Sesshomaru.
"BEEP BEEP BEEEEP!Prince Inuysha and Lord Sesshmaru are not from this time and planet. They are in the fedual ear in japan on planet earth. Some black magic was use to summon two dog demon here. Only can be brong by a strong demon angle or very strong demon. And Inusyha age is---"Thrusday began before Inusyha tackle the robot to the ground and began to beat the shitz out of it.
Etna,Flonne,Jennifer,and Gordon had to get Inusyha off.
Laharl close his eyes and smirk,"So I LORD sesshomaru,Prince inuysha."he began. He opne his eyes and pointed at the two demons,"you two are my new demon pets!"
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SJ: I saw that thier were very few of these fics and I wanted to add one more. SO here is the overlord pet. The raining men song is not mines. its the wonderful Weathgirls.
1. I made up that thing. Its not a song and I couldn't find a song that talk about demoning being your pets.
I heard that flonne trun to some demon angle thing. I don't know. I only on chapter 12 part1 or something.Chapter two will be out and a while. I made this chapter long so it will keep you at bay. The nexts chapter will be how Laharl trick Inuysha and sesshoamru into being his pets.
R&R dosen't mean READ&RUN! it mean review and rate.
Chapter title: its raining men
WARNING: its not beta. So yea...not beta
Yaoi/yuri/hetro: umm nope thier isn't any.
I own captain gordon and sesshomaru! i'll so pawn ya asses if you beg a differ.
Laywers: but shadow jinxs don't own them. she just like using them for stoires. she isn't makeing any money off this story so don't sue. you'll lose. don't even tried thought. you'll be wasting your ad her money and time. If you see anything in here that may even the slightlest look like soemthing you seen or heard on tv, its dosen't belong to her. but the things you don't know does.
SJ: now to start the story!
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A blue hair youth laid in his coffin shape bed which is in the middle of his dark chamber. Its only source of light is two torches on the side of the room. A dark maple wood desk is near one of the torches, a Hellport #4567X360 lap top sat on top of the desk with his Music player hellsling 45X380 both of the electronic isn't even out yet.
A moan echo off the walls of the chamber and the door was kick open by a girl with red spiky pig tail and devil tail. She place both hands on her hip as she tap her black knee high boots. A sigh came from the pig tail girl.
"Prince! Get your lazy ass up!"the pig tail girl shouted.
The blue hair youth known as prince groan out his replied,"Leave me alone Etna I don't want...Leave me alone."
Etna look pityful at the young prince. He been down in the dump since he the spear user Peir'e dump him for a sexy body demon. Etna felt sorry for laharl, she shook the feeling and glare at the young king, 'I'm a demon! We dont feel sorry for anything,but this is prince. Where is love freak when we need her.' Etna thought to herself.
Without Etna relazing it, Laharl was staring at her with a puzzle expression.
"What with you?"he asks Etna.
Etna was shock that she grab Laharl by his scarf and threw him into the throne room. The demon vassel rush to throne to see what is going on.
Laharl groan as he rub his head and look a pair of feet. He slowly guide his head up the pale legs,saw the lace white,blue,and gold dress, to the blonde angle face.
"what are YOU doing here!"laharl growl.
The angle wing lower and she look down pitful at Laharl.
"What da matter with you? Are you showing me pity.!? How dare you pity me! I should..."Laharl shouted.
"Laharl."the angle spoke,which instantly calm the young overlord down,"I heard about the break up. How you was desvated and such. I came here to laugh in your face. Now,I see you. I feel sorry for you. I regret all the things i said about you and the way you are. I'm sorry."The angle said.
Laharl look down at his hands and wonder how did they get clench all of the sudden. "Flonne. You dumb love freak."laharl smirk and stood before her,"I laharl Overlord of the nertherworld shalt not mope over some lower class spear user who shall be nameless!"Laharl spoke with his arrogants and amusement.
Etna peek over the pillar and grin sheepishly,"thats are prince!"she said to herself.
"Laharl I so proud of you! What should we do now?"Flonne ask.
"Today Feerday. The Football game won't be on till Satonyouday."Laharl began to ponder outloud.
"you know prince. Talking to yourself is the first sign of Insanity."Etna appear behind Flonne and gave her a little hug. "lets do those thing where Human sing song and get rated on how good they are."
"Yea thats a great idea Etna!"Flonne praise.
"Find. I will go first and I choose-"Laharl began.
"Wait! Since your going first. We get to pick the song."Flonne told.
"yup prince. I knwo the perfect song. Its Raining Men by the Weather girls."Etna said.
"GRRR. How dare you make fun of me. Fine. I going to get you back Etna."Laharl growl.
Etna clap her hand and two prinny came by with the TeleyoulaterVison and the Sing-uh-a-bob thingy. Flonne walk to Etna room adn grab all the music that was possibly made and put it in the Sing-uh-a-bob thingy.
"Good luck Laharl!"Flonne cheer.
"break a leg."Etna grin as she push the play button.
Laharl sigh as he pick up the purple and red micophone and began to sing the lrics.
Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! 1
Once the song was finish Laharl felt extremly better and pass the micophonr to Flonne.
"your trun blondy. I got a song that perfect for you."Laharl grin and pick out a tape and the music began to play.
Flonne listen to the strange music and wonder what the song call.
Outside the castle was black clouds promsing thunder and heavy rain,but something about these clouds was diffrent from the ususal dark and gloomly clouds.
Flonne pick up her mike and began to sing the words.
who want a dmeon pet.
I want a dmeon pet!
who want a demon pet To-D----aaaayyyyy!
I would slice my wrist, slit my throat,
If I could get my own demon toad.
I would kill my friend,
If I get my own demon pet in the end.
who want a demon pet!
I want a demon pet!
who want a demon pet Today! -I know i do.
I would pet their tummy all day long.
Then, i will fuck them so hard that they will scream my na----mmeee!
who want a demon pet!
I want a demon pet!
who want a demon pet!
Give me my got damn demon p---eeettt!
Aloud thunder bang and shatter the window. The candles went out and the room went dark. Two diffrent scream seem to be heard with aloud,
"FUCK!"which sounded like Etna.
Then the dragon vassel lit all the candle with overflow fire blast and The Throne Room was once again lit. Two sliver hair youth,one with doggie ears in a red kimino,and the other with a purple Crecent shape mark on his forehead, was sprawl on top of Etna who was sprawl ontop of Flonne. Laharl who instantly hid under his chair escape the crash of the two youth.
The doggie ear was the first one to get up and he held out his hand to the other youth. Who now look a few years older then the doggie ear, took it and pull himself off of Etna.
Laharl stood infront of the Doggie ear who was the exact same size of him and cross his hands.
"Who are you and why are you tresspassing."Laharl command a answer.
The doggie ear one look at laharl then himself. Then at laharl again then back at himself. "oh my fuckin kami! I'm a fuckin kid again! why am i kid! Sesshoamru I'm a kid! I'm a fuckin kid!"he shouted to the one call sesshoamru.
The crecent head one known as Sesshoamru look at his body and sigh,"man i got to go through purberty again. What a drag. Inuysha stop screaming your giving me a killer headache."Sesshoamru rub his temples.
Laharl got angery for being ignore and was using all his will power not to go overlord on their asses. "I'll ask one more time. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO IN MY CASTLE!"
Inuysha stare at the kid and cross his arm,"who the hell are you kid? Where are we?"
Laharl glare at Inuysha,"I'm King Lahral the overlord of the NetherWorld."Laharl told in amatter of fact voice.
"Hey mutt face. I guess we're not in our time anymore."Seshsomaru told inuysha.
"I don't think we're on the same planet anymore."Inuysha told ignoreing Laharl once again.
Thursday the super multi task robot came out with Jennifer and Captain gordon and saw the Inusyha and Seshsoamru.
"Thrusday! your right. There are two new being here."Jennifer said rummy her large tummy.
"Yes! Now Thrusday go see where they are from. Maybe there here to save us and take us back home!"Captain gordon said in a over dramastic voice.
"Gordon you know they're not comming back right?"she ask him.
gordon ignore her and wacth thursday roll over ther to began his scanning proccess.
"what the hell!"Inuysha shouted as Thursday scan him and Sesshomaru.
"BEEP BEEP BEEEEP!Prince Inuysha and Lord Sesshmaru are not from this time and planet. They are in the fedual ear in japan on planet earth. Some black magic was use to summon two dog demon here. Only can be brong by a strong demon angle or very strong demon. And Inusyha age is---"Thrusday began before Inusyha tackle the robot to the ground and began to beat the shitz out of it.
Etna,Flonne,Jennifer,and Gordon had to get Inusyha off.
Laharl close his eyes and smirk,"So I LORD sesshomaru,Prince inuysha."he began. He opne his eyes and pointed at the two demons,"you two are my new demon pets!"
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SJ: I saw that thier were very few of these fics and I wanted to add one more. SO here is the overlord pet. The raining men song is not mines. its the wonderful Weathgirls.
1. I made up that thing. Its not a song and I couldn't find a song that talk about demoning being your pets.
I heard that flonne trun to some demon angle thing. I don't know. I only on chapter 12 part1 or something.Chapter two will be out and a while. I made this chapter long so it will keep you at bay. The nexts chapter will be how Laharl trick Inuysha and sesshoamru into being his pets.
R&R dosen't mean READ&RUN! it mean review and rate.