A bundle of joy

Tales of Symphonia
A bundle of joy.

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((A/N: Meowzy: Yo, and welcome to another collab fic with Meowzy! This time, with my smut-loving buddy Nife!
Nife: I R the banana!
Meowzy: ... I see... You make a very good point! Well, before we start, I must throw around a few warnings. First, this fic supports Yuan/Kratos, Lloyd/Zelos, and maybe some other guy/guy or girl/girl pairings.
Nife: Hai.
Meowzy: Also, it's an M-preg fic. If you don't know what M-preg is, it means Male Pregnancy. I normally don't support M-pregs, but we're gonna try to tie it in nicely, and make it a bit logical. We hope you all don't go "Ewww, M-preg!" and run away, because it's really not all about the pregnant thing. Okay, maybe it is, but... Oh, whatevah.
Nife: M-preg are the cute! X3
Meowzy: What she said! Odd, and physically not possible, but cute. Oh, and also, we don't own Tales of Symphonia or the characters. Now, enjoy the first chapter written by Nife! And leave reviews, because I'm a review whore.
Nife: I love reviews. Like chocolate covered Kratoses. And Yuans. And them together... -drowns in own drool-))
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"What do you mean?"

Yuan was sitting comfortably in a chair across from Lloyd, sipping his coffee. He had asked the question when Lloyd had made a strange proclamation to him. "I thought Derris-Kharlan wasn't due to return for another three months...?" He leaned back, and stared at the man across from him.

"Dad says, because it caught the orbit of three planets it's moving far faster now." Lloyd said, answering Yuan. He studied Yuan slightly, waiting for some sort of a reaction.
"I see..." Yuan said sipping on the tea again, carefully keeping himself in check. "So he'll be here tomorrow then..."

"Yeah, as long as all goes well. We're going to have a party to celebrate. Are you going to come?" Lloyd asked.

"I'll see..." Yuan said, finishing his coffee. He got up and grabbed his cape, nodding good-bye to Zelos and Colette who were in Lloyd's kitchen.

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"Kratos... how long has it been since you left here?" Yuan said, relaxing in his large chair in his living room. "Five years?" Kratos had left on Derris-Kharlan after the true regeneration of the world, and though Yuan loathed to admit it, he had missed the other angel terribly.

He wondered how his old friend was doing, and if he'd managed to awaken the other angels.
He sighed, shaking his head. If he wanted to find these things out he'd just have to go to the party and ask himself.

"So my decision was made before I decided then..." Yuan said aloud.

He summoned one of his butlers and told him that he'd be out and that he should inform all of his servants that they had the night off. If this ended badly he didn't need them to see him in utter disarray.

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The party, like all things Lloyd-tachi did, was a large event. There were decorations as far as the eye could see. The walls, the tables, the people, all of it was decorated to the nines.
Yuan sighed, he had decided to dress up slightly for the occasion, but being here he felt a little... out of place. His own clothing nowhere near the extravagance the room held.
He looked around the hall. It was Zelos' that was for certain, but it had a lot of Regal's decoration taste.

He walked down the stairs to where Lloyd-tachi had gathered and greeted them with a wave.

"Hello." Regal greeted him gently.

"Good eve." Yuan said in reply, giving his head a slight nod.

The others turned to him with their own greetings.

Yuan studied all of them, as each of them had changed in the last few years... Lloyd was as tall and handsome as his father now, while Colette still remained petite but had grown lovely as a woman. Genis had grown exponentially, now towering over his sister, who in turn had not changed much at all. Not that he expected her to, she was a half elf after all.

Presea had also grown quite taller and more beautiful, looking every bit like her name's sake, the beautiful flower. Regal looked a bit older, and far more kept. If Yuan's eyes weren't deceiving him, he saw a wedding band on his finger... perhaps from his old love?

Sheena looked like an older, more mature woman, utterly beautiful and exotic. Zelos had grown a little older looking, but no less appealing to the eye. His hands were entwined with Lloyd's, to which Yuan had to smile lightly. It was so nice to see love so young and pure.

"We were just waiting for Kratos and the others." Lloyd said.

"Others?" Yuan asked.

"The other angels." Zelos answered for Lloyd. "He said he'd be bringing them here. that's why we have such a big hall."

"But there are several thousand of them!" Yuan exclaimed.

"He's only bringing a few." Lloyd answered before Yuan fell into a panic. "During the party dad and I will be discussing moving the angels down to Earth and creating a home for them here."

"I see..." Yuan answered. "Will you be needing my assistance?"

"Most likely." Lloyd answered. "You can talk to Kratos about it when he gets here."

"When will he arrive?" Yuan asked, a slight nervousness to his voice.

"He should arrive anytime." Lloyd answered.

"I see." Yuan answered. "Then I think I will take a seat." Yuan said, moving to one of the lush couches.

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Hours went by without a hid or hair of Kratos or his entourage. Yuan wasn't worried, he'd know Kratos wouldn't miss this opportunity to see his son.

However... when Lloyd started to pace and the clock hit one in the morning, Yuan began to fret slightly.

"When did he say he'd arrive?" Presea asked Lloyd.

"He said sometime tonight... At least night in Tethe'alla." Lloyd said, stopping his pacing to answer Yuan.

"... I see." Yuan answered. He looked out the window he was sitting near, wringing his hands nervously.

Lloyd was about to say something when a bright light lit up the sky and flew towards them.
Yuan shot up, running towards the doors, and opening them to see Kratos and his angel entourage standing there. "K-Kratos!" Yuan exclaimed.

Kratos smiled and walked towards Yuan and the doors. "Hello." He said, greeting him.
Yuan glared at him, "You're late."

Kratos smiled. "Forgive me."

"Ask your son." Yuan said blowing Kratos off, turning on his heel. He walked down the staircase to the main hall.

Kratos chuckled under his breath, and followed Yuan, angel entourage in tow.

"Dad!" Lloyd shouted, as soon as Kratos entered. He ran up to the man, picking him up in a hug. Kratos gasped as the air was pushed out of his lungs.

"L-Lloyd?" Kratos asked, slightly bewildered.

Lloyd put him down, smiling sheepishly. "Ah... sorry."

Kratos stared at his son. "Lloyd...." He said in astonishment.

Lloyd smiled, happy that his father approved. "Welcome home."

Kratos smiled happily with just a hint of nostalgia. "It's good to be home."

"Now that Kratos is home it's time for the celebrations to begin!" Zelos exclaimed happily.

"I see some things don't change." Kratos said with a shake of his head, though it didn't have the venom it usually carried when it came to the chosen.

"Um dad..." Lloyd said, suddenly nervous.

"Yes Lloyd?" Kratos answered.

"I-uh, have something to tell you." He said, looking away from his father.

Kratos seemed to understand and led Lloyd away from the others, to a more private place.

The angels who followed him thus far remained amongst the rest of Lloyd-tachi.

"Dad... it's about me... and" Lloyd began.

Kratos remained attentively listening to Lloyd, making no move to say anything till lloyd was finished.

"... Zelos, we... we're married." Lloyd finished flinching from Kratos slightly, afraid of what was to come.

"That's good to hear Lloyd." Kratos said.

"Ah...? Is that all? You're not going to freak?" He asked.

Kratos shook his head. "Why should I? I have no right to dictate whom you love, or how you live."

"Really...? You're not mad?" Lloyd asked again, tentatively.

"No Lloyd, I'm glad you could find happiness." Kratos answered sagely. Lloyd bear hugged him. "Thank you!"

"Ack! You're welcome Lloyd." Kratos said, wind once again knocked out of him.

Lloyd walked back to the others, a wide grin on his face. "Let's start this party!" He exclaimed.

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"So this is where you've been hiding." Kratos said as he walked up to Yuan, a wine bottle in one hand, two glasses in the other.

"How'd you find me?" Yuan asked, eyeing the wine bottle.

"Sheena." Kratos answered simply.

"I see, and the wine?" He asked, still looking at the wine.

"I thought it would be nice for us to celebrate my return together." Kratos said.

"I see..." Yuan said with a slight chuckle, not missing the implication.

Kratos handed him a glass, opening the bottle with his teeth.

"Elegant." Yuan said with a raised eyebrow as Kratos poured him a glass. He lifted the glass up to his lips, taking a quick sip.

Kratos shrugged off Yuan's criticism and poured himself a cup. "Whatever works." He took a swig of his own, before casting a look at Yuan. "I missed you."

"Ah, is this where you confess your undying love to me?" Yuan asked, smiling slightly.

"No, it's your turn. I did it last time." Kratos answered.

"Oh, really?" Yuan said with a light chuckle, "I've lost count."

"The last time was me before I left on Derris Kharlan... You said you couldn't go with me, that you had a lot of things to do here..." Kratos said, looking at the fountain below the balcony. "Are you done with them...?" He asked quietly.

Yuan sighed, casting his gaze to the heavens. "If only... But you're going to stay now aren't you?"

"I am. I'm going to try to reinitiate the angels on to earth." Kratos answered.

"Really? That's good to hear... That the angels have finally awakened." He turned his head to Kratos, "No one should suffer in that cruel state."

"It seems all the old wounds are finally healing..." Kratos said, casting his eyes over to Yuan.

Yuan didn't respond at first, simply cast his eyes away. "Some wounds are too painful, have gone on untreated."

"Yuan..." Kratos said, sighing slightly.

"He's grown up into a fine man, looks just like you." Yuan said off hand.

"I think he looks more like his mother..." Kratos said, realising that Yuan was dropping the topic.

"He has your eyes and your body." Yuan said.

"Yuan, why have you been checking out my son?" Kratos said glaring, though there was a little bit of mischief in his eyes.

"Don't flatter yourself..." Yuan said rolling his eyes.

"So want to get so wasted we forget our names?" Kratos said, abruptly changing the subject.

"Sure." Yuan said, grabbing the bottle from Kratos, and chugging it.

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"That was an interesting three hours. I never knew the chosen could dance like that." Yuan said with a light chuckle, slightly wobbling as he walked down the hall.

"Indeed... That was amusing." Kratos said, slightly swaying himself. "I'm glad we have a room to ourselves..."

"To ourselves?" Yuan asked, confused.

"Do you really want me to spend my first night alone?" Kratos said leaning on the other seraph.

"You're just a horny bastard..." Yuan slurred.

"Only for you." Kratos said, leaning down to kiss Yuan's lips.

Yuan smiled back up at Kratos. "You know what this means..."

"I have to pay for the next beer we have." Kratos answered.

"That, and you have to get tomorrow's aspirin." He said, dragging Kratos into their room.


*time for lemon*


They coaxed each other’s clothing off as they went along, hands moving to all possible areas; eliciting moans and growls from one another.

Yuan's legs hit the bed and he fell backwards with a startled gasp.

Kratos didn't miss a beat and was on top of Yuan in a flash, groping at what was left of his clothing, removing it swiftly.

"Kratos... Oh please..." Yuan moaned as Kratos' hands ran over Yuan's bare chest.

"Begging already?" Kratos said slyly, eyes glittering with mischief.

Yuan growled, going for Kratos' pants and undoing them. He swiftly pulled them down, freeing Kratos' growing erection. Smiling to himself at a task well done, he gripped Kratos' testicles, playing with them. He chuckled to himself when Kratos moaned helplessly.

"Yuan..." Kratos growled warningly.

"Yes?" Yuan said innocently.

Kratos pounced on him, attacking his neck. Yuan moaned his approvals, hands working on Kratos' remaining clothing. Kratos stopped his attack on Yuan's neck when he felt a tug on his arm.

"Damned shirt." Yuan muttered.

Kratos chuckled, lifting his arms so Yuan could pull off his shirt, then Yuan tackled Kratos’ pants. He pulled them off roughly, ready to just get at it.

Kratos completely agreed and they quickly got to moving together. Kratos lifted Yuan’s hips on to his own and moved quickly in him, causing Yuan to cry out.

They moved quickly, forgetting foreplay for passion as they moved rapidly together, using each other as support as thoughts fled from them.

Lust over took them as they each met their ends, and were quickly pushed over. This continued till night turned to morn, final cries coming from their mouths.

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(Alternate text to Yuan's rant:

Yuan didn't respond at first, simply cast his eyes away. "Some wounds are too painful, have gone on untreated."

"Ah, come on Yuan! I ran you though once!"

"Asshole! That hurt like hell!")